Sample Comments from Matt Hardy's Myspace following RR 2009

[Exyle]

"OMG Matt Why U mad... Jelous??? Yes Becase Jack Swagger Beat You And Jeff Is The Champp Know!!! So Not Watchng Who Tonight!!!! JEFF JEFF JEFFF JEFF JEFFF Is Better Champ"

"Y WOULD HIT YOUR BRO WITH A CHAIR.
I was there and I am the one who yelled matt hardy SUCKS "

"WTF matt that was some shit you pulled sunday......when you turn to a conformist....damn sellout "

"tell me you had a damn good reason for what you did to jeff cause thats low even for you!
when did you become all about the ratings matt? I thought no matter what family and the love of the sport came first with you not uping WWE ratings!"

"yo wt* is wrong wit u just cuz u were jelouse of jeff holding the wwe title dnt mean u gotta go hit him in da head wit a chair nd not only tht u helped edge the U SUCK MATT!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Proving once again that Myspace is the downfall of our society.

[Nark Order]

mat hardey is poopy!

[Xero]

Wait... Wait... Okay, I can see censoring "fuck". I can live with censoring "crap", but censoring "WTF"? I want to punch whoever censored that in the face.

Also, I'd hate to see the WWE Universe's take on this.

[KYR]

HBKool96 really needs to stop posting on Matt's Myspace site.

[El Fangel]

I figured Ryan Clark would have said something.

My god, either someone is trolling or people are stupid.

[Anybody Thrilla]

"Y WOULD HIT YOUR BRO WITH A CHAIR.
I was there and I am the one who yelled matt hardy SUCKS "

Something about this was pretty funny to me.

[Juan]

"Y WOULD HIT YOUR BRO WITH A CHAIR.
I was there and I am the one who yelled matt hardy SUCKS "



:rofl:

[Xero]

I figured Ryan Clark would have said something.

My god, either someone is trolling or people are stupid.


People are stupid.

[El Fangel]

Did U now da champp iz HUR!?

[Kane Knight]

Matt has a Myspace? OMG wat a looser.

[Xero]

Yeah. Everyone knows you're a total n00bcake unless you have the Facebooks.

[Jeritron]

I'm troubled by the concept of a total mark properly using the word conformist

[Xero]

I was relieved when I realized it was a part of a sentence fragment.

[KYR]

Maybe Dave helped him.

[Xero]

Dave's not here, man.

[Kane Knight]

I'm troubled by the concept of a total mark properly using the word conformist

I'm not sure how conformity is used properly here, since I'm not sure what stabbing his brother in the back actually conforms to. I mean, this is supposed to be out of the blue, right? It seems more of a roguish thing to do than a conformist thing.

[Xero]

He's conforming to Edge's way of life, clearly.

[Triple Naitch]

I don't understand the ratings thing either. How does Matt hitting Jeff give him ratings and why does Matt need ratings?

[Jeritron]

Yea, but he does use sell-out afterwards. So I'm not sure why he used it, but he was aware of what he was getting at.
I guess because the Hardy boys were rebels and he no longer is part of their lifestyle. By selling out of the non-conformist Hardy nation of hot topic jeans, he is now conforming.

Again, you're dealing with a mark. I don't know why he thought it, but he thought it.

[Anybody Thrilla]

This is seriously not worth debating.

[El Fangel]

Dave's not here, man.

I want to watch Lost so bad.

[Shadow]

It's pathatic what these idiots are saying as if they don't...get...the...concep...oh gods.

My brain just broke.

[Fox]

I wonder how many of those are from HBKool?

[Shadow]

2

[Xero]

wweisneat: Chairshot.

[Gertner]

I live for this shit.

[KYR]

i hope jeff is alright after what happend to him

[KYR]

(he's my fav)

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Wait, so you guys are condoning what Matt did to his own brother? He hit him with a chair and cost him the title. If anyone is stupid it's you assholes.

[Xero]

I condone fake violence and betrayal, yes.

[KYR]

And I condone making fun of those who regard said fake violence and betrayal as real.

[KYR]

Although I really do hope Jeff's alright.

[Xero]

As well as those who can't spell "you" or find the shift key on their keyboards.

[KYR]

As well as those who can't spell "you" or find the floor when they get out of bed each morning.

[Xero]

Although I really do hope Jeff's alright.

He'll be okay. Why, by Friday, I'm sure they'll have dressed his wounds with bandages around his waist and will be well on his way to recovery.

[KYR]

*huge sigh of relief*

[Shadow]

He'll be okay. Why, by Friday, I'm sure they'll have dressed his wounds with bandages around his waist and will be well on his way to recovery.

Maybe a bandaid on his forhead?>

[Juan]

Marks are funny.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

you guys aren't being very Xtreme right now

[Fox]

Admit it though. We're all just jealous. Everything was so much better when you were a mark.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Admit it though. We're all just jealous. Everything was so much better when you were a mark.
Fuck that, the Berzerker tried to stab the Undertaker with his sword.

[Lux]

ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMNIT!

[Xero]

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[Juan]

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[Kane Knight]

Marks are funny.

Smarks are funnier.

As if anyone cares about work rate and moveset.

[Theo Dious]

Maybe a bandaid on his forhead?>

I'll be a BIG one though!

[RatedGSuperstar]

Pfft. The dude got blown up by pyro like two weeks ago and showed up the next week for an interview with JR without a scratch on him. That chair shot probably felt good. Joke's on Matt.

[Kane Knight]

Pfft. The dude got blown up by pyro like two weeks ago and showed up the next week for an interview with JR without a scratch on him. That chair shot probably felt good. Joke's on Matt.

That's what I love about wrestling. Jeff gets "burned" by pyros set off to do him harm, but ZOMFG CHARE SHOTT! HOW COULD YOU!

[Nark Order]

What if this was all a plot to get Lita back? Edge tells him to turn on his brother and Lita is his. YES!

[Fox]

Fuck that, the Berzerker tried to stab the Undertaker with his sword.

I was a mark during the nWo days. Those were amazing times for me. Goldberg winning the WCW Title was like the defining moment of my 4th grade year. Me and some friends formed an nWo group at school and would wear the shirts on the same day and tell the 1st-3rd graders to suck it as we passed them in the hallways. We got in trouble and were told not to wear the shirts all together on planned days because it was "alienating the rest of our class."

We also used to put people in the torture rack at recess.

[Lux]

Fox, upon hearing this story I have fallen in love with you.

[Juan]

When I was in 4th grade, Lex Luger and Bret Hart both won the Royal Rumble

[HBKool96]

HBKool96 really needs to stop posting on Matt's Myspace site.

dave won't let me have a myspace. he says its full of degenrates and perverts.
and i wouldn't want to be matt hardys friend anyways!

[The Mackem]

dave (your stepdad)) makes a lot sense.

[Lock Jaw]

We got in trouble and were told not to wear the shirts all together on planned days because it was "alienating the rest of our class."

I hope you beat the Principal up and spray-painted nWo on his back and desk.

[KYR]

dave won't let me have a myspace. he says its full of degenrates and perverts.
and i wouldn't want to be matt hardys friend anyways!

Dave is correct.

But then TPWW is also full of degenerates and perverts, so how do you get away with this?

Or is Dave unaware of this?

[Kane Knight]

dave won't let me have a myspace. he says its full of degenrates and perverts.
and i wouldn't want to be matt hardys friend anyways!

Sounds like WWE. Sounds like Shawn Michaels, even.

[HBKool96]

Dave is correct.

But then TPWW is also full of degenerates and perverts, so how do you get away with this?

Or is Dave unaware of this?

dave knows i go to somewrestling website, but he doesn't know its a message board.
he's fighting with my mom, again, so i might just get a myspace up and hide it from him just to spite him.

[Lux]

dave sounds like an ass.

[Kane Knight]

dave knows i go to somewrestling website, but he doesn't know its a message board.
he's fighting with my mom, again, so i might just get a myspace up and hide it from him just to spite him.

I can't let you do that, Dave.

[Heyman]

HBKool96 really needs to stop posting on Matt's Myspace site.

[Triple Naitch]

HBKool96, tell us more about dave (your stepdad). I believe I can speak for all of us when I say we are fascinated by him.

[Fox]

You should electrocute him through the doorbell like in Problem Child.

[KYR]

I think you should also post a pic of him.

[KYR]

While you're at it, one of your mom as well. :shifty:

[FourFifty]

DAVE'S NOT HERE, MAN!

http://replicawrestlingbelts.com/rb/images/DA%2010%20Batista.jpg

[Kane Knight]

How do those weights "work?" I mean, what do they do?

[Jeritron]

looks like the bar they use to try stopping the walls from closing in the trash compactor in Star Wars

[thedamndest]

Batista is practicing the AC Slater sit down.

[Jeritron]

Batista and Cena are Slater and Zack Morris effectively. I suppose that makes CM Punk screech

[thedamndest]

CM Punk is already booked to be Rodney Dangerfield.

[Kane Knight]

Batista and Cena are Slater and Zack Morris effectively. I suppose that makes CM Punk screech

So Screech outpopped DX?

[Jeritron]

He's on The New Class because he's in the doghouse

[Kane Knight]

I just had to Google the New Class. How did I not know about this?

[The Mackem]

Because you are smarter than the rest of us that actually watched it.

[Jeritron]

There was a cross-roads in Saved By The Bell canon. You could either choose to acknowledge the path and events of The College Years, or The New Class.

You couldn't have both, because Screech would physically be in two junctures of life at the same time.

Unless he was taking night classes and interning for Belding during the day. In which case, Screech is a workhouse and wouldn't be anywhere near the doghouse.

[GD]

dave won't let me have a myspace. he says its full of degenrates and perverts.
and i wouldn't want to be matt hardys friend anyways!

What is a matt hardys?

[YOUR Hero]

Wait, so you guys are condoning what Matt did to his own brother? He hit him with a chair and cost him the title. If anyone is stupid it's you assholes.
way to set them straight, Supreme

[Johnny Vegas]

lol @ Supreme