Captions 02/01-02/07 2009 *SmackDown! + New Bonus Image Up* Due 02/10/09 [Archive]

Xero

02-04-2009, 12:58 PM

Old School Captions are returning. The rules are simple, all you have to do is write a funny caption for the images contained in the thread (post the image above your caption).

TPWW Captions Team
Xero
Tedious
Know Your Role
Hasney
FourFifty

Since WWE.com is all flash and I can't easily get the images, I will be selecting a few images from each show, about one per segment. The weekly threads will contain a total of anywhere from 10 to 20 images. PPV weeks may contain up to 30 and the PPV images will either go up before or with RAW images. I will also be including "bonus" images, which can be anything from old events, TV appearances or non-WWE images. You may PM me suggestions for bonus images.

I will start this thread every week and edit it as more images become available (RAW, ECW and SmackDown!). You may caption any or all images at any time. Once the final captions go up (SmackDown!), you will have three days* to get your captions in. After the three days (on the fourth day, probably), the best captions will be put into a poll and the top five will be put on the main page. The top one will become the Caption of the Week. At the end of the month, each Caption of the Week will be put up against each other in another poll for Caption of the Month.

Comments on others' captions is encouraged.

*Note: Three days is the guideline for this but you may submit captions until the actual poll goes up.

This week's images:

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Bonus Image(s):

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http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/Slammi12.jpg

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/west-350x262.jpg

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Triple Naitch

02-04-2009, 01:00 PM

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JBL: Dude, smell my fingers.
HBK: You're sick, John.

Xero

02-04-2009, 01:06 PM

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*Poke*
JBL: You're...
HBM: Don't go there...
*Poke*
JBL: A...
HBM: I'm warning you, Bradshaw.
*Poke*
JBL: HOMO!
HBM: ....:'(

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Invisible crystal ball!

Triple Naitch

02-04-2009, 01:09 PM

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JR: Yeah I saw the picture too. Santonio Holmes' cock is this big!

PorkSoda

02-04-2009, 01:23 PM

#BROKEN Hasney

02-04-2009, 01:48 PM

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JR ... And Vince said the only way I could be a worse looker for TV is if I did the robot like this

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Cena also likes to "overcome the odds" in his spare time, and will show you now with his Jericho action figure.

Exyle

02-04-2009, 01:50 PM

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Unfortunately for Boogeyman, even blowing Triple H didn't get him into the upper-midcard.

Destor

02-04-2009, 02:38 PM

rofl

Haze

02-04-2009, 02:47 PM

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Cena: You...Complete...Me.

Xero

02-04-2009, 03:02 PM

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Ted: You see Horny?
Shad: Little more... Wait, yeah, I see him. He's dead.
Ref: Uhhhh.... I guess sealing the aprons shut wasn't such a great idea after all...

KYR

02-04-2009, 06:28 PM

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Having inadvertently mis-read the dosage instructions, John hoped the result of his latest 'roid fix would go unnoticed.

Xero

02-04-2009, 06:35 PM

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Jericho: Fredzilla!

El Fangel

02-04-2009, 06:42 PM

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It just goes to show, people are funnier drunk and spaced out on cocaine.

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In a shocking turn of events given Cenas new size, Chyna still showed him up in the shower.

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...and in the my dream, the giant carnivorous bottle of BBQ Sauce was this big!

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WWE's new corporate trust building exercises leave much to be desired.

KYR

02-04-2009, 06:51 PM

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JR: So I said "I dunno Vince. I'd have to say there's no way your penis could be any bigger than this". Next thing I knew I was on Smackdown!

KYR

02-04-2009, 07:14 PM

Can we add other pictures/captions here or should we send suggestions (links) to you for the next one?

Xero

02-04-2009, 07:15 PM

Send me suggestions.

I'm still perfecting this, so I may bump the number of bonus images up if need be.

RatedGSuperstar

02-04-2009, 07:25 PM

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Can you see me yet?

PorkSoda

02-04-2009, 07:57 PM

Okay, someone tell me how to do the picture thing again? Right click on the pic, then click on the picture [img] and paste it in, right?

I'm getting the X square.

Juan

02-04-2009, 07:59 PM

You could always just quote someones post and then go from there...

El Fangel

02-04-2009, 08:14 PM

At Porksoda

Right click pic, copy image location, and place it in these tags (make sure to remove the spaces)

[img] [/ img]

Lock Jaw

02-04-2009, 08:27 PM

Not reading any others before doing mine, so if I end up with similar jokes, IT WASN'T MY FAULT.

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Orton JBLs the apron on the way into the ring.

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By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged!

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CAWdy, ever the heel, interrupts the first ever WWE Wheelbarrow Race.

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Damn Cena takes all the focus off of Jericho.

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STOP! Hammer Time!

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DESTRUCTO DISC! HAAAAAAAAA!!!

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JBL: You will be my partner in the Wheelbarrow Race... and you will... be the wheelbarrow.

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WWE's new concept match: No Ring-Mat Match. Touching the mat leads to instant DQ.

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Alright! He's out! Time to get his lucky charms! :naughty:

Bonus Image(s):

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Can anybody find meeeeeee.... somebody toooooo love.....

KYR

02-04-2009, 08:27 PM

I'm at work so can't see the images right now. Someone help out and tell me what the bonus image is - I have an idea just need it confirmed.

El Fangel

02-04-2009, 09:21 PM

Its JR holding his hands out in Why dear god fashion.

Jeritron

02-04-2009, 09:29 PM

It's JR wafting the aroma of shit towards him, and it looks like he's smelling it too.

Jeritron

02-04-2009, 09:31 PM

I guess I could make that a caption

NoJabbaNoBogRoll

02-04-2009, 09:39 PM

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Shane: Randy... You pee on that logo, and you're finished.

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Rey shows the Hulkster how to take a chokeslam.

Theo Dious

02-04-2009, 10:05 PM

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Here we see the territorial Orton, marking his territory in his natural habitat.

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Referee: YOU give him the CPR, I ain't touching those lips.

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Preliminary attempts to graft a white man onto a black body are a dismal failure.

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Jericho: How am I not supposed to see you when you're FUCKING EVERYWHERE!!!

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In many cultures, if you can snatch a cruiserweight out of the air, you get three wishes.

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Beth: TOUCHDOWN!
Referee: The Superbowl was YESTERDAY, Beth!

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JBL: Shawn, nobody who falls for the "what's that on your shirt" trick is suitable to be my employee.

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To make extra money, ECW is now promoting "invisible chairs."

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Steelers fan: two days after the win and still hasn't washed off the makeup off.

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'Swog: How exactly do you manage to put up with it?
Finlay: I just kind of block it out.
'Swog: Aren't you concerned about long-term effects?
Inside Finlay's Head: Ima tumor Ima tumor Ima tumor... Ima tumor Ima tumor Ima tumor...

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JR: TOUCHDOWN!
Lawler: We already did that joke with Beth.
JR: We did?
Lawler: Yeah, and nobody wants to look at YOUR tits.

Vastardikai

02-04-2009, 10:19 PM

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Randy plots revenge on the man who stole his pants.

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William: I took all this Ecstacy and now my hand is moving all weird. I'm freaking out man...

Layla: :rofl:

CM: Make it stop... MAKE IT STOP!!!

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Even Ted and the referee were discusted when Cody DDT'd Shad in the pile of dog shit.

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John: Fe Fi Fo Fum, I smell the blood of a Canadian...

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Rey: I'm gonna fly away, once and for all!

Kane: NOOOOOOOOOOO! :'(

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Beth: Holding... In The Endzone... Number 65 Offense... Automatic Safety!

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John pushes the button on his HBK-bot, causing him to lose his smile.

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Driving his invisible Go-Kart, Tommy picked the wrong time to take his hand off the wheel to wave at his buddy.

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Fan off-camera: Hey Boogey, ever hear of a videogame character called Earthworm Jim?

Boogey: :drool:

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In a shocking turn of events, the Irishman Finlay gives his son a... Polish Hammer?

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JR: Where the Eagle Soars!

Xero

02-04-2009, 10:23 PM

Two more bonus images up, courtesy of KYR. :y:

KYR

02-04-2009, 10:25 PM

:lol: If only I could see which one's they are.

Xero

02-04-2009, 10:25 PM

West/Tenay and the Guitar shot. ;)

KYR

02-04-2009, 10:28 PM

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Jesus Jeff. What else you got hidden up there???

Vastardikai

02-04-2009, 10:28 PM

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Raven: THIS is how you do the El Kabong...

Jeff: Ok... oh look, a quarter!

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Mike: What's a 6 letter word for "People who run TNA?"

Don: Geniuses?

Mike: No, "Geniuses" is an 8 letter word, you Idiot. Wait a minute... THAT'S IT! Idiots!

Xero

02-04-2009, 10:30 PM

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West: Can you believe this? CAN you believe this? Can YOU BELIEVE this? Can you BELIEVE THIS? CAN you believe THIS!?

Tenay: UNNNGGGG.... *SNAP* .......I need a new pencil.

West: I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT!

FourFifty

02-04-2009, 10:37 PM

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Orton: Last week it was the force punches, this week it's invisible Mr. Socko... Greeeeatt.....

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Regal: For the last god damn time, No! You cannot cross an elephant and a rhino! They are unrelated animals and are not able to breed with each other!
Punk: Elelphino! :rofl: Gets me every time!!!!

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CAWdy: Are you sure this is a good idea?
Ted: He's black, and thus, he's been to jail. He's used to it. :naughty:

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Little did Vince know, the writers were joking when they said "Well let's just show Cena on the titantron for two goddamn hours this week!'

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This was to be known as the worst high school play of Romeo and Juliet ever.

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.....and all millions of fans could think is "I'd kill to be that turnbuckle right now."

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(seconds later)
JBL & HBK: RHIIIIIIINOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Somewhere in Tampa, Fl, Hulk Hogan is groaning at the worst leg drop ever.

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(insert your favorite recently fired superstar here): WHY GOD, WHY!?!?!?

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Swog: Tell the story again, dad, tell it again!
Jack: No, god no.... not again....
Swog: Come on dad, plllleeeeeaaaassseeee!!!
Finlay: Alrighty! So Triple H was fucking this corpse in a funeral home.....

Xero

02-04-2009, 10:39 PM

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God tends to split when he gets horny.

KYR

02-04-2009, 10:41 PM

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Delusions of Grandeur 101.

Tenay (thinking): How can I try and make West look good tonight?

West (thinking): How can I try and make Tenay look good tonight?

Fryza

02-04-2009, 10:58 PM

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Invisible Men's Bathroom.

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There is nothing I can say to make this picture more confusing that it already is.

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Sex: You're doing it wrong.

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'I can has cheeseburger?'

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Kane should have figured this was a terrible place to put the Invisible Crucifix.

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Is that a buldge down there?

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'I fucked your mother.'

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This is why retards shouldn't be wrestlers.

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... And no, Rabies does not cause horrible fashion choices.

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Probably the most interesting post-child bearing photo I've ever seen.

Bonus Image(s):

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Yes, JR, Subway does have five-dollar footlongs. Yes, JR, you may have one. No, JR, that is not how long one feet is.

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You're still doing sex wrong.

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I got nothing.

Xero

02-04-2009, 10:59 PM

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wweisneat: John Cena.

FourFifty

02-04-2009, 11:14 PM

So Xero, are we going to do the CoTM again?

Xero

02-04-2009, 11:17 PM

Assuming you mean Caption of the Month, I hadn't thought about it, but yeah, I will. Just slipped my mind.

parkmania

02-04-2009, 11:30 PM

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Regal: "And then Inigo asked him if he knew a man with six fingers."
Layla: "And then he said "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.""
Punk: "STOP SAYING THAT!"

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Ted: "Cody, stop squeezing him so hard! You're making him fart!"

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Just goes to show where the WWE wants to place all the focus.

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Beth: "HHH's match is over. Can I stop holding up the glass ceiling yet?"

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Shawn: "No, John, the Vulcan Nerve Pinch is done on the shoulder..."

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Tommy Dreamer's shits look AMAZINGLY like Matt Striker.

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Boogen: "What do you mean, "nightcrawlers are an endangered species."?"

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Finlay: "And when I open my hands, your quarter will have disappeared."
Swog: "Make it reappear from Swagger's butt! <hehe>"

Bonus Image(s):

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No, JR, you'll never be accepted for Dancing with the Stars.

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Tenay (reading): "How do you keep an moron in suspense? Turn paper over."
West: "Dammit, Mike! Find the answer already, it's almost time to start the show!"

The Mackem

02-05-2009, 06:34 AM

Hmmm not very good at this but I'll give it a try to support Xero getting it off the ground.

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Perving cameraman #1

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Regal: LOL I told you not to be a big man. Dude you can't handle your booze!

CM Punk: Owww my head. Did I do anything bad last night?

Ref: :naughty:

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Dibiase turns on Cody with a fantastic Bushwacker Spear combo

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Thou shalt not worship false idols. Jericho better stop worshipping his giant sized John Cena poster.

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Since leaving WWE, Kane has made a success out of street performing with his flying Rey Mysterio puppet. You can't even see the strings!!

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Beth Pheonix impressions #1: Stag in car headlights

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JBL: Then Hogan pokes Nash, makes the cover and wins the title

HBK: Poor Goldberg. WCW sucked.

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Tommy Dreamer's hatred for anything WWE was so EXTREME that he would even dropkick WWE turnbuckles. Luckily, WWE wrestlers were prepared to sacrifice themselves to protect WWE and it's trademarks

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Except for Boogeyman who finds all WWE trademarks appetising

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With the evil Lord Swagger defeated, the soul of the leprechaun was released forever.

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JR: Ladies and gentlemen, I have called this press conference to announce that the robot dance is popular once more!

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Zbysko: Dude, your farts smell of guitar

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West: Hey Mike where did you get your pencil from?

Mike: Ummm...I brought mine with me

West: Oh my God! Why can you never find a pencil when you need one?

Mike (biting his tongue): Yeah

02-05-2009, 11:52 AM

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CENA: Honey I Shrunk the Canadians!

RatedGSuperstar

02-05-2009, 12:09 PM

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Seriously, Russo? That's how you want to book that match?

Exyle

02-05-2009, 12:23 PM

I really considered not doing this one, but... to heck with it.

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"My vag is THIS big."

:nono: at me...

Haze

02-05-2009, 12:28 PM

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JBL: Finger Poke of DOOM!
Shawn: I should have never agreed to this...

Haze

02-05-2009, 12:31 PM

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Beth proudly raised the decapitated head of Stevie Ricards to the heavens.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/27.jpg
JR: Honestly! I am telling you, it was this big!
Crowd: :roll:

Triple Naitch

02-05-2009, 12:59 PM

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/west-350x262.jpg

*Writing this week's Impact script*

Tenay: Steiner hits him with a.....umm....
West: Mark McGwire Rookie Card!!!
Tenay: No. Just no, Don. :nono:

PorkSoda

02-05-2009, 01:44 PM

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Chris Jericho watches The Happening.

#BROKEN Hasney

02-05-2009, 04:31 PM

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Tenay: And then you say, "THATS SO BIZZARE!!!!", Don.
West: Does one have to go down that route?
Tenay: Look, you agreed to bring that TV shopping persona over to TNA, Don
West: But one would have to look at the social rammifications of diluting ones sophistications below his station.
Tenay: Well what would you say?
West: YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

KYR

02-05-2009, 06:08 PM

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JBL: I don't care if your ARE HBKool96's fav!!!! Dave said you WILL lay down for me!!!

Xero

02-05-2009, 06:38 PM

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Edge: Amy! Long time no see!
Boogen: :wtf:

Theo Dious

02-05-2009, 08:13 PM

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/Slammi12.jpg

TNA unknowingly exposes the bizzare process that produces Disturbed songs.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/west-350x262.jpg

Now that TNA has pencils with erasers, its storylines should definitely improve. Too bad WCW didn't figure this out ten years ago...

Lock Jaw

02-05-2009, 09:45 PM

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TNA introduces the Scantron booking sheet.

Krimzon7

02-05-2009, 09:58 PM

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Randy: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrcccccccccccccooooooooo....
Shane: Not this time mutherfucker!

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C'mon! he's gotta have some more somewhere!!!!

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Ted: Jeez CAWdy, this isn't how they did it in Oz!

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Kane: Owen????

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Beth: VOOOOOOOODOOOOOOOOO DICK....

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Who's next on the Boogen Blowjob Cam!

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Captions/010.jpg

Finlay: Okay son, It's time you learned how you were made!

Bonus Image(s):

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You Ma ma ma Make me Happy! (simple dave)
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/Slammi12.jpg
Jarrett: Trust me! It works just like having a lighter!
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West: Who the fuck said anything about writing Tenay!!!!!

Xero

02-05-2009, 10:16 PM

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JR: And the great jar of BBQ sauce rose from the dead, and ascended to the heavens! Can I get a BAHGAWD!?
Crowd: BAHGAWD!
JR: BAHGAWWWWWWWWD!

FourFifty

02-06-2009, 01:43 AM

As a one time CoTM winner (and a million times in second place) I would like to offically be the first one to nominate a caption to run for CoTM.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Captions/009.jpg
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z46/MindGames88/ECW/thSteve_Blackman.jpg

That may be one of the greatest tpww.net jokes, ever.

Juan

02-06-2009, 01:59 AM

Nark Order

02-06-2009, 09:40 PM

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Shane McMahon was ready to throw down but little did he know that MMA fight George St. Pierre had greased up Randy's thighs before the event.

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Bad news: Shad died shortly after this manuever.
Good news: A woman in the front row got a perfect photograph of Ted Diabase's ass.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Captions/005.jpg
Many people had heard rumors of Kane's background in Dentistry for years but his display of skill in the arts of the Jedi took everybody completely off guard.

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NAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIKENYAAAAAAA YALAKESHIMIDA
*All of the animals in the Savannah look up to cheer*
IT'S THE CIRCLE, THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!!!

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Fans look on as Matt Striker is unaware of the humiliation he is about to endure.

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Nigga, what is JUIICCE? Give me some of the purple stuff.

Theo Dious

02-06-2009, 09:40 PM

That may be one of the greatest tpww.net jokes, ever.

Ahem.

http://img.iht.com/images/2009/01/06/pinkiguana.550.jpg

Xero

02-06-2009, 09:54 PM

I'll have SmackDown! images up sometime tomorrow. Hopefully before noon EST.

Lock Jaw

02-06-2009, 10:16 PM

Ahem.

http://img.iht.com/images/2009/01/06/pinkiguana.550.jpg

Face the facts. The Pink Iguana will never catch on and spread like the rugged good looks of Steve Blackman.

Xero

02-06-2009, 10:19 PM

I'm conflicted...

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z46/MindGames88/ECW/thSteve_Blackman.jpg

Xero

02-06-2009, 10:19 PM

http://img.iht.com/images/2009/01/06/pinkiguana.550.jpg

HBKool96

02-07-2009, 03:20 AM

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JBL: I don't care if your ARE HBKool96's fav!!!! Dave said you WILL lay down for me!!!

dave told me that jbl vs hbk was going to be hbks last match. is this true?

02-07-2009, 04:40 AM

dave told me that jbl vs hbk was going to be hbks last match. is this true?

hbm (he's my fav) is going to bust his ass and beat jbl (bad bad man) to a bloody poppy...then hbm will see jbl's family sitting in the front row and become sad. god almighty (he's my fav > your fav) will come down from the heavens and will free hbm from his misery.

Rammsteinmad

02-07-2009, 10:25 AM

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Randy: Come on Shane! You finished yet?
Shane: Nope, hold on... oh this is gonna be a big one! :D

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Referee: What... the... fuck?

Xero

02-07-2009, 10:37 AM

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Hardy: Me horny! Me take you to cave for sweet, sweet thump!

02-07-2009, 10:42 AM

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JBL: Are these real or plastic?
HBK: :'(

#BROKEN Hasney

02-07-2009, 10:43 AM

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Fans were furious when they found out that due to WWEs new PG-13 direction, the "Undertaker Forces Blowjobs" story was dropped

02-07-2009, 10:45 AM

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Ted: Leave him Cody he's mine.
Cody: No!! Cody wanna ride big black train.

Theo Dious

02-07-2009, 10:48 AM

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WWE Clusterfuck: A Name We Take Seriously

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Matt's new gimmick: The guy walked into my fist, what do you want from me?

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Referee: Dammit, this black on black violence has got to stop!

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Hey Michael Phelps... SMOKE THIS!

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Captions/015.jpg

The Brian Kendrick insists on the Heimlich maneuver following each match, whether he needs it or not.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Captions/016.jpg

Referee: OH MY GOD... SOMEBODY CALL RYAN CLARK QUICK!!!

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Captions/017.jpg

Rather than actually wrestle, Umaga and Funaki decide to show the crowd how Operation is REALLY played.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Captions/018.jpg

Edge: TOUCH-
TPWW: Dammit, Tedious, you did that one twice already!

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Big Show: Jesus Christ, man, do you eat garlic at EVERY meal???

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Referee: My God man, my KIDS watch this show!!!

02-07-2009, 11:10 AM

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That Tommy Dreamer and and his invisible Go-Cart, crashing it into people again. :roll:

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Kane shows off his levitation powers

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Captions/004.jpg

WWE wanted to try a literal David vs. Goliath storyline with Cena and Jericho. Unfortunetly for Jericho, he saw the spoilers..."Goliath Wins".

02-07-2009, 11:16 AM

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Matt Hardy SMASH!!!

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Captions/019.jpg

UNDERTAKER: AHHHHHHHHH!

BIG SHOW: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

UNDERTAKER: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

BIG SHOW: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

EDGE: I can see your nuts.

NoJabbaNoBogRoll

02-07-2009, 11:16 AM

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Striker: Come onnnn, lucky seven! Daddy needs a new pair of shoes!

Xero

02-07-2009, 11:19 AM

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Taker: WAZZAAAAAA!
Edge: WAZZAAAA!
Ref: WAAZZZAAAA!
Cameraman: WAZZAAA!
Show: *Sigh* Not this shit again...

Blue Demon

02-07-2009, 11:50 AM

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Captions/015.jpg

WE ARE THE WOOOORRRRRRLLLLLD

02-07-2009, 11:56 AM

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Captions/015.jpg

WE ARE THE WOOOORRRRRRLLLLLD

Look at the ref's expression. :kiss:

FourFifty

02-07-2009, 12:13 PM

Ahem.

http://img.iht.com/images/2009/01/06/pinkiguana.550.jpg

Allow me to rephrase myself.
The rugged looks of Steve Blackman was the best tpww.net joke that was put into captions. While I still believe that the lizard is better than Steve Blackman the caption that compared Boogen to Blackman was the greatest tpww.net joke in captions.
So in closing, Lizard > Blackman.

Xero

02-07-2009, 12:18 PM

I agree with FourFifty, but will add that Blackman is still the goods.

02-07-2009, 12:25 PM

Can someone gimme some info on this lizard cause I have no fucking idea!

Xero

02-07-2009, 12:38 PM

It's quite simple, really.

http://img.iht.com/images/2009/01/06/pinkiguana.550.jpg

02-07-2009, 12:41 PM

What am I supposed to understand?

Xero

02-07-2009, 12:42 PM

This:

http://img.iht.com/images/2009/01/06/pinkiguana.550.jpg

02-07-2009, 12:47 PM

What does it symbolize?

parkmania

02-07-2009, 01:03 PM

The lizard is a cake.

Xero

02-07-2009, 01:08 PM

And the cake is a lie.

http://img.iht.com/images/2009/01/06/pinkiguana.550.jpg

parkmania

02-07-2009, 01:21 PM

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Captions/011.jpg
D'Von had to make sure he hid around the corner from the cameraman so that he wouldn't be shown on WWE TV until his TNA contract expired.

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Matt: I can slam a tornado! Do you really think I'd have any problems clotheslining a Hurricane?!?!

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Captions/013.jpg
Lil Naitch: MVP has won the toss and elected to receive.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Captions/014.jpg
TBK: I BEELEEVE I CAN FLYYYY!
Zeke: Well, you've got enough reefer in your system to...

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Captions/015.jpg
TBK: James Brown's got nothing on me...

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Captions/016.jpg
Ref: NO! You'll burst her implant!

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Announcer: Umaga Horner, sat in a corner, eating his Christmas pie. He stuck in his thumb, pulled out a plum and said:
Umaga: ARGLEBARGLE!!!!

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Captions/018.jpg
Edge was caught in the middle of a flashback to his appearance on You Can't Do That on Television.

Bonus Image(s):

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Little Naitch: Man, I really hate my new job as sponge boy.