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Good job Teddy Long-I'm glad to see you listened to the smartest man in wrestling, Matt Hardy. After I correctly called you out for being a bad General Manager, you finally did something right. After I pointed out to the world your managerial flaws and mistakes, you finally took a step in the right direction with ECW this week. My sources told me that the Sci-Fi network was absolutely furious I was no longer the flagship of their primary television show. ECW was in jeopardy of being canceled if Teddy Long didn't attempt to fill the monstrous void I left in the ECW roster. To fill this enormous void, Theodore Long brought in Christian, Tyson Kidd, and has Evan Bourne on the way back. It was a good start to filling my void, although it'll take more than these three to do it. So to all of you who enjoyed ECW this week, you have me to thank me for it.
Speaking of Christian, we have a very long and storied history together. Christian was a recipient of my star-making abilities back in the first ever tag team ladder match. Christian was also smart not to stick his nose into my business with Jeff. I could see how he would be tempted to upon resigning with the WWE, but fortunately he was smarter than that. It's also funny how alot of the "internet journalist" and "internet fans" thought Christian might be somehow associated with me and my master plan. Nope. Never has been. There's never been any changes in my plans, there's never been a "B" plan, and Christian hasn't ever been factored in at any time. If Christian did happen to become ignorant enough to interfere with me and my plans, he might find a "Black Cloud" above his head.
You know, the same kind of "Black Cloud" that took away everything from some "Hooligan" that used to be employed by the WWE. And these are facts-it's someone I got hired after allowing him to have a great match with me on Velocity, and then by going to bat to management for him. It's someone who wrestled his most famous and self-confessed "favorite" WWE match in a contest that I was in and totally engineered and manufactured. And then he became bitter because he attempted to follow in my footsteps, and couldn't measure up as a man in any way-and I mean in any way. Just another example of what happens when you attempt to cross Matt Hardy, I ALWAYS win in the end. Not only am I "The Starmaker", I'm also a "Startaker." Enjoy your pathetic life, you're welcome.
The Black Cloud
"Cold Blood" Matt Hardy
Triple Naitch
02-12-2009, 09:35 PM
I love how he starts acting like a dick on myspace now. And then his next post it "Check Out New Hardy Show Videos"
Krimzon7
02-12-2009, 09:39 PM
Laugh in quiet... Matt needs to amp this shit up.
His myspace blogs aren't in character, this is from his WWE Universe blog.
I'd rather he posts the visitors' comments from his myspace blog.
Where IS HBKool BTW?
Triple Naitch
02-12-2009, 09:46 PM
Dave (his stepdad) grounded him for looking at tranny porn again.
Volare
02-12-2009, 10:10 PM
Damn...now can he talk like this on the mic? Or should he just do all his promos on a computer screen.
FourFifty
02-12-2009, 10:33 PM
Dave (his stepdad) grounded him for looking at tranny porn again.
Are you saying that HBkool is Hanso's sock?
Hornicane
02-12-2009, 11:27 PM
Damn...now can he talk like this on the mic? Or should he just do all his promos on a computer screen.
He should come to the ring with a laptop with a text-to-speech program and cut promos Stephen Hawking style.
Mr. Nerfect
02-12-2009, 11:41 PM
LOL, Matt Hardy is such a shit-stirrer. He gets points for staying in character, and really playing this heel asshole thing up. I'm also loving the random nicknames he's throwing out there for himself:
The Black Cloud
Cold Blood (LOL!)
The Starmaker
The Startaker
Anybody Thrilla
02-12-2009, 11:53 PM
Who was he talking about at the end there?
thedamndest
02-12-2009, 11:56 PM
Shannon Moore?
Hornicane
02-13-2009, 12:03 AM
Or Crash. Maybe that's why he's the 'Black Cloud'.
Jeritron
02-13-2009, 12:07 AM
I like pizza.
Shadow
02-13-2009, 12:19 AM
............................Cold Blood Matt Hardy? Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Mr. Nerfect
02-13-2009, 01:14 AM
Who was he talking about at the end there?
Not sure, actually. I'm thinking Shannon Moore, but I wouldn't be sure of that.
Jeritron
02-13-2009, 01:16 AM
It might have been a room on the spacecraft made up to look like the Holiday Inn. I can't be sure of that, Peter.
I'd say Shannon, very nice btw.
lol black cloud
Xerzes
02-13-2009, 03:43 AM
He's talking about Paul London, who mentioned in a recent interview that he hates Matt Hardy.
Youtube "paul london radio interview"
So there you go, Matt Hardy takes a shot at Christian and plants the seeds for a possible feud.
Jeritron
02-13-2009, 03:46 AM
"it's not canon"
Mr. Nerfect
02-13-2009, 04:05 AM
He's talking about Paul London, who mentioned in a recent interview that he hates Matt Hardy.
Youtube "paul london radio interview"
That actually makes sense. I did think of Paul London when I read over the paragraph, because it said "Hooligan" and talked about Velocity. Yeah, it's sad that London can be so heavily associated with Velocity. I assume that the "most famous" and "favourite match" of London's would be the Armageddon Four-Way Ladder Match with Brian Kendrick against The Blue Bloods, The Hardys and MNM.
I didn't know the two actually had heat, though. Think it might be something to do with Ashley Massaro? I've got to track down this video, though. It's a shame, because I like both London and Hardy.
LOL at Matt Hardy using his gimmick to take shots at people in real life, though.
I have a strange feeling that someone among us is Matt Hardy.
Can't even be original anymore?
Well now that you erased it I look stupid talking to myself :mad:
Funky Fly
02-13-2009, 04:35 AM
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Volare
02-13-2009, 07:28 AM
Nice vid.
Kane Knight
02-13-2009, 08:35 AM
"it's not canon"
"Totally ridiculous. I mean everything written on WWE.com comes to fruition....Or is paid attention to."
Anybody Thrilla
02-13-2009, 10:55 AM
You lost that argument, Kane Knight. Let it go.
Shadow
02-13-2009, 10:20 PM
I have a strange feeling that someone among us is Matt Hardy.
...................you may be right.
Vastardikai
02-14-2009, 05:02 PM
*slaps a tornado*
Tornado
02-14-2009, 06:00 PM
*slaps a tornado*
I really wish people would stop saying that when talking about Matt Hardy.
:D
Vastardikai
02-14-2009, 06:15 PM
Sorry about the Slap, dude.
SammyG
02-14-2009, 06:31 PM
lol Cold Blood Matt Hardy
From his most recent MySpace blog:
"To my hooligan friend-I actually appreciate when crazy, bitter people give me free publicity by addressing me in interviews that are supposed to be about them. Where I'm currently at now in my career, believe it or not, it actually helps promote the Matt Hardy you see on TV. So thanks. Thanks for giving the Black Cloud image credibility. I know you've probably got some more interviews coming up, so please, keep on ranting and raving and promoting me. It certainly doesn't hurt my feelings or my paychecks. Especially when almost 100% of your comments are about nonsensical events and stories that never really happened. But I guess that's what people that are mentally and emotionally unstable do. It's really sad actually-when seemingly normal people that are so physically gifted can never capitalize on their talents because they're psychopaths."
Mr. Nerfect
02-15-2009, 02:22 AM
LOL! "Psychopathic" Paul London.
Gerard
02-15-2009, 09:39 AM
What a shocker, one person says this or that happened the other say it didn't.
Could regurgitate that same bs about just any wrestlers who have "heat" with each other, seems to be a recurring theme.
Anybody Thrilla
02-15-2009, 03:52 PM
They'll rehire Paul London for a grudge match with Matt after the feud with Jeff winds down.
Matt's new WWE Universe Blog
You're Welcome Jeffrey Nero..
At No Way Out in Seattle, I gave you the opportunity to win the WWE Title inside of the Elimination Chamber. I listened very closely to what you had to say on Smackdown last week. You said you were going to "move on" and win the WWE Title regardless of what I wanted. You also mentioned that you hoped this issue between us will one day pass over.
So from the bottom of my heart, I didn't interfere with your Elimination Chamber appearance and/or match. Nor did I need to.. You failed like you always do. I wanted to reinforce to everyone what a failure you truly are-how you can never pull through and succeed in a "big time" atmosphere. How you always choke. It's nothing new though.
So from this point on, my generosity ENDS. No more denying me, no more avoiding the things you've done to me and the situations you've put me in. I will not allow you to "move on" with your life until you deal with our issues. Starting at Smackdown this week, I will FORCE you to deal with the injustices you have committed towards me. I'm afraid the WWE is not big enough for the both of us. I recommend you do the smartest thing possible for your life and livelihood right now. And that's walk out of the WWE and my life. You have until Friday to make your decision.
"The Black Cloud" Matt Hardy
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