NO WAY OUT 2009 OFFICIAL THREAD

[RawRocks]

if there is any match with total unpredictability.. this is the one

[CSL]

STEPH HEEL TURN TONIGHT. YAY or NAY?

Doubt it/pray not

[Triple Naitch]

I'm gonna say an unconfident nay

[Juan]

here comes the money

[CSL]

Shane's a legacy is he not?

[Innovator]

One of the McMahon kids are turning, and since Russo is writing for TNA, I'm going with Steph

[Innovator]

That or Orton punts Steph, and Trips comes to the rescue

[RawRocks]

think Shane turns

[Juan]

Lilian Garcia's voice hurts my ears

[thedamndest]

I've been saying it ever since Orton punted Vince - YAY

I was saying it BEFORE saying it was cool.

[Nark Order]

Wouldn't it be insane if Steph did turn heel to get on the Orton success train then Orton decided to face Trips at WM against Steph's wishes? Then Steph would have to choose at between her business investment and her husband at WM.

[Triple Naitch]

Has WWE ever used the finger poke of doom or is that a WCW thing only?

[CSL]

Shane with Orton could work very well. Steph with Orton could make my TV/the universe implode

[RawRocks]

Shane with Orton could work very well. Steph with Orton could make my TV/the universe implode

:y:

[Nark Order]

And then Trips would beat Orton at WM because he is fucking Stephanie...

Sorry. Had to.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

LMAO at that fan when they pulled out the trash can

"How convenient teeheehee"

[Exyle]

Haha, nice (baby) oil spill on the mats outside from Orton landing on them.

[Nark Order]

I'm calling it. Mean Street Posse interference!

[CSL]

Shane's idea of selling: Pull a face like you're taking a mighty huge dump

[CSL]

I'm calling it. Mean Street Posse interference!

I'd mark

[Innovator]

GOD I HATE YOU MICHAEL COLE! STOP TALKING

[Theo Dious]

Has WWE ever used the finger poke of doom or is that a WCW thing only?

Not exactly a fingerpoke but HBM did lie down to give HHH the Euro title.

[Splaya]

I'm very sure that Shane tweaked his back on Monday. He does not look like spot fest shane tonight

[Supreme Olajuwon]

wilsan:<wbr>shane is way better than randy and taker is the best then alll the wreslers!!!!!!!!!!1


I love Justin.tv

[Juan]

i wish i had a stream that didn't stop every 5 seconds

[Supreme Olajuwon]

http://www.justin.tv/rowwww

pretty good

[Supreme Olajuwon]

now its lagging

figures

[Nark Order]

Needless Shane bump coming.

[Triple Naitch]

Ok, so Steph is actaully gonna interfere.

[Juan]

http://www.justin.tv/rowwww

pretty good

:y:

[Innovator]

wooo Priceless

[Nark Order]

Legacy in da houssse

[Theo Dious]

Here comes the Leg... and here come the Leg rejects

[Nark Order]

cya ted

[Innovator]

there goes Priceless

[Juan]

Priceless :heart:

[Nark Order]

CAWdy is screwed

[CSL]

I say it every month but Orton has the best non-ejaculation or JBL related facials in the business

[Juan]

van terminator?

[Triple Naitch]

Much better this time, Shane

[Juan]

NICE

[Innovator]

ahaha Shane you spot monkey

[Nark Order]

Cya shane

[RawRocks]

geesh!

[Juan]

swing and a miss lol

[HeartBreakMan2k]

And now Shane is thinking "god damn that hurt a lot more than I remember"

[Triple Naitch]

Ok, was that supposed to happen?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Aww Randy cares

[Juan]

oh man, I have the biggest man crush on Randy Orton :heart:

[Triple Naitch]

Since when did Randy care about CAWdy's health?

[Innovator]

YES! IED!

[Nark Order]

Since when did Randy care about CAWdy's health?

I think he just wanted the space.

[Juan]

sick ddt

[Supreme Olajuwon]

9:17 cmoneymane:<wbr> what is your favorite wrestler mine is hbk he has a match with jbl tonight who are you going for and another thing is who do you think is better hbk or jeff hardy

[CSL]

That DDT is fucking immense. It looks fantastic every single time

[Nark Order]

THAT BLOOD ON ORTON'S FACE ISN'T VERY PG!

[Innovator]

Since when did Randy care about CAWdy's health?
Someone has to

[Splaya]

I got an idea for the sick bump.

Shane tries something off the top rope and Orton RKO's Shane through the table from the top rope

[Juan]

WE WANT TABLES!

[Triple Naitch]

Why did HBKool96 change his name to cmoneymane?

[Juan]

I got an idea for the sick bump.

Shane tries something off the top rope and Orton RKO's Shane through the table from the top rope

:drool:

[CSL]

I got an idea for the sick bump.

Shane tries something off the top rope and Orton RKO's Shane through the table from the top rope

Probably just look like Shane throwing himself through a table. RKO with both off the top could work though

[Juan]

another sick bump!

[Nark Order]

OUCH

[Innovator]

Superplex through a table, here comes Shane kicking out at 1

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Randy went more through the table then Shane, but details I suppose. Would have loved an RKO off the top through the table though.

[Nark Order]

I wonder what Shane's wife thinks about all this.

[CSL]

Probably too busy being hot

[Triple Naitch]

Shane's not married and the McMahon's don't have a third child :shifty:

[Splaya]

Michael Cole, that explosion is better known as a spear

[Nark Order]

If only Edge could've done that earlier.

[Theo Dious]

It just occurred to me that there's no Women's match tonight. I wanted to see Beth, dammit. :mad:

[CSL]

Orton sells a shitty spear the same amount Shane-O sells a top rope superplex

[Supreme Olajuwon]

you mean Santino

[CSL]

RKO

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I love Orton's mannerisms. Everything he sells is just immense.

[Splaya]

If Shane breaks Ortons leg by a freak accident, I will be so pissed

[CSL]

Fucker

[Nark Order]

Where's Stephanie??

[Juan]

RKO!!!!!!!!!

[Nark Order]

HUGE!!!!

[Theo Dious]

NICE

[HeartBreakMan2k]

RANDY!

[Splaya]

Still a sick spot to end the match, obvious, but still good

[Triple Naitch]

That was kinda nice

[RawRocks]

1 2 3 RKO!

[Splaya]

I hope Orton punts Shane now

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Orton has to snap and destroy Shane.

[Theo Dious]

I just want to say, this match was fantastic booking by WWE. Keep your Rumble winner away from the title picture, and put him up against someone who not only is he sure to go over, but won't be damaged by taking the loss. :y:

[Theo Dious]

PUNT THAT BITCH

[Juan]

GayforOrton123

[CSL]

Orton not grabbing his head and checking for blood after that monitor shot is testament to how great his selling is. You see everybody do that

[Theo Dious]

GET BACK IN THERE NANCY BOY

[Supreme Olajuwon]

shit that bloody Orton stare is better than most trained actors

[CSL]

NEWS FLASH DUBBLE DUBBLE E: It's not the 25th Anniversary

[Theo Dious]

shit that bloody Orton stare is better than most trained actors

Well for one thing he IS actually bloodied.

[Juan]

what matches are left? just JBL/HBM and EC?

[Theo Dious]

NEWS FLASH DUBBLE DUBBLE E: It's not the 25th Anniversary

Can we please not start this shit again.

[Theo Dious]

what matches are left? just JBL/HBM and EC?

Swagger/Finlay

[Juan]

oh yeah the ECW match

[Splaya]

This is this evening's piss break

[Nark Order]

Will we see Christian. YAY or NAY?

[Juan]

Swagger's music is sweet

[CSL]

Has Swagger always had that music? Really works

[Juan]

This is this evening's piss break

:n:

[Theo Dious]

I'd like to take this opportunity to say that I do NOT know what everybody sees in these guys as announcers.

[CSL]

Can we please not start this shit again.

This has been pointed out before? I see

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Well for one thing he IS actually bloodied.
yeah meaning no special effects or makeup which makes it harder

[Nark Order]

Finlay's music, however; is not awesome.

[Juan]

I'd like to take this opportunity to say that I do NOT know what everybody sees in these guys as announcers.

Do you watch ECW?

[Theo Dious]

This has been pointed out before? I see

It totally clogged up the Rumble thread.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Finlay should not be giving out shit to the crowd

[Splaya]

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Much better theme

[Juan]

what are they chanting?

[Theo Dious]

Do you watch ECW?

Yeah. They're the definitive C-Squad.

[Innovator]

we want christian

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Finlay looks like he's going for the Shattered Dreams

[CSL]

I'd like to take this opportunity to say that I do NOT know what everybody sees in these guys as announcers.

Not the glitziest of duos and Grisham is interchangable but much better than Tazz/Cole/Adamle/everybody else they've had recently bar J.R/JBL/Foley/Styles

[thedamndest]

They call the match rather than arbitrarily yell things like "AND BAH GAWD WHAT KIND OF PAIN MUST HE BE IN? DEAR LORD LOOK AT THE CARNAGE!"

[Juan]

Yeah. They're the definitive C-Squad.

lol not another ECW hater

[Triple Naitch]

Finlay had this one theme last year for like a week or something and it kinda sounded like Dropkick Murphys.

[CSL]

It totally clogged up the Rumble thread.

Ahhhhhhhhh. That would explain it since that's just about the only PPV I haven't watched live illegally whilst yapping on here in like a year

[RawRocks]

I'd like to take this opportunity to say that I do NOT know what everybody sees in these guys as announcers.

They are better than Michael Cole 1,000 times over... whom I wish would go away...

[Innovator]

They call the match rather than arbitrarily yell things like "AND BAH GAWD WHAT KIND OF PAIN MUST HE BE IN? DEAR LORD LOOK AT THE CARNAGE!"
VINTAGE SWAGGER!

[CSL]

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Much better theme

That cartoon pic of him has gotta be a rib

[Theo Dious]

lol not another ECW hater

The announce team is the C-squad. ECW is the most consistently entertaining hour of WWE TV today. I just don't understand the collective orgasm for these guys.

[Innovator]

HERE COMES THE SEETHING IRISHMAN! WHAT MUST BE GOING THROUGH HIS MIND! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS

[Nark Order]

Come on. I need some botched interference by The Swog to stay in the running for Tipsters here.

[thedamndest]

I'm convinced they just had a JR sound box for the first match tonight.

[Innovator]

KILL HIM! KILL THE FUCKING TROLL

[Juan]

The announce team is the C-squad. ECW is the most consistently entertaining hour of WWE TV today. I just don't understand the collective orgasm for these guys.


ok fair enough

[Nark Order]

Come on. I need some botched interference by The Swog to stay in the running for Tipsters here.

I'M FEELING THIS RIGHT NOW.

[Nark Order]

YES!!

[Triple Naitch]

So much for that Narc

[Nark Order]

YESSSSS, TIPSTERS IS MINE!!

[Juan]

Well as much as I love Swagger, that was match was booked horribly

[Nark Order]

What? It WAS botched interference by The Swog.

[Triple Naitch]

Yeah, I'm just fucking with you

[Nark Order]

Now all I need is a JBL win and a Cena win.

[Innovator]

If Knox ever midget tossed Horny into the 10th row, I'd die a happy man

[Juan]

Worst storyline of the year

[Supreme Olajuwon]

You know, everyone bashes the credibility of the ECW title, yet the title has been featured on the last 2 PPVs while the IC title hasn't made a PPV appearance since Cyber Sunday

[Theo Dious]

I wonder what HBM will be doing at 'Mania.

[Theo Dious]

You know, everyone bashes the credibility of the ECW title, yet the title has been featured on the last 2 PPVs while the IC title hasn't made a PPV appearance since Cyber Sunday

Are you TRYING to wound my soul?!

[RawRocks]

get this over with tonight... if JBL wins... i will be super pissed!

[CSL]

I wonder what HBM will be doing at 'Mania.

Wrestling JBL again

[Nark Order]

Something out of the ordinary needs to happen in the main event instead of a clean Cena win. Come on.

[Splaya]

Botched interference would be more lilke if Horny hit Finlay with the Shilleagh. I will challenge those points being given to you in Tipsters. It was not botched interference

[Supreme Olajuwon]

9:42 zachzzz:<wbr> kurt andgle died
9:43 nigguhboy:<wbr> kurt angle died?
9:43 peachesarecool:<wbr> yeah he did its all over the news!
9:43 bigmac1812:<wbr> wait did angle die
9:43 red504:<wbr> how did he die then?

[thedamndest]

THIS match has to have a ref bump.

[Juan]

You know, everyone bashes the credibility of the ECW title, yet the title has been featured on the last 2 PPVs while the IC title hasn't made a PPV appearance since Cyber Sunday

I honestly think people are just bitter. I guarantee you that if the show was called "WWE Tuesday Night Slamfest" people wouldn't talk so much shit on it.

[Innovator]

Hbwifey is here

Any takers for her getting KOed again?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

9:45 magicbeast13: <wbr>i just checked tna,com he didnt die every1!!!!

[Innovator]

Something out of the ordinary needs to happen in the main event instead of a clean Cena win. Come on.
I don't think we've seen the last of Edge...I hope

[Supreme Olajuwon]

9:44jagenigma:<wbr>http://wiki.answers.com/Q<wbr>/Has_Kurt_Angle_died_yet (http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Has_Kurt_Angle_died_yet)

[Splaya]

Something out of the ordinary needs to happen in the main event instead of a clean Cena win. Come on.

Edge will cash in his "I'm fake boning the GM of SD" rematch clause and switch brands and win the title

[Theo Dious]

Did Lawler just say "perpitude?"

[Innovator]

You know Shawn, if you stopped buying chaps and pyro, you wouldn't be broke

[Heyman]

this sets up HHH vs Edge at Mania.

Not so fast.

Although HHH-Edge is the most likely scenario (or HHH vs. someone else from Smackdown), we still don't know if Orton will challenge the champ on RAW....or the champ on Smackdown.

Given how Stephanie McMahon has been involved in Orton's business lately, perhaps an Orton-Stephane McMahon-HHH ordeal is on the horizon?

Orton vs. HHH at Mania?

Cena vs. Austin?

[Splaya]

I want to smash Rebecca's inside with my dick

[Nark Order]

Botched interference would be more lilke if Horny hit Finlay with the Shilleagh. I will challenge those points being given to you in Tipsters. It was not botched interference

Shut up Splaya707

[Supreme Olajuwon]

If HBK's wife gets on the ring apron and JBL hits her with a tv camera I will buy every piece of JBL merchandise available

including Blackjack Bradshaw

[Triple Naitch]

HBWife's tits are stupendous

[Juan]

as much as i hate this sotryline, i kinda hope JBL wins tbh

[thedamndest]

Maybe if his goddamn wife stopped spending so much time at the tanning salon.

[Innovator]

RAM JAM sign

[Innovator]

If HBK's wife gets on the ring apron and JBL hits her with a tv camera I will buy every piece of JBL merchandise available

including Blackjack Bradshaw
I'd go farther, JUSTIN HAWK BRADSHAW

[Innovator]

RAM JAM

RAM JAM

RAM JAM

RAM JAM

[Theo Dious]

I'd go farther, JUSTIN HAWK BRADSHAW

Is there REALLY merchandise with that name on it?!

[Nark Order]

Also, Splaya. A distraction is interference in a way. His distraction was botch. I WIN MOTHERFUCKER

[CSL]

Did Michael Cole just call JBL 'rugged'?

[Corndad]

Another outstanding comment from Justin.tv

9:55yeomar666:not true undertaker will lose to umaga next year

[Juan]

mental trauma????

[Theo Dious]

You know what would be a great end to this match... if HBWife hit the ring and nailed Shawn with a chair... giving HBHusband the win via DQ. :rofl:

[thedamndest]

Also, Splaya. A distraction is interference in a way. His distraction was botch. I WIN MOTHERFUCKER

Wasn't the actual MOVE the gut wrench powerbomb? NO POINTS AWARDED.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

http://www.robozone.com/auctions/BADBOYS403.jpg

[Theo Dious]

http://www.robozone.com/auctions/BADBOYS403.jpg

Oh for the love of shit.

[Juan]

http://www.robozone.com/auctions/BADBOYS403.jpg

i had that exact same figure

[Splaya]

What if Rebecca turned on Shawn?

[CSL]

http://www.robozone.com/auctions/BADBOYS403.jpg

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Justin-Hawk-Bradshaw-Bad-Boys-Action-Figure-WWF-WWE_W0QQitemZ220258888557QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item220258888557

2 others available too :y:

[thedamndest]

How did people not think that was Hawk from the Legion of Doom? :?:

[CSL]

What if Rebecca turned on Shawn?

It would suck hard

[Theo Dious]

What if Rebecca turned on Shawn?

I'd prefer to avoid anything that makes Shawn look like Savage.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

ok people, we can't have everyone kicking out of everyone else's finsihers

[Triple Naitch]

Just remember, Narc, I am taking bribes

[Destor]

this match is pretty bad

[CSL]

She should offer herself to JBL

[Splaya]

LOL 9.99 for a Bradshaw Figure

[Triple Naitch]

She should just come out and say that she is nothing but a trophy wife and align with JBL

[CSL]

Shawn's bumping like a trooper tonight

[thedamndest]

this match is pretty bad

You know it's a bad match when people are looking at action figures of the wrestlers involved.

[Splaya]

Breaking News: HBK wins, tommorow night JBL says Shawn should have been disqualified because Rebecca hit him.

[Juan]

VINTAGE MICHAELS

[Innovator]

Here comes the 1-2-3-4-5 Kick

[Nark Order]

Come on JBL

[Nark Order]

DAMNIT ALL

[Theo Dious]

I was expecting something more convoluted... but I guess this means this feud is ending. Great match.

[Corndad]

Well thank god.

[Innovator]

Wow, HBwifey got a nice booty

[Juan]

Wow! When was the last time HBM actually connected with Sweet Chin Music after "tuning up the band" ?

[Triple Naitch]

lol is it Christian for Rebecca to have a tramp stamp?

[CSL]

Very suprised if this feud ends here

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Shawn's gonna get laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaid 2nite

[RawRocks]

thank you WWE .. now finish this and write this shit off

[Innovator]

Raw Chamber....yay.

[Theo Dious]

So, what, Shawn couldn't have turned to pimping that ho out?

[Splaya]

Breaking News: HBK wins, tommorow night JBL says Shawn should have been disqualified because Rebecca hit him.

[Nark Order]

lol is it Christian for Rebecca to have a tramp stamp?

I don't know. We should ask him.

[Innovator]

JERICHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Destor]

terrible match

[Nark Order]

Shut up Todd707

[Juan]

terrible match

agreed

[Supreme Olajuwon]

lol @ MVP in a Wrestlemania commercial

He's been on less PPV's in the last year than the IC title

[Nark Order]

Flair better not come out of retirement

[Nark Order]

Saliva is still around?

[Innovator]

SHUT UP COLE707

[Splaya]

10:08brianh42:<wbr>cena (http://iad.xmlsearch.miva.com/bin/findwhat.dll?clickthrough&y=74668&x=7WkJrfc694xRzLu1uHdVdB8UBHDV63539adb8Yk2kIvvrC2FPaA2Wrqc6vxs5Iq5tltiUa8LwIKmdYcDn0I4BIx3a45mUTi9vY AiGrzSrVcxmRud:00;pfyqQe4N94eJrHzfN4DNWHE2:He;SavJaY02H4PCm03HrTnI2VqZLHPpG2xzABupEVK5iU$M6) is such a lame tired white nigger gimmick

[Innovator]

67% the title changes hands...unless you're Cena

[Nark Order]

Spoiler: Cena Wins

[Supreme Olajuwon]

so im guessing Knox vs Mysterio to open

[Destor]

some gimme a link to an english feed please, i cant take it any longer

[Supreme Olajuwon]

http://www.justin.tv/rowwww

[Juan]

Spoiler: Cena Wins

[Splaya]

http://www.justin.tv/obama_barack

[Nark Order]

Vicky should give Edge a Money in the Bank breifcase for no reason and Edge should beat Cena for the belt after the Elimination Chmaber AGAIN.

[Innovator]

AHAHHAA

Mike Knox is really main eventing a PPV

[Nark Order]

MIKE BEARD KNOCKER

[CSL]

Mike Knox in the 'mane' event

hur hur

[Innovator]

Vicky should give Edge a Money in the Bank breifcase for no reason and Edge should beat Cena for the belt after the Elimination Chmaber AGAIN.
Running theme. Everytime Cena wins a chamber, Edge gets an immediate shot

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Kane is really main eventing a PPV

YEAHHHHHHHHHH

[Innovator]

OLD YELLER!

[Nark Order]

Replace Kofi with Edge

[Nark Order]

Hey, I heard a rumor that Kane raped a dead cheerleader. Is that true?!?!

[Innovator]

EDGE!

[Indifferent Clox]

Kofi is actually main eventing anything!

[Triple Naitch]

Kofi is main eventing a ppv :nono:

[Nark Order]

YES!!!!

[Innovator]

YES YES YES!!!!

[Triple Naitch]

Nevermind

[Corndad]

EDGE!!!!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

10:11 nowayoutfan:<wbr> you that say cena sucks you haven't smell you

[Splaya]

HE'S BACK

[HeartBreakMan2k]

LOL @ Edge taking Kofi's spot.

[CSL]

KOFIIIIIIIIIIIIIII :heart:

EDGEEE :heart: :heart: :heart:

[RawRocks]

for once i would like to see someone break the glass doors from the inside while being locked up

[Nark Order]

Replace Kofi with Edge

THEY HEARD ME!

[Theo Dious]

Edge makes history: first man to ever lose one World Title and gain another in the same night (as far as I know.)

[HeartBreakMan2k]

That was fuckin sick.

[Splaya]

LOL

The crowd cheers Edge going into the Chamber

[Nark Order]

LOL THIS IS AWESOME