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Savio
02-18-2009, 12:23 PM
There was probably a topic on this but search does not work.
"You know what happens to a frog when its struck by lightening?.......The same thing that happens to everything else"
~Storm X-men
Kalyx triaD
02-18-2009, 12:48 PM
The entirety of the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen script.
Hanso Amore
02-18-2009, 02:07 PM
Arnold The GOvenor
the 6th Day
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Two protesters stand outside urgingAdam not to clone his pet as it is "against the will of God". Adam replies, "Than God shouldn't have killed my dog!"
BigDaddyCool
02-18-2009, 02:37 PM
Anything Michael Clarke Duncan says in any action/comic book movie sounds instantly retarded to me.
OssMan
02-18-2009, 03:31 PM
Whaddya say I take you home and eat your pussy
Rammsteinmad
02-18-2009, 06:02 PM
Shark Attack 3. :D
Some of those are the greatest lines that I have ever heard in a movie.
Vietnamese Crippler
02-18-2009, 06:53 PM
The entirety of the Fast and the Furious movies
Alan The Rapist
02-18-2009, 07:50 PM
Indiscriminate Japanese Guy 1: "It won't be easy getting in there."
Indiscriminate Japanese Guy 2: "How do we get in?"
Indiscriminate Japanese Guy 1: "Easy."
From "Star Force: Fugitive Alien 2"
Shaggy
02-19-2009, 01:09 AM
When I heard this line I laughed and deemed it the worst line ive ever heard in film history
Nick Fury: Agent of Shield
Girl: "Nick I thought you were dead"
Nick: "I was, but im better now"
"Anakin... you're breaking my heart!"
Champion of Europa
02-19-2009, 02:11 AM
When I heard this line I laughed and deemed it the worst line ive ever heard in film history
Nick Fury: Agent of Shield
Girl: "Nick I thought you were dead"
Nick: "I was, but im better now"
Haha, that's the tagline for Crank 2. "He was dead.. But he got better."
Vastardikai
02-19-2009, 03:50 AM
"She's got an ass on her like a 7 year old boy."
From "True Lies."
Savio
02-19-2009, 09:50 AM
^lol are you serious totally missed it
OssMan
02-19-2009, 11:14 AM
Terminator: "I'll be back in a couple minutes I have some things I have to do and then I'll come on back"
Alan The Rapist
02-20-2009, 01:45 PM
I saw this movie once where a girl got secondhand information about her man making out with another woman, and so she threw a tantrum and kicked him out without listening to him or having any real knowledge of the situation. I forget what movie it was, but man...talk about an impressive monologue.
Mr. Nerfect
02-21-2009, 02:29 AM
Some of those are the greatest lines that I have ever heard in a movie.
I know, right?
Mr. Nerfect
02-21-2009, 02:32 AM
Indiscriminate Japanese Guy 1: "It won't be easy getting in there."
Indiscriminate Japanese Guy 2: "How do we get in?"
Indiscriminate Japanese Guy 1: "Easy."
From "Star Force: Fugitive Alien 2"
:lol:
When I heard this line I laughed and deemed it the worst line ive ever heard in film history
Nick Fury: Agent of Shield
Girl: "Nick I thought you were dead"
Nick: "I was, but im better now"
:lol::lol:
Uwe Boll movies are great for this sort of stuff.
Stickman
02-22-2009, 12:34 PM
Pretty much the entire Star Wars series, but this one line stands out to me. I think it's on the first one (which i guess is what, episode 3 or something?), they were asking Luke to do something and he said, "Aww, but I wanted to go into town to get a power adapter." Terrible.
Johnny Vegas
02-28-2009, 12:02 PM
"She's got an ass on her like a 7 year old boy."
From "True Lies."
this actually happened?
Plz find me a video
loopydate
02-28-2009, 08:40 PM
I'm pretty sure the line is "10-year-old boy."
http://www.google.com/search?q=true+lies+10+year+old+boy+ass&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
The Mask
02-28-2009, 10:14 PM
im not sure exactly how it is but it's in the day after tomorrow where the guy spends ages convincing some guy he'll die if he goes out and then decides to go out himself cause his son is out there. south park parodied it pretty well.
Vastardikai
03-01-2009, 10:43 PM
I'm pretty sure the line is "10-year-old boy."
You're right. That's not much better, though, is it?
Kapoutman
03-01-2009, 11:44 PM
"Anakin... you're breaking my heart!"
This one makes me cringe much more.
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."
Or something like that.
Pretty much anything Anakin says while trying to pick up Padmé, really.
Anathema
03-04-2009, 01:31 AM
Garbage Day!
Nowhere Man
03-04-2009, 02:25 AM
"Anakin, the Chancellor is evil!"
"From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!"
Really, Anakin? The ones who were trying to get rid of the Sith Lord who had you chop up kids? Those are the bad guys?
WestNZ
03-04-2009, 06:14 PM
Hey, sanka, you can go now
Ummmm, too late
Blitz
03-04-2009, 06:26 PM
From that cinematic gem known as House of the Dead:
Generic hero: You did all this to become immortal. Why?
Villain: To live forever!
You don't say.
Krimzon7
03-04-2009, 06:57 PM
'you ever heard of el nino? well I'm el negro! now come on down here and let me tap that ass'
Ice Cube Next Friday
PorkSoda
03-04-2009, 07:02 PM
"She's got an ass on her like a 7 year old boy."
From "True Lies."
There's a line in Borat where hes watching Pamela Anderson and he says "This CJ is like no other girl. She has the asshole of a 7 year old."
But for me, the worst line, is from Trolls 2 where the guy is like "Theyre eating her. Then theyre going to eat me. OH MY GAAAAAWD."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4
:rofl:
Dave Youell
03-06-2009, 02:34 PM
The Da Vinci Code
Tom Hanks: Quick! I need to get to a library
Chuck Jones
03-07-2009, 08:26 PM
Gone Baby gone (Ben Affleck's directorial debut)
"Bitches love the Cheddar!"
WestNZ
03-08-2009, 06:42 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
stupid girl from Texas chainsaw massacre laughing her head off about 10 seconds after some crazy dude was cutting her up with a knife
Fignuts
03-08-2009, 08:21 PM
Gone Baby gone (Ben Affleck's directorial debut)
"Bitches love the Cheddar!"
Chuck Jones, young man about town.
Alan The Rapist
03-12-2009, 05:38 PM
From that cinematic gem known as House of the Dead:
Generic hero: You did all this to become immortal. Why?
Villain: To live forever!
You don't say.
Hahaha I buried as much memory of that movie as possible. That exchange is amazing.
'you ever heard of el nino? well I'm el negro! now come on down here and let me tap that ass'
Ice Cube Next Friday
That doesn't even make sense :lol:
Wolfpack423
03-23-2009, 11:48 AM
The X-Men quote I definitely agree with. I thought at the very least besides that the characters should have worn their outfits from the animated series which is probably the X-Men's most recognizable series besides the comics of course.
WestNZ
03-23-2009, 06:05 PM
Its a matter of life and death.
From one of those scary movies where the guy convinces the chick to play with his nob. Shit dude, use a better excuse next time
Jon Kano
03-24-2009, 06:06 PM
I'm pretty sure the line is "10-year-old boy."
He beat me to it
The Mask
03-24-2009, 06:21 PM
"av u eva erd ov a donkey punch"
"oooh wots a donkey punch"
"lol its propa ardcore"
seriously how did that get made
He beat me to it
He beat you too it? Come on, he posted that almost a month ago.
YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT
http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7457170760/6027336212/PROFILE/bombsite.org/facebook/gallery/In_Bruges/1213041123MV5BMjE2NzQwOTU3MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNDA4Nzc4._V1._CR0_0_450_450_SS100_.jpg
http://inanimate-fucking-object.ytmnd.com/
WestNZ
03-25-2009, 06:00 PM
From Rookie of the year.
MIDDLE AGED MAN 1: He would have killed you
MIDDLE AGED MAN 2: Yeah, thanks mate
this exchange after a 12 year old bean-pole of a kid threw a ball from centre feild seats to home plate with no bounce. COME ON, kid was 12 and this man was huge
Jon Kano
03-29-2009, 09:26 PM
Its not in the movie, but still...
He was dead. But he got better. - tagline for Crank 2
wwe2222
03-30-2009, 10:53 PM
"Ahhh"
"What was that for?"
"I just realized he's gonna win and kill you"
As delivered by John Cena's gf in 12 Rounds...you have to hear the delivery.
"Right now, I feel more like the frozen one!"
if anyone knows where this is from without looking it up..
Big Vic
12-03-2015, 03:09 PM
"It says take a penny leave a penny?"
"You can leave a penny. But you need to spend at least 10 dollars to take a penny, store policy."
-Amazing Spiderman
I don't know why but I really hate that scene, no store would ever make that policy.
Everything Nic Cage said about the bunny in Con Air. "I told you to put the bunny back in the box!" blah blah blah.
JimmyMess
12-03-2015, 07:38 PM
Wizard of OZ:
"After the Wicked Witch melts, Dorothy asks the Winged Monkey guards if she may have the broom. One of the Monkey guards replies by saying, 'Yes, and take it with you.'"
wtf else is she going to do with it? I've always laughed at that.
Last Airbender
"I was trapped under the water of the ocean"
I hated that.
Tom Guycott
12-09-2015, 04:57 PM
Indiscriminate Japanese Guy 1: "It won't be easy getting in there."
Indiscriminate Japanese Guy 2: "How do we get in?"
Indiscriminate Japanese Guy 1: "Easy."
From "Star Force: Fugitive Alien 2"
HE TRIIIIIIIED TO KILL ME WITH A FORRRRRKLIIIIIIFT!
OssMan
12-10-2015, 07:42 AM
"That's a big door" - Tron
Bobholly138
12-15-2015, 08:18 AM
Anything Will Smith has said in a movie is my worst line heard in a film.
The Condor
12-15-2015, 08:50 PM
Ghost Rider 2, when Nic Cage is transforming into the Ghost Rider:
"Merry Christmas, asshole!"
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