Official Raw Thread (2-23-09): WAITAMINUTE, KING! KING, WAITAMINUTE!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Seriously, Mick Foley winning the title on Raw would be my #1 favorite moment of all time in Michael Cole hadn't gayed it up.

Scheduled for tonight:

-Justin Hawk Bradshaw vs Shawn Michaels for the right to face Kozlov for the right to face the Undertaker
-CM Punk vs The Miz vs John Morrison: triple threat match for a Money in the Bank spot
-Triple H has an on screen anyeurism from seething too hard

Stay tuned for this... and more...

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Fuck Juan. I'll post in here by myself

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Pretty excited for the triple threat match. I probably would've preferred having both Punk and Morrison in MITB but maybe this means they'll give Punk an IC title match on the card.

[Triple Naitch]

That or maybe a last chance battle royal.

[Mr. C]

I would've preferred having Punk and Morrison in an Intercontinental title match tonight.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Pretty sure HBK will go over JBL unless they end up making the Taker thing a triple threat or a four way with Kozlov, god forbid.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

As someone who started watching the WWF in 1990, Undertaker/Michaels is for me, as big or bigger than Rock/Austin and Rock/Hogan. This is THE matchup. WWE better not fuck this up

[Supreme Olajuwon]

And Michael Cole better not say a fucking word during their matchup at WM

[Londoner]

As someone who started watching the WWF in 1990, Undertaker/Michaels is for me, as big or bigger than Rock/Austin and Rock/Hogan. This is THE matchup. WWE better not fuck this up

Agreed.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Wrestlers come and wrestlers go. We've seen the rise and fall of countless superstars. And yet, there were always two left.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I guess Bradshaw's been there a while too, but fuck him.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

You know, I don't hate Bradshaw. I love his character and I always loved the clothesline from hell. But if he so much as makes a run in at WM it will be the worst moment ever

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Also I love how some homos are justifying posting in the other thread because it was made earlier. That's because it was rushed and looks like shit. I know you people are stupid, but don't be retarded.

[Triple Naitch]

If there's a thread in the forrest and nobody is around to post in it, does it make a sound?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I'm posting in it and I'm greater than all of you, so I don't need to answer your gay ass philosophical bullshit. Go back to Nepal, pussy.

[Triple Naitch]

:lol:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

That's the kind of riproaring humor you won't find in faggoty Juan's thread

[Krimzon7]

whoa supreme... ease off the throttle man.

[Triple Naitch]

Yeah but...everybody's gonna be there....

[ron the dial]

i am looking forward to watching RAW this evening and posting about it in this thread

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Yeah so it's gonna be a douche-a-rama. Only the classiest post in here, ie me.

[FourFifty]

WHAT'S UP BITCHES!?!?!?!?!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I also want the couple week nostalgia fest for HBK and Taker to relive all the amazing moments they've had.

[Juan]

I am disappointed in you, ron.

[Juan]

It's all good in the hood

[Supreme Olajuwon]

It's great in this hood. It's boring as fuck in yours

[Juan]

You say boring, I say it's pretty mellow.

[Juan]

mellow yellow

[Supreme Olajuwon]

yeah its boring and full of asians

mellow yellow

[Juan]

I got the yellow fever

[ron the dial]

ok i'm ready to go let's DO THIS THING

[ClockShot]

Evening fellas.

Can't wait to see where they're going with Orton.

[FourFifty]

Time's up, let's do this!
LEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEEEENKINNNNNNNSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

[Triple Naitch]

The forum is split between Supreme and Juan. This is like the West Side Story of TPWW threads.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

nice fade to black edit so you don't see Shane forgetting to go limp

[Fabien Barthez]

Any Streamery guys?

[FourFifty]

VICKIE :D

[ron the dial]

it still amazes me every time how much heat this broad gets

[ClockShot]

EXCUSE ME!

[Corndad]

Good Lord I'm so torn about which thread to stay in lol

[FourFifty]

If there is anyone in the industry who is going to get killed by a fan, it will be her.

[RawRocks]

WHy doesnt the WWE get rid of Vickie? I am so sick and tired of her!

[CSL]

Vickie Guerrero with 2 words puts every heel that failed to get over in WWE to shame

[ron the dial]

oh this bitch is gm on raw for now? fuck that.

[ClockShot]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Make my night if Orton took her out.

[FourFifty]

WHy doesnt the WWE get rid of Vickie? I am so sick and tired of her!

That's why. You don't like her. I think you're popping for Cena right now just because he shut her up.

[Krimzon7]

I'll post in both. ugh... fucking Cena

[Supreme Olajuwon]

WWE is genius to put Cena in a program with Edge and Vickie. Those two get so much heat Cena actually gets cheered

[FourFifty]

:rofl: Adamle!

[ron the dial]

adamle did my local sportscast last night

[RawRocks]

For once Cena is great in this segment

[HeartBreakMan2k]

LOL at Cena calling out Cole.

[CSL]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLL Cena's Michael Cole impression

[Corndad]

HAHAHA That was actually funny Cena.

[ClockShot]

ADAMLE! WHERE?!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

John Cena just made a Michael Cole joke. That is proof this is the correct Raw thread

[Krimzon7]

vintage cole...

[FourFifty]

Edge is the reason I should watch SmackDown.

[CSL]

Best RAW's ever. Edge 2 weeks in a row

Looks like he's still limping

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Aaaaand Edge brings some backup.

[Triple Naitch]

So Edge and Big Show are BFFs again?

[Krimzon7]

I love Edge! I love this time of year!

[Krimzon7]

triple threat

[FourFifty]

:rofl: Chuck Norris can see Cena

[ClockShot]

He ain't my guy.

[Krimzon7]

Edge just compared himself to SCSA and other legends!

[FourFifty]

That may have been the greatest thing Cena has ever said.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

This promo has been good on both Edge's and Cena's part. Solid stuff.

[Krimzon7]

great work so far.

[Triple Naitch]

I would mark out if Cena made a cuckold joke

[Krimzon7]

:eek:

[FourFifty]

Cena vs Chavo :roll:

[ron the dial]

TRIPLE THREAT

[Supreme Olajuwon]

What's he throwing up the 3D sign for

[Krimzon7]

MITB next!!! 20 minutes!

[Triple Naitch]

Legacy has arrived!

[ron the dial]

i love how they are sneaking into the building. good stuff.

[ClockShot]

Oooooh. Starting MITB tonight.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Cody is about to get picked off during the commercial break. And I hate they're making Randy a chicken shit about HHH.

[ClockShot]

Orton and crew going covert tonight. I like it.

[RawRocks]

whats in the briefcase Randy?

[CSL]

Wow do USA just put the same ads on every week

[Supreme Olajuwon]

DiBiase called shotgun

[shadowfoxrz]

hbk is a lock :)

[Krimzon7]

Love the In Crowd

[CSL]

Justin Roberts?

[Triple Naitch]

Yay, no Lillian tonight!

[RawRocks]

Justin ROberts? whats he doing on Raw?

[ClockShot]

I don't know guys. It's either gonna be Morrison or Punk. More likely Punk me thinks.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

the Miz isn't from Cleveland. He's from Parma. Liars.

[ron the dial]

i'm saying morrison takes it

[RawRocks]

Why is the Slammy Award still being brought to the ring?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I hope Morrison gets in. Though WWE seems to like putting Miz in matches that would seem above his merits. I wish the In Crowd wasn't against each other actually.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Why is the Slammy Award still being brought to the ring?


because Owen Hart allows it to

[CSL]

Making up for posting twice in the other thread part 1

[HeartBreakMan2k]

This could be a very, very cool triple threat.

[CSL]

Making up for posting twice in the other thread part 2

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Alright I'm going to the bar. Later

[Triple Naitch]

You can't throw in the towel now, Supreme

[Juan]

i deed it

[Nark Order]

FUCK YOU ROCK

[Krimzon7]

damn bro!

[ron the dial]

i got pedestal i got dental i got dental man i got dental the grill see

[Triple Naitch]

WAITAMINUTE, SUPREME! SUPREME, WAITAMINUTE!

[Juan]

this dude like that he running from the cat

[Krimzon7]

Rest Hold outta break...

[Krimzon7]

I'd love to see Morrison's briefcase. He'd get abs airbrushed on it!

[Triple Naitch]

I'd love to see Morrison's briefcase. He'd get abs airbrushed on it!

:lol:

[Juan]

Ok Cole we get it. EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF

[Juan]

Vintage Michael Cole tbh

[thedamndest]

WHICH IS THE OFFICIAL THREAD? I see Juan posting in this one now. I'm so confused.

[Juan]

Great match so far, not gonna lie

[Krimzon7]

BINGO!

[Juan]

WHICH IS THE OFFICIAL THREAD? I see Juan posting in this one now. I'm so confused.

Follow your heart theddy

[ron the dial]

PUNK WINS oh shit

can't say that's what i wanted to see

[ClockShot]

WHICH IS THE OFFICIAL THREAD? I see Juan posting in this one now. I'm so confused.

I don't know. I think Supreme ducked out so I may jump to the other one.

[shadowfoxrz]

GTS!!!

[ClockShot]

Wow. Punk gonna go for two in a row?

[RawRocks]

i like CM Punk to a degree .. but to put him in another MITB match makes no sense to me whatsoever.

[Krimzon7]

fucking punk. decent spot.

[Triple Naitch]

Supreme is a martyr. He sacrificed himself for this thread.

[Krimzon7]

WHY HAVENT THE MODS MERGED THIS THREAD YET?

[RawRocks]

WHICH IS THE OFFICIAL THREAD? I see Juan posting in this one now. I'm so confused.

if someone would merge the two threads .. it would simplify it

[therocksays]

triple h is gonna go crazy.

[shadowfoxrz]

i think they are putting punk in the MITB because they have nothing else for him. its a shame because he is the IC champ

[Triple Naitch]

WHY HAVENT THE MODS MERGED THIS THREAD YET?

Because Destor put on his lucha mask backwards and can't see anything.

[ron the dial]

i think they are putting punk in the MITB because they have nothing else for him. its a shame because he is the IC champ
yeah how does that even make sense? he has a belt. all you have to do is have someone challenge him for it. BAM something to do.

[Krimzon7]

Because Destor put on his lucha mask backwards and can't see anything.

He's gonna nail a corkscrew plancha right on your rep! :lol:

[RawRocks]

yeah how does that even make sense? he has a belt. all you have to do is have someone challenge him for it. BAM something to do.

thats the problem.. who? other than Regal .. there is no star on the roster that lights my eyes up to give CM Punk a good run.

[ClockShot]

Oh. So now the "did you know" is a guessing game.

Please.

[shadowfoxrz]

yeah how does that even make sense? he has a belt. all you have to do is have someone challenge him for it. BAM something to do.

the IC title isnt what it use to be, its terrible how they toss it around. i want to see a IC match the likes of bulldog/hart. they still have time

[Krimzon7]

hhh and a-rod had the same pr coach!

[Krimzon7]

douche grisham

[ClockShot]

Waste of time that was.

[ClockShot]

ZIGGY!

[shadowfoxrz]

thats the problem.. who? other than Regal .. there is no star on the roster that lights my eyes up to give CM Punk a good run.

yeah and i think that is the kind of stuff the wwe should work on. the mid cards are important

[RawRocks]

oh look its the Diva-wannabe

[FourFifty]

Raw is gettin' Ziggy with it tonight!

[Krimzon7]

He'll hit his finisher on santino.

[therocksays]

the rock is on raw!!... on a commercial.

[Hanso Amore]

I really like Santino.

He will be a great Heel Announcer someday. HE could be a Manager in the vein of Bobby the Brain.

[shadowfoxrz]

the rock is on raw!!... on a commercial.

yay, i miss those days where he could have the crowd call coach a popcorn fart :)

[Triple Naitch]

therocksays is on a raw thread!!!...during a commercial.

[Hanso Amore]

YAY! My Tranny Princess

[Krimzon7]

Fucking christ. Melina...

[Krimzon7]

...will be getting gang banged later.

[ClockShot]

BROOKLYN BROOKLYN!

[shadowfoxrz]

the best of all the times.

[Hanso Amore]

Seriously.

I would suck the shit out of Melinas ass. SHe is that hot.

[RawRocks]

Dolph: Hi! I'm Dolph Zigler!
Santino: Hi! I'm A Diva! Or at least I want to be one!

[Hanso Amore]

Dolph's attire (Tights and vest) make him look like a jobber on WW Saturday Night.

The Mothership.

[therocksays]

therocksays is on a raw thread!!!...during a commercial.

yep

[Krimzon7]

will this movie suck?

[ClockShot]

Not this trailer again.

[mike adamle]

i dont understand how kids like cena, hes boring

[shadowfoxrz]

The Showstoppa!!!

[Hanso Amore]

Man titties

[Innovator]

There goes Shawn blasting that pyro, YOU JUST GOT THE MONEY, STOP SPENDING IT

[Krimzon7]

There goes Shawn blasting that pyro, YOU JUST GOT THE MONEY, STOP SPENDING IT

he couldnt affod the pyro bill :lol:

[ClockShot]

Might as well close up this thread.

[shadowfoxrz]

There goes Shawn blasting that pyro, YOU JUST GOT THE MONEY, STOP SPENDING IT

ha, he also should stop buying so many cowboy hats

[FourFifty]

Really liked that ending!

[FourFifty]

I think Jamie was opened up the hard way....

[FourFifty]

Jericho could pull a good match out of a sock.

[Juan]

I'd pay to see HBK vs. HBKool

[Triple Naitch]

dave (his stepdad) would ground him for that.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Supreme gets a rep from me for keeping this going for 5 pages. Fight the power, man.

[Lux]

RKO RKO RKO RKO

[CSL]

Supreme gets a rep from me for keeping this going for 5 pages. Fight the power, man.

Except he bailed on page 3

I mean, what kind of a loser goes out and socializes instead of staying in and watching pro wrestling anyways?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

dollar drafts and free pool

sorry fellas

[Krimzon7]

rep regardless. Wrestling that can be tivo'd cant touch free pool!