The HHH Legacy confrontation... (Spoilers)

[4 knuckles up]

Please, feel free to give me a virtual cock-punch for linking rather than embedding.

I was watching Trips confront Lagacy, and during the whole chase sequence I could only think of one thing...

http://james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/speedup.php?id=ReQtmO02F7c

The URL gives it away, but it made me laugh, thought i'd share it. :lol:

[Krimzon7]

:rofl:
classic!

[Juan]

:rofl: :rofl:

[BigDaddyCool]

Nice.

[Xero]

:rofl: :rofl:

[Hanso Amore]

All I could think about is all the broken fire codes with the locked doors. Everyone was sealed in.

And why didnt they run to the car from the start?

And how did they know cody was there waiting?

And why did it take him so long to get from the ring to the car?

And why were there camera crews everywhere they hid?

[Haze]

And how much is HHH being charged for property damage?

[Krimzon7]

And when will the Sheriff push for attempted murder charges?

[Xero]

And why isn't Triple H going to be brought up on attempted murder charges?

[Xero]

lol Krimzon.

[Xero]

And did they really think a few flattened steel chairs were going to slow down Hunter Hearst Hulk?

[Hanso Amore]

And how did HHH know Randy was going to have a Sledgehammer, and offer to drop them and fight, and know to have a backup ready to outsmart him?

[Hanso Amore]

And why didnt any officials try to get involved and stop this?

[Innovator]

Orton channeled Sting last night, more gullible than mr. gullible.

[Innovator]

And is Orton gonna give HHH the bill for his rental?

[Krimzon7]

AND WHO THE FUCK TAPES UP SLEDGE HAMMERS?

[Krimzon7]

back at ya xero...i squeezed!

[Mercury Bullet]

Lol despite the absurdity of it, I actually watched a little bit of Raw and this segment, and I gotta say it was some of the better stuff I've seen in a while.

[Anybody Thrilla]

It was fun. Had a different feel to it. I'm still interested in the feud.

[Dorkchop]

I couldn't really get into it. I think that might have to do with my almost wife and I playing around on the brand new computer we got last night. 1680 x 1050 is going to take me a few more days to get used to. Pretty damn awesome though.

I'll watch the replay today at 4 and see if I enjoy it more.

[Dorkchop]

I think I couldn't get into it because HHH waited until the end of the night to get his revenge... unless he "just got to the arena".

I think it would be pretty awesome if HHH scared Randy Orton out of a house show and they replayed the footage on Raw. It would help build interest on house shows if people think actual interesting things are going to happen.

[The Show Off]

All I could think about is all the broken fire codes with the locked doors. Everyone was sealed in.
The broke four fire codes the truth was Vince McMahonwas trying to torch the whole place so he could get the insurance money to get him through these tough economic times. Little did he know that Cody, DiBiase, Orton, and Triple H are masters of escape.

And why didnt they run to the car from the start?
Because they know that despite popular belief the quickest path from point A to point B isn't a straight line. Its a zig zagging path from point A to point D to Point G to Point X to Point G again than to Point A again then to Point B.

And how did they know cody was there waiting?
Something normal people don't know is being a 2nd Generation superstar gives you clairvoyance. It doesn't really come up much in the storylines though.

And why did it take him so long to get from the ring to the car?
As I mentioned before there was the zig zagging path they took and the fact that they slowed down enough so Triple H would swing the sledge hammer. This is a grand plot to tire out Triple H before Mania, an ingenious plot remoniciant of the Rope-a-Dope strategy.

And why were there camera crews everywhere they hid?
Vince McMahon has camera's everywhere every since people started stealing his grapefruits.

And how much is HHH being charged for property damage?
He's not being charged anything, the sledge hammer company is being charged. Triple H doesn't damage property, sledge hammers do.

And when will the Sheriff push for attempted murder charges?
Never, they owe Triple H after they never pressed charges on Austin for trying to kill him by dropping Triple H's car from a fork lift.

And did they really think a few flattened steel chairs were going to slow down Hunter Hearst Hulk?
They did believe they'd stop Triple H and it should have. Unfortunatly, since Triple H is a 3rd Generation superstar by marriage he is endowed with the same clairvoyance as any other 3rd generation superstar is, thus he saw the chairs coming.

And how did HHH know Randy was going to have a Sledgehammer, and offer to drop them and fight, and know to have a backup ready to outsmart him?
Clairvoyance

And why didnt any officials try to get involved and stop this?
They were too busy talking about what just happened on 24.

And is Orton gonna give HHH the bill for his rental?
Of course not, Ted DiBiase will, you know know the rookie always picks up the bill right?

AND WHO THE FUCK TAPES UP SLEDGE HAMMERS?
The Sledge Hammer Taping Association of Fort Worth, Texas. (SHTAFW) est. 1879.