Xero
02-27-2009, 11:39 AM
In no particular order.
<strong>#1 - Hasney</strong> - <strong>Magnetic Boots</strong>
<img src="http://s682.photobucket.com/albums/vv182/tpdubcaptions/02-15-09/PPV/004.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
<img src="http://s682.photobucket.com/albums/vv182/tpdubcaptions/02-15-09/PPV/016.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
Jeff Hardy was DETIRMINED to get his moneys worth on his magnetic boots
<img src="http://s682.photobucket.com/albums/vv182/tpdubcaptions/02-15-09/PPV/042.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
Hell, he even lent them to Shane
<strong>#2 - Xero - Logical Progression: Triple H</strong>
<img src="http://s682.photobucket.com/albums/vv182/tpdubcaptions/02-15-09/PPV/020.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
<img src="http://s682.photobucket.com/albums/vv182/tpdubcaptions/02-15-09/PPV/021.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
<img src="http://s682.photobucket.com/albums/vv182/tpdubcaptions/02-15-09/PPV/022.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
The logical progression of a Triple H match.
<strong>#3 - Volare - Shitting in a Handbag
</strong>
<img src="http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/tt117/tpwwcaps/02-15-09/RAW/060.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
Shane McMahon enjoys himself while joining Randy in shitting in a fan's handbag.
<strong>#4 - Sascha - Superman'd
</strong>
<img src="http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/tt117/tpwwcaps/02-15-09/RAW/067.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
Randy sure Superman'd THAT ho.
<strong>#5 - Lock Jaw - Invisible Hammocks
</strong>
<img src="http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/tt117/tpwwcaps/02-15-09/ECW/019.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
Hank Scorpio: INVISIBLE HAMMOCKS! Why didn't I think of that?!
<strong>#6 - Lock Jaw - WWE Lures Rourke</strong>
<img src="http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/tt117/tpwwcaps/02-15-09/ECW/031.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
The WWE tries to lure Mickey Rourke back to them by having Christian pretend to be an Oscar.
<strong>#7 - Guru Dave - Bite It</strong>
<img src="http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/tt117/tpwwcaps/02-15-09/SmackDown/042.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
Edge: No please stop!
Jeff (sick laugh): I am gonna lick it, suck it and I am <strong><span style="color: red;">gonna BITE it!</span></strong>
Edge: Oh My God!
<strong>#8 - Lock Jaw - Out the Door</strong>
<img src="http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/tt117/tpwwcaps/02-15-09/SmackDown/021.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
Scotty: Alright! I'm on TV! Vince promised me a big push!
Vince: (Out the door....)
<strong>#9 - Vastardikai - Illusion</strong>
<img src="http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/tt117/tpwwcaps/02-15-09/SmackDown/036.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
Fan #1: I see two faces.
Fan #2: I see an hourglass.
<strong>#10 -Vastardikai - 619
</strong>
<img src="http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/tt117/tpwwcaps/02-15-09/SmackDown/039.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
Worst. 619. Ever!
<strong>#11 - Noid - Smack some Ass</strong>
<img src="http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/tt117/tpwwcaps/02-15-09/SmackDown/009.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
After getting a sign from above, Jack Doan decides he wants to "smack" some ass.
<strong>#12 - Noid - Botched DDT</strong>
<img src="http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/tt117/tpwwcaps/02-15-09/SmackDown/011.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
Eve botches a DDT.
<strong>#13 - Noid - NWA Championship</strong>
<img src="http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/tt117/tpwwcaps/02-15-09/SmackDown/015.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
Chavo Guerrero: The NWA Championship is not more prestigious than the ECW Championship!
<img src="http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/tt117/tpwwcaps/02-15-09/SmackDown/016.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
R-Truth: But Ric Flair was NWA Champion, man. This isn't fair...
Mike Chiota: I know, man, I know.
Chad Patton: *under breath* Asshole.
<strong>#14 - </strong><strong>Vastardikai - Seriously
</strong>
<img src="http://s682.photobucket.com/albums/vv182/tpdubcaptions/02-15-09/PPV/039.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
Randy can't even take the idea of him and Shane being on equal terms seriously.
<strong>#15 - thehazeeffect -Hemroids</strong>
<img src="http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/tt117/tpwwcaps/02-15-09/RAW/075.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
Where will you be when your hemroids kick in?
<strong>#</strong><strong>16 - Lock Jaw - Gamma Rays</strong>
<img src="http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/tt117/tpwwcaps/02-15-09/RAW/077.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
<span style="color: green;">NEED MORE GAMMA RAYS</span>
<strong>#1 - Hasney</strong> - <strong>Magnetic Boots</strong>
<img src="http://s682.photobucket.com/albums/vv182/tpdubcaptions/02-15-09/PPV/004.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
<img src="http://s682.photobucket.com/albums/vv182/tpdubcaptions/02-15-09/PPV/016.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
Jeff Hardy was DETIRMINED to get his moneys worth on his magnetic boots
<img src="http://s682.photobucket.com/albums/vv182/tpdubcaptions/02-15-09/PPV/042.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
Hell, he even lent them to Shane
<strong>#2 - Xero - Logical Progression: Triple H</strong>
<img src="http://s682.photobucket.com/albums/vv182/tpdubcaptions/02-15-09/PPV/020.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
<img src="http://s682.photobucket.com/albums/vv182/tpdubcaptions/02-15-09/PPV/021.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
<img src="http://s682.photobucket.com/albums/vv182/tpdubcaptions/02-15-09/PPV/022.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
The logical progression of a Triple H match.
<strong>#3 - Volare - Shitting in a Handbag
</strong>
<img src="http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/tt117/tpwwcaps/02-15-09/RAW/060.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
Shane McMahon enjoys himself while joining Randy in shitting in a fan's handbag.
<strong>#4 - Sascha - Superman'd
</strong>
<img src="http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/tt117/tpwwcaps/02-15-09/RAW/067.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
Randy sure Superman'd THAT ho.
<strong>#5 - Lock Jaw - Invisible Hammocks
</strong>
<img src="http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/tt117/tpwwcaps/02-15-09/ECW/019.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
Hank Scorpio: INVISIBLE HAMMOCKS! Why didn't I think of that?!
<strong>#6 - Lock Jaw - WWE Lures Rourke</strong>
<img src="http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/tt117/tpwwcaps/02-15-09/ECW/031.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
The WWE tries to lure Mickey Rourke back to them by having Christian pretend to be an Oscar.
<strong>#7 - Guru Dave - Bite It</strong>
<img src="http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/tt117/tpwwcaps/02-15-09/SmackDown/042.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
Edge: No please stop!
Jeff (sick laugh): I am gonna lick it, suck it and I am <strong><span style="color: red;">gonna BITE it!</span></strong>
Edge: Oh My God!
<strong>#8 - Lock Jaw - Out the Door</strong>
<img src="http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/tt117/tpwwcaps/02-15-09/SmackDown/021.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
Scotty: Alright! I'm on TV! Vince promised me a big push!
Vince: (Out the door....)
<strong>#9 - Vastardikai - Illusion</strong>
<img src="http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/tt117/tpwwcaps/02-15-09/SmackDown/036.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
Fan #1: I see two faces.
Fan #2: I see an hourglass.
<strong>#10 -Vastardikai - 619
</strong>
<img src="http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/tt117/tpwwcaps/02-15-09/SmackDown/039.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
Worst. 619. Ever!
<strong>#11 - Noid - Smack some Ass</strong>
<img src="http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/tt117/tpwwcaps/02-15-09/SmackDown/009.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
After getting a sign from above, Jack Doan decides he wants to "smack" some ass.
<strong>#12 - Noid - Botched DDT</strong>
<img src="http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/tt117/tpwwcaps/02-15-09/SmackDown/011.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
Eve botches a DDT.
<strong>#13 - Noid - NWA Championship</strong>
<img src="http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/tt117/tpwwcaps/02-15-09/SmackDown/015.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
Chavo Guerrero: The NWA Championship is not more prestigious than the ECW Championship!
<img src="http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/tt117/tpwwcaps/02-15-09/SmackDown/016.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
R-Truth: But Ric Flair was NWA Champion, man. This isn't fair...
Mike Chiota: I know, man, I know.
Chad Patton: *under breath* Asshole.
<strong>#14 - </strong><strong>Vastardikai - Seriously
</strong>
<img src="http://s682.photobucket.com/albums/vv182/tpdubcaptions/02-15-09/PPV/039.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
Randy can't even take the idea of him and Shane being on equal terms seriously.
<strong>#15 - thehazeeffect -Hemroids</strong>
<img src="http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/tt117/tpwwcaps/02-15-09/RAW/075.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
Where will you be when your hemroids kick in?
<strong>#</strong><strong>16 - Lock Jaw - Gamma Rays</strong>
<img src="http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/tt117/tpwwcaps/02-15-09/RAW/077.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
<span style="color: green;">NEED MORE GAMMA RAYS</span>