Worst Promos/Lines of All Time.

[Xero]

Videos are a plus.

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[Kane86]

Anything Xero posts..........

[Hanso Amore]

I love how Kev and Scott just start laughing.

[Hanso Amore]

Anything Xero posts..........

God, you are so fucking worthless

[Kane86]

NO you fucking are just because I don't kiss up to him like you do. That makes me 10 times better than you. I would love to meet have the shit talkers on here in public.

[Xero]

Speaking of shit...

[Kane86]

You know if someone cut your throat. I would love to stand there and watch you die.................. Then we just got to get someone to do it to Lux and were half way there.

[Xero]

How do you know I'm not already dead? Maybe I'm posting from beyond the grave. Maybe I got AIDS and died (because, you know, I'm a homo and all) but my life's work, posting on a message board, was not done, and I have to stay here until it's closed.

Ever think of that? Huh?

[GD]

Xero don't waste your time jobbing to the biggest jobber of all times.

[Xero]

It's a past time for me.

[GD]

With reference to the thread, Smackdown's resident #1 announcer Funaki spat some lines on Cena on one episode of Velocity and it was ridiculous.

[Fox]

How do you know I'm not already dead? Maybe I'm posting from beyond the grave. Maybe I got AIDS and died (because, you know, I'm a homo and all) but my life's work, posting on a message board, was not done, and I have to stay here until it's closed.

Ever think of that? Huh?

If you have those kinds of powers you should be solving mysteries and shit like Ghostwriter instead of posting on TPWW, you selfish fuck.

[Rammsteinmad]

With reference to the thread, Smackdown's resident #1 announcer Funaki spat some lines on Cena on one episode of Velocity and it was ridiculous.

Post a video.

[Xero]

If you have those kinds of powers you should be solving mysteries and shit like Ghostwriter instead of posting on TPWW, you selfish fuck.

I'm lazy, not selfish.

[GD]

Post a video.

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[Jeritron]

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[Storer50]

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[Butch]

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[Juan]

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[My Final Heaven]

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[Mooияakeя™]

I answer the above with the ultimate answer.

Let's see what Booker things of Hogan...

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[Mr. Nerfect]

"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Armageddon."
"Armageddon who?"
"Armageddon your Cruiserweight Title!"

Funaki is greatness.

[Jeritron]

If it's greatness why are you posting it in this thread?

[Mooияakeя™]

"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Armageddon."
"Armageddon who?"
"Armageddon your Cruiserweight Title!"

Funaki is greatness.

It ain't worth shit if there's no vid!

I would like to see one.

[Rollermacka]

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Gotta love Stiener's promos
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The sad thing is I dont think even Rick knows what his brother's talkin about

[Mr. Monday Morning]

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KICK YOUR LEG OUT OF YOUR LEG

[NeanderCarl]

I thought this thread was going to be about generally bad interviews and catchphrases, not innocent faux pas and stumbles.

How about this Kurt Angle quote...

"I hope the US loses the war in Iraq. While I'm at it, I think the greatest country in the world is France. Truth be told, I'm not a big fan of the black people. And if I could go back in time, the one person in history I'd like to make tap out is Jesus."

I know it was kinda meta cheap heat, but it was still cheap heat.

[Destor]

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[Destor]

Gotta love Stiener's promos
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The sad thing is I dont think even Rick knows what his brother's talkin aboutThat was a really good promo.

[Lock Jaw]

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SO CLEVER.

[Lock Jaw]

I thought this thread was going to be about generally bad interviews and catchphrases, not innocent faux pas and stumbles.

How about this Kurt Angle quote...

"I hope the US loses the war in Iraq. While I'm at it, I think the greatest country in the world is France. Truth be told, I'm not a big fan of the black people. And if I could go back in time, the one person in history I'd like to make tap out is Jesus."

I know it was kinda meta cheap heat, but it was still cheap heat.

That was a good promo, not a bad promo:

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[NeanderCarl]

Didn't mention the promo. I mentioned the cheap heat at the start. Which is what it was, even if it was disguised as "knowingly cheap heat".

[The Mackem]

You know, the genius behind Scott Steiner is that you don't know if his promos are good or bad. I tend to think he can cut a really good promo.

[Bad Company]

That was a really good promo.
Agreed, that was awesome.