Wrestling Urban Legends

[Xero]

Inspired by this Triple Naitch quote:

"I was reading some Wrestling Urban Legends this morning, and they had a fucked up relationship. Rumor has it that Candido pimped Tammy out to Ahmed Johnson for coke. Tammy then fucked Ahmed and took the coke to Shawn Michaels' hotel room."

Post your own.

[Triple Naitch]

I read 460 Urban Legends this morning on wrestling. I totally wasted 3 hours of my life.

Many contained Pat Patterson being gay and Steve Lombardi as his fuck buddy.

[Funky Fly]

Everyone knows Patterson is gay. He makes no attempt to hide it.

Also, Jimmy Snuka killed a bitch.

[BigDaddyCool]

I recall a ton of legends about how Andre died and Warrior dying and his brother replacing him.

[BigDaddyCool]

Everyone knows Patterson is gay. He makes no attempt to hide it.

Also, Jimmy Snuka killed a bitch.

I've heard that, and when Vince was asked how he felt about it, he said what do you expect when you hire the scum of the earth or something to that effect.

[Triple Naitch]

Here's a little help for you guys.

http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/kotdm15/listsleeze.html

[Triple Naitch]

Some of my favorites:

A coked up Kerry and Kevin (Von Erich) were once playing with a saw blade in the back hallways at the sportatorium. Kerry saw a cat, so he threw the saw blade at the cat, killing it.

When Missy Hyatt was sixteen when she met Tommy Rich. She was a virgin, even orally, but jumped at the chance to blow him. So he took her to the show and she blew him on the way. She didn't swallow so he used a towel. He told her to keep it as a souveniur (sp?). She laughed but didn't keep it. Once they got to the arena he asked her to come in for a minute. She met Larry and went down to Larry Land for a meal that night too. She must've been hungry for the business.

The Anvil taught Davey Boy how to drug his wife's orange juice right before bed time each night. Then the next morning their wives would awaken with bloody, sore anuses. It took them a few bloody anuses to realize their husbands were anally raping them.

Ahmed Johnson did a lot of coke back around 1996 at the height of his WWF pay. I don't think I have to tell you that Chris and Tammy enjoy their fair share of nose candy. Well once they had blown through their cash but were still jonesing, they got desparate. They asked Ahmed for an eight ball on credit. He laughed and said, "Black people don't believe in credit. But we can barter." Chris asked what he wanted and Ahmed nodded in her direction. Chris looked at Tammy who shrugged before he said, "Well hey don't hurt her, okay?" So like twenty minutes later Ahmed finishes and Tammy leaves his room with the tiny, paper envelope. Instead of going back and using it with Chris (who was in their room freaking out), she did the coke with Shawn Michaels and spent the night in his room. A few hours later a frantic Candido starts banging on Ahmed's door. Ahmed answers the door and Candido asks, "Is Tammy here?" Ahmed shrugs and Chris says, "Where the fuck is Tammy?" Ahmed says he doesn't know because she left hours ago. Candido immediately abandons his search and says, "Well did she take the dope with her?" The next morning he still hasn't seen Tammy so he goes to the front desk where he runs into Shawn Michaels in the lobby. Shawn walks up to Candido and pushes a nostril close, sniffs, and says, "Thanks for the bump, Chris." Chris asked where Tammy was and Shawn said, "She's probably back in your room now." Candido stormed up to see her, got in a big argument, went to the building, and quit on the spot. The agent told him he couldn't quit w/o a written notice. So he picked up a booking sheet, flipped it over, and wrote: "I quit. Chris Candido" And that was the end of his WWF career.

[Mooияakeя™]

lol.

#87. At least 4 people in ECW killed someone.

[Triple Naitch]

411. Half the Mid Atlantic and East Coast Indy scene has jerked off on Dawn Marie's face.

447. Dynamite Kid was originally called Explosion Lad, but got the DK monicker after an hilarious "RIB" wherein he violated a sleeping Leilani Kai with a stick of dynamite.

:lol:

[Juan]

lol no way all of those are real

[Triple Naitch]

I would say 5-10% are true.

[Xero]

98% are hilarious, though.

[Triple Naitch]

Absolutely

[Xero]

Confirmation!

202. At WM 13, supposably Psycho Sid shit his pants in the match with the Undertaker and Undertaker said it was some horrible smell in the ring.

[Triple Naitch]

We can now all die with content.

[Hanso Amore]

411. Half the Mid Atlantic and East Coast Indy scene has jerked off on Dawn Marie's face.

447. Dynamite Kid was originally called Explosion Lad, but got the DK monicker after an hilarious "RIB" wherein he violated a sleeping Leilani Kai with a stick of dynamite.

:lol:

DK retired over 8 years before LK came around.

They need to try harder.

SOme are funny though.

[Triple Naitch]

Narc should read this for future "Whose Side" episodes.

[Xero]

292. Randy Savage vs. Road Warrior Hawk, 1996
Backstage at a New Japan show, words were exchanged between the two men (over what I'm not sure) but it ended up with a fight where Hawk hit Savage with a right hook and knocked him out. Heat obviously still existed between the two because they had another confrontation three years later in the United States backstage at a Kid Rock concert at the Sun Dome in Tampa, Fl. Hawk saw Savage coming in his direction so he put his hand out (probably just out of respect) but Savage immediately threw a sucker punch that staggered Hawk. Hawk's wife was then attacked by Savage's then girlfriend Stephanie Bellars (Gorgeous George) and another female leaving her badly beaten. Hawk claimed that he would take legal action against the two women for attacking his wife but not against Savage since fights amongst wrestlers are usually kept away from the law. However, no action was ever taken. WINNER: Whoever got to see this Jerry Springer-like free-for-all lucked out big-time. (thanks to Rob Harvey and TPPW.net)

:D

[Xero]

420. Gangrel got into a fight with a young kid that just started working the shows because the kid had almost the same gimmick as him. He kept yelling at him "Give me my gimmick back" And " You took my gimmick" as he kicked the crap out of him.

ROFL

[Kapoutman]

12. R&R Express walk in on Jimmy Valiant laying on the floor jerking off under a glass table that a hooker is shitting on. Ricky throws up and leaves, while Robert stays to watch.

27. At a indy show, Sabu had oral sex on one of the valets in the locker room but when one of the other wrestlers asked him if it was good, he said something along the lines of "smell my mustache."

30. Johnny Valentine would take a dump and strategically place it where it couldn't be found easily like the inside of bed posts.

50. Simon Dean (Super Nova) enjoys the feel of pudding. Take that for what you will.

57. During one of those Nitros where the wrestlers had to stay under the ring the entire show, it was at least Hennig and Scott Norton under the ring. Hennig had to go and of course, he couldn't exactly leave. So, he shit under the ring.


So many fun stories and I'm not even at #60...

[Kapoutman]

Sorry for the double post, but I just had to add this one...


60. Sheik Adnan Al-Kaissey describes seeing Andre screwing - "like a lion raping a rabbit".

[Triple Naitch]

The pudding one has made me laugh all day.

[Gertner]

this one takes the cake

179. The AWA wrestlers in the 70s usually had three nights off in a row. One time Dusty Rhodes and Dick Murdoch got drunk, drove all the way from Minnesota to Louisiana for the sole purpose of kidnapping a mule, and brought it back to their apartment complex in Minnesota. Bored with just having the mule around the apartment, Murdoch got drunk(or was still drunk?), went to some country and western bar in downtown Minneapolis and rode the mule into the bar while firing a gun in the air.

[Triple Naitch]

366. Bradshaw vs. Duke Droese
There was a scene between Bradshaw and Duke the Dumpster Droese, that has gained some fame. Apparently, Droese was making homemade GHB, and slipping it into girls drinks and raping them. The wrestlers backstage had told him how distasteful it was. But someone got word of it, and told Bradshaw to take care of it. So he essentially tied Droese up in the shower, and the stories vary from there. The most widely told version would be that Droese ended up raped in some way shape or form. I am more likely to believe that Bradshaw just made him think he was going to get raped. (thanks to Chris)

450. Apparently Dan Spivey's modeling career never took off because when he sent his photos in to the agency, he accidentally sent compromising shots of himself and Mike Rotundo instead of the Speedo muscleman poses he was banking on getting him into the business.

[Triple Naitch]

337. Sid Vicious vs. A Squirrel
Vicious had a squirrel he took with him everywhere. Two wrestlers (I'm pretty sure one of them was Arn Anderson) bet him he couldn't keep the squirrel down his pants for a whole minute. Vicious accepted the challenge and stuck it down his pants. After about 30 seconds the squirrel bit a very sensitive area, if you get my drift. Vicious fell down in pain and crushed the squirrel. He needed a rabies shot and stitches on his genitalia. WINNER: The squirrel, who is now a hero to all squirrels worldwide for flattening Sid.

[Triple Naitch]

Winner:

143. Norman Smiley once knocked out Rick Steiner with one punch in a bar fight.

[Hanso Amore]

Winner:

143. Norman Smiley once knocked out Rick Steiner with one punch in a bar fight.

I dont doubt it.

Black Magic is legit backstage tough

RS is back stage weak

[The Mackem]

185. I heard the TNA ring girl Athena has a foot and leg fetish and apparently was caught trying to run off with Zach Gowen's fake leg.

[The Mackem]

433. The real reason Raven got fired back when he was Johnny Polo and got a shitty deal durning his Raven run with the WWE was because Vince blames him for corrupting both Shane and Steph when they were teens Shane moreso than Steph. Scotty(Raven) would take Shane out all night partying and load him up on coke and angeldust. He also once gave Steph weed when she was 14.

[Bad Company]

Bret screwed Bret

[Nark Order]

Narc should read this for future "Whose Side" episodes.

Soaking it all in

[Triple Naitch]

Soaking it all in

Here's one that I thought would make a great debate.

391. Bubba Dudley Vs Renee Dupre, 2003
It was Dudley Boyz vs. La Resistance. The Dudleys gave Sylvan Grenier a 3-D, and Renee Dupree was meant to break it up, but Renee was out of place, forcing Grenier to kick out of the 3-D. All through the match, after Bubba worked stiff on Renee and some words were exchanged backstage, allegedly it ended in a scuffle with Bubba and Renee. (thanks to Ash)

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I'm glad you guys like my list.

[The Mackem]

In the days before you got married.

[Nark Order]

Here's one that I thought would make a great debate.

391. Bubba Dudley Vs Renee Dupre, 2003
It was Dudley Boyz vs. La Resistance. The Dudleys gave Sylvan Grenier a 3-D, and Renee Dupree was meant to break it up, but Renee was out of place, forcing Grenier to kick out of the 3-D. All through the match, after Bubba worked stiff on Renee and some words were exchanged backstage, allegedly it ended in a scuffle with Bubba and Renee. (thanks to Ash)

Also, Rene had an altercation with Holly as well where Holly pretty much beat the shit out of him during a match supposedly because of a Rene botch of some sort. Well, the botch was only part of it. Something about a plane ticket.

[BigDaddyCool]

What about Jericho? How much nose candy does he snort off of Steph's strap on?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I thought Rene wrecked a rental car that was under Holly's name or something.

[Funky Fly]

365. Bradshaw v Steve Blackman, 1999/2000
WWF was in between shows at the local airport, and the wrestlers were waiting by the baggage collection bay and Bradshaw decided to dick about trying to push Blackman onto the moving luggage belt. Blackman turned around unflustered and planted a crescent kick flush on Bradshaw's jaw, knocking him clean out, picked up his bag and walked on. Both shook hands when it was done. (thanks to Steven & Chris)


http://www.tpww.net/forums/image.php?u=4328&dateline=1229324183&type=thumb

[Anybody Thrilla]

Good Ol' Blacky.

[Nark Order]

I thought Rene wrecked a rental car that was under Holly's name or something.

That was it. Something about transportation.

[Vietnamese Crippler]

70. Andre The Giant once called Kamala a n****r and Kamala stuck a gun to his face. Andre was nice to Kamala after that.

LOOOOL

[Nicky Fives]

325. Jim Cornette vs. Ed Ferrara, 2002
A few months back, Ferrara went to shake Jim's hand, and Jim responded by spitting in his face! Yeah, go Jim! He told Ferrara "That was for JR." What a hero Cornette is. WINNER: All of us. (thanks to several, including Chuck Richmond)

Not sure if its true, but if it is, Cornette deserves a medal or something.... Ferrara is a tool

[thedamndest]

70. Andre The Giant once called Kamala a n****r and Kamala stuck a gun to his face. Andre was nice to Kamala after that.

LOOOOL

There is a Bad News Brown shoot where Bad News talks about having words with Andre over some of Andres' language towards blacks. I don't remember if they actually fought, but I guess Andre cleaned up his talk (at least around Bad News).

[Xero]

Who would have thought that the biggest drunk in the world would have been a dick.

[Triple Naitch]

325. Jim Cornette vs. Ed Ferrara, 2002
A few months back, Ferrara went to shake Jim's hand, and Jim responded by spitting in his face! Yeah, go Jim! He told Ferrara "That was for JR." What a hero Cornette is. WINNER: All of us. (thanks to several, including Chuck Richmond)

Not sure if its true, but if it is, Cornette deserves a medal or something.... Ferrara is a tool

He did do that. It was right after Ferrara's Oklahoma gimmick on WCW.

[Theo Dious]

He did do that. It was right after Ferrara's Oklahoma gimmick on WCW.

You know, I'm not a massive Cornette fan, but he really does have his head screwed on far more than a lot of guys in the business. Though it would have been better if he'd given him a shot to the pills.

[Triple Naitch]

I still don't know whether or not I like Cornette. It seems like he takes the business so serious and personal, but he has a passion for wrestling that is unmatched.

[Vastardikai]

There is a Bad News Brown shoot where Bad News talks about having words with Andre over some of Andres' language towards blacks. I don't remember if they actually fought, but I guess Andre cleaned up his talk (at least around Bad News).

The bus pulled over and Bad News went out to fight Andre. It was Hulk Hogan who told Andre not to fight him, because Brown did tie for the Bronze Medal in Judo in the '76 Olympics (IIRC), and was a legit bad ass. Andre apologized.

I also like the Regal rumors involving him fighting Van Hammer (and headbutting him several times over a punchbowl) and the Giant (ended in a pull apart draw, and considering Show's size, that's saying something). The lesson here? Don't fuck with Regal.

[hb2k]

I believe it was Sylvan who got into the altercation with Bubba, and Bubba headbutted the guy.

Yeh, Dupree got a ticket on a rental car that Bob Holly had to pay, and Holly wailed on the mofo.

[BigDaddyCool]

Bubba is an asshole. There was an altercation between Bubba, Batista and Orton. During an evolution/dudley match, Bubba was stiffing both Bats and Orton, and Bubba did a sento or something and ended up landing on Orton's foot and breaking it, also Batista got injured in the same match. After the match when they are loading Orton into an ambulance, Bubba is yelling at Orton about how he (Orton) messed up Bubba's back.