Video game characters you hate [Archive]

OssMan

03-09-2009, 04:44 PM

Koopa Troopa from Super Mario Kart. He is the biggest asshole in the fucking world and is always in first place, and if he ever gets behind you all he does is throw green shells directly in front of your path. Biggest piece of shit in the entire world. This has led me to hate him in all Mario Kart games.

I remember hating Exdeath from Final Fantasy V a lot. He was cool, but there were like 2 fights with him where he was really annoying, so I dunno.

Pit from Kid Icarus - Well I fucking hate Kid Icarus and his reincarnation in Super Smash Bros makes him mad annoying and he is good in that game too so fuck him.

This really isn't a character but that boss in the second Dr. Wily level of Mega Man 2 where parts of the walls come out and attack you. OMG

Tidus from FF10. Huge pansy

ozzman6669

03-09-2009, 04:48 PM

The fucking dog in duck hunt, I don't remember how many times I tried to shoot this asshole !!!

Funky Fly

03-09-2009, 04:54 PM

Def hate Spyro. Don't even know why, he just annoys the shit out of me.

Extreme Angle

03-09-2009, 06:35 PM

The little girl on final fantasy 9 with purple hair.

Savio

03-09-2009, 06:54 PM

I agree with post 2 and 3

Hornicane

03-09-2009, 07:02 PM

Cloud from whatever Final Fantasy game pisses me off. Also, Stryker from Mortal Kombat.

screech

03-09-2009, 07:35 PM

Pichu in Super Smash Bros. Melee. What a little shitbag.

The one chick, Abby in Wii Sports. I hate that bitch.

The taxi drivers from THPS always appeared right behind me. It was very frustrating.

therocksays

03-09-2009, 07:50 PM

the fucking chainsaw guy in resident evil 4!!!!!!

Kane86

03-09-2009, 08:03 PM

Ashley in Resident Evil 4

Fucking cunt I don't know how many times that bitch has walked in front of my gun.

Xero

03-09-2009, 08:05 PM

Homo

What game was he in?

Purgatory

03-09-2009, 08:05 PM

The evil Mario from Super Mario Galaxy was not one of favs, I can tell you that.

Although I did like Tomb Raider: Underworld, Lara Croft is a stuck up whore.

The other main character you fight along side in Gears of War 2...fuckin forget his name, but he was such a whiny bastard.:mad:

The first chick I 'married' in Fable 2. Fuck, the whore sends a message saying she 'wants sex'. So I trudge all the way back, getting gang raped by thieves and nearly killed the entire way back to the village, and then I couldn't get the bitch to offer herself to me so we could do 'the deed'. I tried every damned emotion the character had. Then, for some reason, she follows me all the way back to another village and keeps hounding me, knowing full well I can't do anything about it. We'd have to walk all the way BACK to the house I bought for us, where she probably wouldn't put out again. Sos, I just 'divorced' her with my sword. :mad:

Xero

03-09-2009, 08:08 PM

The first chick I 'married' in Fable 2. Fuck, the whore sends a message saying she 'wants sex'. So I trudge all the way back, getting gang raped by thieves and nearly killed the entire way back to the village, and then I couldn't get the bitch to offer herself to me so we could do 'the deed'. I tried every damned emotion the character had. Then, for some reason, she follows me all the way back to another village and keeps hounding me, knowing full well I can't do anything about it. We'd have to walk all the way BACK to the house I bought for us, where she probably wouldn't put out again. Sos, I just 'divorced' her with my sword. :mad:

lol

Blitz

03-09-2009, 08:08 PM

Kuja from Final Fantasy IX still throws me into a rage. Worst villain ever.

UmbrellaCorporation

03-09-2009, 08:59 PM

Anyone from Final Fantasy IX throws me into a rage.

Strangely, Kuja is the most likeable character, in my opinion. Pretty much hated everything about FF 9. Just me though.

Ultimecia from FF 8 was a pretty horrible villain too.

And I don't hate L4D's characters, but I have to be honest. None of them are overly likeable to me, and I barely even like the one I usually play as (Louis)...but he's my favorite, if I had to pick.

Brutes from Halo were mad gay too.

Will probably think of some more later.

Funky Fly

03-09-2009, 09:13 PM

Cloud from whatever Final Fantasy game pisses me off. Also, Stryker from Mortal Kombat.

Fuck, everybody hates Stryker. That's like saying I like breathing.

mitchables

03-09-2009, 09:15 PM

http://blogs.theage.com.au/screenplay/gex.jpg

Funky Fly

03-09-2009, 09:15 PM

Good god yes.

OssMan

03-09-2009, 11:10 PM

"Damn IRS" - Gex Enter the Gecko

How can you not like Gex Enter the Gecko, that guy was hilarious. He even did judo chop

03-09-2009, 11:12 PM

Jade on UMK3.

mitchables

03-10-2009, 12:18 AM

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/annoyingg/navi.jpg

Hey! Listen! Hey!! LISTEN!!

Fuck off, bitch. Leave me alone.

03-10-2009, 12:22 AM

Dimitri Rascolov from GTA IV

ugh im sure theres so many but nothing i can think of right now

dont fucking insult navi.

Kane86

03-10-2009, 12:24 AM

Shao Kahn he is mother fucker on MOrtal Kombat trilogy

mitchables

03-10-2009, 12:30 AM

Dimitri Rascolov from GTA IV

ugh im sure theres so many but nothing i can think of right now

dont fucking insult navi.

Navi was an annoying pest, who would not just shut the fuck up or provide any kind of advice that could be remotely classified as "help". TERRIBLE sidekick.

El Fangel

03-10-2009, 12:57 AM

Freddy from GTA: SA
Michelle from GTA IV

Squall FF8

Navi from Zelda as previously stated.

Raiden from MG2 - Fucking jesus Christ I wanted to kill someone in the face after that!!!

Crazy Nick

03-10-2009, 02:51 AM

Kintaro from Mortal Kombat II, that dude is a pain in the ass to beat.

Kane Knight

03-10-2009, 03:36 PM

Everyone from GTA IV. I swear to God, those were some of the most unlikable characters in any game I've ever played.

03-10-2009, 03:57 PM

I liked Niko, Roman, Jacob, the internet genetically superior dude and Alex, maybe some others im forgetting, but yeah the rest were pretty intolerable

also... navi is what enables you to Z target, she shows you things you may not have seen and does provide helpful hints sometimes... she's also cute as hell >.>

Purgatory

03-10-2009, 06:30 PM

Navi was an intolerable, pestering, little cunt. Link did fine without her in Twilight Princess...ALTHOUGH, some brainiac came up with Midna. He was better off alone.

Add 'Midna' to my list of CG-Cunts that can fuck off and die colorful, yet horrible, deaths.

BodySlam

03-10-2009, 07:04 PM

i hate

Dark Kahn from Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe (not really big of an issue but i just hate fighting that dude on the game)

OssMan

03-10-2009, 07:04 PM

Noh Midna was cool. Did you notice your shadow goes away when you call her out then she turns into your shadow when she goes back

Kapoutman

03-10-2009, 07:15 PM

I like Navi, for the reasons G3K stated.

However, I hate Sephiroth. I don't know when tall, effeminate guys with long white hair became cool, but seriously, even Tingle almost looks manlier.

03-10-2009, 08:50 PM

Brucie :love:. I wish he was in every game.

Triple Naitch

03-10-2009, 09:43 PM

Boo from Mario Party. That fucker always took my stars. :mad:

I actually liked Gex.

Krimzon7

03-10-2009, 10:58 PM

HOnestly The blue demon from tecmo wrestling. When I was a lad he was tough as fuck to beat, and Bo Jackson from tecmo bowl that bitch could never be tackeld. I also Fucking hate Ultimate Weapon in any FF game.

Kane Knight

03-11-2009, 12:21 AM

I like Navi, for the reasons G3K stated.

However, I hate Sephiroth. I don't know when tall, effeminate guys with long white hair became cool, but seriously, even Tingle almost looks manlier.

Seproth sucked for being shitty and clichéd even before people started falling in love with him for being a generic bishy character with a big sword. Of course, he had WHITE hair, so he was completely differrent.

Savio

03-11-2009, 12:27 AM

Natalya from GoldenEye 64 was a stupid bitch

screech

03-11-2009, 12:41 AM

Natalya from GoldenEye 64 was a stupid bitch

Agreed. She was great at getting herself killed, though.

I agree about Navi to an extent. Yes, she did allow Z-Targeting (which is awesome), but the fact that she was also an annoying pest that gave little or no good tips can't be overlooked.

Also Kangaskhan, while awesome, was a little nagger. Bitch always ran away in the Safari Zone (R/B/Y mostly).

03-11-2009, 02:05 AM

dont fuck with navi :mad:

Anybody Thrilla

03-11-2009, 02:55 AM

Lester from the Skate or Die games
Cait Sith from FF7
Yuffie from FF7 (just couldn't trust her EVER, but still wanted to build her up somewhat)
Every character in Shaq Fu
Bald Bull from Mike Tyson's Punch Out
The Licker from Resident Evil 2
The Black Chocobo from FF7 (I forget if it was just one name or numerous names, but he was hard to out race)

That's just off the top of my head, might think of some more later.

CSL

03-11-2009, 03:34 AM

Every single cunt that turns out suddenly for no reason in front of me when I'm going flat out over Broker Bridge

Hornicane

03-11-2009, 03:43 AM

Also, M'aiq the Liar in Oblivion.

My Final Heaven

03-11-2009, 09:57 AM

http://www.consoleclassix.com/info_img/Bubsy_SNES_ScreenShot1.jpg

Bubsy couldn't shut his worthless furry mouth. I wanted to skin him & wear his pelt as a warning to other would-be mascots to remind them of the value of TWO SECONDS OF FUCKING SILENCE. :mad:

http://www.sith.pl/www/bots_pl/dziedzictwo/slynni_lordowie/pliki/darth_malak.jpg

Darth Malak blew chunks as a Star Wars villian. Everything about him just screamed "we just pulled this out of our ass." And, he reminded me too much of Mort from the Bazooka Joe comics.

http://www.underlyingreality.com/Gilsum/mt/baz36.jpg

BigDaddyCool

03-11-2009, 10:06 AM

Tails from Sonic. Fuck her or him. I could never tell if it was a boy or girl.

DaveBrawl

03-11-2009, 11:23 AM

Goro/Kintaro/Motaro

Just rediculous, I went back and played the MK I, II and Trilogy last night and I had forgotten how much I hated those 3. Especially Goro.

Anybody Thrilla

03-11-2009, 12:33 PM

BUT HE HAS SO MANY ARMMMMMMMMMMMSSSSSSSSS!

Requiem

03-11-2009, 02:48 PM

Fuck Navi, that stupid flying cunt. :foc:

DaveBrawl

03-11-2009, 03:10 PM

BUT HE HAS SO MANY ARMMMMMMMMMMMSSSSSSSSS!

:lol:

Maybe that was the problem.

Funky Fly

03-11-2009, 03:22 PM

Goro/Kintaro/Motaro

Just rediculous, I went back and played the MK I, II and Trilogy last night and I had forgotten how much I hated those 3. Especially Goro.

lol in MK Armageddon Motaro only has 2 legs for some reason.

BigDaddyCool

03-11-2009, 03:26 PM

Goro was a bitch. I always beat him easy.

Xero

03-11-2009, 03:57 PM

http://www.consoleclassix.com/info_img/Bubsy_SNES_ScreenShot1.jpg

Bubsy couldn't shut his worthless furry mouth. I wanted to skin him & wear his pelt as a warning to other would-be mascots to remind them of the value of TWO SECONDS OF FUCKING SILENCE. :mad:

I thought I was the only person on the planet who played Bubsy. In fact, I own it and played it about two months ago.

And yes, he's an annoying fucker for sure.

Funky Fly

03-11-2009, 05:41 PM

Yeah, Bubsy was the shit back in the day, except for all the "witty" one liners.

03-11-2009, 07:05 PM

lol in MK Armageddon Motaro only has 2 legs for some reason.

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BigDaddyCool

03-11-2009, 07:23 PM

What the hell is a mortal fatality? That seems a little redundant.

IC Champion

03-11-2009, 07:45 PM

LoDownM

03-11-2009, 08:18 PM

Master Chief, overrated trash can!

Seriously tho there is tons.

Zell from FF8
Odin in FF8, freaking useless.

Ugh, I can't think of anymore right now.

My Final Heaven

03-11-2009, 08:42 PM

What the hell is a mortal fatality? That seems a little redundant.

Not as redundant as the DEADLY Fatality in MK Armageddon.

BigDaddyCool

03-12-2009, 09:42 AM

Well most mortal wounds are fatal. And by most, I mean all.

DaveBrawl

03-12-2009, 10:53 AM

lol in MK Armageddon Motaro only has 2 legs for some reason.

Yeah, I remember that. It was wierd, but then again the whole game was wierd. Wierd and terrible. I had no trouble with Goro, Motaro or anyone in that game, it was just the 2d ones they offed me with ease. Kintaro was probably the hardest one for me, but I fought Goro so much more often and could never beat him. That lands him at the top of my list.

Impeccable

03-12-2009, 11:11 AM

Not one character...The Locust on Gears 1 & 2. Bastards!

Luigi on Mario Galaxy...the next time that fucker gets lost I'm gonna twat him.

Cool Spot. Yes...for the first day or so he was cool...(I was 10 at the time)...but he just wouldn't fucking jump right...ever. He's always end up landing on a crab or some barbed wire!

Penner

03-12-2009, 11:24 AM

Tidus from TPWW. Huge Pansy.

Kane86

03-12-2009, 02:31 PM

Lance Storm in DoR

Kane86

03-12-2009, 03:55 PM

Rebecca Chambers in Resident Evil fucking whiny ass bitch.

Blitz

03-12-2009, 10:39 PM

I seem to be the only person in the world who enjoyed Tidus at all.

Kane86

03-12-2009, 10:49 PM

Sherry Birkin Resident Evil 2 What the FUCK!

mitchables

03-13-2009, 01:17 AM

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/wowwiki/images/a/a2/Corki.jpg

Fucking Corki. Rescued that useless bastard like three goddamned times.

Funky Fly

03-13-2009, 01:53 AM

Good lord, just remembered Mieu from Tales of the Abyss. God awful.

Anybody Thrilla

03-13-2009, 02:18 AM

Birdo from Super Mario Brothers 2

Funky Fly

03-13-2009, 02:23 AM

Birdo has just gotten gayer and gayer over the years. Did you know it's a dude in drag in Japan?

OssMan

03-13-2009, 01:13 PM

Birdo is asexual. And it's not really Super Mario Bros 2. I actually got a picture of that game when I was in Japan, in all it's "Super Mario USA" glory

OssMan

03-13-2009, 01:14 PM

http://s5.tinypic.com/1113von.jpg

DAMN iNATOR

03-13-2009, 01:56 PM

Also, M'aiq the Liar in Oblivion.

I dunno why, he's hilarious, IMO...he also first appeared in Morrowind in the Sheogorad region near Dagon Fel and that one shrine that you have to clear out for the Ahemmusa, and in Morrowind he actually tips you off about the Shrine to Boethiahtopic.

From both Morrowind and Oblivion however, I do hate Big Head and his stupid Fork of Horripilation.

wwe2222

03-13-2009, 03:15 PM

Flying Medusa Head-Castlevanias

Red Demon-Ghost N Goblins/Ghouls N Ghosts http://hg101.classicgaming.gamespy.com/gng/Super%20Ghouls%20%27N%20Ghosts-23.png

both pains in the asses

Shadow

03-14-2009, 04:22 AM

also... navi is what enables you to Z target, she shows you things you may not have seen and does provide helpful hints sometimes... she's also cute as hell >.>

...............................................................................................:wtf:

Xerzes

03-14-2009, 05:42 AM

I seem to be the only person in the world who enjoyed Tidus at all.

Yeah, Tidus was a stupid whiny cunt. Also Paine from FFX-2.

El Fangel

03-14-2009, 06:08 AM

Phil and Roxas from Kingdom Hearts II

Hillary from GTA: Vice City (Jesus christ I wanted to kill him)

PorkSoda

03-14-2009, 01:05 PM

From Streets of Rage 1, pretty much any of the bosses pissed me off. Ultimate Warrior, Freddy, this overweight fatass lardy guy that breathed fire. You pick him up and he falls on you. Lose some weight fatass.

I also didn't like Tails. All he/she ever did was distract you and die. I always laugh when I can jump up on al edge and Tails misses and falls to the death. Dumb shit.

Fignuts

03-14-2009, 01:53 PM

Fuck Navi, that stupid flying cunt. :foc:

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/021206.gif

screech

03-14-2009, 02:07 PM

Tails was pretty retarded.

http://www.ulillillia.us/images/vgSS/Sonic2007.jpg

I also hated Frankenstein and Igor from Castlevania.

http://www.mobygames.com/images/shots/thumbnail/1215475537-00.png

Fuckers.

McLegend

03-14-2009, 08:58 PM

In Mario64 the monkey that could take your hat.

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03-14-2009, 09:00 PM

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Xero

03-14-2009, 10:45 PM