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Triple Naitch
03-10-2009, 05:06 PM
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I've jacked to this girl on countless occassions.
Volare
03-10-2009, 05:17 PM
I hate Orton now...I bet he wishes he was single again.
CSL
03-10-2009, 06:00 PM
lol what? It didn't bother me how awful she was because I figured she was Orton's legit missus and it's rare when they work something like that that the other half turns out to be any good on screen. But the fact they hired her for that? Wow. Considering how great the backstage chase thing they did a few weeks back was, last night's was a bit shit
CSL
03-10-2009, 06:01 PM
:drool: though
Team Sheep
03-10-2009, 06:28 PM
Lol she looked so gormless and thick as shit. :lol:
The Fonz
03-10-2009, 06:40 PM
I wish I was Randy Orton now, I really do.

He's got a big ass house, a hot wife, random people hanging out in his laundry room at night, a new baby, and he'll be collecting insurance for that Hunter stunt. What more could you want?
Volare
03-10-2009, 06:42 PM
A bag of weed and a 5 foot bong.
Triple Naitch
03-10-2009, 06:44 PM
I wanna shit in her bag :naughty:
jerichoholicninja
03-10-2009, 07:26 PM
I would have to guess that wasn't his house. There were green plants everywhere, the grass was green and I'm pretty sure I saw a palm tree. That's not what St. Louis looks like this time of year. That was an amazing house and an even more amazing wife though.
Funky Fly
03-10-2009, 08:36 PM
lol using a Playboy playmate to stand in as his wife.
HeartBreakMan2k
03-10-2009, 09:31 PM
It confuses me a little, If i recall Randy's wife (legitimate one I mean) was pretty hot from a picture i saw ages ago, why hire her?
Triple Naitch
03-10-2009, 09:51 PM
Some wrestler's wives don't wanna be in the public eye.
Xero
03-10-2009, 10:40 PM
Explains the "Barbie" look.
Volare
03-10-2009, 10:42 PM
I was thinking the same thing Xero, she did look a little "fake" if you know what I mean.
Triple Naitch
03-10-2009, 10:46 PM
http://www.1800-sports.com/images/laura-croft-miss-betus.jpg

source: PWInsider.com

-- As noted earlier, the woman who portrayed Randy Orton's wife Samantha on Raw last night was not his real-life wife. The woman who played his wife is actually a model by the name of Laura Croft, a former Playboy model who appeared in the July 2008 issue. Croft is from the Jacksonville area.
Volare
03-10-2009, 10:50 PM
Dude you got the wrong info.


source: PWInsider.com

-- As noted earlier, the woman who portrayed Randy Orton's wife Samantha on Raw last night was not his real-life wife. The woman who played his wife is actually a model from Mattel by the name of Barbie, a popular doll who appeared in a July 2008 toy commercial.
An added note, she was fitted with robotics to allow her to open her mouth slightly, move her hands, and blink.
Triple Naitch
03-10-2009, 10:54 PM
Dude you got the wrong info.


source: PWInsider.com

-- As noted earlier, the woman who portrayed Randy Orton's wife Samantha on Raw last night was not his real-life wife. The woman who played his wife is actually a model from Mattel by the name of Barbie, a popular doll who appeared in a July 2008 toy commercial.
An added note, she was fitted with robotics to allow her to open her mouth slightly, move her hands, and blink.

Sounds like my dream girl :y:
Xero
03-10-2009, 11:00 PM
You suppose Orton left her a surprise?
Triple Naitch
03-10-2009, 11:01 PM
You suppose Orton left her a surprise?

I wanna shit in her bag :naughty:
Xero
03-10-2009, 11:04 PM
See, you said you did. I was specially asking about Orton. ;)


















:shifty:
Triple Naitch
03-10-2009, 11:05 PM
What if the only way to keep her from answering the door was to give her a running RKO?
Xero
03-10-2009, 11:06 PM
She probably would have just stood there as Orton flew into the door.
Triple Naitch
03-10-2009, 11:11 PM
It would have only been better if Orton made the get away by speeding off in a pink convertible.
Xero
03-10-2009, 11:11 PM
Then comes out to this next week:

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Triple Naitch
03-10-2009, 11:14 PM
"Official Raw is AquaScope Thread (3/16/09)" by Juan.

The bald guy looks just like Jo Koy.
Volare
03-10-2009, 11:51 PM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Xero/Triple Naitch again.