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DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 08:49 PM
Since there doesn't seem to be one yet... I'm actually excited solely for the Don West/Mike Tenay dynamic. West did some of the best commentary I've heard on TNA last week.
Xero
03-12-2009, 08:51 PM
I'd like confirmation that this thread is BDCA. Until then it's closed to future posting.
Kane86
03-12-2009, 08:51 PM
NO its not
Juan
03-12-2009, 08:52 PM
Cue another 30 posts by Kane86 and Xero
Xero
03-12-2009, 08:53 PM
Who now?
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 08:53 PM
I was just assuming. Made an ass out of me and me.
Kane86
03-12-2009, 08:54 PM
I was just assuming. Made an ass out of me and me.

NO you didn't your A OK keep on i wanna hear what you have to say. Xero is on a power trip you will have to excuse him.
Xero
03-12-2009, 08:55 PM
I was just assuming. Made an ass out of me and me.


It may still be BDCA, but to be safe I advise you to edit your title until final word. :mad:
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 08:56 PM
If i knew how to edit the title I would :(
Xero
03-12-2009, 08:56 PM
:mad:
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 08:57 PM
HELP ME JESUS
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 09:04 PM
Angle is so controversial on the mic.
Xero
03-12-2009, 09:07 PM
Controversial Angle is controversial.
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 09:08 PM
BTW, it wouldn't be Impact without an Angle segment to start
Xero
03-12-2009, 09:09 PM
Foley looks like an old dog with that hair.
Xero
03-12-2009, 09:09 PM
Yeah, I'm actually watching Impact. This is a low point for me.
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 09:09 PM
He looks more like a homeless man than ever.
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 09:10 PM
JB: a true pillar of journalistic talent
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 09:15 PM
Yeah, I'm actually watching Impact. This is a low point for me.

Don't worry, there's plenty of room below the line of tolerable wrestling to watch. CROSS THE LINE
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 09:17 PM
Foley was sifting through a garbage can outside of that business conference Jenna was at.
Xero
03-12-2009, 09:17 PM
Is there gonna be a GIMMICK MATCH tonight?

I bet there is!
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 09:18 PM
Maybe a match of TEN TACKS
Xero
03-12-2009, 09:19 PM
GORE! GORE! RHYNO BRAND GLUE! GORE!
Xero
03-12-2009, 09:20 PM
When did Daivari get the Camo gear?
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 09:20 PM
You know, I never really noticed until now, but for someone who likens themself to a rhino, Rhino has the shortest stride when he runs.
Xero
03-12-2009, 09:20 PM
DON WEST!
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 09:21 PM
Don West has the best tie in the history of the world.
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 09:22 PM
Haha Tenay is actually humoring West. And West is supposed to be the heel?
Xero
03-12-2009, 09:22 PM
lol
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 09:23 PM
That sig is fucking GOLD
Xero
03-12-2009, 09:23 PM
lol rollup
Xero
03-12-2009, 09:25 PM
Holy shit, Daivari is the new Undertaker!

Can't wait for the first ever Scarf-Covering Match!
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 09:27 PM
Man, JB gets no respect.
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 09:27 PM
Holy shit, Daivari is the new Undertaker!

Can't wait for the first ever Scarf-Covering Match!

Next week on Impact...
Xero
03-12-2009, 09:27 PM
Why do they need parasols inside the arena?
Xero
03-12-2009, 09:28 PM
Wish someone else would get in here.

:(
Xero
03-12-2009, 09:31 PM
:rofl:

What is Steiner wearing? I haven't been watching TNA at all, so I don't know what he's doing, but...

:rofl:
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 09:33 PM
Man I missed it, what was he wearing?
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 09:33 PM
It's ok though, he's just under stress. Samoa Joe has been trying to murder him with a machete for weeks
Xero
03-12-2009, 09:34 PM
Backwards hat and like a jogging suite. Pretty much something Cena would wear during his first run.

I think the hat threw me, but I'm so used to seeing me going around shirtless.
Xero
03-12-2009, 09:34 PM
It's ok though, he's just under stress. Samoa Joe has been trying to murder him with a machete for weeks

LOL, what!? Are you serious?

Man, TNA is AWESOME when watching it in WrestleCrapper mode.
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 09:35 PM
Those are the official Main Event Mafia track suits. Because all mafioso wear black and yellow running pants.
Xero
03-12-2009, 09:36 PM
Ah, okay.

Yeah, they look ridiculous.
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 09:36 PM
LOL, what!? Are you serious?

Man, TNA is AWESOME when watching it in WrestleCrapper mode.

I can't make this up. Samoa Joe is bringing his "Nation of Violence" to TNA, and Scott Steiner is his first victim. Two weeks in a row, he's pulled a giant machete on Steiner and threatened to slit his throat.
Xero
03-12-2009, 09:37 PM
:rofl:
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 09:37 PM
Sting picks Eric Young? He's fucked.
Xero
03-12-2009, 09:38 PM
lol
Xero
03-12-2009, 09:42 PM
LOL, no way...
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 09:43 PM
Samoa Joe is channeling the spirit of Mike Tyson
Xero
03-12-2009, 09:44 PM
2007 called, they want their gimmick back.
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 09:45 PM
Well that was only mildly racist.
Ruien
03-12-2009, 09:46 PM
Hi Xero.
Ruien
03-12-2009, 09:47 PM
And DarKCentaur.
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 09:49 PM
Kiyoshi? Hahaha Angle is better off kicking his ass
Ruien
03-12-2009, 09:49 PM
Kurt Angle is still gold.
SuperSlim
03-12-2009, 09:50 PM
wow... that was a waste
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 09:50 PM
What up holmes. (sorry, LAX rubs off on me)
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 09:50 PM
Matt Morgan has a bag with an as-of-yet undetermined amount of tacks in it. Is the point of the tack match to see who can count out 10,000 of them the fastest?
SuperSlim
03-12-2009, 09:52 PM
yep... the match of counting
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 09:52 PM
I can see why Abyss wants no part of it. What if he pokes himself on one?
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 09:52 PM
I dunno who's forehead is worse: D'Von's or New Jack's
SuperSlim
03-12-2009, 09:53 PM
New Jack's... you can't even make it out anymore
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 09:58 PM
Ok I need a beer now.
Xero
03-12-2009, 09:59 PM
:wave:
Ruien
03-12-2009, 10:01 PM
Why is he still in that insane shirt thing? Its been like 5 months.
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 10:01 PM
Wow, they're giving away this match now before the PPV?
Xero
03-12-2009, 10:02 PM
When are they going to do Mankind vs Abyss?
SuperSlim
03-12-2009, 10:02 PM
TNA makes my head hurt
Xero
03-12-2009, 10:02 PM
I see about ten tacks.
SuperSlim
03-12-2009, 10:03 PM
that was the gayest ending
Xero
03-12-2009, 10:03 PM
BAHGAWD BIG BOOT!
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 10:04 PM
Matt Morgan is gonna count and he's not leaving the ring until there's 10,000 dammit
SuperSlim
03-12-2009, 10:04 PM
and that's a crappy lookin tat on Mat's back. almost like he's trying to mimic Brock's tat but it's not even close
Xero
03-12-2009, 10:05 PM
Needs the penis sword first.
Xero
03-12-2009, 10:05 PM
EXACTLY 10,000!
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 10:05 PM
West is just so ridiculously over the top, and Tenay is just playing right into it. Then he pretends like West didn't even say anything
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 10:06 PM
I think Morgan cheated. I only counted 9,463
SuperSlim
03-12-2009, 10:08 PM
I counted 100... I refuse to count beyond 100
Xero
03-12-2009, 10:10 PM
Just moments ago, the thing I just watched happened.
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 10:11 PM
LOL fucking Don West. Yeah you tell him Mike.
Xero
03-12-2009, 10:12 PM
HE'S GONNA GETCHU!
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 10:12 PM
Abyss is a wet, wet man.
SuperSlim
03-12-2009, 10:12 PM
I missed it. I did see West leave again... and then Abyss spit all over the camera
Xero
03-12-2009, 10:12 PM
Does she approve of that sort of thing?
Xero
03-12-2009, 10:14 PM
Why are they still doing the Palin gimmick?
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 10:14 PM
WHOA WHOA WAIT since when is there a female ref?
Xero
03-12-2009, 10:14 PM
I don't know but I like that attire.
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 10:15 PM
Oh it's Traci Brooks.
Xero
03-12-2009, 10:15 PM
Is this a special referee match? I'm confused.
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 10:15 PM
Why is she a ref?
Xero
03-12-2009, 10:16 PM
TNA doesn't like explaining anything.
SuperSlim
03-12-2009, 10:17 PM
she refs some women's matches... I haven't heard why she does... but she does.
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 10:17 PM
As awesome as Foley is, I miss Don West.
Xero
03-12-2009, 10:17 PM
Here's your West Fix:
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 10:18 PM
JB is the perennial ladies man
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 10:19 PM
My thirst for West has been quenched. Thank you
Xero
03-12-2009, 10:19 PM
Is this like a One Night in Chyna contest?
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 10:20 PM
The Main Event Mafia, fresh off their jog around the Impact Zone...
Xero
03-12-2009, 10:21 PM
lol
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 10:21 PM
Is this like a One Night in Chyna contest?

Actually yes, that's exactly what it is. Except I'd say it's more frightening. At least with Chyna, you pretty much knew what was down there
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 10:22 PM
Although one of those guys from the videos they showed looked kinda like Festus. That amuses me.
Xero
03-12-2009, 10:23 PM
Well, he can't get any action without someone who has access to a ring bell.
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 10:24 PM
Oh man, I hope Booker kicks Tenay and Foley's ass, and we get the return of BLACK SNOW AND CHET LEMON
SuperSlim
03-12-2009, 10:25 PM
I think Shark Boy is gonna win it
Xero
03-12-2009, 10:27 PM
Foley succumbs to Big Poppa Pump's enormous pipe.
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 10:27 PM
Maybe it's just me, but that all seemed a little too real.
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 10:27 PM
We needed something to lighten the mood, like Samoa Joe. With a knife.
Xero
03-12-2009, 10:29 PM
What about Matt Morgan, with exactly 10,000 tacks?
SuperSlim
03-12-2009, 10:29 PM
what happened there? I was watching King of the Hill
Xero
03-12-2009, 10:30 PM
Steiner attacked Foley with a pipe.
Xero
03-12-2009, 10:31 PM
So what exactly is BG doing? Some kind of adviser? Road agent?
SuperSlim
03-12-2009, 10:32 PM
yeah he's a back stage guy now
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 10:32 PM
Ok, we get it. Ultimate X is dangerous.
Xero
03-12-2009, 10:33 PM
Ok, we get it. Ultimate X is dangerous.

And Suicide is mysterious.

And Rellik is Killer spelled backwards.
SuperSlim
03-12-2009, 10:33 PM
and now we get the black team vs. the white team
Xero
03-12-2009, 10:33 PM
Creed is supposed to be Apollo Creed.

And Lethal is supposed to be Randy Savage.
SuperSlim
03-12-2009, 10:33 PM
no wait... we get a random 8 man tag
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 10:34 PM
Hernandez has a bitchin' stache.
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 10:35 PM
That was some punishment: after attacking Foley for no reason, Steiner and Booker are escorted to the back... where they are forced to wait until their match starts.
SuperSlim
03-12-2009, 10:35 PM
I see it as a porno stache
SuperSlim
03-12-2009, 10:35 PM
I can't stand MCMG's tag team theme
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 10:36 PM
And Jarrett wonders why he doesn't get any respect.
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 10:36 PM
And Suicide is mysterious.

And Rellik is Killer spelled backwards.

MCMG are TNA Frontline in name only.
SuperSlim
03-12-2009, 10:37 PM
I hate Lethal as an imitation Randy Savage... when is he gonna stop it?
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 10:42 PM
Ultimate X is all about crossing the line
Xero
03-12-2009, 10:42 PM
Oh no, it's Mankind.
Xero
03-12-2009, 10:43 PM
He called them a bunch of goons! He sure showed them!
SuperSlim
03-12-2009, 10:44 PM
I think what would be pretty awesome in the Ultimate X match would be if Suicide did the BME and then unmasked after winning the X-Title... that'd get me watching at least that week.
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 10:46 PM
The warmth of his own blood makes Mick say things he doesn't mean. I expect him to go out and apologize.
SuperSlim
03-12-2009, 10:47 PM
who is that guy?
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 10:48 PM
Wow, Batista really let himself go.
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 10:49 PM
I was really hoping Sting's pyro went off and knocked down EY
SuperSlim
03-12-2009, 10:50 PM
I was really hoping Sting's pyro went off and knocked down EY

kinda like the Jeff Hardy pyro thing?

how come Eric isn't scared of pyro anymore?
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 10:54 PM
I guess they don't make MEM Track Suits in XXXL.

I dunno, I guess if there's no pyro, he can't be scared.
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 10:55 PM
If I was at the arena, and THIS is the main event, I'd be throwing shit into the ring.
Juan
03-12-2009, 10:55 PM
Has Stevie Richards debuted yet?
SuperSlim
03-12-2009, 10:57 PM
that looked like a samoan drop
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 10:57 PM
Nah, they didn't even do Dr. Stevie tonight. He'll probably debut on Sunday
Juan
03-12-2009, 10:57 PM
What PPV is on sunday? Destination X?
SuperSlim
03-12-2009, 10:58 PM
that would be my assumption
SuperSlim
03-12-2009, 10:58 PM
those chair shots suck
DarKCentaur
03-12-2009, 11:01 PM
I love the selective censoring
BigDaddyCool
03-13-2009, 09:29 AM
This is not BDCA.
DarKCentaur
03-13-2009, 06:28 PM
Yeah that was my bad. Been a while since I started a thread. Jesus frowns upon me :(
Juan
03-13-2009, 07:19 PM
Every time someone apologizes to BDC, an Ethiopian child dies of malaria.
Kane86
03-13-2009, 08:23 PM
Suicide I can't stress enough how they made that into one giant cluster fuck.



:nono::n:
BigDaddyCool
03-13-2009, 09:35 PM
Every time someone apologizes to BDC, an Ethiopian child dies of malaria.

They die a lot more often than that.