The NOT BDCA TNA Thread for 3/19/09

[DarKCentaur]

From www.tnawrestling.com:

Tonight, TNA Wrestling returns to SpikeTV for two hours of Total Nonstop Action featuring the aftermath of the Destination X Pay-Per-View event.

Below is an early preview of what is scheduled to take place - card is subject to change!

- After Sunday's PPV, Kurt Angle was livid about the ending to the main event, as special referee Jeff Jarrett gave Sting the assist to retain the TNA World Heavyweight Championship after Jarrett decked Angle, allowing Sting to hit the Scorpion Deathdrop! Has Angle reached his breaking point with Sting, Jarrett and Mick Foley - and if so, what hell will break loose this Thursday night on SpikeTV?

- Plus, sources tell us that "iMPACT!" will feature one of the biggest main events in the broadcast's history! More details to come...

- In X Division tag team action, it will be The Motor City Machineguns taking on Japanese newcomers "No Limit" (Yujiro and Tetsuya Naito)

- In Knockouts action, Taylor Wilde teams up with ODB to battle Women's Champion Awesome Kong and Raisha Saeed

- Plus, we'll hear from NEW TNA Legends Champion "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles, as well as an update on NEW X Division Champion Suicide!

All this and much more on huge Thursday's "iMPACT!" on SpikeTV starting at 9pm ET, plus news on the upcoming "Lockdown" epic event!

[DarKCentaur]

I think their sources regarding the main event might be one Tony S.

[DarKCentaur]

Wait, was Christian still in that intro?

[DarKCentaur]

Aaaaand here's Angle to open!

[DarKCentaur]

Scott Steiner looks like an 18-year old stoner that's going trick-or-treating

[DarKCentaur]

Kurt has a point: the concept of TNA management is laughable.

[DarKCentaur]

Kurt Angle has integrity! And intensity and intelligence, as well.

[DarKCentaur]

Hi mom

[The Show Off]

A one man thread?

[DarKCentaur]

Don West has another bad-ass tie. I love this man

[DarKCentaur]

Two now. Yay!

[DarKCentaur]

Ok, Ultimate X looked like an awesome fucking match.

[DarKCentaur]

Haha what, is every tag team in TNA a champion of some sort?

[DarKCentaur]

Wow, the poor man's Kaientai.

[Juan]

This has been a good match.

[Volare]

I'm at work...and I'd rather be here too, instead of having to sit and watch TNA.

[DarKCentaur]

That was a good match. But it's hard to take a team named No Limit seriously. Especially considering Master P is nowhere in sight.

[Volare]

Make em say Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Juan]

They don't care about Master P in Japan

[Juan]

lol Bubba's haircut

[DarKCentaur]

Beer Money isn't a joke. Driving a beer cooler is a very serious matter

[Volare]

That's Hardcore!

[DarKCentaur]

Team 3D is actually from Long Island.

[Juan]

but obviously they're alluding to ECW

[DarKCentaur]

I'm aware. I'm just saying

[Juan]

This is probably the 3rd or 4th episode of Impact I've ever watched.

[DarKCentaur]

HAHA Foley is so mocking JB, and he doesn't even realize.

[DarKCentaur]

Did Don West and Mike Tenay kiss and makeup? Or is West only "selectively" heel

[Juan]

Those are big ass red panties

[DarKCentaur]

They're like Big Show tights

[DarKCentaur]

Don't worry Kong, I'd be afraid of Cody Deaner too

[The Show Off]

Did Don West and Mike Tenay kiss and makeup? Or is West only "selectively" heel

I think Don West is just really bad at playing a heel.

[DarKCentaur]

What the hell is up with JB tonight? This interview seems so uncomfortable.

[DarKCentaur]

Kurt DID have to kick the nuts!

[Juan]

lol THIS IS THE MOST VIOLENT I'VE EVER SEEN A HUMAN BEING BE!!!

[DarKCentaur]

Clearly this will lead to Bashir donning the trick-or-treat tracksuit that Steiner had on earlier.

[Innovator]

KIP IS GONE! REJOICE!

Sorry TOVO

[DarKCentaur]

Honestly, I think Lauren is hotter than Angelina and Velvet Sky. Then again, beggars certainly can't be choosers.

[Juan]

So AJ is a legend now?

[DarKCentaur]

AJ is one legendary bitch-boy.

[DarKCentaur]

Uh-oh, Don West's second personality has arrived!

[Innovator]

His only personality

[DarKCentaur]

Maybe it's just me, but the fact that the Governor wrestles barefoot really bothers me.

[Juan]

Works for Umaga

[Juan]

lol speaking of that, she did that Umaga ass bump in the corner

[Innovator]

Why is Daffney still being Palin?

[DarKCentaur]

HAHA thank you Don West, I noticed the same thing about the scissors.

[Juan]

Good song

[DarKCentaur]

Is Samoa Joe sending Daivari back to the WWE? I hope he cuts Dolph Ziggler's throat

[DarKCentaur]

Wow, they're giving the main event a lot of time for once.

[DarKCentaur]

Wow, a clusterfuck and there's still 15 minutes left?

[Juan]

S-L-O-P-P-Y

[DarKCentaur]

Mick Foley just CROSSED THE LINE

[Juan]

what how did Sting make Foley's career??

[The Show Off]

Wow Foley can still pull off a great promo. On that promo alone I want to see Foley vs. Sting.... Than again they're two of my favorites of all time so that might help.

[CSL]

what how did Sting make Foley's career??

I think 'made' is a bit strong but they had some hot matches that elevated Mick in the early 90's in Dubya Cee Dubya

Also

Ok, Ultimate X looked like an awesome fucking match.

It wasn't

[Hornicane]

This is maybe the second episode of TNA I've ever watched.

Is it normally this ri-goddamn-diculous? :wtf:

[Hornicane]

Like, Foley's promo was the only thing that wasn't groan-inducing.

[DarKCentaur]

That actually wasn't as ridiculous as it usually is. Tonight felt very tame and laid-back compared to what they've been doing.

[Dorkchop]

I watched some of this show and I really wonder what happened to TNA. A couple of years ago they were a company that had a long way to go, but were showing signs of improvement. Now they are just complete ass. The only thing I've found consistently entertaining in TNA has been Sting... and I'm not even a mark for him anymore.

I hate to put down TNA so much, but their booking, story lines and characters have become pretty ridiculous. Samoa Joe is the worst out of all of them. Do you remember when he was an unstoppable machine? What is he now... a murderer? Fuck Samoa Joe.

[Volare]

He's Gangsta!

[BigDaddyCool]

Wrong this one has actually be approved.