View Full Version : Why I hate Samoa Joe
Dorkchop
03-21-2009, 07:15 PM
....... and TNA.
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Joe looks ridiculous in his new get-up
Funky Fly
03-21-2009, 07:18 PM
ROFL WTF was that?
He is like civilised Umaga now or what?
The Fonz
03-21-2009, 07:20 PM
It's like the anti-version of Jericho's heel turn.
Hornicane
03-21-2009, 07:25 PM
Samoa Joe will kill your ass.
Apparently.
Don West: THIS IS THE MOST VIOLENT I'VE EVER SEEN A HUMAN BEING BE!!!
ron the dial
03-21-2009, 07:28 PM
yeah i watched Destination X somehow and this whole Nation of Violence thing is fucking ridiculous and i hate his facepaint and pants and did he get fatter? pretty useless really. i hate tna.
Innovator
03-21-2009, 07:33 PM
Cross between Umaga, Abdullah, and Bastion Booger. Sweet. Thanks TNA.
Ruien
03-21-2009, 07:37 PM
I found it entertaining.
screech
03-21-2009, 07:38 PM
Joe is such a fat sack of shit.
thedamndest
03-21-2009, 08:11 PM
Samoan Mike Tyson.
The Optimist
03-21-2009, 08:56 PM
Shit. This is stupid.
I love Joe usually.
BigDaddyCool
03-21-2009, 10:19 PM
i already hated joe. This does nothing to change my opinion.
IC Champion
03-21-2009, 10:24 PM
Good Ole Soma Joe.
FourFifty
03-21-2009, 10:25 PM
I've hated Soma Joe before you.
Hell, I was the one to come up with "Soma Joe" shortly after Nick Dismore got in trouble overseas for somas. That'll tell you how long I've been talking shit about him.
At least Big Daddy V can be a monster.
Theo Dious
03-21-2009, 10:26 PM
Seriously, when did the Samoan cheesburger machine become generic foreign psycho wrestler #829303?
FourFifty
03-21-2009, 10:28 PM
Seriously, when did the Samoan cheesburger machine become generic foreign psycho wrestler #829303?
I think this was shortly after either Dicksie Carter or Good Ol' Double J saw "The Best of Umaga" dvd on the shelf at WalMart.
Theo Dious
03-21-2009, 10:33 PM
I think this was shortly after either Dicksie Carter or Good Ol' Double J saw "The Best of Umaga" dvd on the shelf at WalMart.
*runs off to buy said DVD*
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Damn your comedy inspired lies!
FourFifty
03-21-2009, 10:47 PM
I has me some mad Pidget Love.
And yes, I've been drinking.
Theo Dious
03-21-2009, 10:49 PM
Excellent, Sir, excellent.
Theo Dious
03-21-2009, 10:53 PM
Drunk on what, btw?
Soma Joe now looks exactly like the retard who lives across the street from me.
I shit you not.
Sting Fan
03-22-2009, 12:37 AM
That was anticlimactic.
SAMOA JOE: "Hey Doctor Cox. I got this new face paint and I was thinking maybe you could wear it and we could be face paint buddies."
COX: "From now on, whenever I'm around, you're not aloud to tawlk."
*Nose rub, walk away*
Pretty meh, Joe looks fucking awful.
Mick Foley in this however was fantastic.
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I don't watch TNA but this made me wanna keep track of their feud. God I miss good promos
BobBitchen
03-22-2009, 05:44 AM
i already hated joe. This does nothing to change my opinion.
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Volare
03-22-2009, 05:46 AM
Psychotic Foley talking....DAMN I miss that!
O.K...TNA might have me for....(god I can't believe I'm saying it) for 1 and only 1 match. Hell do a seperate thread dedicated to this feud. At least it will help seperate the other "stuff" on TNA from this.
TheHaunted
03-22-2009, 10:19 AM
I Quite Like Samoa Joe,
But the Nation of Violence Is incredibly stupid!
Fignuts
03-22-2009, 11:39 AM
It looks like a car ran over hs face, in hilarious cartoon fashion.
James Steele
03-22-2009, 03:45 PM
:rofl:
Is TNA serious?
They're totally non-stop serious.
Kane86
03-22-2009, 06:31 PM
I've hated Soma Joe before you.
Hell, I was the one to come up with "Soma Joe" shortly after Nick Dismore got in trouble overseas for somas. That'll tell you how long I've been talking shit about him.
At least Big Daddy V can be a monster.
Shut the fuck up. Nobody cares about your lies.
Kane86
03-22-2009, 06:32 PM
I think its sad because I bet before they put the world title on here at least 75 percent of people on this forum were crying about how is not int he world title picture enough.
Joe is great plain and simple as that.
FourFifty is one of the reasons Sep. 11th happened.
Don't get me started on September 11th, Kane86, you fuck.
interforce
03-23-2009, 12:08 AM
Joe is great plain and simple as that.
FourFifty is one of the reasons Sep. 11th happened.
Joe is a fat piece of shit plain and simple as that.
Kane86 you are one of the reasons condoms exist
Kane86
03-23-2009, 12:13 AM
Don't get me started on September 11th, Kane86, you fuck.
Oh please do get started what sob story are you going to tell me.
Kane86
03-23-2009, 12:13 AM
Joe is a fat piece of shit plain and simple as that.
Kane86 you are one of the reasons condoms exist
You were one of those fans I was talking about. I can feel it poser.
interforce
03-23-2009, 12:21 AM
Homo
Kane86
03-23-2009, 12:27 AM
Real Original
DarKCentaur
03-23-2009, 01:06 AM
It looks like a car ran over hs face, in hilarious cartoon fashion.
:lol:
Mr. Nerfect
03-23-2009, 08:55 PM
It's sad more than anything. Samoa Joe started as a sure thing for TNA. It's kind of funny that Umaga was originally a WWE-ised answer to Samoa Joe, and now Umaga looks like a goofy knock-off of Umaga.
I do like the idea of Samoa Joe returning and trying to kick things up a notch. I don't mind the "Nation of Violence" name, but I don't like the way it's being represented. If Joe sort of a made a group more focused and defined than the Frontline (because TNA fucked that), then I would be all for this. Especially if it featured Kurt Angle as TNA World Heavyweight Champion, and again being hunted by Joe.
The whole knife and tribal bullshit is ridiculous, though. They should have just brought Joe back more focused, with AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels aligning themselves with him. It leads a TNA where Samoa Joe wins the TNA World Heavyweight Championship, AJ Styles is the Legends Champion, Christopher Daniels stops this bullshit as Suicide as X-Division Champion and two other guys aligned with Joe serve as TNA World Tag Team Champions. They could be The LAX, Eric Young & Jay Lethal, Lethal Consequences or even a face-turned Beer Money (hey, Roode and Booker hate each other).
Xerzes
03-24-2009, 02:27 AM
He's got a dick drawn on his face.
Ironballs
03-24-2009, 08:00 AM
What is Joe wearing? I'm glad i don't keep up with TNA anymore.
That Foley promo was quite good. Just not good enough to have me interested in a program involving Sting.
St. Jimmy
03-24-2009, 09:05 AM
The more I think about it the 'Line' TNA is always telling us to cross has to be the point of no return, and if that's the case they're way the fuck past that.
Look at it like this:
Joe is a fat fuck chasing people with a knife. DQ's are clearly not wins.
Suicide is <spoiler>Christopher Daniels</spoiler> in a fucking suit made for an injured<spoiler>Kazarian</spoiler> and one he comes back and they're done with <spoiler>Christopher Daniels</spoiler> they'll end up doing nothing with him and won't be credited for the title win.. THANKS FOR SAVING OUR SHIT GIMMICK LOL.
AJ Styles is piss boring and looks like a fucking midget when he's wearing that belt.
Don West as a heel just makes me realise even more how fucking huge his dome is, he is clearly not human.
Lastly, MEM is a terrible fucking stable. Sting needs to just be a god-damned face and have a fantastic match with Foley. Angle and Jarrett need to have their mutual-cocksucking match and be done and then move on to getting someone new into the title picture. Its
getting stale.
RatedGSuperstar
03-24-2009, 12:21 PM
I really want to like TNA. I really really do. They just make it so damn hard. It's like that hot girl that you see every once and awhile, but once she opens her mouth she instantly becomes 70% less attractive.
They need to step away from their current business model (1. Copy WWE 2. ??? 3. PROFIT!) and concentrate on putting on good matches. Your two hour show should not include 13 minutes of wrestling.
DaveWadding
03-24-2009, 01:09 PM
kick things up a notch.
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BAM!
screech
03-24-2009, 03:34 PM
I really want to like TNA. I really really do. They just make it so damn hard. It's like that hot girl that you see every once and awhile, but once she opens her mouth she instantly becomes 70% less attractive.
They need to step away from their current business model (1. Copy WWE 2. ??? 3. PROFIT!) and concentrate on putting on good matches. Your two hour show should not include 13 minutes of wrestling.
This exactly. It would serve TNA better to be an alternative to, rather than competition for, WWE. Focusing on wrestling rather than the abundance of useless promos should be a top priority.
Volare
03-24-2009, 03:41 PM
ROH is going to be the #2...gotta admit that.
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