View Full Version : Watch Bret bitch and moan about Montreal for an hour and a half for free
http://www.nfb.ca/film/hitman_hart_wrestling_with_shadows/
Nark Order
03-23-2009, 03:47 PM
I've watched Bret bitch and moan about Montreal for the last 10 years for free.
Destor
03-23-2009, 03:50 PM
Montreal is a work.
So was Eddie's death.
Cause, you know, he's a compulsive liar.
BigDaddyCool
03-23-2009, 03:55 PM
I think that is old.
Dave Youell
03-23-2009, 04:06 PM
What happened in Montreal?
James Steele
03-23-2009, 04:45 PM
Bret was humbled by the Camel Clutch that is Vince McMahon's power.
DAMN iNATOR
03-23-2009, 05:16 PM
What happened in Montreal?
Something about a "screwjob" (is that what they're calling 'em these days?), I dunno...
Disturbed316
03-23-2009, 05:29 PM
Watch out for his wife...especially YOU Hunter!
BigDaddyCool
03-23-2009, 05:30 PM
"Sunny is just a friend" lol
Jeritron
03-23-2009, 06:13 PM
Sunny is everyone's friend
parkmania
03-23-2009, 06:16 PM
Especially Fondle Me Elmo's.
Theo Dious
03-23-2009, 11:42 PM
"Sunny is just a friend" lol
I've fucked a number of "just friends," Bret.
Theo Dious
03-23-2009, 11:42 PM
She's just a friend... who likes to conveniently sit on men's penises.
Theo Dious
03-23-2009, 11:42 PM
Yeah... use the second one, I think it was funnier.
He's really only bitching about it for the last 10 minutes.
Rammsteinmad
03-24-2009, 02:54 AM
I remember really wanting to watch this when it first come out ten years ago. Now I couldn't care less.
Ben Rodrigues
03-24-2009, 05:14 AM
Awesome documentary.
Blue Demon
03-24-2009, 07:08 AM
http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1953/60/66/516098686/n516098686_1326815_5802.jpg
Me screwing over Bret for the title by shaking his hand.
Volare
03-24-2009, 09:02 PM
She's just a friend... who likes to conveniently falls on men's penises.
Use that one. :)
Theo Dious
03-24-2009, 09:20 PM
Also, I love how the first thing you see on the screen as it opens is "high road productions." :rofl:
Loose Cannon
03-24-2009, 09:33 PM
lol high road.
Loose Cannon
03-24-2009, 09:37 PM
http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1953/60/66/516098686/n516098686_1326815_5802.jpg
Me screwing over Bret for the title by shaking his hand.
:y:
the hand of god
Theo Dious
03-24-2009, 10:58 PM
You know, after watching this I have even less respect for Bret, and the core of it all is the fact that he somehow thinks that "I'm proud to be a hero and that I always do the right thing" and "it was the right thing to do to solve my problems with Vince McMahon with violence" don't contradict each other.
Zen v.W.o.
03-25-2009, 01:16 AM
Vince deserved a punch in the face. He basically fucking asked for it.
Fuckin yankee pussies, dont fuck with a canuck if you dont wanna hit the pavement.
jindrak
03-25-2009, 01:17 AM
Vince deserved a punch in the face. He basically fucking asked for it.
Fuckin yankee pussies, dont fuck with a canuck if you dont wanna hit the pavement.
:love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love:
jindrak
03-25-2009, 01:18 AM
The LOVE is for Zen, btw.
Not Booked
03-25-2009, 03:46 AM
You know, after watching this I have even less respect for Bret, and the core of it all is the fact that he somehow thinks that "I'm proud to be a hero and that I always do the right thing" and "it was the right thing to do to solve my problems with Vince McMahon with violence" don't contradict each other.
How the hell does anyone get that from the movie :|
Destor
03-25-2009, 04:19 AM
Cause he says one and does the other?
Destor
03-25-2009, 04:20 AM
Anyway I disagree with Tedious. Hitting a guy who did you wrong in the face is heroic. He's ajust a pussy who'se been brainwashed by this PC age.
MAN UP TEDIOUS
Destor
03-25-2009, 04:21 AM
Bret had it coming though, the only reason he didn't want to job is because he's a mark for himself.
Destor
03-25-2009, 04:21 AM
YOu always job on your way out, every wrestler knows this.
Zen v.W.o.
03-25-2009, 05:07 PM
YOu always job on your way out, every wrestler knows this.
Hogan didnt.
Besides, he would have jobbed, but HBK wasnt a worthy person to job to.
Destor
03-25-2009, 05:16 PM
None of that is relevent. The only thing that says is Hogan is equally shitty and every bit the mark for himself Bret is. "HBM isn't worthy to go over me." It's a fucking work. It's not some real compititon and it's not a real title.
Bret=mark.
Hogan's a bigger shit stain than Bret, overall.
Jeritron
03-25-2009, 05:39 PM
I've seen this documentary a few times before. Here are my thoughts:
Everyone played a part, I don't really care who was "right or wrong." What does, to this day, perplex me is the dynamics of the whole "saga". Nobody's any less of a good person for any of it.
Maybe one is harsh, maybe one is a crybaby. Oh well. It's not like they did anything morally reprehensible.
Bret was out of line in being so difficult about dropping the belt, and Vince was swift in his approach to it. He didn't do the nice thing. He didn't trust him, and he chose that the future of his company wasn't worth betting on the relationship.
Oh well.
We all know Vince doesn't hold any punches when it comes to business. As for Bret, I think he is a good guy and being a good guy is important to him. It's sad that he truly feels wronged. If he wants to take things at face value he was, but he brought it on himself. There's a history that comes before the boiling point. It's like a guy running around on the highway for hours and getting enraged at the guy who hits him.
Also, we're talking about a title change in a fixed sport here. It's not so bad. The problem is to Bret it's like the worst thing ever. Bret seems to think his kayfabe legacy/character being tarnished is the equivalent of someone killing his family. It's a bit disturbing just how into his own hype he is. Just like Hogan, and a lot of these other guys, I think they have personal issues that drive them to "live the gimmick" and identify more with their in-ring persona and fans, rather than with themselves and their family.
Sad.
I think he has too much pride, and is stubborn as hell. I also don't think he's the happiest human being on the face of this earth. I don't know him, but he doesn't seem like the most fun-loving guy. He seems humdrum, bitter, often times angry, and seeing his personal life and relationships with his wife/father is borderline depressing.
I think he's got that old school, uptight personality of a 1920s coal miner.
Just a lot of strange stuff going on there.
Jeritron
03-25-2009, 05:43 PM
I also think he has "daddy issues."
Seems like Vince was a second father to him too. Uh oh.
Nark Order
03-25-2009, 07:56 PM
Zen, shut the fuck up. Honestly. You only post when Bret threads come up. You might as well be a sock.
Zen v.W.o.
03-25-2009, 07:59 PM
wtf are you talking about?
Also, tell me when something in the current product is ever worth discussing. Wrestling sucks now, period.
Nark Order
03-25-2009, 08:04 PM
No, you always use that as a scapegoat. I'm convinced you really are completely in love with him or are a complete sock. You suck Bret's cock in 90% of your posts and you somehow ALWAYS know there is a Bret thread despite not posting much. Do your balls start tingling or something?
Zen v.W.o.
03-25-2009, 08:07 PM
It's really difficult to notice a Bret thread while browsing I guess. Posting infrequently doesnt mean I do not know what is going on around these parts.
My balls are however tingling atm.
http://www.tpww.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=26&pictureid=291
StingerSplash4Lyf
03-25-2009, 08:09 PM
zen sucks and so does bret
Zen v.W.o.
03-25-2009, 08:11 PM
who the fuck is this turd?
A fuckin sting fan. STING, lol.
StingerSplash4Lyf
03-25-2009, 08:12 PM
http://www.yayboo.com/photos/0/lg/8270.jpg
Zen v.W.o.
03-25-2009, 08:13 PM
http://www.yayboo.com/photos/0/lg/8270.jpg
He's awful, doesnt even know how to properly apply the hold. Looks as bad as Rocks.
StingerSplash4Lyf
03-25-2009, 08:14 PM
http://www.jochenvaneden.com/portfolio/Popular/slides/Bret%20Hart.jpg
Sting was doing the Sharpshooter/Death Lock before Bret, just throwing that out there/shit stirring
Zen v.W.o.
03-25-2009, 08:17 PM
http://www.jochenvaneden.com/portfolio/Popular/slides/Bret%20Hart.jpg
I bet HBK wishes he could look half as good at the age of 50. Instead, the kid is bald and trying to hold on to his "boy toy" days, rather desperately.
It's really rather sad.
Zen v.W.o.
03-25-2009, 08:18 PM
I LOVE YOU BRET HART!!!
:heart:
Theo Dious
03-25-2009, 08:25 PM
Hogan didnt.
Besides, he would have jobbed, but HBK wasnt a worthy person to job to.
Actually, Hogan jobbed to Yokozuna when he left the WWF. So you're stupid and wrong on both points. Hogan/Michaels wasn't "on his way out," it was the tail end of a guest appearance.
Hogan's a bigger shit stain than Bret, overall.
True, which is why I'm laughing at Zen all the more.
Nark Order
03-25-2009, 08:37 PM
Last I looked, Shawn is still proving that he is one of the best ever to this very day.
In Bret's defence on that point, he is like 8 years older and Shawn was never bludgeoned by Goldberg's foot
Nark Order
03-25-2009, 09:03 PM
True, but it isn't like Shawn's career has been injury free either. You can't really compare the two injuries I guess but you can compare the people themselves. Shawn had lots of problems, fixed them, and now he is one of the best in the world and has a semi-clean conscience. Bret had one problem, bitched about it for like 10 years and will die a bitter old man because of it.
Theo Dious
03-25-2009, 09:20 PM
I fully expect the phrase "God screwed Bret" to be inscribed on Bret's tombstone.
If not, I plan to vandalise it there.
Bret wouldn't lose to Michaels because he told him after XII that he wouldn't return the favor.
I fully expect the phrase "God screwed Bret" to be inscribed on Bret's tombstone.
If not, I plan to vandalise it there.
With obligatory "DX" logo beside it.
http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1953/60/66/516098686/n516098686_1326815_5802.jpg
Me screwing over Bret for the title by shaking his hand.
Looks like that little girl is gonna steal one of the copy and hide it in her jacket. BRET IS SO SCREWED! :'(
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