Candidates for worst song ever created [Archive]

OssMan

03-25-2009, 11:13 AM

Asher Roth - I Love College

I heard this song on the radio in someone's car the other day and it made me absolutely furious about a whole bunch of things, mostly how now it is "cool" to take advantage of everyone and everything in existence and how a record company gave the guy a deal because they knew morons would eat it up. It's like the kid took a conversation he had with a frat boy and turned it into lyrics. "That party last night was off the crazy, I wish we taped it. I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked." Everyone seems to love the song too.

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The other one is Dancing in the Moonlight by Toploader. It's actually fun to listen to, but it's some of the worst songwriting I have ever seen

The Mask

03-25-2009, 11:34 AM

isn't it "awfully crazy"? that would make more sense. but yes. i've got through about 15 seconds of it and now i'm gonna click post and never listen to it again.

Savio

03-25-2009, 11:56 AM

Its nothing special but its not the worst song ever created

#BROKEN Hasney

03-25-2009, 12:36 PM

Hold up, let me see if I can find penner's last.fm page for this.

OssMan

03-25-2009, 12:58 PM

I thought it was some form of pseudo-slang, perhaps if something was "crazy" as well as "off the hook" it would be called "off the crazy"

OssMan

03-25-2009, 01:00 PM

Its nothing special but its not the worst song ever created
Noh because you exhibit the exact behavior that the song is all about. You love going to frat parties and dancing your ass off and drink your beer and smoke your weed so you are like hey brah I can relate to this bro it's not that bad because it's about things I like

LoDownM

03-25-2009, 01:12 PM

I don't get the hype over Asher Roth. He's terrible.

Penner

03-25-2009, 01:23 PM

LFO - Summergirls

"New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits, chinese food makes me sick...

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thedamndest

03-25-2009, 02:07 PM

There is no need to worry, as he and most of his fans will probably be in college for most of their lives.

Skippord

03-25-2009, 02:54 PM

yeah I'm gonna go with that LFO song

DrA

03-25-2009, 03:00 PM

I wish I taped that party last night.

thedamndest

03-25-2009, 03:05 PM

Obviously that guy isn't a real college guy because he would have hidden cameras to capture his wild party antics and chronicle his hook-ups with passed out sluts.

WestNZ

03-25-2009, 03:21 PM

that LFO song is sooooo bad its not even worth explaining any more

IC Champion

03-25-2009, 03:26 PM

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OssMan

03-25-2009, 03:39 PM

check out the ICEE product placement in that one innit

ron the dial

03-25-2009, 03:50 PM

are you fucking nuts Instant Classic?

it's really weird because i thought of that exact song when i saw the lfo video but refrained from posting it because it is an awesome song and not the worst ever created

Juan

03-25-2009, 03:53 PM

Steal My Sunshine reminds me of the laid back 90's. Not the worst song ever written .

IC Champion

03-25-2009, 04:03 PM

WestNZ

03-25-2009, 06:04 PM

another song worth putting here is the theme music to Friends. that was soooo bad

Downunder

03-25-2009, 08:13 PM

Hold up, let me see if I can find penner's last.fm page for this.

:lol:

Fabien Barthez

03-25-2009, 09:29 PM

I would rather listen to this shite every day than ever heard that no handlebars song again.

Nearly ruined my summer last year, did that. It's not pop, it's not hip hop. It's just not fucking good.

DrA

03-26-2009, 08:24 AM

I can't get over how ridiculous that song is. It's just one giant cliche.

Penner

03-26-2009, 10:16 AM

Hold up, let me see if I can find penner's last.fm page for this.

ha ha

IC Champion

03-26-2009, 02:19 PM

I can't get over how ridiculous that song is. It's just one giant cliche.

which one?

Zen v.W.o.

03-26-2009, 07:10 PM

The chick from Len went to my high school.

DAMN iNATOR

03-26-2009, 08:01 PM

"Mmmbop" by Hanson has got to be #1.

Triple Naitch

03-26-2009, 08:13 PM

Asher Roth went to the same college as me. He dropped out. Guess he didn't love college all that much.

toxic rooster

03-26-2009, 09:01 PM

Steal my Sunshine is a classic.

Don't worry folks. Instant Classic has been neg repped.

Triple Naitch

03-26-2009, 09:46 PM

OssMan

03-26-2009, 10:46 PM

Chacarron is awesome

IC Champion

03-26-2009, 11:16 PM

Steal my Sunshine is a classic.

Don't worry folks. Instant Classic has been neg repped.

I wasn't even suggesting it as the worse, I just thought of it when I heard LFO. Its by no means great.

IC Champion

03-27-2009, 02:51 PM

mitchables

03-28-2009, 08:17 AM

Corndad

03-28-2009, 10:07 PM

Rollerskategirl

03-28-2009, 10:25 PM

Anything from Green Day's American Idiot.

Rollerskategirl

03-28-2009, 10:26 PM

Or this. It actually went to number 1 in Australia :(

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CSL

03-28-2009, 11:06 PM

"Mmmbop" by Hanson has got to be #1.

I will cut your throat whilst you sleep

Juan

03-29-2009, 02:13 AM

My Final Heaven

03-29-2009, 10:04 AM

DAMN iNATOR

03-29-2009, 10:21 AM

Anything from Green Day's American Idiot.

Pfft...American Idiot was Green Day's best album to date, even if it was politically themed...

WestNZ

03-29-2009, 04:28 PM

maybe, with all the shit songs being posted here, we can make a mix CD and sell it to the people that think they are good songs. could make a killing off of it. could call it "THE BEST SHIT MUSIC EVER"

Shadow

03-29-2009, 05:02 PM

You mean Now that's What I Call Music vol. 666?

Rollerskategirl

03-30-2009, 03:57 AM

Pfft...American Idiot was Green Day's best album to date, even if it was politically themed...

Assman, according to TD you may disagree with this ;)

Mooияakeя™

03-30-2009, 01:12 PM

ct2k

04-01-2009, 12:44 PM

Anything by 'The Script', they make me want to kill myself, fucking disgusts me that they were given a recording deal

Seth82

06-17-2009, 03:36 PM

How about this one....

Crash Test Dummies ~ MMM MMM MMM
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road doggy dogg

06-17-2009, 09:06 PM

Are you fucking kidding me? That's an amazing song.
crossrine

road doggy dogg

06-17-2009, 09:07 PM

(The Crash Test Dummies one, that college one is utter shit)
crossrine

Wehttam

06-17-2009, 10:07 PM

Are you fucking kidding me? That's an amazing song.
crossrine
stay calm, rdd, this guy is a dumbass so just leave him be. he's a bit emotional

Seth82

06-17-2009, 10:27 PM

I am a dumbass huh yeah sure pal...

Then what the hell does that make you cause you sure aint no fucking einstein

As for being emotional just what am I supposed to be as everyone shows emotions unless your dead or not human

road doggy dogg

06-17-2009, 10:28 PM

I don't wanna get in a pissing contest, but that is in no way the worst song ever.
crossrine

Seth82

06-17-2009, 10:31 PM

No but it is kinda shitty

Seth82

06-17-2009, 10:32 PM

Haddaway's What is Love is pretty shitty too...

Hornicane

06-17-2009, 10:33 PM

OK, that statement is just complete BS, I'm sorry.

Wehttam

06-17-2009, 11:28 PM

I am a dumbass yep.

dont need to quote the rest of the post as it further illustrates this point well.

Gertner

06-18-2009, 01:52 AM

I agree with RDD. Pretty sweet song.

DaveWadding

06-19-2009, 02:35 PM

Big Fat Mike

06-19-2009, 02:51 PM

El Vaquero de Infierno

06-19-2009, 02:56 PM

Are you fucking kidding me? That's an amazing song.
crossrine

For once RDD and are in agreement.

Might put some crash test dummies on, now.

The Mask

06-19-2009, 05:45 PM

never heard that crash test dummies song before but i really like it :$ which is awesome cause i can't find much i like anymore.

El Vaquero de Infierno

06-19-2009, 05:53 PM

How can you not have heard that crash test dummies song? It was like constantly played during 93/94.

road doggy dogg

06-20-2009, 12:16 PM

Weird Al parodied it, even.
crossrine

St. Jimmy

06-20-2009, 01:48 PM

Hornicane

06-20-2009, 01:51 PM

I love Liam Lynch. :-\

The Destroyer

06-20-2009, 02:04 PM

I'm inclined to agree with Wadding. Ugh.

The Mask

06-20-2009, 02:39 PM

srsly that crash test dummies one is amazing. can't stop listening to it. probably my favourite song i've heard in the past year.

The Destroyer

06-20-2009, 03:28 PM

It only came out 15 years ago.

The Mask

06-20-2009, 03:31 PM

i know that you fat gay jock cunt. fuck.

Krimzon7

06-20-2009, 04:31 PM

Four non blondes what going on.

Haze

06-21-2009, 12:32 PM

El Vaquero de Infierno

06-21-2009, 02:07 PM

srsly that crash test dummies one is amazing. can't stop listening to it. probably my favourite song i've heard in the past year.

Download their, "Afternoons And Coffeespoons", song.

Tasty.

The whole "God shuffled his feet" album is pretty decent. Took me awhile to get into, but still, pretty decent.

The Mask

06-21-2009, 02:27 PM

ok tried it. didn't do much for me. i sort of enjoy the dark lyrical content and the haunting shimmering sound of that mmm song. and the segue into the chorus is mint too.

ct2k

06-21-2009, 03:13 PM

Winner =

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Fuckin seriously so awful, it is to UK hip hop what Soulja Boy is in the US

The Mask

06-21-2009, 04:14 PM

hip hop needs something that is to hip hop what punk was to the over bloated monster rock when it broke. it's turned into some horrible shiny polished turd and lost everything that made 80s/early 90s hip hop fantastic.

ct2k

06-21-2009, 04:25 PM

I think a lot of grime fits that bill personally, it's a genre which is decidedly British too, which is always good

The Destroyer

06-21-2009, 05:27 PM

Tinchy Stryder? Dear god what a name.

ct2k

06-21-2009, 05:48 PM

I actually quite enjoyed his first song for all its unbridled poptasticness, but that one is just sinfully awful, N'Dubz own stuff is even worse than that.

El Vaquero de Infierno

06-22-2009, 04:59 AM

I actually quite enjoyed his first song for all its unbridled poptasticness, but that one is just sinfully awful, N'Dubz own stuff is even worse than that.

I see you trying to woo lasses to N'Dubz. Don't lie!

NeanderCarl

06-22-2009, 09:26 AM

Sixx

06-27-2009, 01:58 PM

OssMan

06-27-2009, 05:03 PM

Fryza

06-28-2009, 01:33 PM

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=E9284E36034F692A&search_query=ICP

I nominate this.

James Steele

06-29-2009, 11:23 PM

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=E9284E36034F692A&search_query=ICP

I nominate this.

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o36/kipese/winner-win.jpg

Inadequacy

07-05-2009, 08:42 PM

The Mask

07-06-2009, 01:14 PM

parkmania

07-08-2009, 01:57 PM

I'm late to the party (as usual), but Crash Test Dummies are The Stuff (c), even if a large percentage of their music is moody. It's tough to pull off "Shiny Happy People" msuic with a Baritone singer and a cellist. They were my favorite group to play on my college radio show my freshman and sophomore years. They were only eclipsed by Barenaked Ladies.

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Skippord

07-09-2009, 07:31 AM

just gonna go with every ICP song ever released and call it a day

Sixx

07-10-2009, 12:01 AM

muffalufagus

07-10-2009, 02:51 AM

Nickelback. Fuck.

Volare

07-11-2009, 05:20 PM

WHAT! Are you kidding me? Nickelback is the only thing good I can find for now in that genre of rock that's good. Untill Alice in Chains releases their new CD.

Sixx

07-11-2009, 09:23 PM

You must be kidding.

But if you like them so much, you only need one song really.

94 SVT Cobra

07-11-2009, 09:55 PM

Just a side note, i really dont like asher roth at all, but the dude can rhyme. heard him with funkmaster flex freestyling over "Who shot Ya" beat.....hes pretty fuckin disgusting lol

DAMN iNATOR

07-11-2009, 11:46 PM

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o36/kipese/winner-win.jpg

Whoa, whoa, whoa...ICP may be pretty mediocre, but in no way shape or form are they the worst band of all time, nor have they ever or will they ever, create the worst song of all time. And no, I am NOT an ICP fan, btw.

Pardeep 619

07-16-2009, 10:11 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXt0G1UvolQ

This song is way worse than any of the others in this thread

Inadequacy

07-16-2009, 10:27 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXt0G1UvolQ

This song is way worse than any of the others in this thread

It wouldn't be quite as bad if not for the video.

Pardeep 619

07-16-2009, 10:38 PM

You would need to be either pissed or Irish (counts as the same thing) to like that song.

Inadequacy

07-16-2009, 11:01 PM

I didn't say I liked it. But the video is the only reason it's as bad as some of the other songs in here.

The opposite of how the video I posted turns the song into something awesome.

Pardeep 619

07-16-2009, 11:27 PM

Fair enough.

Inadequacy

07-16-2009, 11:29 PM

I'm glad we were able to stay cilived in regards to this matter.

Pardeep 619

07-16-2009, 11:30 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj4m12xr9HU

Wasting my 2000th post by posting this crap

Cool King

07-17-2009, 09:14 AM

I have a whole bunch of crap songs I can mention but this one was the first one that came to my head. Almost instantly.

Blazin' Squad - Crossroads

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Wehttam

07-17-2009, 12:24 PM

the original was great.

Cool King

07-18-2009, 07:39 AM

Yeah, just listened to it. It's not my sort of thing but it is better that Blazin' Squad's version.

I have another candidate though. I'm surprised nobody has mentioned this one yet.

Crazy Frog - Axel F

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Wehttam

07-18-2009, 08:19 AM

the original of was great too.

poor eddie murphy

thecc

08-24-2009, 08:57 PM