Official Raw Thread 3/30/09 LAWLER TAKES OFF THE HEADSET!

[Triple Naitch]

Yo, K7. You think they have group discounts for buying Legacy t-shirts?

Legacy.

[screech]

Ballin shirt, though

[Droford]

Finally a Legacy shirt..

shoulda spent more time working on it though..

[KYR]

Cena is in super cereal mode tonight.

EXCELSIOR!!

[Xero]

WWE reads these forums, I just know it.

Hearse! :love:

[Gerard]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAyy

[Corndad]

HAHAHA SHAWNS IN THE CASKET LOL

[Londoner]

HBK HBK HBK

[ron the dial]

HBK i knew it

[Xero]

LOL, nice!

[Krimzon7]

Nice Legacy shirt. Cawdy is good for something.

[CSL]

HBL literally looks like he just woke up

[Gerard]

Nice fuck up on the audio.

[Fox]

HBK is stoned as fuck

[Jeez]

That eye is HORRIBLE!

[interforce]

Did anyone else hear that noise in the background when CAWDY was talking?

[Londoner]

HBK is stoned as fuck

:rofl:

[Krimzon7]

Yo, K7. You think they have group discounts for buying Legacy t-shirts?

Legacy.

I'm emailing shane now! Let's see what we can get!!!

[RatedGSuperstar]

Yo, K7. You think they have group discounts for buying Legacy t-shirts?

Legacy.

They stole our Times New Roman "L" as a logo though. I think we could sue.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

lol, nice lazy eye Shawn.

[Xero]

That eye is HORRIBLE!

( __ o __ ) . ( o ____)

[Fox]

Dude, how'd I get in this coffin? What day is it? Is that a camera?

[FourFifty]

That's the best thing that band has done since St. Anger.

[Krimzon7]

I love HBK, and he can still go, but I do look forward to his retirement. I don't ever want to see the time when he can't go like we're used to seeing him go.

[KYR]

I'm emailing shane now! Let's see what we can get!!!

<s>I'll reply once I receive it.</s> Yeah, let us know what he says. :shifty:

[screech]

PUT IT IN ME, SCOTT

[RatedGSuperstar]

Dude, how'd I get in this coffin? What day is it? Is that a camera?

I bet that's the last time he takes blow from Bret Hart as a make-up gift.

[Triple Naitch]

They stole our Times New Roman "L" as a logo though. I think we could sue.

We should sue them for free t-shirts :shifty:

[Gerard]

Did anyone else hear that noise in the background when CAWDY was talking?

Was it the simaltanious groaning of the "wwe universe" when it was realised he would be allowed to speak?

[CSL]

I love HBK, and he can still go, but I do look forward to his retirement. I don't ever want to see the time when he can't go like we're used to seeing him go.

Such time does not exist

[screech]

Why is that whorebag going to Mania?

[Krimzon7]

<s>I'll reply once I receive it.</s> Yeah, let us know what he says. :shifty:

:rofl::rofl:

I tried to keep the curtain closed! I said I'd EMAIL him, not PM!!!

[FourFifty]

My sister just said she hates me because of that girl from the pussycat dolls going to wrestlemania... I said I hate myself for that also.

[screech]

Wow he does look awful

[Krimzon7]

I don't wish you were coming to WM, I wish you were coming to bed!

[Londoner]

HBK looks well fucked.

[Xero]

They needed to recap that... And now Cole needs to fucking explain it.

[Theo Dious]

LOL Mic fail!

[CSL]

One eye looking at ya, one eye looking for ya

[ron the dial]

lol seriously his eye is sideways

[Gerard]

Unrealistic midget time.

[TGR]

Thank God King's back

[Triple Naitch]

I don't wish you were coming to WM, I wish you were cumming in my bed!

[Krimzon7]

We weren't expecting technical difficulties!

[Londoner]

FFS here's rey

[screech]

Here comes Rey to make out with kids

[FourFifty]

.........Great, the Mexican jumping bean.

[Droford]

Rey's new shirt is horrible.

[interforce]

Get that fucking midget off my feed

[CSL]

The Rey bashing is almost as boring as the Cena bashing nowadays

[Xero]

Rey's new shirt is horrible.

No it's not, it's PHANTO.

It's the only reason I like Rey, he's paying homage to the greatest enemy in video game history.

[Corndad]

MOOO!

[Xero]

Why are they giving this match away? This does not make sense.

[FourFifty]

THE WRESTLING GOD!!!!!!!1

They gotta bring out CHL for this match.

[Gerard]

Rey mysterio joke time

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road
and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes
you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah,
well I couldn ' t believe it.... He was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT
HAPPY!!!"

So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"

[screech]

lol JBL is gonna kill that kid who touched him

[interforce]

lol JBL is gonna kill that kid who touched him

That was quality :rofl:

[Londoner]

Why are they giving this match away? This does not make sense.

Its cause its pointless anyway...

[Xero]

As if this match needed more of a reason for it not to be on Mania...

[FourFifty]

OH SNAP! HE JUST SLAPPED HIM WITH HIS FOOT!!!

[RatedGSuperstar]

Why are they giving this match away? This does not make sense.

This entire night doesn't make much sense so far. It's going to take more Orton/HHH fireworks to save this show.

[Londoner]

Adverts :D

[Gerard]

Holy shit, they went to a commerical break and nobody was tossed out of the ring just beforehand.

[thedamndest]

Wow. They didn't even feel like putting them in a tag match.

[Krimzon7]

BINGO again!

[screech]

Vin Diesel should be at Mania. Though that may be too much awesome in one place.

[ron the dial]

i want to have so much sex with jordana brewster

[Krimzon7]

back to five meathead

[Xero]

SmackDown! at the Garden....

Wish I could say I wanted to go...

[Krimzon7]

Vin Deisel should have been at last years WM. There was no roof for him to blow off.

[CSL]

Wow that Brinks Home Security ad is gay

[Gerard]

SO whos gonna be in control when raw resumes? Anyone?

[screech]

I love the Fallaway Slam

[ron the dial]

whetting your appetite for wrestlemania by giving you one of the matches

[Gerard]

bollocks, too late

[Xero]

Uh, they went out of the ring about three minutes too late...

[Xero]

12 ROUNDS PROMO ON THE SCREEN!

[FourFifty]

Mania tickets are still around? Wow....

[Londoner]

whetting your appetite for wrestlemania by giving you the ads during one of the matches

[RatedGSuperstar]

Rey Mysterio the biggest underdog in WWE history? Really? Even bigger than the kid with one leg?

[Gerard]

seated senton = flying teabag attack.

[screech]

That sucked

[ron the dial]

lol wait what

[Corndad]

JBL so winning at Mania

[Fox]

Fuck my stream is all fucked up.

[RatedGSuperstar]

I'M SHOCKED THAT HE PINNED THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION! HOW DID HE DO IT!?!?!

[Gerard]

Amazing how a psychological advantage plays so much into a worked sport.

[CSL]

Rey needs to get back on the gas

[Xero]

Is it me, or does Rey not look right in the ring with JBL. It should look good, but the size looks off. Like JBL isn't monster enough, but he's a monster.

[screech]

Rey needs to wear full-head masks again. He has to adjust them so much now. It's damn annoying. I don't need another reason to hate seeing Rey on TV.

[Xero]

I'M SHOCKED THAT HE PINNED THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION! HOW DID HE DO IT!?!?!

It was a non-title match. That's how.

:shifty:

[Corndad]

Wow Actual Wedding Footage.

[CSL]

Fake wedding footage there. Steph wasn't unconscious in a car

[Gerard]

More fucking ads, FUCK YOU AMERICAN COMMERICAL SYSTEM.

[CSL]

Why do Subway have a bad Vince impersonator doing their voiceovers?

[Xero]

You know, if it wasn't for TPWW I wouldn't have watched one whole segment on this show so far, instead fast forwarding over the next week.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Welcome to America, where 2 hours of air time equals 45 minutes of content six days before WrestleMania.

[Fox]

Anyone who can find me a non-skipping stream will get "mad rep points, yo."

[CSL]

Been using that. Has been fine

[RatedGSuperstar]

I gave http://www.justin.tv/warpig5 to Diesel Mac earlier in the thread...it's worked pretty well for me. If it's laggy because of the chat you can always try the popout window.

[Corndad]

LT baby.

[ron the dial]

i miss bam bam

[Xero]

lol Mongo.

[CSL]

LOL Mongo

[Gerard]

lol mongo on wwe programming

[KYR]

√ Mongo

[Corndad]

Where's TO lol

[CSL]

lol 'Where's T.O?'

[FourFifty]

WWE needs do pull a Benoit on Mongo.

[Fox]

Blerg. They are both lagging for me. Maybe it's my connection. Idn. Fuck.

[Xero]

Bur burbur burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[RatedGSuperstar]

LOL at King..."Where's TO!?"

[CSL]

OKAY WILL PEOPLE STOP THINKING MY THOUGHTS BEFORE ME PLEASE THANX

[Krimzon7]

This is a go home Raw, but for all the wrong reasons.

[screech]

I missed when Cena became a Dudley. Anyone know when this happened?

[Gerard]

capt generic has just hit the ring/

[Xero]

OKAY WILL PEOPLE STOP THINKING MY THOUGHTS BEFORE ME PLEASE THANX

I will not.

"Why is Cena in the ring right now? :("

[KYR]

OKAY WILL PEOPLE STOP THINKING MY THOUGHTS BEFORE ME PLEASE THANX

So it's not just the stream that's lagging?

[ron the dial]

oh wow we're an hour in and nothing of consequence has happened. damn.

[CSL]

So Orton's address will close the show then

[RatedGSuperstar]

Well at least this isn't the main event. Looks like we'll get more Orton/HHH shenanigans.

[Gerard]

485lbs, 0_0

[RVDmark]

oh great more fucking unseen footage of that shit.

Yeah but now its funny because even 3 days after it opened its still unseen footage.

[Jeez]

Wasn't Show like 410 at last years Mania?

[Krimzon7]

why is she so close to such a big TV???

[ron the dial]

i wonder if big show is anatomically superior to mandingo

[Gerard]

Wasn't Show like 410 at last years Mania?


441 last year, he lost 108 lbs in his year away.

[FourFifty]

Wow, over 357 posts and we still have an hour to go.

Well, in other news, I'm gonna get a beer, and some chili during this match.

[Krimzon7]

Fourfifty=ratings!

[Gerard]

ROFL smacked down badly.

[Krimzon7]

This is the longest runnign episodic thread in internet history.

[screech]

VINTAGE TPWW

[RatedGSuperstar]

Only purpose of this match is to make Big Show actually look like a threat heading into Mania. I enjoy seeing Cena get tossed around so I'm not going to complain.

[Xero]

Why do I see them wasting the "Instant Pop FU" here?

[Fox]

I think justin.tv is just fucking up man. God damn my luck

[ron the dial]

SHADES OF VADER

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Wow, over 357 posts and we still have an hour to go.

Well, in other news, I'm gonna get a beer, and some chili during this match.

What's really sad is those 357 post have come during a really shitty Raw for the most part.

I would have marked out if Show actually did a decent Vader Splash.

[FourFifty]

For a second I thought we were gonna see a Showsault.

[KYR]

Time for a break...

BTW, Santino made me think about bikini tan-lines

http://chattamom.chattablogs.com/archives/TurkeyBikini.jpg

[Xero]

Aww, I wanted to see the Moonsault.

[Johnny Vegas]

Cena is getting his ass kicked lol hello all btw

[Gerard]

SHow witha a baseball slide to make sure someone was outside the ring for the commerical break.

[CSL]

Dunno, I can see Cena getting pinned the cleans here

[Gerard]

Only purpose of this match is to make Big Show actually look like a threat heading into Mania. I enjoy seeing Cena get tossed around so I'm not going to complain.

Dont worry,im sure the ending will make a total mockery of the start of the match.

[thedamndest]

I think Show has yet to hit that Splash.

[mike adamle]

anyone else notice the person take away the sign that said "i'm surrounded by marks"?

[Xero]

Dunno, I can see Cena getting pinned the cleans here

You underestimate the power of Super Cena.

[Krimzon7]

Cena can not lose, he has been spoiling for a fight. He's revved up and ready to go 12 rounds just 6 days before Mania! He'll lock in the STF-you just have to tune in to see!

[Londoner]

lmao@Cena's face

[mike adamle]

the unforgiving padded restraining wall

[Gerard]

If this is the effect that "screwing" vickie has on someone theres gona be a line of jobbers outside her door come friday, with kane leading the mob.

[Xero]

Why is everyone turning into The Hulk going into Mania? Seriously?

[Volchok]

this shit is so boring, I'm not even watching it... just listening to it in the background.

[ron the dial]

the laws of physics ladies and gentlemen

[Xero]

What a shitty DDT.

[CSL]

Cena took one then

[screech]

Wrecked

[Gerard]

fuck me

[Londoner]

yep, Cena's winning at mania.:(

[mike adamle]

big shows rolling

[thedamndest]

How can he no sell being stepped on like that? What an asshole.

[Corndad]

A Clean Victory for Show.

[CSL]

Hate to say I called it but...

[CSL]

Edge :heart:

[FourFifty]

As Cena matches go that wasn't half bad.

Then again I only saw half the match.

And now on Sunday "WILL CENA OVERCOME THE ODDS!?!?!?"

[Xero]

Show gonna fuck up Edge.

[ron the dial]

i'm gonna need edge to pick up the win at wrestlemania

[Xero]

As Cena matches go that wasn't half bad.

Then again I only saw half the match.

And now on Sunday "WILL CENA OVERCOME THE ODDS!?!?!?"

You seriously need to take that as a sign.

[thedamndest]

Always bring your championship belt to a beat down.

[Londoner]

i'm gonna need edge to pick up the win at wrestlemania

Same here

[RatedGSuperstar]

If anyone would manage to make it to the front row of a PPV and had a "Spoiler: Cena Wins" sign easily visible on camera, it would make my life.

[screech]

If anyone would manage to make it to the front row of a PPV and had a "Spoiler: Cena Wins" sign easily visible on camera, it would make my life.

:lol:

[FourFifty]

Time for a break...

BTW, Santino made me think about bikini tan-lines

http://chattamom.chattablogs.com/archives/TurkeyBikini.jpg

That is one hot chick!:naughty:

[Fox]

The best RAW all week and I'm missing it cause of a shitty stream.

[Londoner]

I didn't see this smackdown segment before.

[Corndad]

Ive really missed cocky Shawn lol

[screech]

MR URANIUM

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Takers is going to end up in the casket.

[Xero]

I like how Michaels is now dressed in all black, like he's going to do the "dark" thing now.

[Fox]

Taker should crucify HBK.

[screech]

Takers is going to end up in the casket.

He always does

[screech]

Why are these razor commercials running again?

[Gerard]

Did i just seem emo michaels there, the one with the blank stare that goes to infinity





















AND BEYOND!

[RawRocks]

i wouldnt be surprised if Taker/HBK ends in a draw

[FourFifty]

I miss Paul Bearer. Dude was great!

[Londoner]

It would be great if they started booking Big Show as the champ for a while.

[CSL]

I hope Taker isn't in that casket

[thedamndest]

Old school Taker music.

[Xero]

i wouldnt be surprised if Taker/HBK ends in a draw

Honestly, Taker, at best, needs to *JUST* squeak by. I do not want this to be "Tombstone - kick out - Tombstone - Kickout - Tombstone - pin" that seems to be a standard.

[Loose Cannon]

I want to see Taker lock HBK in the casket

[Jeez]

"Different look in his eye"

LMAO

[Innovator]

CEB!

Cross Eyed Baldie!

[Xero]

It would be great if they started booking Big Show as the champ for a while.

Even though he didn't win it. Just randomly start booking him as the champion.

Old school Taker music! :love:

[Corndad]

LOL at the picture of Shawn pinning Taker in the ring. Outstanding.

[Loose Cannon]

Funeral Parlor theme :love:

[FourFifty]

So, you think the HBK/Undertaker match will have a run in from God?

[Innovator]

Funeral Parlor Style

[Xero]

I could see Taker popping out and Michaels no-selling it again. Just turns around and Super Kicks him back into the casket.

[Droford]

Its the heartbreak Parlor!

[Gerard]

A man unafraid, balding crosseyed and with a voice that sounds like he get mouth raped by a horse but unafraid.

[screech]

These promos have been amazing

[TGR]

Taker's in the casket. Calling it.

[Londoner]

Fuckin hell how much weed has HBK been on today?

[Xero]

OMG! NO TAKER!

[FourFifty]

Albeit I'd be happy with HBK going over The Undertaker, I'd rather see The Undertake give the rub to someone next year.

[Corndad]

Well No Taker in the casket

[screech]

NO RETRIBUTION

[HeartBreakMan2k]

He's under the cloth Shawn! RUN

[TGR]

..shit.

[Londoner]

OMG! NO TAKER!

Not yet....

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Well No Taker in the casket

Oh, but he will be.

[CSL]

Taker's gonna enter on a zip wire ala HBK WMXII

[Xero]

lol at the "WE LOVE YOU SHAWN" guy. Hate that in promos like this.

[Droford]

Maybe he'll be up in the rafters like Sting used to be.

[Xero]

HBK's in the casket.

[Londoner]

wtf lol

[FourFifty]

OH NOES! HE'S A SHAPESHIFTER!!!

[Xero]

Heard the door shut.

[Corndad]

Shawns gone.

[FourFifty]

Hiding in the casket?

[screech]

aaand in the casket

[CSL]

In the caskettttt

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol, calling it, Fake taker in the casket

[Xero]

Taker's a smart one, ain't he?

[Loose Cannon]

lol HBK

[CSL]

Or not

[screech]

OH NOES

[Xero]

Hmmmm...

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Or not. And HBM is the fucking BEST!

[Xero]

LOL nice!

[Loose Cannon]

ROFL

[screech]

Way to phone it in, Cole

[ron the dial]

well then suck it taker

[Londoner]

hahahahahahahaha nice ending

[FourFifty]

...My little sister called it.

[Loose Cannon]

SUCK IT

AMAZING

[screech]

CROTCH CHOPS

[Corndad]

Wow Takers totally getting owned

[Xero]

Stomach chops!

[Gerard]

amazing how he missed him even when lokinag at the tron when he was crawling out.

[Innovator]

Taker is gonna kill HBK, and I can't wait

[Droford]

DX HBK doesnt make sense here.

[Volchok]

awesome

[Fox]

HBK is going to lose at Mania. That's for damn sure.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

LMAO! Shawn is the greatest.

[CSL]

Talk about a half assed call from Michael Cole

"Sweet Chin Music...!"

[Theo Dious]

Well that was awesome.

[Xero]

DX HBK doesnt make sense here.

It does from a "I showed you up, suck it" stance. It's Shawn being cocky.

[Theo Dious]

Does anybody else see this match as a potential draw?

[screech]

THIS COMMERCIAL MAKES NO SENSE