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Xero
03-30-2009, 11:14 PM
Hmm?

Ben Rodrigues
03-30-2009, 11:15 PM
Wild Wild West?

D Mac
03-30-2009, 11:15 PM
He'll come out to some kind of theme music.

Xero
03-30-2009, 11:15 PM
Wild Wild West?

In the giant medal spider from the movie.

Ben Rodrigues
03-30-2009, 11:19 PM
I'd imagine so. With Will Smith music and everything.

CSL
03-30-2009, 11:28 PM
He will be dressed as Conan the Barbarian on a giant throne that slides down a zip wire crashing through huge multiple pieces of glass suspended from the ceiling whilst Fred Durst does his entrance music and druids lining the aisle provide backing vocals. There will be then be so much pyro that the Reliant Stadium will no longer exist, just John Cena, Mickey Rourke's face and a bunch of charred remains

My Final Heaven
03-30-2009, 11:54 PM
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/7977/sevenb.jpg

Savio
03-31-2009, 12:24 AM
He will come with bombs exploding every where and other shit concerning 12 rounds

James Steele
03-31-2009, 01:08 AM
Maybe Kid Rock will perform "Cowboy" and John Cena will replicate Jeff Jarrett's "Chosen One" entrance in WCW.

James Steele
03-31-2009, 01:09 AM
I would mark out if WWE payed for the rights to "Smells Like Teen Spirit" and used it for DDP's theme when he returns as a surprise partner.

Supreme Olajuwon
03-31-2009, 01:12 AM
"And in the ring, weighing 240 lbs., John Cena."

James Steele
03-31-2009, 01:14 AM
I will vomit if he comes out in a cowboy hat and shit. I cannot stand that stereotype of Texans. I would love for him to come out on a horse, the horse shit at ringside, and he get slammed into the shit.

Fox
03-31-2009, 01:45 AM
They'll start with a video earlier on in the night showing a giant robot machine emerging from the ocean, stating that it is walking toward the Reliant stadium.

Later, another video will show "police" shooting at the machine, but it simply walks past them and continues.

In the arena, the Robot walks out through the staging, smashing things apart and causing giant explosions and sparks and balls of fire to shoot around. WWE Security come out and order it to stop. The robot opens and out steps John Cena as his music hits.

Sting Fan
03-31-2009, 02:00 AM
Hopefully his normal entrace but a Smarks suck dick shirt.

Imagine the net backlash.

FourFifty
03-31-2009, 02:11 AM
After seeing all the Diva's come out in a clown car to make time for Kid Rock's bit, John Cena will one up them and emerge from Octo-Mom's vagina.

Funky Fly
03-31-2009, 02:32 AM
He will teleport in, Raiden style

Dave Youell
03-31-2009, 02:35 AM
From the rafters...

That place is like 200ft tall right?

abec
03-31-2009, 02:38 AM
I'd prefer he didnt show up at all.

TNASUCKS
03-31-2009, 03:45 AM
From the rafters...

That place is like 200ft tall right?

another owen incident . Maybe . Too Soon :?:

DaVe
03-31-2009, 04:00 AM
"And in the ring, weighing 240 lbs., John Cena."

LOL.

Krimzon7
03-31-2009, 05:54 AM
I'm not sure, he could ride a run away trolley to the ring. He could roll in with Vickie. I hope that is how he rolls out.

Tazz Dan
03-31-2009, 06:02 AM
Um, I don't recall Xero mentioning anything about Mania.......

Could just be future expectations for the rest of the year........

Just sayin.........

Evil Vito
03-31-2009, 07:15 AM
<font color=goldenrod>None, he will be in the opening contest of the evening and already be in the ring when the show goes on the air.</font>

:shifty:

Outsider
03-31-2009, 11:05 AM
We should have a sweep on how long Undertakers entrance will take.

I call half hour.

RatedGSuperstar
03-31-2009, 11:13 AM
They open the roof to Reliant Stadium and he parachutes in from an airplane.

Impeccable
03-31-2009, 11:52 AM
Conga line

Triple Naitch
03-31-2009, 12:37 PM
12 Rounds themed based.

Paul Heyman
03-31-2009, 12:44 PM
FINALLY playing on the "You Can't See Me" statement, he won't make an entrance at all.

Thus pleasing many.

Mooияakeя™
03-31-2009, 04:49 PM
Take a leaf out of Hall's book and just no show. Please.

Kane Knight
03-31-2009, 04:57 PM
Hopefully his normal entrace but a Smarks suck dick shirt.

Imagine the net backlash.

Nah. Smarks are the most self-loathing bottom feeders ever. If he had a "smarks suck dick" shirt on, He'd be the most over guy on the roster the next day. Cena would be a charismatic entertainer who could work a great match when he wanted to and had one of the best finishers in the business within a week.

(and just wait for the wrestling fetishists to piss themselves)

Nark Order
03-31-2009, 04:59 PM
Maybe he'll get shot out of a cannon but it will go terribly wrong and just a bunch of blood and body parts will fly out. I wonder if he'd still get a pop.

Johnny Vegas
03-31-2009, 07:34 PM
They'll start with a video earlier on in the night showing a giant robot machine emerging from the ocean, stating that it is walking toward the Reliant stadium.

Later, another video will show "police" shooting at the machine, but it simply walks past them and continues.

In the arena, the Robot walks out through the staging, smashing things apart and causing giant explosions and sparks and balls of fire to shoot around. WWE Security come out and order it to stop. The robot opens and out steps John Cena as his music hits.

That would be Godly

Mooияakeя™
03-31-2009, 07:45 PM
That would be Godly

It would also be a scene out of 13 rounds.

Oh shit. I've just ruined next year for you all. ah well, I'm sure you'll still go and see it like u'll all go to see 12 rounds.

The Gold Standard
03-31-2009, 07:57 PM
"And in the ring, weighing 240 lbs., John Cena."

That would be hilarious

Nark Order
03-31-2009, 08:04 PM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/daysliveon/boogieman.jpg?t=1238529303

Fox
03-31-2009, 10:42 PM
It would also be a scene out of 13 rounds.

Oh shit. I've just ruined next year for you all. ah well, I'm sure you'll still go and see it like u'll all go to see 12 rounds.

It's actually from the return of Superman comics.

Mr. Nerfect
04-01-2009, 02:29 AM
Yeah, it'll probably be 12 Rounds based, to really remind us that the movie is out, in case we had forgotten.

Shisen Kopf
04-01-2009, 02:32 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPtQHIc9QWw

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Xero
04-05-2009, 11:31 PM
So we basically got The Prototype: Clone Army.

lol

Krimzon7
04-06-2009, 04:06 PM
What we got was a cool them song with a bunch of cena fag clones...