Knocked Up

[Juan]

WWE.com has received confirmation that Vickie Guerrero visited the office of an obstetrician in El Paso, Texas seeking pre-natal care. If Vickie does turn out to be pregnant, it begs the question: Who's the father?

[ron the dial]

lol oh no

[Juan]

let the shenanigans begin!

[Hornicane]

It'll end up being Hornswoggle. :shifty:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/l3MH2isAJVI&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/l3MH2isAJVI&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[Juan]

lol oh my. can you imagine??

[KayfabeMan]

It's Eddie's baby.

She went to the sperm bank, and made a withdrawal from her account.

:shifty:

[Blitz]

If this somehow involves Maury Povich, I'm all for it.

[Hornicane]

If this somehow involves Maury Povich, I'm all for it.

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/62/78/maury_povich_3.27.08.0.0.0x0.300x222.jpeg
"And Paul, you are... NOT the father!"

[Splaya]

LOL I could just imagine.


Maury: Edge, you are not the father.
*Edge doesn't know whether to be ecstatic or pissed*
Maury: Big show, you are not the father.
*Big show looks happy*
Maury: John, you are the father.
*Crowd boos, heel turn.*



Too early :shifty:?

[ron the dial]

lol my fear of mustard and pickles is ruining my life!

[RGWhat316]

Oh get the f out of here. If they are really going through with this, it will be wrestlecrap at its finest.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

nothing says TV-PG quite like bastard children

[Juan]

not to mention adultery and extra-marital affairs

[Hornicane]

http://www.wrestlingwiththetruth.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/the-big-show-interview-200412090251431101.jpg + http://images.gsp.ro/zoom/53622/302-5770-vickie.jpg = http://knockedupbabymaker.com/babyimg/d975adb5d52512a7afc7b970e988c21b.jpg

[FourFifty]

EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, this is some great stuff. I'm sure at the end of this angle we'll be giving the writer's a hand.
...........Okay, that joke was like shooting babies in a barrel, or stealing candy from a fish.... or something.....

[Mr. Nerfect]

If only Conan O'Brien were still working. An "If They Mated" segment between them would be awesome. Maybe it will turn out to be Christian or Matt Hardy, getting back at Edge, and setting up a feud with him?

[Xerzes]

This had better be for April Fool's.

[.44 Magdalene]

OOOH BABY CHAVO

[Nark Order]

LOL. Dear lord. Turn Cena heel as the baby daddy!

[.44 Magdalene]

Hustle, Loyalty, Inseminating Stout Mexican Chicks

[Lux]

I just threw up.

[Volare]

Just like you will this Sunday Lux!!! Victory is mine!

[Lux]

I'm going to use this quote on sunday when I'm right and MVP is holding the briefcase!

[Volare]

Pfffffffft. BTW where you watchin it?

[Lux]

Right here :(

gonna use a stream, havn't paid for the longest time and with good reason.

[Krimzon7]

I'm going to use this quote on sunday when I'm right and MVP is holding the briefcase!

Who will he be handing it to?

[Lux]

His new accountant who will help him keep it safe for future investments.