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NoJabbaNoBogRoll
04-01-2009, 10:03 AM
WWE Superstar Chris Jericho (real name Christopher Irvine) was found dead early this morning, in his hotel room in Phoenix, AZ. He was 38 years old.

Hotel staff were made aware of unusual sounds coming from the room, shortly after 4am. Staff were unable to make contact with the first ever undisputed WWE champion, despite repeated attempts.

The door to Mr. Irvine's room could not be opened, after problems with the electronic access device meant that staff were unable to break the code. Eventually, the hotel manager allowed his staff to break down the walls, leading them to discover the body in the bathroom.

This tragic news comes just days away from Wrestlemania 25, where Jericho was scheduled to take on three legends of the sport. It is unknown whether the angle will be dropped, or if another superstar will take his place.

We will bring you more on this story as information becomes available.

Source: ObserverR.I.P.

Kane Knight
04-01-2009, 10:06 AM
Oh shit. WWE.com just confirmed it. :'(

Londoner
04-01-2009, 10:07 AM
Ofcourse, we believe you.

LuigiD
04-01-2009, 10:07 AM
This better not be an April Fool's joke..if so, in poor taste imho.

Londoner
04-01-2009, 10:09 AM
This better not be an April Fool's joke..if so, in poor taste imho.

So,you would rather have Jericho dead than this being in poor taste?:shifty:

Krimzon7
04-01-2009, 10:10 AM
Totally not funny

#BROKEN Hasney
04-01-2009, 10:16 AM
I liked it better when April Fools were funny. I find good jokes about people dying hilarious, but this was shit. You're quite often funny Jabba, you could have done much better :(

C- must try harder next year

Outsider
04-01-2009, 10:16 AM
Jabba, you are an arse.

Jeritron
04-01-2009, 10:17 AM
This was too blatant

ron the dial
04-01-2009, 10:18 AM
R.I.P.

Triple Naitch
04-01-2009, 10:19 AM
ZOMG, GOD! WHY KILL JERICHO?!?!?!?!?!?!1111 YOU SHOULD HAVE KILLED CENA INSTEAD1!!!! HE SUX!!!!111111

:shifty:

Blitz
04-01-2009, 10:33 AM
lol saw the thread and figured it was an April Fools joke, then saw Jabba posted it and knew it was.

owenbrown
04-01-2009, 11:18 AM
:lol: brilliant Jabba

SuperSlim
04-01-2009, 11:24 AM
As soon as I saw the thread title I figured it had to be the work of Jabba and sure enough it was. Jabba has become too predictable.

Kane86
04-01-2009, 11:28 AM
Fuck you greasy piece of shit

Kane86
04-01-2009, 11:32 AM
I think you should be banned for this. Its not funny to joke about someone being dead at all.

Kane86
04-01-2009, 11:34 AM
You wil apologize as well you fucking scum bacg piece of shit.

Evil Vito
04-01-2009, 11:36 AM
<font color=goldenrod>Predictable/10</font>

Gertner
04-01-2009, 11:45 AM
You wil apologize as well you fucking scum bacg piece of shit.

NOBODY CARES FAG!!!!!!!

Kane86
04-01-2009, 12:12 PM
NOBODY CARES FAG!!!!!!!

Give me your address

Gertner
04-01-2009, 12:15 PM
lol

DAMN iNATOR
04-01-2009, 12:16 PM
As far as April Fools' jokes go, this was a definite
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Jeez
04-01-2009, 12:31 PM
You know, losing a human being is bad enough, but not the first ever undisputed champion!

WHY GOD?!?

D Mac
04-01-2009, 12:47 PM
Yeah, so? Good riddance.

XL
04-01-2009, 12:50 PM
lol saw the thread and figured it was an April Fools joke, then saw Jabba posted it and knew it was.
And he didn't even get it in before 12pm (UK time). For shame Jabba, for shame.

What Would Kevin Do?
04-01-2009, 12:58 PM
The door to Mr. Irvine's room could not be opened, after problems with the electronic access device meant that staff were unable to break the code. Eventually, the hotel manager allowed his staff to break down the walls, leading them to discover the body in the bathroom.

LOL. CLiche' Jabba, but funny.

Mooияakeя™
04-01-2009, 01:07 PM
NOBODY CARES FAG!!!!!!!

Give me your address

You two are awesome.

AJHayes
04-01-2009, 01:14 PM
Give me your address

Fail.

Kane86
04-01-2009, 01:15 PM
Fail.

In order to get the honor of being in a fued with you ahve to be a viable threat which your not. So just give it up

Gertner
04-01-2009, 01:21 PM
In order to get the honor of being in a fued with you ahve to be a viable threat which your not. So just give it up

lol Kane86's spelling isn't a viable threat.

AJHayes
04-01-2009, 01:27 PM
In order to get the honor of being in a fued with you ahve to be a viable threat which your not. So just give it up

Learn to type, learn to spell. For Norris' sake USE YOUR WORDS LIKE A BIG BOY!

SammyG
04-01-2009, 01:50 PM
woww

Mooияakeя™
04-01-2009, 01:53 PM
woww

Is this to Jericho's death or Kane86?

Destor
04-01-2009, 01:54 PM
Happy April Fools you giant douches.

Mooияakeя™
04-01-2009, 01:57 PM
Happy April Fools you giant douches.

How can you say happy at a time like this :(

Fox
04-01-2009, 03:01 PM
Who will make Bender his breakfast omelet just the way he likes it now?!

Nicky Fives
04-01-2009, 03:28 PM
you had me for like 5 seconds until I realized what day it was.....nice effort

D Mac
04-01-2009, 03:43 PM
I hope he burns in hell.

Tazz Dan
04-01-2009, 04:02 PM
FFS. April Fools day was yesterday :roll:

Tazz Dan
04-01-2009, 04:03 PM
Predictable/10

122452132156564113253/10

Dorkchop
04-01-2009, 05:13 PM
This would have been more believable if it wasn't Jericho. Maybe Angle or Hall.

DarKCentaur
04-01-2009, 05:19 PM
At least this serves as a heads-up for officials to always know the code to Jericho's hotel room.

Halbowsky
04-01-2009, 05:30 PM
I don't know if they still do it, but I used to like what GamePro magazine did: have a whole section of the magazine dedicated to April Fool's jokes.

I hate going to websites and have to sift through the fake stories from the real ones.

Off topic, but something I had to vent.

DarKCentaur
04-01-2009, 05:31 PM
1up has that on their page

SammyG
04-01-2009, 05:39 PM
lol @ the break the code, and break the walls down

DaVe
04-01-2009, 05:58 PM
LOL, Jabba.

What are you guys whining about it being so predictable? Jabba so obviously made it a joke with those two phrases. Jabba is a champ.

Skippord
04-02-2009, 12:51 AM
pretty sure everyone just means its predictable cause its Jabba

good joke though

Sting Fan
04-02-2009, 03:34 AM
I saw Jabba and knew, Jabba could say the world was ending and I wouldnt beleive him until the asteroid hit me in the crotch.

Kane86
04-02-2009, 07:57 PM
How come this thread is not closed yet?

undertaker86
04-02-2009, 08:38 PM
I agree this is in bad taste and it's not the first anymore.

Sting Fan
04-03-2009, 05:39 AM
I agree this is in bad taste and it's not the first anymore.

This is pretty standard stuff.

If your looking for somewhere the rules of good taste are strictly adhered to and peoples feelings are at the top of the give a damn o meter your in the wrong bar sailor.

DaVe
04-03-2009, 06:40 AM
Being a wrasslin' fan was probably your first mistake.

Volare
04-03-2009, 09:48 AM
Heh, key words and I quote "...staff were unable to break the code..." and "...the hotel manager allowed his staff to break down the walls..."

I thought it was funny though

Mr. Nerfect
04-03-2009, 10:55 PM
As soon as I saw the thread title I figured it had to be the work of Jabba and sure enough it was. Jabba has become too predictable.

Pretty much my thoughts. The taste isn't everyone's cup of tea, but poor taste can be very funny. This wasn't really funny and just poor taste by itself.

Paranoid Rattlesnake
04-04-2009, 09:46 AM
LOL, Jabba.

What are you guys whining about it being so predictable? Jabba so obviously made it a joke with those two phrases. Jabba is a champ.


He's a prick, that is for sure

Fox
04-04-2009, 10:27 PM
Jericho makes fun of all the Legends being old and washed up and then he goes and dies? Pfft. What a hypocrite.