WWE RAW Thread for 04/06/09 - Attack of the Cena Clones

[Xero]

Thought I'd start it since, you know, there isn't one yet.

[Triple Naitch]

Almost thought about doing this.

[LK]

Pardon my ignorance but what was going on to get that reaction from West and Tenay? I have wondered for a while but neglected to ask.

[Xero]

Don West clearly cannot believe it.

Maybe because he's at Lock Down or maybe because there are fans in attendance, but he can't believe it.

[Triple Naitch]

Something was happening right here, tonight on ImpacT!

[DarKCentaur]

That makes me laugh every time

[DarKCentaur]

The best part of that clip is the reaction of the fan right before Don West smothers her.

[Xero]

"Aww HELL *MUH*"

[CSL]

I have high hopes for tonight's RAW, namely along the lines of Orton and the title and Ricky Steamboat.

[Innovator]

Hold on


STEAMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAT

[DarKCentaur]

I'm surprised they haven't changed his name to Reggie Steamboat, given that there's already a Ricky Ortiz :shifty:

[Triple Naitch]

Here we go...

[Xero]

Hold on


STEAMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAT

Is that like "boourns"?

[DarKCentaur]

I have a really odd feeling we're gonna have a Batista sighting tonight...

[ClockShot]

Ah. Good to be back.

Come on, Orton. You and Legacy got 2 hours to dig yourselves out of that grave in Reliant Stadium.

[CSL]

LOL Steamboat in the main!

:heart:

Orton starts

[Droford]

Steamboat in action tonight! Yeah!

[Stealth-Icon]

I hear the voices talking to me now

[Xero]

Randy "The IWC Says My Career Is Dead" Orton is still hearing voices.

[NeanderCarl]

Yes! Steamboat!

Steamboat vs Jericho at Backlash, followed by a full time return.... :D

[Xerzes]

And tonight, Randy Orton tries desperately to find all the heat he lost last night.

[Ruien]

Suprised they are giving Orton the opening slot.

[Stealth-Icon]

looks like he can barely make it in to the ring

[screech]

I actually wouldn't mind a Big Dave sighting. Provided, you know, he doesn't get to say anything more than, "I'm gonna kick your ass."

[DarKCentaur]

14,187 fans are sitting on their hands for Orton

[Stealth-Icon]

nice red bruise by his eye

[Xero]

LOL, of course they're going with that right-off the bat.

[ClockShot]

PREACH!

[screech]

I still think Orton is a badass

[Stealth-Icon]

steel cage rematch?

[Xero]

He has really big ears.

[Stealth-Icon]

boy, a lot of people owe him things...lol

[St. Jimmy]

I hope its HIAC

[Xero]

steel cage rematch?

Cage? Pfft. Hell in an Elimination Chamber Ladder Escape Blindfolded Stephanie on a Pole match.

[Stealth-Icon]

Cage? Pfft. Hell in an Elimination Chamber Ladder Escape Blindfolded Stephanie on a Pole match.

I volunteer my pole for steph..

[Triple Naitch]

When was the last time WWE had a regular steel cage match on a PPV? It seems like its only a Raw thing now.

[CSL]

lol Orton talking about the McMahon's, great stuff

[St. Jimmy]

Oh it's Vince.

[screech]

Nice suit, Vince

[Stealth-Icon]

business is about to pick up

[Xero]

NO CHANCE! THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT!

[CSL]

Nice jacket Vince, you steal that from Jim Cornette?

[Stealth-Icon]

Orton afraid of McM

[ClockShot]

Why so blue?

[Xero]

YOU'RE FIRED! :mad:

[FourFifty]

And I made it home in time for Raw!

[ClockShot]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[FourFifty]

WHAT'S UP BITCHES!?!?!?!

[Xero]

So that basically means Orton will, indeed, get a championship match.

[CSL]

Vince's hair is at that 'awkward' length

[Xero]

HI FOURFIFTY, WHAT IS UP?

[screech]

MY SON, SHANE

[Triple Naitch]

Ooooh 6-man action....

Have a good trip, FoFiddy?

[CSL]

6-man for Backlash, somebody called that earlier

[Stealth-Icon]

Wow, go Vince

[Xero]

Oh boy, Vince is getting in the ring.

For fucks' sake, I thought he was done.

[ClockShot]

Bullshit.

[St. Jimmy]

6 Man Tag? BLAHHH

[screech]

EPIC FAIL

[Xero]

Vince is starting to look old in a senile, pants shitting sense.

[screech]

GUARAN-DAMN-TEE IT

[Stealth-Icon]

Vince looks like Mr Rodgers in a suit

[screech]

Vince is starting to look old in a senile, pants shitting sense.

He really is. It's kinda sad.

[FourFifty]

HI FOURFIFTY, WHAT IS UP?

My knees are killing me, I have no idea how long I've been up, I hate Texas, but it was all worth it.

[Jeez]

Randy Orton is challenging Vince to a match tonight? The same Randy Orton that scurried out of the ring when Vince came down? K just checking.

[Ruien]

Vince lost his edge.

[ClockShot]

Sweet..........I think.

[Zeeboe]

My knees are killing me, I have no idea how long I've been up, I hate Texas, but it was all worth it.

Texas hates you too, and we're kind your smark butt is gone. :foc::)

[Xero]

My knees are killing me, I have no idea how long I've been up, I hate Texas, but it was all worth it.

:D

You take that sign?

[Zeeboe]

I'm getting bored with this current wrestling crap already. I wonder if there's one of those things called a good wrestling match on youtube. Something these kids today who wrestle know nothing around, and are only there cause their Daddies fixed it up for em'.

I wonder if there was a fatal four-way between Vince, Shane, the Million Dollar Man and his boy in a hotel room to get Ted Senior's junior (no pun intended) a job in the WEEEE.

[St. Jimmy]

I'm looking forward to next week though.

[screech]

Happy to see Helms at ringside.

[Stealth-Icon]

A lumberjerk match

[Triple Naitch]

A rematch of the match no one saw.

[ClockShot]

Miz & Morrison get another crack.

[CSL]

NOW LISTEN!

[Xero]

Would have been hilarious if they just ignored last night and had Morrison and Miz holding their titles.

[St. Jimmy]

OH HAI. It's that match we didn't care about last night but... a rematch.

[Stealth-Icon]

A rematch of the match no one saw.

If no one saw it, are we sure that it even happened at all?

[Lux]

Miz & Morrison should win tonight!

[Triple Naitch]

I think this is the end of The Miz and John Morrison. One of them is going to SmackDown or Raw next week.

[FourFifty]

Not a big fan of the Colons... Love the In Crowd.

[Xero]

If no one saw it, are we sure that it even happened at all?

In WWE, if it didn't happen on TV it did not happen

[Lux]

I think.... SHUT UP AND QUIT RUINING MY DREAMS! :'(

[St. Jimmy]

Lumberdicks.

[Stealth-Icon]

I think this is the end of The Miz and John Morrison. One of them is going to SmackDown or Raw next week.

I hope so, and give morrison a push for a belt...go against MVP

[Xero]

Not a big fan of the Colons...

They're pretty big assholes.

[Lux]

An excellent view of Tommy Dreamer's bald spot.

[St. Jimmy]

Douches Dicks and Colons, OH MY.

[Jeritron]

Primo

[Xero]

Hey look, it's Mike Knox's beard!

[CSL]

That headstand headscissors was cool

[Lux]

Who cares if the Colons keep rolling.

[Jeritron]

Lumberjack matches may be the worst type

[St. Jimmy]

Rollin Rollin Rollin, KEEP THOSE COLONS ROLLIN - RAWHIDEEEEEEEEE

[Jeritron]

Aside from Lumberjills

[Stealth-Icon]

Hey look, it's Mike Knox's beard!

The should put Mike Knox's beard against Rey for the belt. It would be a better match than we saw at WM 25 with JBL

[Xero]

Lumberjack matches may be the worst type

Blindfold matches.

[Zeeboe]

Umm, FourFifty? Thanks for the rep, but be jealous of what? Wrestling today fucking sucks cock. I wouldn't have gone to Wrestlemania if I was given free front row tickets. Hell, I'd video tape myself tearing up the fucking things, and put it on you tube all to express to the world how much I hate wrestling today, and how boring I think it is.

Really, I spent my Sunday with a hot girl in my apartment alllllll day, while you were watching grown, half-naked, oiled up, men rolling on a mat with one another. I have a feeling I had a MUCH better weekend then you buddy. ;)

If anyone should be jealous, it should be you, because I get to live in Texas, and you don't. :)

[FourFifty]

There were a few times last night where I was yelling "I LOVE YOU, GOLDUST" during the lumber jack match. I don't think he heard me.

[CSL]

That huge ass pizza for $10? I hate how cheap everything is over there :(

[St. Jimmy]

LOL, the movie is just called Fighting? REALLY?

[Xero]

Umm, FourFifty? Thanks for the rep, but be jealous of what? Wrestling today fucking sucks cock. I wouldn't have gone to Wrestlemania if I was given free front row tickets. Hell, I'd video tape myself tearing up the fucking things, and put it on you tube all to express to the world how much I hate wrestling today, and how boring I think it is.

Really, I spent my Sunday with a hot girl in my apartment alllllll day, while you were watching grow half-naked, oiled up, men rolling on the floor with one another. I have a feeling I had a MUCH better weekend then you buddy. ;)

If anyone should be jealous, it should be you, because I get to live in Texas, and you don't. :-)

Manly man is manly.

[Lux]

Attempted rape

[St. Jimmy]

they're advertising divorce on tv? WHAT?!

[The Gold Standard]

I hope so, and give morrison a push for a belt...go against MVP

I think Miz should go after the ECW title. I think he deserves it.

[Xero]

LOL, the movie is just called Fighting? REALLY?

I can't wait for the new trend.

"Dancing"
"Driving"
"Dating"
"Guns"

etc

[Lux]

I smiled when Primo ate some canvas

[St. Jimmy]

I think Miz should go after severance pay. I think he deserves it.

[Lux]

They put on a tramendus showing last night my ass, we didn't see it.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

*Is a UNC Student and watching that game instead of the fallout to Mania.*

[Zeeboe]

Yeah, this is crap.

*switches to NCAA Finals*

WOW! AN ACTUAL SPORT!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

[Stealth-Icon]

lol

[Triple Naitch]

Umm, FourFifty? Thanks for the rep, but be jealous of what? Wrestling today fucking sucks cock. I wouldn't have gone to Wrestlemania if I was given free front row tickets. Hell, I'd video tape myself tearing up the fucking things, and put it on you tube all to express to the world how much I hate wrestling today, and how boring I think it is.

Really, I spent my Sunday with a hot girl in my apartment alllllll day, while you were watching grown, half-naked, oiled up, men rolling on a mat with one another. I have a feeling I had a MUCH better weekend then you buddy. ;)

If anyone should be jealous, it should be you, because I get to live in Texas, and you don't. :)

Yet here you are here with us tonight.

[CSL]

I really enjoy watching Carlito when he can be bothered

[ClockShot]

Botch?

[Stealth-Icon]

That was awful

[screech]

WOW

[Xero]

Nice.

[Triple Naitch]

Morrison is fucking amazing

[Lux]

WOW, loved that move

[St. Jimmy]

SSP onto everyone.

[Stealth-Icon]

Morrison in with the save for a move

[CSL]

Holy shit @ Morrison's rotation

[CSL]

lol Lewington took one then

[Stealth-Icon]

He had some major elevation on that one

[Lux]

NOOOOO

[HeartBreakMan2k]

K, scratch that, got a stream running split screen now. Just in time to watch Morrison do a 360 shooting star to the outside. Sexy.

[ClockShot]

WOW. That was close.

[Xero]

I hate Miz.

[screech]

Nice counter by Carlito

[Lux]

*sigh* Damnit

[Triple Naitch]

Does Miz have blue hair?

[St. Jimmy]

*yawn*

[FourFifty]

"THAT WAS BULL SHIT!"
*clap-clap clap-clap-clap*
"THAT WAS BULL SHIT!"
*clap-clap clap-clap-clap*
"THAT WAS BULL SHIT!"
*clap-clap clap-clap-clap*
"THAT WAS BULL SHIT!"
*clap-clap clap-clap-clap*

[ClockShot]

Bummer.

Nice knowing ya, In Crowd.

[screech]

Am I the only one who isn't really a fan of Primo?

[Lux]

So much gray hair in one room.

[screech]

SHANE-O

[Xero]

Thought Vince was Batista for a second.

[Lux]

Am I the only one who isn't really a fan of Primo?

I think we are on the same page

[Stealth-Icon]

Lawler --"these lumberjacks are in my lap over here"---and he liked it

[screech]

He needs to dye his hair. He really isn't old enough to be that gray.

[Xero]

Random Whore Tag Team Action

[CSL]

Maryyyyyyyyyyyse

[Lux]

PUPPIES!

[Xero]

NO! NOT FUCKING 12 ROUNDS!

[Stealth-Icon]

not another bad diva match

[St. Jimmy]

AWESOME. Diva Crap and 12 Rounds. HEY, CAN KID ROCK COME OUT AND DO 20 MORE SONGS!?

[screech]

WHAT THE FUCK 12 ROUNDS?!?

It failed at the box office, why are we still seeing this shit? AND HE IS NOT A DUDLEY!

[shadowfoxrz]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 12 ROUNDS

[Ruien]

This is.............was......literally the first time I have attempted to watch Raw since last June. I suspect it'll be close to another year before I try to watch it again. How can you guys watch this crap? 2000 WCW was a trillion times better then 2009 WEEEEEE........

Get
The
Fuck
Out

[Xero]

AWESOME. Diva Crap and 12 Rounds. HEY, CAN KID ROCK COME OUT AND DO 20 MORE SONGS!?

Nah, it'll be Limp Bizkit this time.

[Stealth-Icon]

Kelly Rippa......nice

[Lux]

Move over Jackie Chan?!? WHAT LOL

[ClockShot]

I CAN'T STAND YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

[St. Jimmy]

FU FALLON. FU FALLON!

[St. Jimmy]

BOOO.

[Zeeboe]

Get
The
Fuck
Out

Blow
Me
Please
Bitch

[ClockShot]

Olivia Munn sighting. Sole highlight right now. That House episode bummed me out.

[thedamndest]

Those Cena clones are obviously doing all this 12 Rounds promotional stuff.

[St. Jimmy]

God the BK King scares me.

[Xero]

Cena promoting 12 Rounds and Fallon.... It's like my TV just randomly threw up two things I hate.

[CSL]

I LIKE SQUARE BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIEEEE

[Stealth-Icon]

Oh no, Cena is a Napcar fan. Just when I thought that it couldn't get any worse.

[Triple Naitch]

Fallon just did his entire interview material in the dressing room.

[Xero]

Fallon just did his entire interview material in the dressing room.

He didn't look at the camera and laugh. He didn't do ALL his material.

[FourFifty]

Yay for the Diva's match up next.... I gotta poop.

[Xero]

I will be awaiting FourFifty's return from laying down a Sid.

[St. Jimmy]

ARMED FORCES NETWORK HD: DISMEMBERMENT IN REAL TIME

[Lux]

Helllllllllllooooo ladieeeees! I'm back. First time watching Raw since like last summer when Vince was doing that whole million buck giveaway.......hmm......anywhere else having trouble hearing Lawler and that other guy? Sucks they got rid of J.R......oh wait, that's Michael Cole! Is it 1999 again?

Anyhow, I wonder how long I'll be able to watch this before I get bored.....Randy Orton.....I thought he was on Smackdown....darn....and I think Howard Finkel should be the mic man, dang it.....

Man, what a long-ass entrance! Jesus! How long do we gotta watch RKO be a bad actor and glare at everyone?

Wow, I hate his mic skills already.....lol. This is terrible! How cheesy, he's saying sooooo many cliche things that "heels" have been saying for years....I remember why I stopped watching wrestling. It was because of crap like this. These kids SUCK at wrestling, and working the mic, and none of them do anything new. They just copy the older guys, only the older guys were so much better.

God, this is crap. It's laughable. Take the mic away from that kid, please! I'll take an old Raw episode anyday! I can see why people make fun of wrestling, cause of corny nonsense like this. Seriously, the boy is HIGHLY over-acting!!!!!!

Vince, please, SHOW HIM how to work the mic....GOOD! See how convincing McMahon looks, Randy? See how mad and scary he is coming across. Vince is the man. He can work that fucking mic! Everyone shut up, and listen.

Holy cow, Vince is STILL the fucking man! Awesome! If only wrestling was ALWAYS like this....*sigh*

Totally a perfect example of how to NOT work the mic, and how TO work the mic......Vince is looking old though. :( But he still knows how to work that crowd.

Dibase(or however you spell it) and Rhodes......*sigh* if only he was talking about those little boys, Daddy's.....
Orton has been on fire and his music suits his cold hearted current gimmick asshole, listen to the lyrics and GTFO NOW :foc:

[Xero]

NO. I WILL NOT FUCKING THANK KID ROCK.

FUCK YOU, KID ROCK! :mad:

[St. Jimmy]

THE FOLLOWING IS A PISS BREAK.

[Stealth-Icon]

Hey, it is indeed Kid Rock being played AGAIN..:foc:

[Lux]

5 Dollars says the faces win. :roll:

[The Gold Standard]

I would make this a piss break, but I want to see Santino, I mean Santina

[Lux]

Blow
Me
Please
Bitch

Please die. actually its more a demand so DO IT.

[CSL]

The RAW divas need Santina

[screech]

lol at Mickie losing her hat

[Lux]

Just give me Jillian and Katie Lea for a night. or a couple nights :drool:

[Jeritron]

I think king was actually on Google Image Search: Safe Search Off

[CSL]

Maryyyyse

[Stealth-Icon]

Ooooooo.....Kelly Kelly sighting

[Triple Naitch]

Natalya's Hart jacket :y:

[screech]

I like Lillian less and less every week

[ClockShot]

Hmmmmmm. Gail Kim is the sole player for smackdown. I'll give the edge to Raw.

[St. Jimmy]

is Nattie Neidhart really wearing that getup?

[thedamndest]

Why do they have to continue sucking Kid Rock's dick? They already paid him in full, so surely they are free to turn to the camera and say, "Jesus, that sucked." Or at least stop promoting the album.

[St. Jimmy]

Ironically I really have to piss now. I'll be back.

[CSL]

Melina sucks

[Zeeboe]

Fallon just did his entire interview material in the dressing room.

Jimmy Fallon? I hate that fucker too. God, the entertainment world is full of douches. Cena, Orton, and Fallon all in one show? *shudders& I switched channels just in time. Granted, Mich St is getting their asses kicked, and Magic Johnson is probably ashamed, but at least they TRY unlike these kiddies on wrestling today.

Jimmy Fallon....what an ass. I wanna hurt that guy. I won't, cause he's not worth going to jail, but I wish I could hit his face so fucking hard that his face might actually be decent looking after I hit him enough. And maybe I could beat him so bad, he'd become retarded, and retards are funny, so then he'd be funny!

Fallon always broke character on SNL. God, that was annoying......some dumb-asses actually thought it was funny. When it rarely happened, it was, but it went on all the damn time. He'd start fucking laughing, and I never knew what the fucking joke was cause he was too busy gigging about it, the dumb-ass.

The old-school guys never did that shit. That's cause they were actual pros, but I tell ya, too many entertainers today suck so much ass. I could do better then them.

I was totally born in the wrong era.....70's, man....what a decade...good music, good movies, SNL and pro wrestling was at it's best then.......

[Lux]

Mmm Natalya

[ClockShot]

I know wearing the family colors is one thing, but that's overdoing it.

[Stealth-Icon]

There will be no problem finding Natalya in the dark tonight

[Lux]

Jimmy Fallon? I hate that fucker too. God, the entertainment world is full of douches. Cena, Orton, and Fallon all in one show? *shudders& I switched channels just in time. Granted, Mich St is getting their asses kicked, and Magic Johnson is probably ashamed, but at least they TRY unlike these kiddies on wrestling today.

Jimmy Fallon....what an ass. He always broke character on SNL. God, that was annoying......some dumb-asses actually thought it was funny. When it rarely happened, it was, but it went on all the damn time.

The old-school guys never did that shit. That's cause they were actual pros, but I tell ya, too many entertainers today suck so much ass. I could do better then them.

I was totally born in the wrong era.....70's, man....what a decade...good music, good movies, SNL and pro wrestling was at it's best then.......
SERIOUSLY WATCH THE PROGRAM OR SHUT THE FUCK UP :mad:

[Lux]

I know wearing the family colors is one thing, but that's overdoing it.

Hey, I'm enjoying it.

[Lux]

Loved that close up

[Lux]

CATFIGHTTTTT -joey styles

[Stealth-Icon]

So, how many sites will now post....Boob slip from Raw, just follow this link for the exclusive pictures. No Lie

[Zeeboe]

Why do they have to continue sucking Kid Rock's dick? They already paid him in full, so surely they are free to turn to the camera and say, "Jesus, that sucked." Or at least stop promoting the album.

They've been sucking Kid Rock's dick for years. In WWF, and WCW. Are you 10 or something? Ya should be use to it.

[Lux]

Called it

[Stealth-Icon]

Yea Mickie

[Xero]

Ho on Ho violence is never the answer. They should love each other.

Literally.

Right now.

[ClockShot]

That was horrible.

[Lux]

They've been sucking Kid Rock's dick for years. In WWF, and WCW. Are you 10 or something? Ya should be use to it.

Are you blind?

[Johnny Vegas]

God those are some bad ass bitches

[screech]

So can we get rid of one of those Women's titles now?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>lol you can always tell who is gonna do the job in these divas matches</font>

[CSL]

Bet Layla got winded like a mother fucker there

Also, it was good to see like 6 of the birds in that match do absoloutely fuck all :|

[LoDownM]

Gail, Maria and Mickey would be the hottest girl only scene ever.

[shadowfoxrz]

Ahhhhhh the HHH/Shane man hug........ :shifty:

[KYR]

Not watching.

Just wanted to :wave:

[Xero]

Got to say, that double FU tease was pretty amazing.

[The Gold Standard]

OMG JOHN CENA IS SOOOOOOOOOO STRONG...

[CSL]

Cena lifting Show and Edge was pretty amazing

[Xero]

Not watching.

Just wanted to :wave:

:wave:

[screech]

I like Triple H's shirt.

[Triple Naitch]

lol that belt is terribly photoshopped onto Rey

[CSL]

STEAMBOAT UP NEXT

[Jeritron]

STEAMBOAT!! Please stay around for a few months.

[Stealth-Icon]

Gail, Maria and Mickey would be the hottest girl only scene ever.

Just add Kelly Kelly

[The Gold Standard]

I like Triple H's shirt.

I don't

[Johnny Vegas]

OMG JOHN CENA IS SOOOOOOOOOO STRONG...

lol i'd like to see your cornball ass do what he did

[Triple Naitch]

Not watching.

Just wanted to :wave:

:wave:









:shifty:

[LoDownM]

Just add Kelly Kelly

No, I don't like blondes.

[Xero]

I am so tired of this Fusion commercial.

It reminds me of when, during 97/98, they were constantly pushing Stridex pads.

[Zeeboe]

Orton has been on fire and his music suits his cold hearted current gimmick asshole, listen to the lyrics and GTFO NOW :foc:

lol. Sad child. Clearly is too young to remember real wrestling.

It seems that wrestling began to blow once ECW, WCW, AND the WWF all went out of business, and this....this....."WWE" shit was born. Seriously, that's when it started to slowly go downhill. I kinda saw it slllllowly coming in 2000, then 2001....few up's and down's....2002 was decent, then WWE was born and 2003 was when it was barely hanging on, and then.....bam.

R.I.P WWF. :(

[Stealth-Icon]

No, I don't like blondes.

Cool... More of her for me

[KYR]

I'm here to determine whether I should watch the replay tonight or not.

So far it's looking like a :nono:

[thedamndest]

Why wasn't the lumberjack match Jim Duggan's specialty match?

[screech]

I don't

It's one of those shirts that looks cool on him, but I would never wear it.

[FourFifty]

I will be awaiting FourFifty's return from laying down a Sid.

Back.
Did I miss Santino's sister?

[The Show Off]

Jimmy Fallon? I hate that fucker too. God, the entertainment world is full of douches. Cena, Orton, and Fallon all in one show? *shudders& I switched channels just in time. Granted, Mich St is getting their asses kicked, and Magic Johnson is probably ashamed, but at least they TRY unlike these kiddies on wrestling today.

Jimmy Fallon....what an ass. I wanna hurt that guy. I won't, cause he's not worth going to jail, but I wish I could hit his face so fucking hard that his face might actually be decent looking after I hit him enough. And maybe I could beat him so bad, he'd become retarded, and retards are funny, so then he'd be funny!

Fallon always broke character on SNL. God, that was annoying......some dumb-asses actually thought it was funny. When it rarely happened, it was, but it went on all the damn time. He'd start fucking laughing, and I never knew what the fucking joke was cause he was too busy gigging about it, the dumb-ass.

The old-school guys never did that shit. That's cause they were actual pros, but I tell ya, too many entertainers today suck so much ass. I could do better then them.

I was totally born in the wrong era.....70's, man....what a decade...good music, good movies, SNL and pro wrestling was at it's best then.......

You forgot to tell the kids to get off the lawn...

Pfft...

unlike these kiddies on wrestling today.

What are you 70's even my grandfather doesn't complain as much as you.

[CSL]

You could get Samuel L. Jackson, Jack Nicholson and Jack Bauer to promote your game and it still won't make it cool WoW creators

[Zeeboe]

Please die. actually its more a demand so DO IT.

You a mod or a cop or your Mother or something? Am I breaking the rules? Or are you just being an ass?

Either way, your request is denied.

[Stealth-Icon]

How can this be the slam of the night?

[Xero]

Back.
Did I miss Santino's sister?

Nope.

And welcome back. :D

[Triple Naitch]

Why.....So.........BOOYAKA BOOYAKA!

[Fox]

lol @ the commercial playing in the corner. what the hell?

[The Gold Standard]

lol i'd like to see your cornball ass do what he did

I can't, but we see him do things like that every PPV. When I see it all the time I get less impressed because he does it with such ease. I think they should give him something harder to do.

[ClockShot]

Somebody's hurt.

[Xero]

Looks like Jeff can't afford face paint anymore.

[Stealth-Icon]

Jeff Hardy...bad selling his limp

[screech]

lol. Sad child. Clearly is too young to remember real wrestling.

It seems that wrestling began to blow once ECW, WCW, AND the WWF all went out of business, and this....this....."WWE" shit was born. Seriously, that's when it started to slowly go downhill. I kinda saw it slllllowly coming in 2000, then 2001....few up's and down's....2002 was decent, then WWE was born and 2003 was when it was barely hanging on, and then.....bam.

R.I.P WWF. :(

That's enough out of you. Why come into the Raw thread just to bitch? Have you nothing better to do?

[Zeeboe]

You forgot to tell the kids to get off the lawn...

Pfft...



What are you 70's even my grandfather doesn't complain as much as you.

26, actually.....and of course your grandfather isn't like me. He's apart of your family.

I pity teens today. Wrestling was at it's best when *I* was a teen.....

nWo...D-X (when they were in their prime)......Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock, the list goes on......

Oh yeah, and wrestlers who could....well, ya know, wrestle and work the mic. That was REAL "Sports Entertainment"

Oh yes, and Benoit was not a child-killer back then too, and was actually someone you could cheer for......even though his mic skills sucked, but he made up for it with his wrestling skill.

Owen, and Eddie were alive then too....*sigh*

Cena was in college getting spanked by the frat boys, and Orton was sucking cock in high school where he belonged in those days.

:(

[Fox]

Jeff took some fucked up bumps last night

[Xero]

LOL, holy shit at that still where Shelton was going head-first to the ground.

[FourFifty]

My sister recorded WrestleMania, and she said she saw me. Within the next few days I'll be watching it to try to find myself.

[Stealth-Icon]

I like how in Rey's music it goes....oooga booga

[Xero]

Why does Rey wear what look like Klan hoods?