There needs to be more physically deformed wrestlers.

[Xero]

KYR reminded me of Zach Gowen. There were so many spots and possible angles with just that missing leg it was ridiculous.

Basically, I want to see more physically deformed wrestlers. For example, I want to see a wrestler with no arms who uses headbutts as his main arsenal. It would also negate a good portion of possible of offense against him. He would be the UnPedigreeable!

How about you? What kind of freak show should wrestling bring in?

[DarKCentaur]

A blind wrestler. Buyrates would skyrocket

[DarKCentaur]

Or how about a deaf guy? The Titantron can show him when the bell rings to start the match, and can visibly show the ref's counts.

[Xero]

Or how about a deaf guy? The Titantron can show him when the bell rings to start the match, and can visibly show the ref's counts.

:rofl:

[KYR]

No arms.

That would mean he could not succumb to:
Hip Toss
Arm Drag (obviously)
Irish Whip
Unprettier
Pump-Handle Slam
Rock Bottom
Arm Bar
Hammer Lock
Master Lock (Full Nelson)
Twist of Fate
Crippler Cross Face
619
Any Randy Orton Rest Hold

[Xero]

Rock Bottom would be more like a really awkward hug.

[KYR]

Actually Kerry von Erich did OK for someone missing a foot.

[KYR]

A blind wrestler. Buyrates would skyrocket

http://www.fulmersbelly.com/img/johncena.jpg

Oh wait...:shifty:

[Lock Jaw]

No arms.

That would mean he could not succumb to:
Arm Bar
Hip Toss
Arm Drag (obviously)
Irish Whip
Arm Bar
Unprettier
Pump-Handle Slam
Rock Bottom
Arm Bar
Hammer Lock
Master Lock (Full Nelson)
Twist of Fate
Arm Bar
Crippler Cross Face
619
Arm Bar
Any Randy Orton Rest Hold

Arm Bar.

[Lock Jaw]

If I were a wrestler, I'd be called the MenoKnight and I would demand that all my matches take place in the dark because I don't believe in electricity. It would get tremendous heat.

[The Show Off]

No arms.

That would mean he could not succumb to:

Any Randy Orton Rest Hold

Umm... headlock?

[KYR]

Umm... headlock?

Show off.

[Tazz Dan]

No arms.

That would mean he could not succumb to:
Hip Toss
Arm Drag (obviously)
Irish Whip
Unprettier
Pump-Handle Slam
Rock Bottom
Arm Bar
Hammer Lock
Master Lock (Full Nelson)
Twist of Fate
Crippler Cross Face
619
Any Randy Orton Rest Hold


Pedigree????

Vince would never hire anyone who couldn't job to HHH :roll:

[KYR]

Pedigree????

Vince would never hire anyone who couldn't job to HHH :roll:

Xero already mentioned the Pedigree.

Try and keep up OK? :roll:

[Tazz Dan]

:$

I read his post like 3 times to start with and still missed it.

:foc:

[KYR]

:$

I read his post like 3 times to start with and still missed it.

:foc:

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[.44 Magdalene]

A wrestler that can't talk



[joke]

[Afterlife]

Actually, I've thought a mute would be a fun gimmick for a long time.

[Xero]

A wrestler that can't talk



[joke]

Vince McMahon: Can't... Talk?
Khali: MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!
Steiner: HUH!?
Hornswoggle: UH! UHUH! HAHAHAHHAHA!
Umaga: :|

[Theo Dious]

Vince McMahon: Can't... Talk?
Khali: MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!
Steiner: HUH!?
Hornswoggle: UH! UHUH! HAHAHAHHAHA!
Umaga: :|

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Just because he can SPEAK doesn't mean he can TALK.

[Theo Dious]

Or how about a deaf guy? The Titantron can show him when the bell rings to start the match, and can visibly show the ref's counts.

http://420.thrashbarg.net/graham_chapman_stop_that_silly.jpg

[FourFifty]

Everyone says "physically deformed" like it's a bad thing?
How about a big ass strong man with four arms, or a guy with a robot arm?



Credit where credit is due- I had a conversation at work today that was simply "Who would win a fight? Goro from Mortal Kombat or Spencer from Bionic Commando?"

[DarKCentaur]

Clearly the answer is John Cena :shifty:

[Droford]

Someone with a majorly deformed back (hunchback?) which would keep them from being pinned traditionally since their shoulders would never be on the mat.

[Xero]

Didn't they do that gimmick in WCW?

[DarKCentaur]

Yeah, wasn't that in the Wrestlecrap book? The same guy that played the Friar character

[Anybody Thrilla]

The same guy that played Bastion Booger?

[Jeritron]

They wouldn't have a leg to stand on in the title picture

[Mooияakeя™]

Let's not limit to physicality. Mentally challenged or just plain wrong will do. Let's think out of the box. Let's thing Vince russo style.

What about a raping paedo guy?

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[Anybody Thrilla]

A guy with a wife as a manager, but he cheats on her with other divas.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Oh wait, I guess Edge did that.

[Anybody Thrilla]

How about an alcoholic? Not like Sandman or Steve Austin, but someone whose performance is affected by their alcoholism?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Oh wait, I guess Hawk and Scott Hall both did that.

[Afterlife]

I think a character with palilalia would be pretty sweet. :shifty:

[My Final Heaven]

What about a guy with Kuato from Total Recall growing out of him? You could make him the manager, and give advice during the match, or make it so the dude AND Kuato had to pinned elimination-style. And while we're on the subject of Total Recall:

http://pics.livejournal.com/winsol2000/pic/0000yp5x/s320x240 http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zBidVAXP_-A/SBU38TTVeyI/AAAAAAAAD-M/UKFBUQfmrkI/s400/triple-t.jpg

How quickly would the male demographic tune in to see a Diva with 3 boobs?

[DAMN iNATOR]

http://www.fulmersbelly.com/img/johncena.jpg

CENA WINS!

^FIXED.^

[Mooияakeя™]

http://pics.livejournal.com/winsol2000/pic/0000yp5x/s320x240 http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zBidVAXP_-A/SBU38TTVeyI/AAAAAAAAD-M/UKFBUQfmrkI/s400/triple-t.jpg

http://www.celebrity-pics.net/dp/files/1-3.jpg http://cache.io9.com/assets/resources/2007/11/3breasted-startreka.jpg

How quickly would the male demographic tune in to see a Diva with 3 boobs?

Added more for freaky wankers.

[Chavo Classic]

Or how about a deaf guy? The Titantron can show him when the bell rings to start the match, and can visibly show the ref's counts.

There were rumours floating around the IWC that this was going to be CM Punk's gimmick when he got called up from OVW. I'm guessing some TPWWers would argue that it would've at least made him interesting.

[Xero]

LOL, that's right. Forgot about that.

[Beauser]

No arms.

That would mean he could not succumb to:
Hip Toss
Arm Drag (obviously)
Irish Whip
Unprettier
Pump-Handle Slam
Rock Bottom
Arm Bar
Hammer Lock
Master Lock (Full Nelson)
Twist of Fate
Crippler Cross Face
619
Any Randy Orton Rest Hold


Double Arm DDT...