You are all fucking screwy.

[Afterlife]

Maryse is the worst thing they've acquired in ages. She cannot wrestle and she cannot talk. She is very, very bad.

[Jeritron]

Wrong.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I don't really see her appeal either.

[thedamndest]

Let me show you some pictures from her most recent event at Google Image Search: SafeSearch Off. Her finishing move is the Attractive Vagina.

http://maryseworld.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/maryse_playboy_51.jpg

[Jeritron]

Fix that image so I can know which of the many Maryse Oulett moderate Safesearch off results it is

[ron the dial]

that argument will not work on afterlife. he prefers penis to tits. i'd imagine the vagina does very little for him.

[Jeritron]

Maryse Oulett

[ron the dial]

i haven't watched enough of her to really make a call, but i like the little that i've seen. i think "potential" is the keyword here.

[thedamndest]

Maryse can have a conversation about the many products of Crate and Barrel.

[Jeritron]

There's definitely something intangible about her that endears her to me, on top of the tits and ass.

[Anybody Thrilla]

She's hot, I'll give her that. But then what?

[thedamndest]

Then she continues to be hot?

[Gertner]

yeah, but she's hott

[The Fonz]

yeah, but she's hott

[Anybody Thrilla]

Upon closer inspection, it turns out that Maryse is indeed hot.

[Mooияakeя™]

I'd let her piss on me to be fair.

[The Gold Standard]

She is hot, I haven't seen enough wrestling to give a good opinion about her, other than she is hot.

[Damian Rey]

Let me show you some pictures from her most recent event at Google Image Search: SafeSearch Off. Her finishing move is the Attractive Vagina.

http://maryseworld.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/maryse_playboy_51.jpg

Point taken. Marysse is gorgeous. And again, I think she has potential to be something. From what I've seen, she plays the character well, but needs alot of work in-ring wise. I honestly think she can be another Melina in a few years.

[Afterlife]

Ridiculous.

[Shadow]

I wouldn't kick her out of bed in the morning/.

[Jeritron]

WWE officials are said to be very high on Divas Champion Maryse due to her personality, hence her move to Raw during the live draft on Monday night. Fellow Raw Diva Beth Phoenix is expected to turn babyface soon, leading into a key singles program between the two.

[thedamndest]

Ryan Clark misspelled hot.

[Nark Order]

I would like to point out that Maryse is really good in the WWE... at being hot. I'd say that she has accomplished the goal they brought her in to accomplish.

[Kane Knight]

Maryse is the man.

[Triple Naitch]

Her vag is amazing. :naughty:

They've given bigger pushes to worse divas before. Why not give her a good run?

[XL]

I read that as 'bigger bushes'.

[#1-norm-fan]

I'd like to give her a good run.

And by "run", I mean drilling my penis into her vagina and/or mouth area.

[The Fonz]

Ridiculously Hot.

And sort of talented. She's not the best wrestler ever, but she's not the worst either. And she's really really hot. :y:

[CSL]

MAARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE

[thedamndest]

Let's not forget that she is hot.

[Loose Cannon]

I direct you to comments from myself on page 11 of the Raw thread

wow, who is this Smackdown women's champ? wow

[Loose Cannon]

I was wow'ed

[Afterlife]

A, she is not hot. She looks like Paris Hilton minus the downs syndrome, and that's not "hot", that's "average, but willing to get naked".

B, she is not talented. She has all the grace of a brain surgeon with Parkinson's.

[Nark Order]

At least she's hot though.

[Jeritron]

Not to mention her hotness

[Nark Order]

I'd also like to point out how underrated she is when it comes to being hot. I mean people think she's hot, but I mean, she is REALLY hot.

[Nicky Fives]

I'd like to give her a good run.

And by "run", I mean drilling my penis into her vagina and/or mouth area.

B-I-N-G-O

[Afterlife]

Boys. :nono:

[Heyman]

I'd also like to point out how underrated she is when it comes to being hot. I mean people think she's hot, but I mean, she is REALLY hot.

[ron the dial]

a) she is hot.
b) grace? what does grace matter? she is hot.
c) she is definitely hot.

[Nark Order]

all of the above

[interforce]

So what if she is dumb. You dont have hot women speaking to you when they have a mouthful of your cock do you?

I would possibly fuck everyhole if i ever had the chance as she is hot.

[CSL]

all of the above

As well as all of that, she's pretty damn hot

[Afterlife]

"Grace", as in fluidity of motion. Her "wrestling" is slow and obscenely telegraphed and she can't get thru a sentence without making my brain want to cry. There is no finesse in her repertoire of lameness.

[interforce]

"Grace", as in fluidity of motion. Her "wrestling" is slow and obscenely telegraphed and she can't get thru a sentence without making my brain want to cry. There is no finesse in her repertoire of lameness.

Maybe you would like to crack one off over Morrisons abs then?

[Krimzon7]

Wouldn't you??? I'm straight, but I have a weak spot for the abs. I'd crack my second one off IN Maryse though.

[interforce]

Wouldn't you??? I'm straight, but I have a weak spot for the abs. I'd crack my second one off IN Maryse though.

LOL ok if i was gonna go gay i would drip my man milk on those abs

[#1-norm-fan]

This thread has taken a drastic turn...

[The Gold Standard]

Don't forget she is hot

[Afterlife]

No entire woman could compare to the awesome glory of Morrison's abs.

That doesn't mean Maryse is anywhere close to talented. It just means it's not a fair comparison.

[Fox]

I think her appeal comes from the fact that people want to stick objects in and around her vagina.

[Krimzon7]

Afterlife, c'mon dude. Maryse is very fuckable. Add that to the fact that she grunts and cavorts IN ADDITION TO the fact that she will do stuff naked and this demographic worships her.


Accept it. And gaze at more abs.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Have you guys not noticed how hot she is?!? Really, it's so damn obvious. Plus the little hair toss thingy she does is just blatantly fucking sexy. Little things like that are amazing

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

How are you guys all over looking how hot she is? fuck, what a bunch of tossers.

[Innovator]

Guys cmon now she's smoooooooooooooking hot

[7spike]

This is by far the best threat in TPWW. I'm bookmarking it and subscribing. I might even print it out when it's all said and done.

[interforce]

Ok so your after a woman with talent? Ok well here you go this woman has bags of talent and i am sure she is a great girl and would be totally good for you. However you would never hit it a million years.

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l74/waltypies/capt_d123739893204e6dbcf49e70cf2882.jpg


Now on the flip side you have a woman which maybe a bit meh when it comes to talent. However she is hot and you fuck her poo hole.

That is all

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l74/waltypies/maryse-pic_392x393.jpg

[CSL]

Woah, that Maryse is actually quite hot

[Jeritron]

Alright guys lets get back on topic.

Maryse is pretty hot. Discuss.

[Kane Knight]

Morrison's abs aren't particularly special in wrestling or entertainment in general.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Yep. Definitely hot. Only minor gripe I have is that I suppose technically you could classify her as the stereotypical "token dumb (or not) blonde girl".

[Supreme Olajuwon]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/228/487014347_098d9c0f1e_o.jpg

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I mean she's hot, but how many Pulitzers does she have? Probably none.

[DAMN iNATOR]

By "pulitzers" I'll assume you mean boobs, and correct you that she has 2.

[Xero]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/228/487014347_098d9c0f1e_o.jpg

The airbrushing is an enormous turn off.

[Anybody Thrilla]

She didn't airbrush herself.

[Loose Cannon]

not at all. that picture is 100% straight up Walmart prints. right out of the machine

[ron the dial]

i blame it on lori fabrizio

[Supreme Olajuwon]

actually I believe its Lorifa Brizio

[Dave Youell]

There's only like 6 images in this thread?

Fail!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Especially considering it's just basically been a Maryse appreciation thread from the get go. She's not the only hot diva in the WWE folks:roll:. I know that probably comes as a shock to most of you...

[Supreme Olajuwon]

http://www.wwedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/maryse_nude_2.jpg

[Supreme Olajuwon]

http://maryseworld.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/maryse_playboy_4.jpg

[Supreme Olajuwon]

she has magnificent nipples

[CSL]

Been my favourite picture of anything anywhere for some time now

http://www.thebeefboy.com/archives/fanpage/maryse_ouellet/maryse_oullett_11.jpg

[CSL]

Quite hot btw

[Afterlife]

Morrison's abs aren't particularly special in wrestling or entertainment in general.

Seeing as how 90% of the WWE has a gut, I'd say abs are quite rare.

Afterlife, c'mon dude. Maryse is very fuckable. Add that to the fact that she grunts and cavorts IN ADDITION TO the fact that she will do stuff naked and this demographic worships her.


Accept it. And gaze at more abs.

THAT'S NOT TALENT!!!!!!! :rant:

[DAMN iNATOR]

Quite hot btw


Yes, that is one hot ×! I'd hit that...


:shifty:

[CSL]

It was working fine when I posted it :|

I blame Juan

[CSL]

FixXxed

[DAMN iNATOR]

Oh sure, just blame "those damn mexican kids"...

[CSL]

I most definitely shall

[DAMN iNATOR]

I expect then that the next time you go to the Taco Bell drive-thru you should be put on notice. Juan told me he's going to spit all over all your tacos in the next order.:y:

[Dave Youell]

Ok, there's a few more pics

It's getting slightly better

[Jeritron]

She has Stevie Wonders.

Which brings me to my next point...even Stevie Wonder knows she's hot.

[Jeritron]

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[Triple Naitch]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. She has an amazing vagina.

[Destor]

SHe's very hot. I don't like blondes or women with absolutly no ass. But she's very hot.

[Mr. Nerfect]

At first, I couldn't have cared about Maryse, and she didn't even appeal to me physically. She was just you average talentless blonde that got signed to the WWE. But I've had a soft spot for her ever since she was talking about the draft last year in a random survey thing conducted by Joey Styles, and said she just wants to get away from Deuce N' Domino, completely keeping kayfabe.

In the ring, I like her better than Kelly Kelly, Candice Michelle or even what I've seen from Michelle McCool and Jillian Hall. Of the crappy Divas in the WWE, she's probably the best of the worst, talent-wise. Her mega-bitch personality and ability to play a character just make it for me.

Oh, and now I'd agree that she is very, very hot.

[thedamndest]

I went ahead and repped just about every post in this thread in celebration of how hot Maryse is.

[Juan]

*post*

[thedamndest]

I exhausted my rep supply, much like I would like to exhaust my spunk supply on Maryse's face.

[Innovator]

ooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeee

[Krimzon7]

Seeing as how 90% of the WWE has a gut, I'd say abs are quite rare.

Abs are rare, and abs that allow me to enjoy my shredded cheese are rare-er.
Thus making the omelettes that I eat at the palace of wisdom more awesome.

THAT'S NOT TALENT!!!!!!! :rant:

who said anything about talent? WTF are you talking about? Are you telling me that your cock didn't tingle looking at Maryse? IF IT DID, THEN THERE'S YOUR TALENT BRO!

[Lux]

Hey, I'd let her use that accent on me if ya know what I mean :naughty:

[Skippord]

you know something?

Maryse is pretty fuckin' hot

[sulzerdrone]

I just rubbed one out to Maryse's talents...

[Volare]

Giggity. Giggity goo.

[XIII]

she's fuckin hot though

[Smokey]

hot white bitch

[Innovator]

I think everyone in this thread is missing the point that Maryse is fucking hot

[Afterlife]

who said anything about talent? WTF are you talking about? Are you telling me that your cock didn't tingle looking at Maryse? IF IT DID, THEN THERE'S YOUR TALENT BRO!

I said something about talent. That was the whole point. And no, my "cock didn't tingle", my eloquent friend. My gut tightens up and my brain starts to cry, but my penis is nary effected.

[ron the dial]

i don't think that you're the demographic wwe is attempting to reach with maryse. mainly because you like penis. as evidenced by this thread, she's hot to those who enjoy the vagina and that's really what matters.

[Anybody Thrilla]

OK, I just watched her match with Gail Kim from Smackdown, and I must say, it wasn't terrible.

[Afterlife]

You gonna call that "good"?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Show me one spot in that post where I used the word "good".

[Smokey]

her titties are "good" lol

[Afterlife]

Show me one spot in that post where I used the word "good".

I was asking for clarification, smarty. That match was slow and weak. The best part was Gail's finisher, because it was neat, Maryse actually sold something well, and it ended the damn match.

[Volare]

Maryse on her back with that look on her face...um I mean YEAH IT A GREAT SELL!

[Anybody Thrilla]

I was asking for clarification, smarty. That match was slow and weak. The best part was Gail's finisher, because it was neat, Maryse actually sold something well, and it ended the damn match.

Your post insinuated that I said it was good. DON'T ACT LIKE IT DIDN'T. It was bearable, though. Maryse had a pretty nice backbreaker. My bar is set so low for her matches though, and that one definitely wasn't her worst.

[DaVe]

I'm a big supporter of you usually Afterlife, but unfortunately I must agree with the majority.

P.S. Maryse is damn hot.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Yeah, Afterlife is the man.

They just need to pick her spots. There's something about her that makes me happier that she won the title from Michelle McCool, who might actually be the better wrestler -- I can't tell because I don't like nor give a shit about McCool right now. I do somewhat care about Maryse.

[Afterlife]

Your post insinuated that I said it was good. DON'T ACT LIKE IT DIDN'T. It was bearable, though. Maryse had a pretty nice backbreaker. My bar is set so low for her matches though, and that one definitely wasn't her worst.

You implied!! :mad: No, it wasn't her worst match -- because she was in the ring with a wrestler. It was still low grade, even for a chick fight.

I'm a big supporter of you usually Afterlife, but unfortunately I must agree with the majority.

P.S. Maryse is damn hot.

She is a woman; she is thusly unattractive. :p

Yeah, Afterlife is the man.

They just need to pick her spots. There's something about her that makes me happier that she won the title from Michelle McCool, who might actually be the better wrestler -- I can't tell because I don't like nor give a shit about McCool right now. I do somewhat care about Maryse.

I got a spot for her: right in the back of the "May I Work For TNA" line.

[Dave Youell]

Ok, again, no new pictures, fail, epic fail.

Someone find some Angelina Love pics

[DAMN iNATOR]

http://www.freewebs.com/prowrestling-news/Gail%20Kim%20nude%201.jpg
Gail Kim topless...:drool:

[Afterlife]

She is very bland in appearance.

[Boondock Saint]

Maryse is smoking hot.

[Hornicane]

No-one has mentioned recently that Maryse is fucking hot.

Maryse is fucking hot.

[sulzerdrone]

I'll have to see more nudes before I can make a deffinitive descision...

[DAMN iNATOR]

http://freenudecelebritypics.com/wp-content/maria-kanellis-wwe-diva-playboy-nude-5.jpg
^ Maria :y: ^

[interforce]

does anyone else think she is hot or is it just me?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

http://www.wiihotties.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/maryse.jpg
http://www.thewwedivasnude.com/pictures/maryse.jpg
<a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/maryse/tonyvieira/povo unido/MaryseOuellet.jpg?o=1" target="_blank"><img src="http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d157/tonyvieira/povo%20unido/MaryseOuellet.jpg" border="0"></a>
http://www.wwedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/maryse_playboy_31.jpg
http://www.playboy.com/girls/celebrities/features/wrestling/maryse-ouellet/images/maryse-ouellet-medium1.jpg
<a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/maryse/LonelyWolf_69/wrestling/maryse7.jpg?o=1" target="_blank"><img src="http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb148/LonelyWolf_69/wrestling/maryse7.jpg" border="0"></a>
http://www.lethalwow.com/images4/Maryse-Michelle-McCool-Eve-Torres-Muscle-Fitness-Magazine-11.jpg
http://www.lethalwow.com/images4/Maryse-Michelle-McCool-Eve-Torres-Muscle-Fitness-Magazine-10.jpg

[Juan]

She's pretty hot, I must admit

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Meh she's alright. She gets a 15 out of 10 tops.

[Afterlife]

Ugh. She looks generic. There, I said it.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

If she lived in Greece we'd have the Trojan War all over again.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

No but seriously she's so generic. I saw 46 girls just like her on the street today. On a related note, it is very difficult to hide an erection while walking down the street.

[Shadow]

...wow...she's hot.

[Mooияakeя™]

FIT AS FUCK!

(I think this is kinda laid out like a sig too):

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00440/Maryse280_440423a.jpg http://www.ugo.com/sports/gorgeous-women-of-wrestling/images/entries/maryse-oullette.jpg http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00376/Maryse_09182006rf_1_376532a.jpg

[Smokey]

damn baby girl is FINE-o-mite

[CSL]

lol

[Afterlife]

damn baby girl is FINE-o-mite

Could you be blacker, please?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Racism will surely help people see your side of the argument, Afterlife.

[Volare]

It works for Family Guy.

[Afterlife]

Racism will surely help people see your side of the argument, Afterlife.

I was only asking.

[Team Sheep]

I have a picture with Maryse in Houston which I will treasure forever. She also whispered to me "Damn look at all the people (lining up) :(". She confided in me to tell me that. I was special to her.