Why a feud between Captain Charisma and The Heartbreak Kid wouldn't work...

[Anybody Thrilla]

Shawn Michaels would never hit a Christian.

*RETRO JOKE*

[McLegend]

Deja vu

[#BROKEN Hasney]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a366/hollywoodh/1239047842495.gif

[Anybody Thrilla]

Post some wrestling jokes in here?

[Kane Knight]

Christian is the man.

[thedamndest]

Why did John Cena's store close down?

Because Cena can't sell!

I made that joke after Wrestlemania 23 and got a standing boovation.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Christian is the man.

Is that your wrestling joke?

[Nicky Fives]

lol...... the Chriatian one is hilarious.... we need some more jokes.....

[Anybody Thrilla]

I originally made this joke around 2003 or so (but instead of 'Captain Charima' and 'The Heartbreak Kid' I said 'CLB' and 'HBK') and I think that remains my most positively reputationed post to this very day.

[Rammsteinmad]

Does Edge's first title reign count as a joke?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Then there's always the cynics who come and ruin everyone's fun.

[Rammsteinmad]

Don't be such a pussy.

[CSL]

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

'Cause Hogan's going over instead

weyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Rammsteinmad]

Why did Kevin Nash cross the road?

He didn't. He stepped off the kerb and tore his quad!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! :lol:

:shifty:

[Rammsteinmad]

WTF:

Question:- Why didn't Paul London refuse to go in with the rated R superstar, Edge.

Answer:- He changed the R to G and the G standed for gay. Paul London didn't find out what was Edge going to do with him if he stood in the ring more than 12 seconds.

from Smallsfam4

:wtf:

[CSL]

That joke almost negates my will to live

[Rammsteinmad]

For the record I found that on a website... but it's so fucked up I had to post it.

[The Fonz]

http://www.loldawgz.com/dawgz/hilarious.jpg

[Anybody Thrilla]

Don't be such a pussy.

I am what I eat. :naughty:

[Heyman]

Good joke.

On a sadder note however, the WWE would never let Christian feud with Shawn Michaels because they don't consider Christian to be a big enough star.

Truly amazing how the WWE have pissed away Christian so far.....and some of the dumbasses on here actually support the WWE putting Christian on ECW.

Fucking amazing. :n:

[Anybody Thrilla]

I am hereby banning jokes involving Paul London and Edge from this thread. Paul London OR Edge is fine, BUT NOT BOTH. :mad:

[Gertner]

This one time I was in the copy room at my work with this chick. So I shut off the lights and yelled "You can't see me"


Then I raped her.

[Anybody Thrilla]

That's it, Gertner. Give me your address. You wouldn't say that joke to my face.

[Gertner]

lol

[CSL]

Think I came across the same website as rammsteinmad up there. Some of them are mind blowing

question : Why is undertaker a dead man in the USA?

answer: Because he is a cock in a bottle with a grave lol

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Q:what happens when u cook mark henry.
A:U get meat patties.

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Vince Mcmahon is walking somewhere and one kid says...look at that walk...
and another one says you have to be triple jointed to pull that off.

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Q:Y is john cena gay
A:Cus stone cold said so

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Question: No one in the U.S cares for or likes the pujambie retard known as the "so called great" Khali and no one can understand what he says and no one speaks retarded or understands the retard language so why dosn't he do us all a favor and goes back to his pujamie land of india

Answer: Cause no one likes him there eather he don't belong anywhere he needs to get off of planet earth and go back to the planet where he's from Jupiter

ps hope u like my wrestling joke

From: Cena's biggest fan/Lover aka member of Cena's awesome chain gang Nikie Cena aka Nikie Tikka

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Joke: why did matt hardy cross the road?
answers: because he didn't want to die

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Q WHY HAVE SHAWN MICHEALS BEN LOESING?

A CAUSE YOU GOT STAND BESIDE HIM OR
UNDER HIM FOR HIM TO SEE YOU

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what do cryme time and batman have in common?
They both like robin! (lol at this one btw)


I feel like these are some variety of ultra smarks and these are flying straight over my head.

[ron the dial]

lol ps hope u like my wrestling joke

[Anybody Thrilla]

That Cryme Tyme one was mildly cute. The others ones are all extremely hilarious, though. That delivery on the Khali one is second to none.

[ron the dial]

i also appreciate the fact that the khali joke came with with the comedian's official title and full name

[ron the dial]

What did John Cena tell the Japanese Chef?

You can't Sashimi!

[Anybody Thrilla]

What did John Cena tell the Mad Hatter?

YOU CAN'T TEA ME!

[ron the dial]

ok i think i've found the worst ones yet because they come with these amazing explanations:

What is a wrestling fan's favourite Sean Connery film?
The Rock (The Rock was a wrestler but the film is about a hostage situation in Alacatraz, which has the nickname "the rock")


Which wrestler can be used for stimulation of the anus during sexual intercourse while he's strangling his retarded son to death?
Chris Ben Wa (Benoit)! :nono:


I say I say I say, my wife's run off to the caribbean.
Jamaica?
No but John Cena! (saw her)

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm not even sure how to feel about that Chris Benoit one.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Which wrestler can be used for stimulation of the anus during sexual intercourse while he's strangling his retarded son to death?
Chris Ben Wa (Benoit)! :nono:


rofl

[ron the dial]

I'm not even sure how to feel about that Chris Benoit one.
i almost didn't post it but oh well. there was another one too but i figured that one was enough. neither one was funny.

[ron the dial]

What did CM Punk tell Adam Copeland when he tried to feel him up?

I'm straight, Edge

[Anybody Thrilla]

:lol:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

June 16, 2008

Q:Y is john cena gay
A:Cus stone cold said so

from: Skullz A.K.A HBK 4life



nice

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Q. What do you call a former WCW midcarder that resembles an emoticon depicting the northernmost region of France?
A. Norman Smiley (Norman Smiley)!
― MPx4A (http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ViewUserProfileControllerServlet?messageid=10&boardid=65&threadid=254), Wednesday, 25 June 2008 09:45 (9 months ago)

Q. What do you call a former WCW midcarder that attempts to play golf while wearing a kilt and long flat devices on his feet?
A. Scott Puttski (Scot putt-ski)!

[The Fonz]

Vince hates Christian.

[Xero]

What is Sid's favorite pick-up line?

"May I shit here?"

[Xero]

What are Randy Orton's thoughts on last night's events?

I don't know, he hasn't gotten to the ring yet.

[Xero]

What do they call Umaga in Samoa?

"Bulldozer"

What do they call Samoa Joe in Samoa?

"Hey fat fuck..."

[Jeritron]

Vince hates Christian.
CM Punk is in the doghouse.

These are the two things you must keep in mind before you speculate on anything.

[The Gold Standard]

Does Edge's first title reign count as a joke?

What about Rey's title reign, or Kanes?

[The Fonz]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d8/ChristianITG.jpg

[Xero]

What about Rey's title reign, or Kanes?

Rey never had one.

Kane's was good for a laugh, though.

[Xero]

You want to talk about a joke?

"The Brian Kendrik was WWE Champion for a short time."

[Mooияakeя™]

http://www.angelfire.com/bc/insider/funny.html

You Watch WAY TOO MUCH Wrestling When.......

- You chokeslam your cat.

- You clothsline people in the supermarket for no real reason.

- When you put your kids to bed, you tell them to "Rest In Peace"

- You power bomb your mom through the dinner table.

:wtf:

[Mooияakeя™]

Jerry: Hey McMahon, I just saw a movie this past week about Stu & Helen's kids.

Vince McMahon: What's that?

Jerry: Twelve Monkeys!!!

[Xero]

How many Vince McMahons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Lightbulb screwed lightbulb

lol

[Xero]

"When the Iron Sheik got pulled over and arrested on the Jersey Turnpike his career fell harder and faster then Owen Hart."

- Scott Hall

[Theo Dious]

Jerry: Hey McMahon, I just saw a movie this past week about Stu & Helen's kids.

Vince McMahon: What's that?

Jerry: Twelve Monkeys!!!

Bobby Heenan: You know that movie, Sleepless In Seattle? Stu Hart and his wife Helen are going to remake the movie... they're going to meet eye to eye over a bowl of prunes, and it's going to be called "Senile In Seattle!"

You want good rips, you go straight to the top.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

How many Vince McMahons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Lightbulb screwed lightbulb

lol
lol

[FourFifty]

This thread is almost completely useless, until Tedious mentioned Bobby Heenan.

[Rammsteinmad]

Those "you watch too much wrestling when" things are mostly crappy, but I did read one somewhere that I liked, it said:

You know you watch too much wrestling when your boss fires you, and then you turn up to work the next day wearing a mask.

That's kinda funny to imagine actually doing that if you ever got the sack. :lol:

[Anybody Thrilla]

This thread is almost completely useless, until Tedious mentioned Bobby Heenan.

Let's not forget that YOU are almost completely useless, Mr. Fifty.

[GD]

Why did Kurt Angle boast about crossing the road?

Because he did it with a broken freakin' neck.