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Mooияakeя™
04-17-2009, 04:19 PM
So, the ever dull Ryan Clark states:

"Taz Comments On WWE Release & Teases TNA Debut" as the title for http://www.tpww.net/2009/04/taz-comments-on-wwe-release-teases-tna-debut/

In closing, I’ve been in the Pro Wrestling business for 23 years and I don’t plan on disappearing anytime soon.

I plan to make an impact real soon in this, the ultimate in businesses and keep it’s honor….lol….sorry for crossing the line with my sophomoric humor! Survive if I let you.

FTW
Taz

Is it me or does this not also lean towards RoH as much as TNA? I don't think Taz is teasing anything, but just to give a nod to other promotions that exist for a laugh.

But just say if it does. If any, where do u think he'd suit more, be better used and who would benefit more with him being on their show. Or just plainly where would u like to see him?

I'll go RoH.

IC Champion
04-17-2009, 04:31 PM
Taz will probably go back to WWE, no one else will pay him as much to commentate.

CSL
04-17-2009, 04:32 PM
I don't really have any desire to see a fat Taz in tracksuit bottoms get in the ring again

Mooияakeя™
04-17-2009, 04:32 PM
I didn't mean in the ring :?:

mike adamle
04-17-2009, 04:34 PM
id love it if he was in roh, but he's going to tna, no question, at least for me, hopefully he'll prove me wrong, but i doubt it

CSL
04-17-2009, 04:37 PM
I didn't mean in the ring :?:

o. i c.

In that case, I don't care what he does. He's an average at very best commentator and don't see what he could bring to the table for anybody :-\

IC Champion
04-17-2009, 04:41 PM
TNA could use a couple of average commentators.

thedamndest
04-17-2009, 04:41 PM
Taz is probably as good or better than most of TNA's roster. Taz is probably not as good as most of ROH. I would hate to see him go to TNA because it's TNA, but at this stage in his career it's probably where he's best suited.

The Gold Standard
04-17-2009, 05:11 PM
He will probably go to TNA, because TNA will think that Taz will boost ratings

GD
04-17-2009, 05:24 PM
I just loved watching Taz on Smackdown.

What Would Kevin Do?
04-17-2009, 05:27 PM
Well, he's not wrestling, he said that himself. "Ultimate" I think is also a shout out to UFC the way he worded it. IF Tax was going to announce somewhere else, my guess would be ROH, just because they're run closer to where Taz is from, where TNA is run in Florida... I don't think it's happening though.

The One
04-17-2009, 05:35 PM
"impact"

"crossing the line"

It seems to me he's teasing TNA. And if that's the case, I pray that he kills Don West and takes his place behind the booth. And no, I don't mean Kayfabe kill him, I mean literally end Don West's life. (but blame it on Kayfabe so he doesn't have to go to jail)

Xero
04-17-2009, 05:38 PM
"and keep it’s honor"

He's just fucking around dropping "hints".

Honestly I could see him going to MMA for commentary.

CSL
04-17-2009, 05:39 PM
TOVO Fact: Tovo is not a fan of Donald Ronald West

CSL
04-17-2009, 05:39 PM
Fact: Yes, Donald West's middle name is Ronald

Xero
04-17-2009, 05:40 PM
DONALD RONALD WEST!?

:rofl:

Droford
04-17-2009, 05:41 PM
I voted for the full retirement option, if only because its been 7 years since he last wrestled and he hasnt done anything meaningful in the ring in almost 10. Hes nothing special as a commentator and though hed be miles better than Don West I would rather he just leave and keep his word that being like every other wrestler that ever walked out and came crawling back soon after.

Edit - Taz going to UFC would be interesting though, but I think thats the least likely option.

DrA
04-17-2009, 06:26 PM
IMO he should watch his old matches on Betamax.

Mooияakeя™
04-17-2009, 07:18 PM
"impact"

"crossing the line"

It seems to me he's teasing TNA. And if that's the case, I pray that he kills Don West and takes his place behind the booth. And no, I don't mean Kayfabe kill him, I mean literally end Don West's life. (but blame it on Kayfabe so he doesn't have to go to jail)

As in botch?

Good plan. I approve. But would feel slightly bad if it happened. But as it won't, fuck Don West.

Sovereigntywillpr
04-18-2009, 01:48 AM
wasn't Taz set to be a main-eventer (or upper roster-kinda like vader in those years) when he signed with WWE? I remember his suprise premier at Royal Rumble 2000 I think it was...(I could be wrong about the big push)

But what does anyone know if the initial contract had some big coin and how long it was. isn't that shit all available since they become public if you own a stock(my brother's ex roomate owns 1 stock and attended a meeting once)

The Optimist
04-18-2009, 02:23 AM
He ended Kurt Angle's initial winning streak in a suprise appearance at Madison Square Garden at the Rumble, then got buried by Summerslam. I think. Taz and Angle in an actual series would have been cool.

The Optimist
04-18-2009, 02:23 AM
I voted Ring of Honor, he could probably either be a manager/trainer or a commentator strictly for name purposes.

7spike
04-18-2009, 02:46 AM
Regardless of where he goes, man I hope he didn't come up with those jokes or whatever himself. Because they're really bad, even after the disclaimer. Man, just brutal. Its like the TNA creative team came up with--

Oh.

XIII
04-18-2009, 09:16 AM
TAZ USED TO BE THE SHIT......HIS FUED WITH SABU IS CLASSIC.....


WWE RUINED TAZ....


SURVIVE............

Triple Naitch
04-18-2009, 09:56 AM
TAZ USED TO BE THE SHIT......HIS FUED WITH SABU IS CLASSIC.....


WWE RUINED TAZ....


SURVIVE............

........

Triple Naitch
04-18-2009, 09:57 AM
I hope Taz just stays home and makes the occasional appearance on WWE TV. I would hate to see him go to TNA, but part of me wants to see him go to ROH.

Haze
04-18-2009, 09:58 AM
I'm glad to see that Taz has no plans to return to the ring.

Not that I wouldn't love to see an old school Taz return, but I would agree he would only be a shell of his former self.

Smarky The Shark
04-18-2009, 10:50 AM
Taz was overrated, he was just a Strong Style wannabe.

CSL
04-18-2009, 12:11 PM
Just like to point out one more time that Don West's middle name is Ronald.

That's Donald Ronald West ladies and gents.

Donald. Ronald. West.

Krimzon7
04-19-2009, 12:10 AM
I'm a cunt, but hey... I like cunt.

Skippord
04-19-2009, 03:26 AM
he could replace Mike Hogewood or whatever the fuck that porpoise guy is

.44 Magdalene
04-19-2009, 04:38 AM
http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/This-Thread-Delivers/1/risredrerivers.jpg

Tazz Dan
04-19-2009, 04:50 AM
Crossrine

Stickman
04-19-2009, 03:56 PM
Is TNA going to have to change his name to something gay like Taze?

Vietnamese Crippler
04-19-2009, 04:12 PM
Tahz

Casey Jones
04-19-2009, 08:33 PM
It sounds to me like Taz will become a commentor on TNA. It was pretty implicit as far as I'm concerned.