lockdown stream

[mike adamle]

http://www.justin.tv/wsn_tv

[screech]

So will this be the Lockdown discussion thread as well?

[Casey Jones]

I think TNA would be better off trying to merge with the WWE. The WWE can then have four legitimate shows, and release the deadweight.

[CSL]

Been a typical faceless meaningless X division spotfest so far

[CSL]

That Suicide Dive off the cage was pretty immense though

[Juan]

http://www.justin.tv/tpwwvault

[CSL]

Why does Chris Daniels appear to have turned into Claudio Castagnoli?

[screech]

That Suicide Dive off the cage was pretty immense though

Indeed it was. The rest of the match was pretty bad, though

[CSL]

Oh yay. Daffney is back and screaming. Her being taken off TV was one of the good things about WCW going bump

[screech]

Why does ODB get pyro?

[screech]

How is this match won?

[screech]

Ah there we go.

[CSL]

That was brutal

[screech]

Fun fact: My high school graduation was held in that building.

[CSL]

This should be good

[screech]

Certainly better than the first two matches

[CSL]

Hernandez should be on a beach or in a jungle in that outfit

[CSL]

The jap guys are very good, never seen them before

[screech]

Loving the blue kneepads

[CSL]

lol only just noticed that. He looks ridiculous

[CSL]

When did Slick Johnson stop wearing shorts?

[screech]

Tenay and West are ruining this for me

[screech]

When did Slick Johnson stop wearing shorts?

A few months ago. It's upsetting.

[screech]

Good match. Two nice spots at the end.

[screech]

Way to go, TNA. Keep killing Abyss.

[CSL]

lol Abyss. He's like a poor man's Mankind nowadays

And now he's crying

[CSL]

I like Matt Morgan's elbow pads

That's about as much positivity as I have for this match

[screech]

I think I'm the only one who gives a shit about either of these guys.

[CSL]

LOL you can't pin until your opponent is bleeding??

FIRE RUSSO

[screech]

Better than the King of the Mountain rules

[CSL]

Stevie Wonder saw that ref bump coming

[screech]

Andrew Thomas got his day wrecked

[HeartBreakMan2k]

STEVIE RICHARDS!!!!!!!

[screech]

RICHARDS!

[Tb1]

Stevie!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I'LL SHOW YOU! YOU'LL SEE!

[CSL]

I thought he'd already debuted. I guess not.

[CSL]

THAT WAS SHIT

[Tb1]

LOL @ the crowd being dead.

[screech]

Shoulda had a superkick or Stevie chairshot there

[screech]

Loved the EC DUB chant

[CSL]

If they turn Jarrett tonight, I will laugh so hard

Oh yay, Samoa Joe and his skidmark are here

[Tb1]

God, Joe's terrible.

[CSL]

Velvet Skyyyyy

This show literally just improved by about 178%

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I would do lots of dirty things to The Beautiful People.

[screech]

She doesn't even have to wrestle to make the show better.

[CSL]

LOL @ that shot of Kong's feet whilst the thuds were playing during her music

[Tb1]

Tenay's logic is remarkable.

[CSL]

Biggest pop of the night for that Kong dive then

[screech]

That'll probably be it

[CSL]

lol Angelina is fucked, she doesn't have a clue where she is

[CSL]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Krimzon7]

Angelina was dizzy as hell.

[screech]

Reminded me of the look Brock Lesnar had after his match with Angle (the famous botch)

[CSL]

So the Dudleys are still living off ECW I see

[Nark Order]

Angelina got knocked the fuck out.

[screech]

TONY LUKE'S :love:

[CSL]

Bubba makes me hate 'this business'

[Nark Order]

Except for IWGP Tag Belts were defended earlier on in the night. So, not really the first time here, eh?

[Krimzon7]

Fuck yall, I love Beer Money1

[CSL]

They are one of TNA's only plus points. Just a shame when something is booked like this, pretty much guaranteeing that the Dudleys are going over

[CSL]

lol Robert Roode "BLOCK!"

[Krimzon7]

yeah, but I think that they'll look good losing.

[screech]

yeah, but I think that they'll look good losing.

[screech]

Sweet Bubba Bomb

[CSL]

Immense selling from Roode

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Top Rope Bubba Bomb is sick. Roode's selling was great.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

DVon with the.... POOOOOOOOUUUUUNNNNCE

[screech]

Way to be excited about the DOOMSDAY DEVICE, Tenay

[screech]

lol "here comes the wood"

[CSL]

DVon with the.... POOOOOOOOUUUUUNNNNCE

Did you see Hernandez's pounce/tackle thing on Sabin earlier? Was awesome

[Krimzon7]

Beer Money looked great.

[Krimzon7]

angle off the gas=fail

[screech]

Beer Money looked great.

Indeed. It was a given that 3D was going over, but as you said Beer Money didn't look bad in losing.

[CSL]

Top promo from Angle

[screech]

Top promo from Angle

Pretty much every MEM promo has been gold.

[CSL]

angle off the gas=fail

It's less 'off the gas' and more 'so absoloutely broken down he can barely work out anymore'

[Krimzon7]

Wow, dude, one cycle won't hurt daniels...

[Nark Order]

Does Kurt Angle have cancer?

[Krimzon7]

It's less 'off the gas' and more 'so absoloutely broken down he can barely work out anymore'

I didn't want to type all of that in.

[CSL]

Does Kurt Angle have cancer?

lol, the first thing I thought when I saw him was Patrick Swayze

[CSL]

Daniels should really tuck his tights into his boots

[screech]

Daniels looks like Michael Palenko

[CSL]

It blows my mind that Scott Steiner hasn't had a heart attack

[The Show Off]

Daniels looks like the man

Fixed.

[screech]

Shit Steiner

[AJHayes]

Glad to see a frankensteiner...

Damn, I'm really trying hard to get into this ppv.

[screech]

Fixed.

Didn't say it was a bad thing

[CSL]

lol simultaneous press-ups

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I would mark out pretty hardcore if Taz headed up the Front Line and that's who Joe was talking too. Even if I hate Joe for being a Taz ripoff and all.

[screech]

Joe looks awful

[CSL]

Joe's not even wearing kickpads, just shoes

He is an embarrasment in his current get-up

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I would mark out pretty hardcore if Taz headed up the Front Line and that's who Joe was talking too. Even if I hate Joe for being a Taz ripoff and all.

Oh, and for sucking.

[CSL]

NASH DADDYYYYYYY

[AJHayes]

here comes a torn quad.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Big Lazy got jumped! :mad:

[The Show Off]

Nice hockey elbow pad Nash.

[CSL]

I would mark out pretty hardcore if Taz headed up the Front Line and that's who Joe was talking too. Even if I hate Joe for being a Taz ripoff and all.

lol that'd be so TNA

[The Show Off]

Didn't say it was a bad thing

I just have to always show my love for the Fallen Angel don't mind me.

[screech]

I just have to always show my love for the Fallen Angel don't mind me.

No worries :y:

[screech]

I do love me some Fallen Angel

[James Steele]

I have a feeling Mick Foley will win tonight, after a swerve.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol that'd be so TNA

It would be, but I'd still mark out. I love me some Taz

[screech]

Fuck these split screens

[AJHayes]

It would be, but I'd still mark out. I love me some Taz

I prefer non-watered down Taz.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol Kurt and AJ on top

[CSL]

I love it when they tease spots like that with Kurt trying to suplex AJ off the cage. I mean, you know it's never gonna happen but they're still always fun

[screech]

:eek:

[CSL]

I prefer non-watered down Taz.

You mean non fat, non lazy, non bored, inspired Taz?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol, that was a pretty cool idea.

[CSL]

Great timing there between Jarrett, Booker and AJ

[screech]

Fuck Don West

[AJHayes]

You mean non fat, non lazy, non bored, inspired Taz?

Precisely.

[CSL]

God I hate TNA

[CSL]

Oooooh lights out

[Nark Order]

former world champion

[CSL]

HOLY FUCK

[James Steele]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

[Nark Order]

BATHTURD!?!?

[screech]

LASHLEY

[Droford]

Bobby Lashley..really?

[thecc]

lol, Black Lesnar

[CSL]

Gotta say, I didn't see that coming

[AJHayes]

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God damn fucking Bobby Lashley.

Fuck that fucking fuck.

Fucking bathturd.

[Tb1]

WHAT?

[screech]

I'll admit it.

I marked out.

[James Steele]

VINCE MCMAHON JUST TOOK NOTICE OF TNA!!!

[Krimzon7]

There's a swerve.

[Nark Order]

Bobby, are you coming to TNA?

NO!!!

[CSL]

VINCE MCMAHON JUST TOOK NOTICE OF TNA!!!

Vince is probably pissing himself laughing

[James Steele]

ITS SHOWTIME, FOLKS!

[Krimzon7]

mma aint quite keeping the lights on eh?

[Nark Order]

One more to go I guess or was the first one Stevie Richards?

[CSL]

I am looking forward to this main event

Cactus Jack promo

[James Steele]

What exactly happened?

My stream is CHOPPY CHOPPY PEE PEE.

[Nark Order]

Foley is too good for TNA. It's kind of surreal.

[screech]

One more to go I guess or was the first one Stevie Richards?

Richards has been on TNA TV for a while so I don't think he'd be considered one of them.

[James Steele]

OMG

METAL BASEBALL BAT IN BARBWIRE

[The Show Off]

Foley is too good for TNA. It's kind of surreal.

Foley's too good for the world.

That's why they say Foley is Good...

and that's why they say Foley is God.

[screech]

Foley's too good for the world.

That's why they say Foley is Good...

and that's why they say Foley is God.

:yes:

[Nark Order]

But wasn't his identity a bit shady for awhile and was revealed tonight?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Yeah, I think they're counting Stevie.

[Krimzon7]

Will Lashley make me watch?

NO!

[Nark Order]

The other former Champion is CACTUS JACK!!

[screech]

But wasn't his identity a bit shady for awhile and was revealed tonight?

I guess he was "revealed" for the first time tonight.

[screech]

That's kind of a rip, though since he's been with company for some time already.

[James Steele]

PLEASE DON'T GO, FEED! PLEASE DON'T GO!

[Nark Order]

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[The Show Off]

Yeah, I think they're counting Stevie.

When was Stevie a World Champion?

[Nark Order]

LOL, please don't tell me Funk is going to interfere.

[CSL]

I wanna see Sting quit being such a bitch about being a heel and have him beat the holy shit out of Foley, full blown heeldom

[James Steele]

FUCKING SHITTY UNIVERSITY WIFI

[Nark Order]

Stevie Richards was an ECW WORLD tag champion. lol

[screech]

I am not a fan of JB's ring announcing.

[CSL]

Stevie Richards was an ECW WORLD tag champion. lol

Check out you just glossing over his huge Force One Iron League Heavyweight Championship and Allied Powers Wrestling Federation championship victories :roll:

[James Steele]

They aren't giving them much ring time.

[screech]

CACTUS JACK *clap* CACTUS JACK *clap* CACTUS JACK *clap*

/WWF Warzone chant

[CSL]

Only just noticed Foley wearing his Cactus Jack printed boots :heart:

[Nark Order]

btw, if this sucks can we have this stricken from the record as far as Foley's Hall of Fame eligibility goes?

[The Show Off]

I am not a fan of JB's ring announcing.

And yet he's the best member of the TNA announce team even if he's just a ring announcer.

[Nark Order]

It just came to me. BOBBY LASHLEY IS SUICIDE!!!!11

[CSL]

Thuithide

[CSL]

Pretty shocking that a TNA thread has gone 5 pages

[screech]

LOL kicking the camera man

[Nark Order]

FUNK?!?

[CSL]

Did Hebner just do Sting's bladejob for him?

[Nark Order]

LOL FOLEY

[screech]

FOLEY

[HeartBreakMan2k]

.. They really just put the strap on Foley?

[Droford]

um..yay and stuff..that sucked

[Xero]

lol wut

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I mean, I guess it'll play a pretty cool corrupt power angle... but still...

[CSL]

So a part time wrestler is their world champion. Huh.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

LOL @ Aj being dressed up as a COG

[CSL]

The fuck is AJ wearing in that Sacrifice vid?

[Nark Order]

lol, who was the other former champion?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

The fuck is AJ wearing in that Sacrifice vid?

Gears of War outfit.

[The Show Off]

I liked that PPV.

[CSL]

I think if I'd paid money for that PPV, I'd be weeping atm

[Xero]

So, Bobby Lashley debuts and Fat Mick wins the title.

Sounds like a great PPV.

[screech]

So a part time wrestler is their world champion. Huh.

Sting wrestled part time when he held the strap.

But he's in better shape than Foley.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I think if I'd paid money for that PPV, I'd be weeping atm

Word, I was watching the free stream and I still kinda feel like they owe me some money...

[CSL]

So, Bobby Lashley debuts and Fat Mick wins the title.

Sounds like a great PPV.

I think saying Lashley debuted is probably a bit strong. He pointed at the ring and left. Then again, was probably quite testing for him

[CSL]

Word, I was watching the free stream and I still kinda feel like they owe me some money...

LOL

[Xero]

I think saying Lashley debuted is probably a bit strong. He pointed at the ring and left

:rofl:

That's just hilarious.

[screech]

So, Bobby Lashley debuts and Fat Mick wins the title.

Sounds like a great PPV.

Those two moments alone are worth the price of the replay.

[Krimzon7]

I will edit this dig at the PPV for two reasons..

Beer Money and The 450 splash that Kong pulled off

[Xero]

Those two moments alone would be worth the price of the replay.

They pay me $20, right?

[NeanderCarl]

That main event sucked. Both guys looked totally past it, and the end looked like a botch. Which, knowing TNA, it probably wasn't.

[James Steele]

:lol:

I am glad Lashley has pride in his MMA career.

[CSL]

Oh yay. The re-run is starting

[Xero]

Did Blacknar have music? Did it sound like Brock's?

[NeanderCarl]

lol, who was the other former champion?

Stevie Richards and Bobby Lashley

[Xero]

:lol:

I am glad Lashley has pride in his MMA career.

LOL, yeah, whatever happened to that?

He gets injured and decides "Well, I gueth I'll go back to wrethling. Vinth won't take me? How about Dixthi?"

[CSL]

Did Blacknar have music? Did it sound like Brock's?

Some car engine noise followed by generic TNA style guitar music

[Xero]

Some car engine noise followed by generic TNA style guitar music

lol

[screech]

Did Blacknar have music? Did it sound like Brock's?

His music reminded me of the music that played before Jericho returned (during the "Did you break the code?" sequence).


Only shittier

[Xero]

Only shittier

Well yeah, that goes without saying.

[James Steele]

TNA is really absurd.

[Nark Order]

Stevie Richards was the other former World Champion? Hold on a second here.

[Casey Jones]

I think it would be better for the wrestling industry if TNA was bought out by the WWE. The WWE could then further disperse their talents by having four televised shows, and could also push AJ Styles to the moon and make him as big as Austin and Rocky perhaps.

[James Steele]

HOW BIZARRE!

[NeanderCarl]

Stevie Richards was the other former World Champion? Hold on a second here.

1. He was a former World tag team champ
2. This is TNA we're talking about, they'll take anything they can get for a couple extra purchases. If Virgil joined the company, they'd tout the debut of a mystery "former multi-time WWE main eventer".... 'coz, you know, Virgil was in a couple Royal Rumbles.

[CSL]

...push AJ Styles to the moon and make him as big as Austin and Rocky perhaps.

I love AJ and everything but :rofl:

[NeanderCarl]

I've generally been a bit M.I.A. on these boards lately, so fill me in... this Casey Jones is a sock, right?

[Nark Order]

Casey Jones is a hockey stick wielding badass.

[NeanderCarl]

He seems like a goon all right.

[RGWhat316]

I actually watched, and it was just a trainwreck as usual. Angelina getting knocked out was messed up, and Taylor walking around like she had no idea what to do. I could see Morgan slip the blade in his kneepads. Surprised Sabin is alright, since he had a nasty fall on his neck. And AJ botches as well, as it seemed his arm hit the top of the cage as he was falling.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

The Main Event was alright, just the finish was fucking weird as shit.

[Xero]

I actually watched, and it was just a trainwreck as usual.

That reminds me, The Wrestling Theme Park of America just opened its newest ride. It's a companion piece to the ECW ride, the TNA ride:

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[Mr. Nerfect]

Doesn't surprise me that they put the TNA World Heavyweight Title on Mick Foley. Say what you want about him, but the promo work he did leading into the match, trying to prove to his kid that it is honourable to want to be just like his daddy set up perfectly for the "guy past it still wins the title" storyline. Now Foley can put over a guy like Samoa Joe, who could never have won the World Title from Sting due to stupid TNA storylines.

Bobby Lashley was a nice surprise. He's probably the hottest free agent TNA could get not named Rob Van Dam. Lashley is a good talent, and when he works with Kurt Angle, you know it will be awesome.

I think the most ridiculous part of the PPV was them calling Christopher Daniels just "Daniels."

[Londoner]

Doesn't surprise me that they put the TNA World Heavyweight Title on Mick Foley. Say what you want about him, but the promo work he did leading into the match, trying to prove to his kid that it is honourable to want to be just like his daddy set up perfectly for the "guy past it still wins the title" storyline. Now Foley can put over a guy like Samoa Joe, who could never have won the World Title from Sting due to stupid TNA storylines.

Bobby Lashley was a nice surprise. He's probably the hottest free agent TNA could get not named Rob Van Dam. Lashley is a good talent, and when he works with Kurt Angle, you know it will be awesome.

I think the most ridiculous part of the PPV was them calling Christopher Daniels just "Daniels."

Foley won? Glad to hear that. Not to bothered about Lashley, dunno what the purpose of him being there is other than to shock everyone.

[screech]

I think the most ridiculous part of the PPV was them calling Christopher Daniels just "Daniels."

There were certainly more ridiculous parts to the event.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Foley won? Glad to hear that. Not to bothered about Lashley, dunno what the purpose of him being there is other than to shock everyone.

We like to shit on Bobby Lashley, but truthfully, the guy was the third Superman in the WWE until he had a bitch-fit or whatever and walked away. He's a massive coup for the company if they do get him to come in. He may have been a Brock Lesnar clone, or whatever, but as far as people to clone yourself after go, Brock Lesnar is a good pick.

I'd probably mark if TNA did sign Brock Lesnar, actually.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Also, did Awesome Kong do a 450 Splash? If so, that is fucking incredible. While I'm not the biggest Angelina Love supporter, when there are so many hotter (her own stablemate, for example) and better (Awesome Kong, for example) women to hold the Knockouts Title, this at least adds fuel to the Awesome Kong killing the hot bitches dead angle.

Then they can bring in that Japanese chick to work with Awesome Kong, which will fucking rule.

[Super V]

I never understood why people say Mick Foley's promo work is excellent...

All the man does is start off talking really low. AND THEN HE JUST STARTS TALKING REAL LOUD AND INTENSE ABOUT HIMSELF! And then he just starts talking calm again BEFORE TALKING REALLY LOUD ONCE AGAIN!

Fuck I hate Mick Foley.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Well, that's your opinion. The man makes me care, and that is something that TNA often has a hard time fucking up.

[Innovator]

I think Taz was the guy giving Joe advice

[Mr. Nerfect]

Truthfully, by the sounds of his recent blog about not being burned out and shit, Taz as a manager for Samoa Joe could work and isn't beyond the realms of possibility.