So, TNA?

[screech]

Figured I'd start the thread this week.

Jarrett seems so thrilled to give Foley the belt. Main event for Sacrifice just announced: Mick defends the title in a four way with some more confusing rules thrown in there.

Also on tap:

AJ Styles v Kevin Nash for the Legends Championship
Beautiful People Celebration
Knockouts' Ladder Match: Sojo Bolt v Taylor Wilde, winner is number one contender
Huge Announcement from Team 3D
Mike Tenay Interview with Christopher Daniels

[screech]

I love Foley on the mic

[screech]

Cactus Jack Smack Attack?


Really?

[The Gold Standard]

I hate that Foley is the champ

[screech]

lol at Lauren's party hat

[The Gold Standard]

I mean I like Foley, but why does he need to be champ?

[Mr. Nerfect]

I hope the Four Way is Mick Foley vs. Kurt Angle vs. Christopher Daniels vs. Samoa Joe.

[The Gold Standard]

The commercials are more entertaining

[The Gold Standard]

You no Big Papi

[screech]

I mean I like Foley, but why does he need to be champ?

I'm not a big fan of it either, but it could go well with this 'abuse of power' thing he's got going

[Mr. Nerfect]

I mean I like Foley, but why does he need to be champ?

He really doesn't need to be, but given the story heading into the match, it makes sense as a "one more run" kind of thing. Especially if Foley is going to stick with TNA long-term. I also assume there is a "thank you for signing with us at all" element to the decision, as well.

[screech]

Is it really a salad?

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So pumped for X-Men Origins

[The Gold Standard]

I am writing a paper and I think I would actually rather write this paper than watch TNA, but I am going to try and do both

[screech]

I hope the Four Way is Mick Foley vs. Kurt Angle vs. Christopher Daniels vs. Samoa Joe.

I'd like to see that, but Jarrett will probably throw himself in there rather than Daniels.

[The Gold Standard]

Is anyone going to get the Jarrett DVD?

[screech]

How does Jarrett warrant four discs?

[screech]

West is such a fat sack of crap.

[The Gold Standard]

This is a sit down stand up interview. Normally interviews with no mics are sit down, but they are standing up

[The Gold Standard]

Team 3D trashes WWE so much

[The Gold Standard]

Uhh, Uhh. Come Brother Ray

[screech]

Would a tournament be opened with something other than a first-round matchup, Tenay?

[ClockShot]

Too much bullshit talking, too little wrestling lately.

But I saw the Beautiful People already, so I can call it a night if I want to right now.

[The Gold Standard]

I thought every title contract had a rematch clause?

[screech]

I wonder who is going over here

[The Gold Standard]

Lets go Lethal Consequences!!

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West seriously needs to choose between being a face or a heel.

[The Gold Standard]

We decided already.

West = Ass

[screech]

Ask.com?

[The Gold Standard]

I don't care what food commercial starred Foley

[screech]

We decided already.

West = Ass

:y:

[The Gold Standard]

Is Foley in MEM?

[screech]

This is exactly what I'm talking about. FUCKING PICK A SIDE, YOU FAT SACK OF SHIT.

[screech]

Is Foley in MEM?

Not officially. It's been teased before, though.

[The Gold Standard]

West should look at King from the late 90s and that is who he should be

[The Gold Standard]

BOOOO

[screech]

JB sucks

[The Gold Standard]

Everytime Angle has an interview backstage, Steiner always walks in front of the camera

[The Gold Standard]

Steiner on the mic = gold

[screech]

I also love Steiner on the mic

[The Gold Standard]

When does Angle ever want to be Jarrett?

[screech]

When does Angle ever want to be Jarrett?

I thought everyone wanted to be Jeff Jarrett

[screech]

Anyone going to buy this coin?

[The Gold Standard]

Why do we need comments from everyone?

[screech]

Because Dixie and Jeff think they can't fill two hours with good wrestling and useful promos.

[The Gold Standard]

GIVE ERIC YOUNG A CHANCE

[The Gold Standard]

WE WANT ERIC!!

[screech]

When was the last time Eric Young wrestled on TV?

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DON FINALLY MATCHES

[The Gold Standard]

MURDOCH!!

[screech]

LOL Murdoch!

[The Gold Standard]

Divas ladder match?

[The Gold Standard]

I dont know how I feel about that

[screech]

These graphics look like they're from a WCW N64 video game.

[screech]

I dont know how I feel about that

They've done it before. Only it's been on PPV where it belonged.

[screech]

What was the point of that?

[The Gold Standard]

LETS GO NASH!!

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YEAH BUDDY

[The Gold Standard]

CAT FIGHT

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CAT FIIIIIIIGHT

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Where is Joey Styles in his time of need?

[The Gold Standard]

Trouble in Paradise

[The Gold Standard]

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[The Gold Standard]

The guys look terrible, but if I had the iPhone, I might get that

[The Chris Rosa]

The iPhone game was actually pretty fun.

[The Gold Standard]

Is it easy to play?

[screech]

I want Mick Foley to call me :(

[screech]

I think I'll just play it on someone else's iPhone

[The Gold Standard]

I am tired of seeing these interviews with Jarrett

[The Gold Standard]

This is going to be terrible

[screech]

JB will now masturbate in front of that television

[The Gold Standard]

No DQ ladder match.

Are there ever DQ ladder matches?

[screech]

"No Disqualification Ladder Match'

Can you normally be DQ'd in a Ladder Match?

[screech]

Beaten to the punch

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That ladder looks ridiculous

[screech]

Black people shouldn't have blond hair. It just doesn't look right.

[The Gold Standard]

Detroit Rock City

[The Gold Standard]

You have something against Shelton?

[The Chris Rosa]

It's kinda like an RPG and to do any kind of important move you need to string together attacks like punches, kicks, grapples, irish whips, etc. So there is a learning curve, but it's not hard at all though, no.

[screech]

You have something against Shelton?

Only that he doesn't look right with blond hair.

Otherwise, :y:

[The Gold Standard]

She is holding the knuckles wrong

[screech]

That was pretty bad

[HeartBreakMan2k]

She is holding the knuckles wrong

lol, I noticed that too :D

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Velvet :drool::love:

[screech]

Helms is a lucky bastard

[The Gold Standard]

Helms and Velvet?

[screech]

Helms is a lucky <s>bastard</s> bathturd

:shifty:

[screech]

I am a big fan of the shifty smiley :y:

:shifty: :shifty: :shifty:

[The Gold Standard]

I want to take that guitar in the corner of Jarretts office and hit JB over the head with it

[The Gold Standard]

I don't like how that belt looks

[screech]

I want to take that guitar in the corner of Jarretts office and hit JB over the head with it

I'd like to hear how it sounds first.

/music nerd

:shifty:

[screech]

I don't like how that belt looks

It looks like a grade school art project

[The Gold Standard]

Dancing boys?

[The Gold Standard]

Look at the guy with the stache

[screech]

She's ready to take all three dicks

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Day wrecked

[The Gold Standard]

I cant believe I am still watching

[The Gold Standard]

BILLY MAYS

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Billy Mays >>>>>>> Don West

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LOL Holly's music

[The Gold Standard]

Even though he got arrested for beating a women, I like the Shamwow guy. Vince

[The Gold Standard]

Foley rolling in the dough

[screech]

Even though he got arrested for beating a women, I like the Shamwow guy. Vince

He is a douche. He thinks he can be a big shot right out of the gate. You don't get to Billy Mays' level that quickly. Fuck the ShamWow guy.

I'm glad that hooker bit his tongue.

[screech]

Another art project around the waist of AJ

[The Gold Standard]

Have you ever seen the Slap Chop commercial?

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Sharmell is not good looking, Don

[screech]

Have you ever seen the Slap Chop commercial?

Yes, and I don't love his nuts.

[Loose Cannon]

wow, Nash looks 90 years old here

[screech]

wow, Nash looks 90 years old here

He does, but he is still amazing

[Loose Cannon]

seriously, what the fuck with his Albert Einstein hair

[The Gold Standard]

Nash elbow pad = D-Lo's chest protector

[screech]

I love how Nash can get away with wearing leather pants at 50

[screech]

WHERE IS NOWHERE?

[screech]

Rudy Charles was totally looking directly at Booker T when he hit the kick

[Loose Cannon]

ok, the ref looked right at Booker T 2 times. god, this is why TNA is terrible. they just do goofy things like that

[Krimzon7]

IT's not the ref's fault, it's the CAMERAMAN'S fault. It is also the fault of the fucking boobs in the truck. WOlverine is a great movie.

[The Gold Standard]

Mafia is breaking up

[screech]

MURDOCH!

[Krimzon7]

JETHRO HOLLIDAY...




























DAMN.

[The Gold Standard]

Trev-Bear

[screech]

Mafia is breaking up

In the worst way possible

[Loose Cannon]

wtf, Trevor Murdoch. lol TNA continiung to additions of fired WWE wrestlers

[Krimzon7]

So 'Generic jobber wrestler' has a name after all. It's Eric Young.

[The Chris Rosa]

So you'd hire this sack of shit, but you wont worry about getting petey back?

[The Gold Standard]

ATLANTA

[The Gold Standard]

What do I win?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Murdoch looks horrible.

[screech]

What do I win?

With TNA, do you ever really win anything?

[screech]

NO FRIENDS

[Loose Cannon]

Joe looking as gay as ever

[Krimzon7]

Murdoch looks horrible.

But not as horrible as some more joe with a BF Goodrich Tread on his fucking face.

[Loose Cannon]

that blond was smoking though

[screech]

Gangbang?

[Loose Cannon]

is that Stevie Richards? lol

[screech]

TIME TO CROSS THE LINE

[Krimzon7]

God Damn, this is Dr. Stevie shit is horrible.

[screech]

is that Stevie Richards? lol

Indeed

[screech]

These enzyte commercials are hilarious

[screech]

Did the announcer say, "May-Per-View?"

[Loose Cannon]

foley looks like one of those Wobbles that never fall over

[screech]

HOLLA, IF YA HEAR ME

[screech]

foley looks like one of those Wobbles that never fall over

:lol:

[Krimzon7]

Scott Steiner should have a promo Every night. Nice Sign Plant.

[screech]

This isn't too bad

[screech]

POGO

[screech]

MERRY CHRISTMAS, JEFF

[screech]

Scott Steiner should have a promo Every night. Nice Sign Plant.

:y:

[screech]

How many times has Foley mentioned his 25 stitches?

[screech]

lol poop

[Krimzon7]

Foley is hilarious. Scott Steiner on a pogo stick...very stupid spot.

[screech]

Damn Scott

[screech]

He has been pulling out all the stops lately :y:

[screech]

STEINER RECLINER

[screech]

Pretty good match.

I liked the Recliner/Ankle Lock

[screech]

BOBBY

[Krimzon7]

Bathurd.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Would a tournament be opened with something other than a first-round matchup, Tenay?

Really late on this, but this is the same company that innovated a battle royal where you try to get INTO the ring to win. I wouldn't put it past TNA to create a reverse tournament.

And fuck Paul London for demanding more money at the last minute. I sat through this garbage without seeing the reports that he didn't fly in, thinking he was debuting tonight. The prick made me watch 2 hours of TNA.

[screech]

Really late on this, but this is the same company that innovated a battle royal where you try to get INTO the ring to win. I wouldn't put it past TNA to create a reverse tournament.

And fuck Paul London for demanding more money at the last minute. I sat through this garbage without seeing the reports that he didn't fly in, thinking he was debuting tonight. The prick made me watch 2 hours of TNA.

I know, I just found it odd that he felt the need to mention the tournament would begin with a first-round match. I figured that would be common sense, even to the most dense TNA fans.

Apparently London was also injured and didn't tell TNA about it. He had to pull out of some independent dates because of it, and management wasn't happy when they found out so it's highly likely that we won't see him.

This reminds me of the recent Tomko/WWE situation. Why wouldn't you give the guy a physical to make sure he can work before you bring him in for TV? It doesn't make any sense.

And London is a moron. He has screwed himself out of work yet again. Shame since he's a very good worker, but he doesn't seem to have his head on his shoulders.

[The Show Off]

Is anyone going to get the Jarrett DVD?

I already did. Pretty solid. But I like TNA. If you don't like TNA you'll probably hate the DVD.

[screech]

I already did. Pretty solid. But I like TNA. If you don't like TNA you'll probably hate the DVD.

I like TNA and Jeff Jarrett. I may purchase said DVD.