ECW Thread (4/28/09) Vince Hates Christian Part II

[Triple Naitch]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/10020710

Christian's first week as champ. Wonder who his first opponent will be? Probably a Swagger rematch.

ECW starts from scratch tonight with fresh, new, exciting faces such as Hurricane Helms, Ezekiel Jackson, and DH Smith. :shifty:

[Juan]

EW f'n W

[Triple Naitch]

Get those Vault problems taken care of, Juan?

[screech]

You beat me to it. Though you did make it more official.

[Triple Naitch]

I really shouldn't be doing this. I have a paper due tomorrow. :-\

[screech]

WOOOOO! :love:

[screech]

I really shouldn't be doing this. I have a paper due tomorrow. :-\

I have a test tomorrow :-\

[Triple Naitch]

That belt is fucking huge compared to him.

[screech]

It's huge compared to everyone but Henry.

[screech]

TOMMY!

[screech]

What a suit

[Juan]

Get those Vault problems taken care of, Juan?

Sure did :y:

The opening video package was nice btw

[Juan]

Also, I :heart: Christian's theme

[screech]

Also, I :heart: Christian's theme

It is pretty awesome. Do you happen to have a good version of it?

[Triple Naitch]

What's with all the shirts and ties? What is this? Junior Prom?

[screech]

LOL at combing the "crown"

[Triple Naitch]

Seriously, it should only take like 20 seconds for Tyson Kidd to do his hair in the morning.

[Juan]

It is pretty awesome. Do you happen to have a good version of it?

Nah, still haven't been able to find a good version yet

[screech]

It apparently takes two people.

[screech]

Nah, still haven't been able to find a good version yet

:(

It's a pain listening to all the "100% REAL!!!" versions that are just the original with the pitch lowered.

[screech]

Natalya :love:

[screech]

What the hell? Swog isn't even with him anymore, why can't he use his own music?!?

[The Show Off]

What the hell? Swog isn't even with him anymore, why can't he use his own music?!?

Because his orginal is too bad ass for a guy whose suppose to be...

an Irish bad ass...

Yeah why can't he get his theme back?

[Juan]

Tyson Kidd :y:

pretty solid match

[screech]

That match was good. Could be a nice little program.

[The Gold Standard]

I HATE TYSON KIDD

[Triple Naitch]

Everybody improves after working with Finlay. Tyson Kidd will really gain a lot out of a program with him.

[Triple Naitch]

Squash time. Wait, is Kozlov auditioning for Street Fighter 2?

[Juan]

KOZLOV WHAT THE FUCK????

[screech]

I HATE TYSON KIDD

Why is this?

[Juan]

lol DOUBLE DOUBLE E

[screech]

NO ONE IN DOUBLE DOUBLE E CAN COMPETE

[Juan]

So Kozlov is now a Russian Soldier?

[screech]

HELMS :love:

[screech]

BURCHILLS! :love:

[Triple Naitch]

Um...Camera 3, Evan.

[The Show Off]

Why is Gregory Helms interviewing people?

[screech]

Helms is the man

[Juan]

lol Helms

[Triple Naitch]

lol Helms' new catchphrase.

[The Show Off]

Whats up wit that!?

[screech]

Um...Camera 3, Evan.

:lol:

[Juan]

Nice pants Tommy :y:

[Juan]

The Scramble match should be good

[The Show Off]

I missed most of that why is Helms interviewing people?

[The Gold Standard]

Why is this?

There is just something about him that makes me not want to watch when he is on

[screech]

I missed most of that why is Helms interviewing people?

They didn't say why, he was just introduced as the third member of the broadcast team.

[The Show Off]

Helms has reached Stevie Richards level with me... guys I love that I have lost all hope of being anything but filler.

[The Show Off]

They didn't say why, he was just introduced as the third member of the broadcast team.

I reiderate...

Helms has reached Stevie Richards level with me... guys I love that I have lost all hope of being anything but filler.

[The Show Off]

Yankees just went from 0-0 to 10-0...

Finally! Tha Yankess have come BACK to the win column.

[screech]

Helms has reached Stevie Richards level with me... guys I love that I have lost all hope of being anything but filler.

I feel like Helms could take the role of Finlay if he makes his way back into the ring. A guy who can put people over, but is still credible enough to get a title shot here and there (although he doesn't have to win the belt).

We posted at the same time, so I missed it.

[The Show Off]

I feel like Helms could take the role of Finlay if he makes his way back into the ring. A guy who can put people over, but is still credible enough to get a title shot here and there (although he doesn't have to win the belt).

We posted at the same time, so I missed it.

But I love him so screech I want to see him tops.

[screech]

I can't decide if I am a fan of Christian's facial hair or not.

[screech]

But I love him so screech I want to see him tops.

As do I. I'd love to see him get a run on ECW, but it probably won't happen.

[The Show Off]

I can't decide if I am a fan of Christian's facial hair or not.

I'm a fan of everything Christian.

[The Show Off]

As do I. I'd love to see him get a run on ECW, but it probably won't happen.

Perhaps if I pout and pule like a baby they'll have him go over John Cena clean.

[screech]

I'm a fan of everything Christian.

We are on the same page.

The facial hair can come and go as it pleases.

[The Show Off]

We are on the same page.

The facial hair can stay.

Nice doing buisness with you.

[screech]

Perhaps if I pout and pule like a baby they'll have him go over John Cena clean.

If the Miz can go over Cena clean...

:shifty:

[The Show Off]

If the Miz can go over Cena clean...

:shifty:

Yeah but Helms is no where near the talent Miz is...

:shifty:

[screech]

:shifty:

[screech]

I love that smiley.

:shifty: :shifty: :shifty:

[The Show Off]

:shifty:

:shifty:

[The Show Off]

Okay now we're abusing the privledge of using the shifty

[The Show Off]

Is Samoa Joe can go shirtless certianly Tommy Dreamer could as well, right?

[screech]

Twas a good time.

[screech]

Is Samoa Joe can go shirtless certianly Tommy Dreamer could as well, right?

Not with the PG rating.

[screech]

I love how Matt Striker emphasizes the Swagger.

[screech]

That was a good match, too.

[The Show Off]

Here comes Mizlesnar.

[The Show Off]

Mizlesnar looks like he should be in a sweater vest... perhaps a mean street posse member.

[screech]

lol

[screech]

Mizlesnar looks like he should be in a sweater vest... perhaps a mean street posse member.

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/m/meanstreetposse/03.jpg

[Juan]

Jack Swagger is the MAN

[screech]

Indeed, Juan, indeed.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Because his orginal is too bad ass for a guy whose suppose to be...

an Irish bad ass...

Yeah why can't he get his theme back?

I, too, would like to see him go back to
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"My name is FINLAY, and I LOVE to fight!"

[Mr. Nerfect]

Yeah, Finlay should go back to his old theme. ECW sounds really good this week. I want to see the Superstars match between Evan Bourne and Paul Burchill.

[Not Booked]

ECW is way better than RAW, why don't i watch this show more?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Yeah, ECW ruled. I just wish it went for two hours. That way they could include Paul Burchill vs. Evan Bourne, and actually have Gregory Helms and DH Smith wrestle.