WWE RAW THREAD: 5/4/09- Loose Cannon Poll Option edition

[Loose Cannon]

kind of sad when I have to set these up people :mad:


http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/splash/images/10101320

[Triple Naitch]

Jinx.

[DarKCentaur]

Loose Cannon #2 is twice the man Loose Cannon #1 is.

[ClockShot]

Decisions decisions. And I'm not talking about the poll.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Miz - 2
Cena - 0

[Boondock Saint]

BALLIN

[DarKCentaur]

I hope the Miz thing plays out like the Jericho-Goldberg feud back in WCW

[Xero]

Raw chat mofos. Now.

[ClockShot]

Orton has to win clean, and Shane gotta leave on a stretcher tonight. Anything less is unacceptable.

[Triple Naitch]

Raw chat mofos. Now.

Raw Chat is sooooo two weeks ago.

[Loose Cannon]

should be interesting tonight

[ClockShot]

Buffalo tonight. Wonder if Hanso's out there somewhere.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Shane/Orton starts the show? I call shenanigans.

[ClockShot]

Bullshit. This is first tonight!

[Loose Cannon]

I think they are going to make it a tag match for later on

[Loose Cannon]

with Batista

[Loose Cannon]

hopefully not though

[Triple Naitch]

So...over/under 5 minute match?

[ClockShot]

Can't answer that, Stat Boy.

[mike adamle]

this match is going to take up the whole show

[DarKCentaur]

What a coward.

[ClockShot]

Two weeks in a row he comes from the crowd. Cheap son of a bitch.

[Triple Naitch]

Is Shane advertising his own match on the back of his jersey?

[mike adamle]

Is Shane's shirt advertising this match?

[DarKCentaur]

He's been wearing it all week. It must smell really bad.

[Triple Naitch]

Is there a parrot in the room? :shifty:

[DarKCentaur]

And here comes Batista and MVP...

[Loose Cannon]

beatdown!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

Did the bell ring?

[Fox]

Legacy owning the show to start, nWo style

[Fox]

Here comes the Animal cracker

[DarKCentaur]

Batista sure took his sweet-ass time.

[ClockShot]

EXCUSE ME!

[Triple Naitch]

Well, LC called it. Kinda.

[DarKCentaur]

So they get to pick which team if they win? If I was Cody, I'd join Shane, then get him DQed.

[ClockShot]

Win and in.

This blows. All interest lost within 15 minutes.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Why can't they just make a tag match, since we all know where this is headed anyway?

[Hanso Amore]

wOW, MVP in the main scene?

[Hanso Amore]

Buffalo tonight. Wonder if Hanso's out there somewhere.

Nah, I am home.

[Hanso Amore]

What a shitty stipulation

[ClockShot]

Really? It beat out Heroes?

[Triple Naitch]

LMAO at retard in Heat jersey.

[mike adamle]

Jerry loves calling people young.

[RatedGSuperstar]

King acting a bit heelish defending Matt? Could it be?

[mike adamle]

No.

[ClockShot]

Wow. After over two hours of rain, the Yanks/Sox game is gonna go down right now.

[Hanso Amore]

Wow. After over two hours of rain, the Yanks/Sox game is gonna go down right now.

Bout fucking time

[RatedGSuperstar]

Is Santino still wearing Santina's earrings?

LMAO..."Oooh! Chavo!"

[DarKCentaur]

HAHAHAHA effin Santino

[ClockShot]

Perhaps we should have called it off tonight. :(

[RatedGSuperstar]

How convenient...the doctors are clearing Cena to compete in two weeks, on the exact day of Judgment Day!

[Fox]

In the vault.

[Hanso Amore]

I fucking Love Santino

[Hanso Amore]

Santino face turn?

[DarKCentaur]

How convenient...the doctors are clearing Cena to compete in two weeks, on the exact day of Judgment Day!

"Mr. Cena, your body won't fully heal until a PPV Event is set to air. Until then, avoid beating the entire roster while hurt."

[ClockShot]

And out of nowhere Bill Regal appears.

[DarKCentaur]

Regal for GM again? I'd be game. He was picking up some massive heat until he got suspended.

[ClockShot]

Come on, Regal. Cost MVP the match.

[ClockShot]

:rofl: YES!

[DarKCentaur]

Regal to Legacy perhaps?

[RatedGSuperstar]

MVP/Regal feud? Mmmm...

At the same time, we're still on a crash course for Orton/Rhodes vs. Shane/Batista...kinda predictable, but at least they didn't make MVP lose cleanly.

[DarKCentaur]

Wooo Smackdown/ECW at the Coliseum Aug. 4th! Already got my tickets

[Triple Naitch]

Mike Lowell...

[ClockShot]

This show sucks tonight.

[RatedGSuperstar]

LMAO...they already boo the sing-off before they get the chance to announce who's in it. That's when you know an idea sucks.

[Hanso Amore]

LOL FESTUS WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[DarKCentaur]

Festus is actually an accomplished opera singer.

[Hanso Amore]

LOL WTF

[Hanso Amore]

Ok, FOr real, Seriously?

[Hanso Amore]

AM I the only one seeing this?

[DarKCentaur]

Ok I laughed :lol:

[ClockShot]

I just might cut out early. Something I haven't done in a long time.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Waste of fucking time.

[RatedGSuperstar]

MIZ!!

Little bit of history between Festus and Miz...hopefully this gets interesting.

[DarKCentaur]

Haha his hand is still raised

[ClockShot]

Shit. He's here?

Nice cut to commercial.

[RatedGSuperstar]

I'm digging the "Miz 1 Cena 0" armband.

[DarKCentaur]

Miz should just play random stock shots of Cena walking backstage.

[Hanso Amore]

Miz should just play random stock shots of Cena walking backstage.

Pretty sure that is what he did?

[DarKCentaur]

ZING!

[Triple Naitch]

Lol, cougar mothers.

[Triple Naitch]

Miz's hair matches his bandanna...

[DarKCentaur]

This is SO leading to Kennedy coming out

[Loose Cannon]

ROFL @ The Rock comment by Miz. Amazing

[ClockShot]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[Hanso Amore]

Way to waste the Miz

[mike adamle]

WHAT A GREAT STAREDOWN! THE EMOTIONS ARE FLOWING!

[Triple Naitch]

Does anybody else notice that Cole always says nights and not days?

"It's only been 8 nights."

For some reason it just bothers me.

[Innovator]

CMON MELKY

[owenbrown]

when is he gonna SuperCena up? :shifty:

[Hanso Amore]

SO long Judgement day!

I hope the Miz goes in for a cover

[RatedGSuperstar]

I'd kill for a "booooooring" chant right now.

[ClockShot]

Did Cole run to the back for a bite or something?

[mike adamle]

Anything Cole does bothers me, even if he didn't talk I'd get pissed off. I'm just pissed that he's still employed.

[owenbrown]

oh wait that'll probably be at Judgement Day. nm :shifty:

[mike adamle]

Cole is crying.

[owenbrown]

The Cutting Edge on Thursday Night Heat :D

[Corndad]

That Miz promo was great.

[RatedGSuperstar]

The Cutting Edge on Thursday Night Heat :D

Needs more Ziggler.

[Juan]

Raw Chat is sooooo two weeks ago.

:n:

[owenbrown]

Moments ago on Raw...

:shifty:

[DarKCentaur]

Leave Cole alone, he's still traumatized from his incident with Heidenreich.

[Triple Naitch]

Jared, huh?

[RatedGSuperstar]

Jared the Subway Guy? WTF? Is this TNA?

[DarKCentaur]

Jared is my hero.

[owenbrown]

Is it time for Batista to enter the code yet? :'(

[Corndad]

The hell with jared the Subway guy?

[ClockShot]

WHAT?!

I SWEAR, THIS SHOW MUST HAVE BEEN THROWN TOGETHER AT THE LAST DAMN MINUTE!

[RatedGSuperstar]

Oooooh Oui. :eek:

[DarKCentaur]

Mickie James is so effing hot in that ring attire.

[Corndad]

Holy crap Mickie won???

[RatedGSuperstar]

Way to bury another champion, Vince.

:shifty:

[Hanso Amore]

Why do they bring such shit Raws to Buffalo? I am so glad I didnt go

[Triple Naitch]

Didn't Jared have AIDs? :shifty:

[mike adamle]

No. He was just fat.

[DarKCentaur]

Didn't Jared have AIDs? :shifty:

Yes. Eating Subway and only Subway cured it.

[KIRA]

Wheres that title shot code?

[DarKCentaur]

Does it bother anybody else how Lillian Garcia says "Ted DiBiase"?

[ClockShot]

Thanks for coming, Hughes.

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

Shane is screwed.

[RatedGSuperstar]

LMAO...Batista got DQ'ed for not breaking before 5 on the corner kick.

[DarKCentaur]

I actually didn't see that coming.

[KIRA]

ARUGHHH BATISTA MAAAD

Just when I thought the burger king couldnt get any creepier

[RatedGSuperstar]

He's just upset he messed up the code. Instead of Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right A B he punched in Up Down Up Down Left Right Left Right A B, which was the retarded referee code.

[owenbrown]

YES! THE CODE BACKFIRED! :D














But it won't at Judgement Day :'(

[The Chris Rosa]

So why does Orton, the WWE Champ, a third generation wrestler, and "Legend Killer," need two kids in his corner to fight a non-wrestler?

Stephanie is stupid.

[ClockShot]

So why does Orton, the WWE Champ, a third generation wrestler, and "Legend Killer," need two kids in his corner to fight a non-wrestler?

Stephanie is stupid.

Strengh in numbers is a wonderful thing. And Shane needs to go back to the office for a while.

[Triple Naitch]

SmackDown is one more good episode from being the #1 show.

[The Chris Rosa]

Great. Kendrick jobbed AGAIN.

[owenbrown]

Thanks for coming, The Brian Kendrick

[KIRA]

I thought they were lookin to push TBK?

[dronepool]

RAW is pretty boring so far :-\

[RatedGSuperstar]

Maybe they're intentionally making Raw shitty so they can try to say that they need Cena and Triple H filling every waking episode of a show otherwise ratings suffer.

[mike adamle]

That riddle sucked.

[Innovator]

Ugh, here comes the return of the Game

[RatedGSuperstar]

Cole would love The View.

[The Chris Rosa]

Michael Cole would watch the View.

[Innovator]

OF COURSE Cole watches the View, makes sense

[DarKCentaur]

Cole, I wouldn't admit to watching the View. Nor if I did, would I be so excited about it.

[KIRA]

RAW is pretty boring so far :-\


Glad its not just me

[ClockShot]

Yankee game sucks tonight. Raw sucks tonight.

Is something about the first monday of a new month?

[KIRA]

Is cody wearing knee highs?

[RatedGSuperstar]

Hunter's definitely making a run in with how many times they've shown this clip tonight.

[ClockShot]

Hunter's definitely making a run in with how many times they've shown this clip tonight.

If he does. Then the Punt should just be negated and everybody should recover from it that fast.

[dronepool]

So what was the point of that waste of time of a slugfeast at the beginning of RAW? Couldn't they just have the final match like this- it wouldn't prevent MVP and Batista from having those qualifying matches.

Oh yeah, they needed to waste time to build up the tension of the fued :-\

[KIRA]

If he does. Then the Punt should just be negated and everybody should recover from it that fast.



Not everyone Just the man doin the bosses daughter.

[ClockShot]

Fucking cable company.

[ClockShot]

WHOA!

[Triple Naitch]

CAWdy got some air on that moonsault. I am somewhat impressed.

[McLegend]

Legacy has to be the worse group ever assembled.

[ClockShot]

Again with the table.

Just end it, Randy. NOW!

[ClockShot]

Shane needs glasses.

[KIRA]

Legacy has to be the worse group ever assembled.


You mean youve never heard of a stable called the Union?

[McLegend]

You mean youve never heard of a stable called the Union?
I have.

[KIRA]

send SHANE Back to his office kayfabe style!

[dronepool]

He so missed that!

[Innovator]

OH MY GOD HE RAMMED THE STAIRS INTO HIS TOE

[Innovator]

THAT VIPER ORTON! SHANES GONNA LOSE HIS TOENAIL

[ClockShot]

You're a little late, Dave.

[RatedGSuperstar]

OH MY GOD HE RAMMED THE STAIRS INTO HIS TOE

Hey man, it was his pinky toe. Have you ever stubbed your pinky toe? It fucking hurts.

[Innovator]

Can't make the post beatdown save without your music

[Innovator]

Hey man, it was his pinky toe. Have you ever stubbed your pinky toe? It fucking hurts.
I know, it hurts for like two minutes? Shit lasts forever

[DarKCentaur]

My God, this RAW went long.

[ClockShot]

What a shitty raw. One of the worst in a while.

You got some work to do, Vince.

Good night.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>lol @ them blatantly using the camera angle on the replay that covered up the fact that the stairs didn't even touch Shane</font>

[Innovator]

DAMON!

second later

TEX!

[Londoner]

Glad I didn't miss much, also LOL@only 5 pages for a raw thread. I'm sure smackdown will be much better. Looking at the rosters atm,smackdown got the better of the draft i think.

[screech]

So is this worth trying to find a replay or will having read the results be enough?

[ClockShot]

Just find something to read.

[RatedGSuperstar]

So is this worth trying to find a replay or will having read the results be enough?

Basically all you need to know: There were 7 matches. Only 3 of them really ended or even contested at all. One of those was a divas match. Another was a 1-minute squash of Brian Kendrick. You're left with one match that had a legitimate finish (Kofi/Hardy), but even that one was more of a squash than anything...Kofi won in like 3 minutes.

The only thing you really need to watch from this week's Raw is the first two minutes of this:

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[screech]

:lol: Santino is gold. Thanks, RGS.

[Mooияakeя™]

I didn't vote as it's slightly rigged.

But just watched it. FFS. Worst Raw in ages. I know there was definitely a more shit one this year, but forgot which one. Anyway, it was wank.

I did enjoy seeing Regal and his stereotypical upper-class timepiece.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Overall, kinda "meh", TBH monday.

Overall RAW 5/4: C

Possible solutions for the 5/11 edition:

A shorter (presumably “Miz - 3, Cena - 0”) promo from Miz, as we all can probably surmise interference from The Miz will happen at Judgment Day, and/or we’ll likely see them face off @ 5/18 RAW or set up for a match at EXTREME RULES.

Less Vickie, more action please!

And could someone either shut Cole the hell up or get him to say something other than his 30 clichéd lines all night? I'm sick of hearing him talk about how a move is “Vintage ___________”, and his other standard Michael Cole fare.

[Xero]

LOOSE CANNON WINS!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Also, if they insist on keeping Jared around, I demand that HE take on the Legacy in a 3-on-1 Handicap Subway Sub Eating Contest, Cena Barred From Ringside...

:shifty:

[Volare]

Vintage Daminator.

[Krimzon7]

Hey guys! Sorry so late. But I'm in time to see LEGACY!!!

[Krimzon7]

That IS the way I want it...

[James Steele]

:lol:

They haven't sticky'd the other thread yet K7.

[Krimzon7]

I love Edge

[Krimzon7]

DAMMIT!

[Theo Dious]

OH MY

[Anybody Thrilla]

What a shitty Raw. Made me question why I'm a fan.

[Xero]

Where the fuck are the wrestling forum mods? This is two weeks ago.

[Juan]

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[Xero]

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