The Show Off
05-05-2009, 01:30 PM
Here are the next two Dream Cards in the Dream Card Tournament the names of the architect of each card will be kept secret until they are eliminated. Voting for this match will end sometime around noon On Friday May 8th EST.
Round 1: Match 2
Destruction
versus
The Wrestling Event of Time
Destruction
Announce Team: Joey Styles and Bobby “The Brain” Heenan
WrestleMania 24 Revisited
“The Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels (mid ‘90s) vs. “The Nature Boy” Ric Flair (mid ‘80s)
The Bald Man Dream Match
Stone Cold Steve Austin (late ‘90s) vs. Goldberg (1998)
Tag Team Match
The Hart Brothers (mid ‘90s) vs. Chris Benoit and Dean Malenko (mid ‘90s)
Battle of the Cryptic Gimmicks
The Undertaker (mid ‘90s) vs. Sting (1997 crow version)
Raven’s Rules Match
Raven (mid ‘90s) vs. “The Loose Cannon” Brian Pillman (mid ‘90s)
Submission Match
Kurt Angle (2000) vs. Ken Shamrock (late ‘90s)
Backlash 2009 Revisited
“Lionheart” Chris Jericho (1998) vs. Ricky Steamboat (1989)
Uncle vs. Nephew
Eddie Guerrero (mid ‘90s) vs. Chavo Guerrero, Jr. (late ‘90s)
Cruiserweight Carnage – One Night International Cruiserweight Tournament:
RULES: Two 6-man tag matches, with traditional Lucha Libre rules applied (no tagging if you leave the ring). The winning teams compete later. Lastly, the winners of THAT match meet in a triple threat to determine the top cruiserweight
Team Great Britain: Jody Fleisch (2002), Nigel McGuinness (Present), and PAC (Present)
Team Japan: Jushin “Thunder” Liger (early ‘90s), Ultimo Dragon (mid ‘90s), and Yoshihiro Tajiri (1999)
Team Mexico: Juventud Guerrera (late ‘90s), Psychosis (mid ‘90s), Rey Mysterio, Jr. (mid ‘90s)
Team USA: AJ Styles (2002), Christopher Daniels (2002), and “Sugar” Shane Helms (2001)
Special Attraction Match
Mankind (1999) vs. Hollywood Hulk Hogan (1998)
Results
-Ric Flair defeated Shawn Michaels when Michaels submitted to the Figure Four Leg Lock. (25:00)
-Stone Cold Steve Austin defeated Goldberg when Austin ducked a Spear, sending Goldberg head-first into the turnbuckle. Goldberg turned around and took a Stone Cold Stunner to end the match. (10:00)
-Bret and Owen Hart defeated Chris Benoit and Dean Malenko when Benoit and Malenko passed out in simultaneous Sharpshooters. (20:00)
-Ultimo Dragon defeated Jushin Liger and Yoshihiro Tajiri to win the Cruiserweight Carnage tournament when Dragon pinned Tajiri after a Dragon Bomb. (17:00)
-Sting defeated The Undertaker after a Scorpion Death Drop. (12:00)
-Kurt Angle defeated Ken Shamrock when Shamrock submitted to the Ankle Lock. (12:00)
-Brian Pillman defeated Raven with the Air Pillman. Just a note here, I visualize this match being bloody as hell with both guys doing inhumane things to each other. (15:00)
-Team Japan defeated Team Mexico when Tajiri pinned Juventud after a Buzzsaw Kick. (15:00)
-Chris Jericho defeated Ricky Steamboat after a Lionsault. (14:00)
-Chavo Guerrero, Jr. defeated Eddie Guerrero by ducking out of the way of a Frog Splash and rolling up Eddie for a cheap pinfall. (13:00)
-Team Japan defeated Team Great Britain when Liger pinned PAC following a top rope Brainbuster. (13:00)
-Team Mexico defeated Team USA when Juventud pinned Helms after a 450 Splash. (13:00)
-Mankind defeated Hollywood Hulk Hogan when Mankind used Socko and Hogan passed out. It was the only move of the match. (1:00) :shifty:
The Wrestling Event of Time!
Your announcers this evening are Vince McMahon, Don West, and Chet Lemon!
The Match to Determine the Hero of Time: Lodi(c) (from Lenny and Lodi) vs The Repo Man
Winner (and the NEW Hero of Time): Repo Man wins by count-out at 18:54 minutes by having Lodi's sign repo'ed that states "Give me your address!"
All Out War in the Six Sides of Steel!! (Tag Tornado Match): Tiger Mask and Curry Man vs The Villanos (IV and V)
Winner: Tiger Mask and Curry Man at 12:45 minutes after the Switcheroo confuses the Villanos and leads to a Tiger Mask rollup for the pin
Iron Man Match: Big Show vs Mark Henry
Winner: Big Show at 5:00, 1-0. Pinfall came after a KO punch with 10 seconds remaining.
The Match of 1,000 Kicks!: Glacier vs Steve Blackman vs Jerry Flynn vs Ernest "The Cat" Miller
Winner: Steve Blackman at 25:30 by pinfall after a Dragon Suplex
Special Stipulation Match! 4 poles are set-up in each corner, each with a briefcase hanging from them. However, the briefcases can only be reached with a ladder. To be able to use the ladder, however, you must knock your opponent down for however long it takes to dance the Macarena thrice. At this point, you can then either pin or submit your opponent for the right to use the ladder once. Inside one of the briefcases is a key that unlocks the trunk of a car in the parking garage. Inside the trunk is a contract for a match against the Undertaker at Wrestlemania, but the contract must be signed with a pen that can be found in one of the other briefcases. This won't be known to the competitors until after they've found the contract. Stone Cold Steve Austin vs The Rock
Winner: The Rock at 9:21 after doing... all that.
The Red Hot Opener to Get the Crowd On Their Feet! Snitsky vs A-Train
Winner: A-Train at 1:49:30 by submission with an armbar
Round 1: Match 2
Destruction
versus
The Wrestling Event of Time
Destruction
Announce Team: Joey Styles and Bobby “The Brain” Heenan
WrestleMania 24 Revisited
“The Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels (mid ‘90s) vs. “The Nature Boy” Ric Flair (mid ‘80s)
The Bald Man Dream Match
Stone Cold Steve Austin (late ‘90s) vs. Goldberg (1998)
Tag Team Match
The Hart Brothers (mid ‘90s) vs. Chris Benoit and Dean Malenko (mid ‘90s)
Battle of the Cryptic Gimmicks
The Undertaker (mid ‘90s) vs. Sting (1997 crow version)
Raven’s Rules Match
Raven (mid ‘90s) vs. “The Loose Cannon” Brian Pillman (mid ‘90s)
Submission Match
Kurt Angle (2000) vs. Ken Shamrock (late ‘90s)
Backlash 2009 Revisited
“Lionheart” Chris Jericho (1998) vs. Ricky Steamboat (1989)
Uncle vs. Nephew
Eddie Guerrero (mid ‘90s) vs. Chavo Guerrero, Jr. (late ‘90s)
Cruiserweight Carnage – One Night International Cruiserweight Tournament:
RULES: Two 6-man tag matches, with traditional Lucha Libre rules applied (no tagging if you leave the ring). The winning teams compete later. Lastly, the winners of THAT match meet in a triple threat to determine the top cruiserweight
Team Great Britain: Jody Fleisch (2002), Nigel McGuinness (Present), and PAC (Present)
Team Japan: Jushin “Thunder” Liger (early ‘90s), Ultimo Dragon (mid ‘90s), and Yoshihiro Tajiri (1999)
Team Mexico: Juventud Guerrera (late ‘90s), Psychosis (mid ‘90s), Rey Mysterio, Jr. (mid ‘90s)
Team USA: AJ Styles (2002), Christopher Daniels (2002), and “Sugar” Shane Helms (2001)
Special Attraction Match
Mankind (1999) vs. Hollywood Hulk Hogan (1998)
Results
-Ric Flair defeated Shawn Michaels when Michaels submitted to the Figure Four Leg Lock. (25:00)
-Stone Cold Steve Austin defeated Goldberg when Austin ducked a Spear, sending Goldberg head-first into the turnbuckle. Goldberg turned around and took a Stone Cold Stunner to end the match. (10:00)
-Bret and Owen Hart defeated Chris Benoit and Dean Malenko when Benoit and Malenko passed out in simultaneous Sharpshooters. (20:00)
-Ultimo Dragon defeated Jushin Liger and Yoshihiro Tajiri to win the Cruiserweight Carnage tournament when Dragon pinned Tajiri after a Dragon Bomb. (17:00)
-Sting defeated The Undertaker after a Scorpion Death Drop. (12:00)
-Kurt Angle defeated Ken Shamrock when Shamrock submitted to the Ankle Lock. (12:00)
-Brian Pillman defeated Raven with the Air Pillman. Just a note here, I visualize this match being bloody as hell with both guys doing inhumane things to each other. (15:00)
-Team Japan defeated Team Mexico when Tajiri pinned Juventud after a Buzzsaw Kick. (15:00)
-Chris Jericho defeated Ricky Steamboat after a Lionsault. (14:00)
-Chavo Guerrero, Jr. defeated Eddie Guerrero by ducking out of the way of a Frog Splash and rolling up Eddie for a cheap pinfall. (13:00)
-Team Japan defeated Team Great Britain when Liger pinned PAC following a top rope Brainbuster. (13:00)
-Team Mexico defeated Team USA when Juventud pinned Helms after a 450 Splash. (13:00)
-Mankind defeated Hollywood Hulk Hogan when Mankind used Socko and Hogan passed out. It was the only move of the match. (1:00) :shifty:
The Wrestling Event of Time!
Your announcers this evening are Vince McMahon, Don West, and Chet Lemon!
The Match to Determine the Hero of Time: Lodi(c) (from Lenny and Lodi) vs The Repo Man
Winner (and the NEW Hero of Time): Repo Man wins by count-out at 18:54 minutes by having Lodi's sign repo'ed that states "Give me your address!"
All Out War in the Six Sides of Steel!! (Tag Tornado Match): Tiger Mask and Curry Man vs The Villanos (IV and V)
Winner: Tiger Mask and Curry Man at 12:45 minutes after the Switcheroo confuses the Villanos and leads to a Tiger Mask rollup for the pin
Iron Man Match: Big Show vs Mark Henry
Winner: Big Show at 5:00, 1-0. Pinfall came after a KO punch with 10 seconds remaining.
The Match of 1,000 Kicks!: Glacier vs Steve Blackman vs Jerry Flynn vs Ernest "The Cat" Miller
Winner: Steve Blackman at 25:30 by pinfall after a Dragon Suplex
Special Stipulation Match! 4 poles are set-up in each corner, each with a briefcase hanging from them. However, the briefcases can only be reached with a ladder. To be able to use the ladder, however, you must knock your opponent down for however long it takes to dance the Macarena thrice. At this point, you can then either pin or submit your opponent for the right to use the ladder once. Inside one of the briefcases is a key that unlocks the trunk of a car in the parking garage. Inside the trunk is a contract for a match against the Undertaker at Wrestlemania, but the contract must be signed with a pen that can be found in one of the other briefcases. This won't be known to the competitors until after they've found the contract. Stone Cold Steve Austin vs The Rock
Winner: The Rock at 9:21 after doing... all that.
The Red Hot Opener to Get the Crowd On Their Feet! Snitsky vs A-Train
Winner: A-Train at 1:49:30 by submission with an armbar