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Xero
05-10-2009, 02:06 PM
Why is it that when a real fan manages to get in the ring, usually one or two security guards will be on them, but when Matt Hardy ran in, not only were there about 100 security guards, but he managed to get hold of a LIVE mic?

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James Steele
05-10-2009, 02:12 PM
Matt Hardy was a former wrestler, and was therefore much more powerful than the average human being. Thus, the security forces lived in fear of Matt Hardy and tried to protect the fans from Matt's rage.

OR

Matt Hardy got a job on the side with the security company, and got in good with the guys just for the sole purpose of this attack. PREMEDITATION!
Supreme Olajuwon
05-10-2009, 03:08 PM
Maybe they thought Edge deserved his comeuppance.
Supreme Olajuwon
05-10-2009, 03:20 PM
SECURITY



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Rollermacka
05-10-2009, 03:35 PM
Why is it that when a real fan manages to get in the ring, usually one or two security guards will be on them, but when Matt Hardy ran in, not only were there about 100 security guards, but he managed to get hold of a LIVE mic?

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I'm suprised that nobody has set this to the benny hill theme
Rammsteinmad
05-10-2009, 03:36 PM
When Matt mentions Ring of Honor the crowd go silent as if to say "what the fuck is ROH?"
Lock Jaw
05-10-2009, 03:45 PM
There's a mole inside the WWE Universe. Austin was right with his Don't Trust Anybody attitude. He needs to come back and work outside of the "rules" and get to the bottom of this conspiracy.
thedamndest
05-10-2009, 04:58 PM
The 100 security guards were necessary to keep Matt Hardy from breaking the glass ceiling. He was able to get a live mic because MATT HARDY WILL NOT DIE!
GD
05-10-2009, 05:05 PM
Adam you BATHTURD!
Theo Dious
05-10-2009, 06:37 PM
Matt Hardy was a former wrestler, and was therefore much more powerful than the average human being. Thus, the security forces lived in fear of Matt Hardy and tried to protect the fans from Matt's rage.


I'd be more inclined to go with:

Security Guy A: Hey, who's that guy jumping the barrier and attacking Edge?
Security Guy B: Looks like Matt Hardy.
Security Guy A: Wasn't he fired a bit ago?
Security Guy B: I don't know, I never look at the internet cause I'm afraid Brock Lesnar will kill me.
Security Guy A: But didn't he quit?
Security Guy B: What did I JUST SAY, genius???
GD
05-10-2009, 06:54 PM
In recent times, Brock Lesnar has become a face on tpwwforums.
James Steele
05-10-2009, 06:57 PM
In recent times, Brock Lesnar has become a face on tpwwforums.

To Rob and a couple of other MMA marks.
Theo Dious
05-10-2009, 06:58 PM
To Rob and a couple of other MMA marks.

So in other words, the same people who made Bret a face in Canada...
GD
05-10-2009, 06:58 PM
I was always a Brock mark except for the time when he man handled Zack in front of his mommy :(
GD
05-10-2009, 07:10 PM
How can he do such a thing! :(
Xero
05-10-2009, 07:37 PM
I was always a Brock mark except for the time when he man handled Zack in front of Peggy Hill :(
The Optimist
05-10-2009, 08:06 PM
Was Scoot on riddlin during that promo?
Theo Dious
05-10-2009, 08:38 PM
Was Scoot on riddlin during that promo?

Who the hell is Scoot and what the hell is riddlin?
James Steele
05-10-2009, 08:46 PM
http://tbl2.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/riddler.jpg
James Steele
05-10-2009, 08:47 PM
http://carsmedia.ign.com/cars/image/article/682/682465/tokyo-auto-salon-bonus-scoot-over-20060120050319460.jpg
The Optimist
05-11-2009, 12:27 AM
Was Scoot (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Hall) on riddlin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methylphenidate) during that promo?
James Steele
05-11-2009, 02:52 AM
OOPS, I have a scooter and the Riddler.
DAMN iNATOR
05-11-2009, 05:12 PM
OOPS, I have a scooter and the Riddler.

I think what The Optimist was trying to say was...
Was Scott on ritalin during that promo?

For anyone who may not have caught on to what was going on yet.
James Steele
05-11-2009, 05:15 PM
Scott was on whiskey.
FourFifty
05-11-2009, 05:22 PM
AND I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/donwest.gif
May 19th
Shaggy
05-11-2009, 08:04 PM
With the busy schedule that the WWE security has in making sure the superstars are hurt they dont have time like the normal man to look in the net or read memos....thus infact they did not know Matt Hardy was recently fired. They all were just trying to break up the fight.
The Mackem
05-12-2009, 06:38 AM
Remember when all of Matt's followers were supporting him after he got fired and then this happened? Some of them thought this was real.
Kane Knight
05-12-2009, 12:01 PM
Remember when all of Matt's followers were supporting him after he got fired and then this happened? Some of them thought this was real.

I dunno about you, but it's still real to me, dammit.