TNA Thread for 5/14/09 - Suicide is El Ciclope?

[DarKCentaur]

From tnawrestling.com:

PREVIEW FOR TONIGHT'S HUGE "iMPACT!" BROADCAST ON SPIKE TV AT 9/8c
The road to the May 24 "Sacrifice" Pay-Per-View continues

Tonight, TNA Wrestling returns to SpikeTV at 9/8c for two hours of Total Nonstop Action as the road to the May 24 "Sacrifice" Pay-Per-View event continues!

The below is a preview of what is scheduled for the huge broadcast:

- Who is in charge in TNA Wrestling: TNA Founder Jeff Jarrett, or Executive Shareholder and TNA World Heavyweight Champion Mick Foley? In recent weeks, the two superstars have been involved in an ongoing power struggle. TNAwrestling.com has learned that Foley plans to open Thursday's broadcast with some words regarding the volatile situation, as well as a major announcement concerning TNA Founder, Jeff Jarrett! What does Foley have planned? Who truly calls the shots in TNA? Tune in and find out!

- Will we find out the true identity of TNA X Division Champion Suicide? This past week, The Motor City Machineguns and Lethal Consequences confronted Daniels on the rumor he is under the mask as Suicide. The Machienguns are demanding Suicide's true identity be revealed on Thursday night on SpikeTV, and according to Sabin and Shelley, they'll pull the mask off themselves if they have to! Who is under the disguise? Is it really Daniels? Don't miss it on Thursday's "iMPACT!" on SpikeTV!

Also on Thursday's broadcast:

- Speaking of Suicide, he will team up with Amazing Red on Thursday to take on The British Invasion in the semifinals of the Team 3D Tag Team Tournament for a shot at the TNA World Tag Team gold!

- We'll hear from "The Icon" Sting, who has vowed to retire if he gets pinned in the main event at Sacrifice!

- Will we find out more about Samoa Joe and the mysterious person he has been talking to?

- Kevin Nash and Booker T of the Main Event Mafia will both be in singles action on the broadcast

- Who is TNA Women's Champion Angelina Love getting as backup in her war against Awesome Kong? With Velvet Sky and Madison Rayne injured, who will Angelina turn to for help?

- Plus, more news on the May 24 "Sacrifice" Pay-Per-View event and much more!

[DarKCentaur]

I promise I won't bail on this thread this week. Maybe.

[DarKCentaur]

Nash in singles action excites me in ways that cannot be described.

[DarKCentaur]

This episode is titled Nightmare at the Asylum. What does that even mean?

[DarKCentaur]

Did Abyss have a bad dream?

[DarKCentaur]

Oh my... no MEM to start? What the fuck is going on here

[DarKCentaur]

PUT IT ON! PUT IT ON! I'm glad we have a risk-taker like Foley in charge

[DarKCentaur]

I hope the footage is of Jarrett on the toilet with explosive diarehhea.

[DarKCentaur]

Nash looks like he's wasted.

[DarKCentaur]

If I was Booker, I'd take Jenna Morasca over Sharmell too.

[FourFifty]

I promise I won't bail on this thread this week. Maybe.

Nash in singles action excites me in ways that cannot be described.

This episode is titled Nightmare at the Asylum. What does that even mean?

Did Abyss have a bad dream?

Oh my... no MEM to start? What the fuck is going on here

PUT IT ON! PUT IT ON! I'm glad we have a risk-taker like Foley in charge

I hope the footage is of Jarrett on the toilet with explosive diarehhea.

Nash looks like he's wasted.

...........
Hell of a thread ya got going for yourself.

[DarKCentaur]

JB is the most impatient man of all time.

[DarKCentaur]

Not my fault nobody cares about TNA.

[DarKCentaur]

Actually wait... is it?

[DarKCentaur]

HAH at Foley calling Hebner shady

[DarKCentaur]

Wow Cute Kip. SWERVE

[DarKCentaur]

Samoa Joe is a very insecure man... this will be his what, 3rd advisor?

[DarKCentaur]

These Jarrett videos are downright creepy.

[KYR]

You know, NOTHING in that preview entices me to want to watch.

[DarKCentaur]

Nothing in this show so far has been watchable, so I guess it's really not deceiving you.

[thedamndest]

For the love of God, somebody pin Sting.

[DarKCentaur]

I'm guessing Jarrett will sacrifice ownership of TNA, and he'll get pinned by Foley.

[DarKCentaur]

What the hell? An edited beatdown?

[KYR]

Do you send yourself 'texts' as well?

[DarKCentaur]

I'm delusional.

[KYR]

I'm in two minds.

[thecc]

did amazing red wrestle yet?

[DarKCentaur]

Yeah, him and Suicide lost to the Mediocre Invasion

[KYR]

Well if you'd kept up your commentary we'd all have known that wouldn't we?

[DarKCentaur]

Nash looks gassed, and we're only 30 seconds in

[DarKCentaur]

Well if you'd kept up your commentary we'd all have known that wouldn't we?

Yes sir :'(

[thecc]

Yeah, him and Suicide lost to the Mediocre InvasionDid he pull off any flashy shit?

[DarKCentaur]

Eh, not really. It was a short match, he got beat down most of the time. The Guns interfered to cost them the match, then the Guns and Lethal Consequences all tried to unmask Suicide, but Daniels made the save.

[DarKCentaur]

What a lame I Quit match.

[DarKCentaur]

Hahahaha Don West: "Holiday knew Booker T could have ended his career, or even his life"

[DarKCentaur]

Well, much like my personality, that episode sucked.

[The Mackem]

I thought you carried it well.

[screech]

You did well by yourself. Sorry I wasn't here to take some of the load.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Don West is a little more tolerable as a heel. Maybe because we truly don't like him.

I'm thinking Kurt Angle wins his third TNA World Title at Sacrifice, pinning Jeff Jarrett, which leads to Foley becoming the full-time authority figure, and starting the build towards Angle vs. Jarrett III. But you never can really think with TNA.

[RGWhat316]

Wow, the announcers really know how to sell something. When Suicide was being unmasked, Daniels runs down, and there is silence. 30 seconds later Tenay asked if he still believed Daniels was Suicide. Something like that should have gartered a reaction right away, yet there was silence, LOL.

And kinda interesting that Daffney was Taylor's secret admirer, yet it just just a trap.

[DarKCentaur]

I still may be the only one who truly likes Don West. This line made me chuckle:

West: "Nevermind that Daniels is the one under the Suicide mask, I wanna know who the imposter is that's pretending to be Daniels right now!"

[Mr. Nerfect]

Don West would make an awesome heel manager, if you ask me.