Awesome Metalocalypse quotes

[Fignuts]

This and venture bros. have become my favorite adult swim shows.

inspired by BFM's post.
Fishes donts haves no metals to listen tos underwaters

[Fignuts]

"We've figured out how to travel through time at the speed of regular time with plastic bags. "

[Fignuts]

"His name is Doctor Rockso. He's the rock and roll clown. He does cocaine. I'm afraid that's all we know."

[Nowhere Man]

"I think I know what all of you are trying to say....I think....we need to build a space helicopter."

[Fignuts]

“Well then proves it! Show me a miracles that religion exists.”
“Well um, you know, there’s the bible right there.”
“Well… maybe I’ll… re-evaluates my life, then.”

[Nowhere Man]

"Put the boots to him. Medium-style."

[mitchables]

"When you see a piece of trash on the ground, don't just stand there. PICK IT UPPPPP!"

<3

[Nowhere Man]

"Make 'em wish dey was nevuh born. Give 'em the bluuues."

[Shaggy]

"Guitar made from Christ Cross"

[BigDaddyCool]

I'm a notary.

[BigDaddyCool]

Aaah, what's the matter, we got you your favorite thing in the world, disapointment."

[Kalyx triaD]

Venture Bros. Season 3 is awesome.

[Nowhere Man]

That's my bread and butter you're fucking with.

[Fignuts]

Venture Bros. Season 3 is awesome.

Every season of venture bros. is awesome.

Love that one robot character that is a parody of marvel's The Watcher.

"IGNORRRRRRRE MEEEEEEEEE!!!"

[Nowhere Man]

I'm still a sucker for Dr. Orpheus myself. "Who wants PIZZA ROLLS?!?!"

[Kalyx triaD]

Season 3 is especially awesome. Not one episode seemed like a "paycheck".

[PorkSoda]

I don't know names, I never actually watched the show, but I just Youtube'd it and it looks hilarious. I like this right here:

"By the way, teeths grow back! Don't you remember being a little kid when your teeth would fall out and your teeth would grow back and you would get the old one under the pillow so the ancient northguard orthar the tooth collector give you a pickle dickle?"
"JUST GET OUT OF HERE"

wtf.....