Ribbing stories

[Zeeboe]

One of my favorites was when Vader and former heavyweight boxer, Scott LeDoux almost came to blows back in the AWA out in the parking lot when Vader refused to sign autographs for some kids. LeDoux got onto him about it, and ticked Vader off, which caused Vader to make some rude remarks that got LeDoux all hot, but the boys were able to keep them from hurting each other.

Anyhow, the next day, the AWA wrestlers had a plane to catch, and Vader and LeDoux were yelling at each other again because it turns out their bags had been locked together perfectly, and the two had to walk through the airport together, holding their bags like a couple. :lol:

It turned out it was Curt Hennig who did the deed, proving once again why he was simply perfect.

[Krimzon7]

Good one!

[Zeeboe]

Thank you! If you guys have any you've read, or heard, feel free to post em'.

One of the extras on the season one Tough Enough DVD had Pat Patterson tell the contestants a funny story that happened back in the 70's.

Pat Patterson, Terry Funk, and some rookie were in a car, traveling to the next town for them to wrestle in, and a common rib among the boys back then was anytime one of them passed each other on the road, they'd stick their butts out the window and moon each other. Sometimes they'd even stick cigars up their asses!

Anyhow, Funk and Patterson decided to prank the greenhorn in the back seat. They asked him if he wanted to REALLY pull a good rib on the boys. Of course, this newbie very eagerly said "yes", so they encouraged him to get into the trunk, naked, with the trunk unlocked, and when he heard the horn honk, that was his signal to open the trunk, and come out, showing everything to the wrestlers that would be unlucky enough to be driving behind them.

The noob is honored to be asked by the two legends to pull such an awesome rib on the other wrestlers, so he happily agrees. So the kid's back there, butt naked, then after a few minutes he hears *HONK, HONK*.......he opens up the trunk, reviling his nakedness.......to the cops! :lol:

The sirens go off, and they pull them over, Funk and Patterson are in tears from laughing so hard, the poor rookie's face is beet red, but it turns out after some talking, the cops were cool about it, and had a good sense of humor, laughed it off, and let them off the hook.

[Xero]

Oh God the posts are growing exponentially.

[Krimzon7]

ROTFL!!! fucking awesome!!!

[KYR]

Wow. Pat Patterson encouraging a wrestler to get naked.

Who'd have thought.

[Zeeboe]

Oh God the posts are growing exponentially.

Is that sarcasm I detect? Well, here, I'll let Bobby Heenan tell the next one:

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:lol: Not a rib, but funny nontheless. Great smart-ass replies from both Bobby and Andre. :y: What a combo they must have been when partying.

[Savio]

Thank you! If you guys have any you've read, or heard, feel free to post em'.

One of the extras on the season one Tough Enough DVD had Pat Patterson tell the contestants a funny story that happened back in the 70's.

Pat Patterson, Terry Funk, and some rookie were in a car, traveling to the next town for them to wrestle in, and a common rib among the boys back then was anytime one of them passed each other on the road, they'd stick their butts out the window and moon each other. Sometimes they'd even stick cigars up their asses!

Anyhow, Funk and Patterson decided to prank the greenhorn in the back seat. They asked him if he wanted to REALLY pull a good rib on the boys. Of course, this newbie very eagerly said "yes", so they encouraged him to get into the trunk, naked, with the trunk unlocked, and when he heard the horn honk, that was his signal to open the trunk, and come out, showing everything to the wrestlers that would be unlucky enough to be driving behind them.

The noob is honored to be asked by the two legends to pull such an awesome rib on the other wrestlers, so he happily agrees. So the kid's back there, butt naked, then after a few minutes he hears *HONK, HONK*.......he opens up the trunk, reviling his nakedness.......to the cops! :lol:

The sirens go off, and they pull them over, Funk and Patterson are in tears from laughing so hard, the poor rookie's face is beet red, but it turns out after some talking, the cops were cool about it, and had a good sense of humor, laughed it off, and let them off the hook.I thought it was gonna end in Patterson raping him.

[Sting Fan]

It did, but Zeeboe is really Patterson.

[Zeeboe]

I thought it was gonna end in Patterson raping him.

Just cause he's gay doesn't make him a rapist, Mr. Phelps. :)

Okay, more ribs. Now I don't want you guys thinking I'm running out of stories by posting clips, cause I'm not, but I think if there's gonna be a thread about ribbing, these clips should be included....

Here's two clips of Bubba the Love Spouge ribbing the hell out of The Honky Tonk Man.....kinda a mean one, but funny:

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Then you have the Howard Stern crew ribbing the Iron Sheik:

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:lol: WOW......

[Zeeboe]

One time, back in the day, up in Germany, Bret Hart was in the locker room and came across a dirty, old, abandoned, pair of shit-stained white underwear. Bret decided to rib Dick Murdoch when he noticed Murdoch's fresh, clean, white underwear hanging from a hook by his bag in his locker. He switched the underwear out with tweezers. When Murdoch came by later, and saw the underwear, he remarked that some sick freak shit in his underwear, then left, leaving Bret and Davey Boy Smith cracking ip.