New Raw GM Is...... SPOILER ALERT

[taker707]

As seen last night on Raw, Vickie Guerrero announced she was resigning as General Manager of Raw.

In a perfect case of timing with next week’s Raw taking place in Charlotte, North Carolina, Ric Flair will be announced as the new General Manager of Raw.

Flair has re-signed or is on the verge of re-signing with World Wrestling Entertainment. There are no plans for him to wrestle, so the vacancy in the Raw general manager position works out perfectly for him to return to television.

[Impeccable]

If so, he's almost come full circle.

Anything that brings Flair to my screen gets the Impeccable Seal of Approval (ISA)

[Team Sheep]

What's gay though is that kay fabe wise, Randy's punt to the head has caused months of absence to huge stars like Batista and Triple H, whilst an old man recovers from it in 2 weeks. :shifty:

[Krimzon7]

there was nothing left to damage in flair

[Jeritron]

The closer he is to a ring/storyline every week, the more likely he is to wrestle eventually.

I'm not saying he will, and I don't think Vince will let it happen, but you just never know. I wish he'd stay off television and make his retirement mean something.

[Afterlife]

Good God, this is awful. THE MAN CAN'T TALK!. And I don't mean that as faux insider slang that he's just bad on the mic -- which he is -- I mean he literally cannot speak.

[Savio]

What's gay though is that kay fabe wise, Randy's punt to the head has caused months of absence to huge stars like Batista and Triple H, whilst an old man recovers from it in 2 weeks. :shifty:well he only nicked flair

[Team Sheep]

well he only nicked flair

Okay but pretty sure it was meant to come off as a full blown punt?

[Savio]

oh wait I was thinking wrestling was real and that was why he got healthy so quick.

[FourFifty]

What's gay though is that kay fabe wise, Randy's punt to the head has caused months of absence to huge stars like Batista and Triple H, whilst an old man recovers from it in 2 weeks. :shifty:

He's Ric Flair.

[Testicle]

Good God, this is awful. THE MAN CAN'T TALK!. And I don't mean that as faux insider slang that he's just bad on the mic -- which he is -- I mean he literally cannot speak.

Some people have said he is the best mic man in the history of the business.

And I think its a good idea to have him as the GM. Raw is struggling right now and having ric on each week should help.

[James Steele]

So, Ric Flair will return full-time to WWE and Triple H will win the vacant WWE Championship next week on RAW? I might not be able to handle the erection that will occur.

[Impeccable]

What's gay though is that kay fabe wise, Randy's punt to the head has caused months of absence to huge stars like Batista and Triple H, whilst an old man recovers from it in 2 weeks. :shifty:

Hey...Flair is THE man.

He can be buried alive in the middle of the desert with no sign of civilization on a thursday, find his way back to Nitro on a monday and have gotten over the burial so that he doesn't even so much as mention it.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Did Flair form another consortium?

[Gertner]

Meh.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Ahh, great...early 2002 called, I think they want their lame idea left alone...

[James Steele]

I loved the co-owners storyline (while it lasted). Also, this follows the Jim Cornette rule on rehashing angles.

[FourFifty]

I loved Vickie as Raw GM. She was so easy to hate.

[Legend Killer]

Flair as the GM... Expensive!!!

Jack Tunney as President... Not so Much!!!

Randy Orton's punt... Priceless!!!

[James Steele]

I can't wait for Ric Flair to turn heel after being GM for a year or two and proving the entire world wrong. To be the man, you gotta beat the man...and nobody has beaten Ric Flair in "Being The Best".

[DAMN iNATOR]

I can't wait for Ric Flair to turn heel after being GM for a year or two and proving the entire world wrong. To be the man, you gotta beat the man...and nobody has beaten Ric Flair in "Being The Best".

If Flair is to succeed as GM this time, they better make him an immediate heel. There's already Tiffany on ECW who's a face, and Theodore R. Long on SD! an obvious face GM. And it would follow the "formula" of generally having a heel GM at the helm of RAW.

[Zeeboe]

He'll be a trillion times better then the fat bitch with an annoying voice, and crap mic skills! Flair has some of the best mic skills ever. He'll be great.

[James Steele]

You aren't evil, but you most definitely are a clown.

[screech]

Didn't he turn down an offer to be the GM of SD not too long ago?

[Afterlife]

Some people have said he is the best mic man in the history of the business.

And I think its a good idea to have him as the GM. Raw is struggling right now and having ric on each week should help.

He'll be a trillion times better then the fat bitch with an annoying voice, and crap mic skills! Flair has some of the best mic skills ever. He'll be great.

The problem, here, is that not only was Vickie's "I resign" tirade excellent, but you're both missing the big picture: FLAIR CAN'T TALK. Hith lithp athide, He thoundth like hith tongue had a thtroke. He may as well have a mouth full of marbles and glue, because 90% of the noises from his mouth sound less like a promo and more like a drowning cow. Add to this the fact that his improv is redundant and generally terrible, and Ric Flair will be making me change the channel during his moments on Raw. Just like he has since his "feud" with Orton started.

[Volare]

Wooooooooooo!

[XL]

Afterlife is pretty much spot on here. Flair sounds like his tongue has been repeatedly stung by bees.

I'd also much rather see someone fresh in the role. I'm still crossing my fingers for a "Million Dollar GM" some time soon.

[Comrade Canadia]

Is this sourced, or just an educated guess? Flair as GM isn't ground-breaking, but he's better than one of the McMahons making a triumphant comeback AGAIN. Ugh.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Is this sourced, or just an educated guess? Flair as GM isn't ground-breaking, but he's better than one of the McMahons making a triumphant comeback AGAIN. Ugh.

'round here taker707 is Ryan Clark the news guy. He ripped it from off the news page here. Feel free to tell him to shut up.

[RVDmark]

Flair obviously has some bills to pay now he is divorced again. He's either going to do it wrestling, or by being in a non wrestling capacity. The only way the latter pays enough is by doing it in WWE. And after Flair's sendoff, him wrestling again would destroy that legacy.

Flair as GM might even be good.

Shut up taker707

[Halbowsky]

I'd rather see Regal back as RAW GM. He was brilliant in that role

[Droford]

GM Batista! He can continue to make Legacy/Orton's lives a living hell even when he's out hurt.

[Savio]

Is this sourced, or just an educated guess? Flair as GM isn't ground-breaking, but he's better than one of the McMahons making a triumphant comeback AGAIN. Ugh.

[Theo Dious]

Regal needs to move to commentary eventually. Cole/Regal would be awesmoe since Regal would bury Cole the whole time.

[Testicle]

The problem, here, is that not only was Vickie's "I resign" tirade excellent, but you're both missing the big picture: FLAIR CAN'T TALK. Hith lithp athide, He thoundth like hith tongue had a thtroke. He may as well have a mouth full of marbles and glue, because 90% of the noises from his mouth sound less like a promo and more like a drowning cow. Add to this the fact that his improv is redundant and generally terrible, and Ric Flair will be making me change the channel during his moments on Raw. Just like he has since his "feud" with Orton started.

You may feel this way, but I doubt that a majority of WWE fans would agree with you.

[Testicle]

Regal needs to move to commentary eventually. Cole/Regal would be awesmoe since Regal would bury Cole the whole time.

:y:

[DarKCentaur]

BRING BACK ADAMLE!!!

[Afterlife]

I'd rather see Regal back as RAW GM. He was brilliant in that role

I thought about that when Vickie mentioned the lack of decency and respect in the crowd. That could be her goodbye gift to him, naming him her replacement.

You may feel this way, but I doubt that a majority of WWE fans would agree with you.

So, if I said "The sky is blue", WWE fans would disagree with that? Because what you're saying is that you will ignore simple facts in order to maintain your nothing-based opinion.

[Batista03]

GM Batista! He can continue to make Legacy/Orton's lives a living hell even when he's out hurt.

That would be funny as hell. I would like to see Austin back as GM.

[DarKCentaur]

GM Batista! He can continue to make Legacy/Orton's lives a living hell even when he's out hurt.

Orton vs A Basketball

[Truth Commission]

Flair is arguably the most overrated wrestler in the history of wrestling. He was good, but he certainly wasn't great.

Triple H only leveraged Flair as being the 'greatest of all-time' due to his hatred of Hogan.

[James Steele]

That would be funny as hell. I would like to see Austin back as GM.

It was awesome when Angle was GM of SmackDown!

[James Steele]

Flair is arguably the most overrated wrestler in the history of wrestling. He was good, but he certainly wasn't great.

Triple H only leveraged Flair as being the 'greatest of all-time' due to his hatred of Hogan.


Are you fucking high?

[Truth Commission]

It was awesome when Angle was GM of SmackDown!

You are the least intelligent poster on TPWW.net, and it has nothing to do with your above post.

[James Steele]

You are the least intelligent poster on TPWW.net, and it has nothing to do with your above post.

You are one of the worst socks on TPWW.net, and it has everything to do with you being Heyman.

[The Pope]

Good God, this is awful. THE MAN CAN'T TALK!. And I don't mean that as faux insider slang that he's just bad on the mic -- which he is -- I mean he literally cannot speak.

You're Right
The Jet flyin' Limo ridin' woooooooooo! what's next Austin comes back as a full time wrestler "And that's the bottom line cause stone cold said so."

[Droford]

I just had a crazy idea. Last year Vince gave away tons of money, maybe this year he can have a contest...

The RAW GM Search! Open to all of those people who are unemployed. It would definitely make national news. Winner gets a contract to be RAW GM for a year, or until Vince fires their ass (which, hillariously would probably end up being later on the same night they won just because Vince is Vince).

[Theo Dious]

Are you fucking high?

I vote stupid, personally.

[Testicle]

Flair is arguably the most overrated wrestler in the history of wrestling. He was good, but he certainly wasn't great.

Triple H only leveraged Flair as being the 'greatest of all-time' due to his hatred of Hogan.

:wtf:

Wow.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

You are one of the worst socks on TPWW.net, and it has everything to do with you being Heyman.

I dunno though you are kind of a retard.

[Verbose Minch]

I like Flair, but he`s by no means the best ever. Besides, he sounds like Sylverster the cat now.

[Afterlife]

I like Flair, but he`s by no means the best ever. Besides, he sounds like Sylverster the cat now.

On drugs. Many, many drugs.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Ric Flair never really does it for me, but this move sort of makes sense. The WWE want to get Ric Flair back on television, and this is a pretty convenient way to do it. I immediately thought that William Regal should try and re-position himself with Vince McMahon to become the General Manager again, though.

I'd at least like to see a storyline between Flair and Regal, with Flair ribbing Regal all the time for getting the job, and Regal not being able to do anything about it because Flair is retired, and his boss.

By the way, I am so hoping that Flair announces a WWE Championship Challenge featuring every single former WWE Champion on RAW. It is advertised as Triple H vs. Big Show vs. John Cena vs. Randy Orton, but then Shawn Michaels also joins the fray, and wins his fourth WWE Title.

[Sting Fan]

Flair is arguably the most overrated wrestler in the history of wrestling. He was good, but he certainly wasn't great.

Triple H only leveraged Flair as being the 'greatest of all-time' due to his hatred of Hogan.


Hes right, dont you all know HHH had that sorta pull back when he was jobbing to the Warrior at WM.

Its all HHHs doing. :shifty:

[Zeeboe]

What the HELL MAN!? Flair's LISP is what makes him who he is! It's a TRADEMARK for pete's sake! I can't believe you guys ACTUALLY think Flair doesn't have mic skills! There is not a THING Ric Flair CANNOT do! That is why he is Ric Flair! The TRUE icon of this business! Ric Flair doesn't "suck" at anything. There's not a person alive who can TRULY look Ric Flair IN THE EYE, and say "RIC BABY, YOU CAN'T HACK IT!" What is wrong with the internet smarks!? WHAT HAS HAPPENED!? We've disagreed over A LOT of things over the years, but I truly cannot see things from your point of view! I use to love how Flair would just rant, and rant, and get all sweaty, and his face would get beet red. It was great, it was funny, it was intense! WOOOO! What the fuck is wrong with you guys, man?!?!?!?!?!? You're all probably thiking *I* am trying to get cheap heat, but I'm NOT! I think you guys are! Or you're just pushing my buttons! I mean, what the hell!?!?!?!?!

Unless you've been down the roads RIC FLAIR has been, unless you've sweated, and bladed, and bust your ass, day in and day out, gone out and partyed, and stayed up for days, and STILL put on THE BEST wrestling match on the evening, you have no RIGHT at all to judge RIC FLAIR! He's 16-time world champion! WOOOOOO!!!!! HOW MANY TITLES HAS VICKIE WON!? This is STILL the WRESTLING business, and a WRESTLER needs to be running the show! And Ric Flair will ALWAYS, ALWAYS, 60-years old, or 100-years old, will ALWAYS have a lot to offer to the WWE! Not because he's a legend! Not because he can work that mic, NOT because he's the greatest wrestler, but because he's RIC FLAIR! WOOOOO!10-years, 60-years old, 100-years old, there's no one like Ric Flair baby!.....WOOOOOO!!!!!.....When I first heard that woman.......that thing.....I figured you guys would have been crucifying her!!!!!!! For years that is! Cause up until a few weeks ago, I never even heard her! And thank God I didn't! That CREATURE....that woman had a highly annoying voice, and I've done acting before. I've seen acting before. That woman reminded me of someone who was acting for the first time. I know actors that could give Oscar-worthy perfomances compared to her! Seriously! She was horrible!!!!!

......Really, are you guys just playing bad guy wrestling fan here by actually saying she's good at what she does? You can tell me. Please. I really don't wanna lose faith in you guys!!!! I don't wanna to! No Sir! I've always admired smarks love for the business. I may not agree with a lot of you guys. I think most of you always hated Hogan for the same reasons a lot of the older wrestlers did, and that is because you're jealous. I mean, it doesn't shock me at all that you guys hate Cena, because you guys have ALWAYS hated the top babyface of the company. And I know you guys have always liked the heels! It's true! It's true! You guys have always liked the villians! But to prefer her over Ric FUCKING Flair on the mic?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK!!?!?!?! I could listen to Ric Flair TALK ALL GODDAMN DAY!!!!!!! WOOOO! DEATH would be better then listen to that FAT-UGLY-SLUT OF A WOMAN! You guys are IDIOTS! You judge me!? I JUDGE YOU! You say I'm trying to get cheap heat1 I SAY YOU ARE trying to get cheap heat by taking up for that FUCKING waste of life and having the BALLS to disrespect RIC FLAIR! Flair is a FUCKING icon! I always thought Flair had some of THE best mic skills IN THIS BUSINESS! You're jealous of Ric Flair! You guys are WORST then Eric Bischoff! Ric Flair is the greatest icon in this business today! And to BE the Man, you've got to BEAT the man! AND UNTIL VICKIE GURRERNO WINS THE STRAP 16-TIMES.....she is WILL never....EVER.....be a PIMPLE on the ASS of Ric Flair! WOOOOO!!!!!! Ric Flair is a wrestling GOD! RATHER YOU LIKE OR YOU DON'T! Because he's THE BEST THING GOING TODAY! And he's a jet-flying-kiss-staling, willin', dealin' SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Ric Flair and Triple H are gonna make watching Monday Nigh Raw watchable again for *this* wrestling fan who turned it off because he was SICK of KIDS like Orton, and no-talent hacks like Vickie Gurrereno! I don't even give a damn if I misspelled her name! She SUCKS! Orton Sucks! Ric Flair anf Triple H RULE the wrestling WORLD! WOOOOOOOOO! This NOT cheap cheat heat! YOU'RE THE GODDAMN CHEAP HEAT! This is REAL! Because despite everything, it IS still real to me dammit, and that is because of Ric Flair, and those like him! You may think this Ric Flair impression is me FUCKING around, but this is the real me in here, telling you guys, you clearly never knew much about this business, and that is why YOU are not in it and Ric Flair is! WOOOOOOO!

I wouldn't want a post this long if I didn't mean what I said! And I don't care if you read it or not, because you guys hate the truth! You're like that Devil who wants to hide from what he knows is true! But the day of reckoing is coming, and rather you believe or don't believe! WOOOO! Ric Flair has returned! Triple H has returned! And for the first time in SIX YEARS, ZEEBOE has returned!

WWE!!!!! Break out the fine china, and tie a yellow ribbon around the tree, cause THIS boy is coming home! WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Skippord]

holy god

[Volare]

Noid 2.0.

[Mr. Nerfect]

More like Vermaat's younger brother.

[Impact!]

Freakin lol

[4 knuckles up]

The problem, here, is that not only was Vickie's "I resign" tirade excellent, but you're both missing the big picture: FLAIR CAN'T TALK. Hith lithp athide, He thoundth like hith tongue had a thtroke. He may as well have a mouth full of marbles and glue, because 90% of the noises from his mouth sound less like a promo and more like a drowning cow. Add to this the fact that his improv is redundant and generally terrible, and Ric Flair will be making me change the channel during his moments on Raw. Just like he has since his "feud" with Orton started.

:yes:

Done.

[AJHayes]

Shut up taker707

[XL]

IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!
Figured I'd shorten it down for ya :y:

[Kane Knight]

The problem, here, is that not only was Vickie's "I resign" tirade excellent, but you're both missing the big picture: FLAIR CAN'T TALK. Hith lithp athide, He thoundth like hith tongue had a thtroke. He may as well have a mouth full of marbles and glue, because 90% of the noises from his mouth sound less like a promo and more like a drowning cow. Add to this the fact that his improv is redundant and generally terrible, and Ric Flair will be making me change the channel during his moments on Raw. Just like he has since his "feud" with Orton started.

With a fandom that will thit their panth when they hear the ethclamthion "Wooooo!" Doeth he need to be able to thpeak?

[XL]

They should pair Flair with Swagger!!

Then bring in Matt Morgan and Bubba Ray, the things they could do with a Speech Impediment faction are endless.

[Volare]

Lisp Inc.