The Greatest Unemployed Card!

[FourFifty]

I haven't fully thought this one through, but then again it's the internet so who really cares....

We've talked about Legends cards, Afterlife cards, but what about Unemployed cards?

Here are the rules- You have a World title, and two or three other titles of your choices (ie- Hardcore, Women's, Tag, Basic midcard title, etc) you can use (which doesn't mean you HAVE to use them all). Book a ppv with unemployed wrestlers.
They can be on the indy scene or working in Japan, but not wrestling for WWE, TNA, or RoH. They can be retired, but you have to believe that they can still be able to work a match (like you can't put Nick Bockwinkel in match).

Aaaaaand.... GO!
I'll have mine up after I get something to eat.

[Afterlife]

Does "unemployed" just mean WWE and TNA?

[KYR]

Does "unemployed" just mean WWE and TNA?

They can be on the indy scene or working in Japan, but not wrestling for WWE, TNA, or RoH. They can be retired, but you have to believe that they can still be able to work a match (like you can't put Nick Bockwinkel in match).

[FourFifty]

Does "unemployed" just mean WWE and TNA?



They can be on the indy scene or working in Japan, but not wrestling for WWE, TNA, or RoH. They can be retired, but you have to believe that they can still be able to work a match (like you can't put Nick Bockwinkel in match).

[KYR]

Now THAT'S scary :(

[Afterlife]

Well, yeah, if that had been there when I ASKED, which it totally WASN'T.... :shifty:

[Afterlife]

So who the hell is working in ROH?

[FourFifty]

So who the hell is working in ROH?

I don't know, but by default they're the third biggest group, so no RoH signed wrestlers.
That, and all of the people who cream over RoH like it's the greatest thing ever cannot book RoH vs everyone else.

[Afterlife]

Yeah, but I dunno who's there, so I can't play your game.

[The Pope]

Yeah, but I dunno who's there, so I can't play your game.

Don't worry You don't know anybody In RoH anyways so you're allright They are Indy for a reason.

[FourFifty]

Yeah, but I dunno who's there, so I can't play your game.

If you don't know who's in RoH, then there's a good chance you won't pick anyone in RoH for your card.
So you can still play :D


And here's a link to their roster.
http://www.rohwrestling.com/multimedia/roster.aspx

[FourFifty]

I guess I'll be the fist.
The bold is the winner.

Winner gets another chance in WWE
Ken Anderson w/Arn Anderson vs. D’Lo Brown w/Tony Atlas

This cannot end well…..
Cliff Compton (Domino) and Amy Dumas vs. Pac and Bart Gunn

Battle of the Legends (aka- we need a draw)
Jimmy Snuka VS Sgt. Slaughter

Unemployed Tag Team Titles
Umaga and Manu vs. Pete Gas and Joey Abs

Unemployed Hardcore Title
Rob Van Dam vs. The Sandman

Handicap Battle of the Bands
Rhythm & Blues vs. Man Mountain Rock and The Headbangers

Martial Arts vs. Boxing
Steve Blackman vs. Marc Mero

"One More Match" vs. One More Match
Hulk Hogan vs. Steve Austin

Flag Match
Braden Walker vs. Hassan

World Unemployed Title
Ray Gordy vs. Terry Funk

[KYR]

I guess I'll be the fist.
The bold is the winner.

Winner gets another chance in WWE
Ken Anderson w/Arn Anderson vs. D’Lo Brown w/Tony Atlas

This cannot end well…..
Cliff Compton (Domino) and Amy Dumas vs. Pac and Bart Gunn

Battle of the Legends (aka- we need a draw)
Jimmy Snuka VS Sgt. Slaughter

Unemployed Tag Team Titles
Umaga and Manu vs. Pete Gas and Joey Abs

Unemployed Hardcore Title
Rob Van Dam vs. The Sandman

Handicap Battle of the Bands
Rhythm & Blues vs. Man Mountain Rock and The Headbangers

Martial Arts vs. Boxing
Steve Blackman vs. Marc Mero

"One More Match" vs. One More Match
Hulk Hogan vs. Steve Austin

Flag Match
Braden Walker vs. Hassan

World Unemployed Title
Ray Gordy vs. Terry Funk

WTF????

Where's The Rock????

[Droford]

I dont know about the rest of the card, but I'd so totally do Hogan vs Savage.

[FourFifty]

Maybe he can be in a triple threat match for the World Unemployed Title.... but Ray Gordy still wins.

[thecc]

I guess I'll be the fist.
The bold is the winner.

Winner gets another chance in WWE
Ken Anderson w/Arn Anderson vs. D’Lo Brown w/Tony AtlasD'Lo is with ROH now.

[FourFifty]

D'Lo is with ROH now.

Well I'll be damned.
Okie dokie, Tony Atlas vs Ken Anderson.

[thecc]

Well I'll be damned.
Okie dokie, Tony Atlas vs Ken Anderson.MOTYC

[Testicle]

Uh, Atlas is employed by the WWE.

[Testicle]

He had a match tonight against evan bourne.

[Triple Naitch]

Uh, Atlas is employed by the WWE.

You'll get the memo tomorrow.

[Testicle]

Crap, he actually got released, I thought that was just a rumor.

[Afterlife]

Unemployed Heavyweight Championship

The Rock vs. Lance Storm

Unemployed Championship #1 Contender's Spot

Rikishi vs. A-Train

Unemployed Tag Team Championship

Vader and Hugh Morrus vs. Paul London and Spike Dudley

I Am Not A Flameout Match

Kevin Fertig vs. Marty Janetty

Clash of the Classics

Jake Roberts vs Randy Savage

Costume Collision

Battle Kat vs. Doink the Clown

Unemployed Cruiserweight Championship Six-Man Elimination

Nunzio vs. Essa Rios vs. Tajiri vs. Scotty 2 Hotty vs. Shannon Moore vs. Jesse

Unemployed Hardcore Championship

Balls Mahoney vs. Mike Bucci

Honest Chance Match

Kizarny vs. Ken Kennedy

[Destor]

Your requierments do not = unemployed.

[Afterlife]

I don't watch TNA, either, so if anyone went there recently that I listed, I was unaware. Apologies where applicable.

[Mr. Nerfect]

World Heavyweight Championship
Rob Van Dam vs. Brock Lesnar

Tag Team Championship Match
The Lords of the Ring vs. Doug Basham & The Damaja

NWA World Heavyweight Championship
Blue Demon, Jr. vs. Ken Anderson vs. Eddie Fatu

Junior Heavyweight Championship
Paul London vs. PAC

Women's Match
Molly Holly vs. Aja Kong

Megastar Special Attraction
Hulk Hogan vs. Goldberg

Puroresu Special Attraction
KENTA vs. Naomichi Marufuji

Battle of the Canadian Technicians
Lance Storm vs. Sean Morley

Women's Special Attraction Match
Trish Stratus vs. Jazz vs. Ivory vs. Amy Dumas

[The Pope]

World Heavyweight Title Match
Stone Cold vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Chris Benoit vs. Curt Henning vs. El Mesias (judas mesias, Heavyweight champion in Mexico)

[The Pope]

I din't Know Austin Aries, Brent albright, roderick strong
were in RoH

[deathtrap]

They can't be dead I'm guessing, be a bit of a stiff match otherwise

[#1-norm-fan]

Ray Gordy and Tony Atlas are still employed by WWE...

[#1-norm-fan]

Okay... this is me being somewhat realistic, not using guys like Rock or Austin who would have absolutely no chance of coming back for a match on a card like this.

World Title
Rob Van Dam vs. Eddie Fatu

United States Title
Ken Kennedy vs. Sean Morley

Tag Titles
The Impact Players vs. Cliff Compton and Sean O'Haire

Cruiserweight Title
Yoshihiro Tajiri vs. Paul London

Extreme 3-Way Dance
Steve Corino vs. Sabu vs. The Sandman

Al Snow vs. Maven Huffman

Lance "HB" Cade vs. Marty Jannetty

Nick Dinsmore vs. Elijah Burke

[The Pope]

Dead guys can probably still have a better match than wwe's recent call-ups

[Afterlife]

Zing!