So I just made/bought the most epic shirt in the history of professional wrestling.

[Xero]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/2.jpg

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/jitcrunchaspx.jpg

Note: It says "Steve Blackman Stares Into Your Soul".

[thedamndest]

Hopefully it is shipped with the proper warning labels.

[GD]

*faints*

[thedamndest]

Should have put a "Not Safe For Guru Dave" tag on that.

[Lock Jaw]

This has to be the single most awesome thing I have ever seen in my life. I am glad that Steve Blackman is finally being recognized as the unstoppable killing machine that he is.

[Xero]

Does this cement my TPWW Legend status, or do I need to get the Blackman sign on PPV first?

[Nark Order]

mother of god

[HTrain90]

You know, I was at a family reunion many years ago. My brother and I were playing with the "WWF Raw Deal" card game. And someone came up to us and asked "Is that Steve on the card?" We figured they were asking about Austin, so we said no. Turns out that it was a relative of Steve Blackman. I was surprised to learn the the entirety of his characters background was legitimate (all the martial arts and stuff), and they were really nice people. So somehow I am related to the unstoppable killing machine that is Steve Blackman. I thought that was pretty neat.

Random thought, I know. But figured I'd share.

Nice shirt, too. :y:

[Lock Jaw]

The only way I can top this is by getting a Steve Blackman's Face tattoo. BRB.

[Zeeboe]

Steve Blackman is suing NBC claiming "Law and Order" are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

[Xero]

For the record, if I can find a place that can do it, I plan on doing a shirt like Rey's huge face one but with Blackman.

[GD]

initiating rocket science

http://www.myspace.com/24637442

[Xero]

I am going to buy some rice cakes to be just like Steve Blackman (plain of course!).

[The Gold Standard]

Best Shirt Ever

[Y2Ant]

Since when did TPWW make a Steve Blackman bandwagon?

Not that i'm complaining or anything, because it was a fine choice of bandwagon.

[Lock Jaw]

Shortly after he appeared on the 15th anniversary of Raw show.

[Xero]

Where the fuck have you been?

BLACKMAN IS AWESOME!

[KYR]

The thread title is factually INCORRECT.

There is no reference to The Rock aaaaaaaaaaaaanywhere.

[The Gold Standard]

Blackman is the man. I have his autograph.

[Lock Jaw]

That's because Steve Blackman crushed The Rock with his mind.

http://doubleathemes2008.podomatic.com/mymedia/thumb/1106553/0x0_716929.jpg

[The Gold Standard]

http://slam.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesA/austin_unfor.jpg

An Epic Encounter

[FourFifty]

I need to know how to get a shirt like that.

[Xero]

I'll post the source tomorrow. I went through Cafe Press. Would have done it myself if I wasn't so lazy.

[Lock Jaw]

So I went to the tattoo parlor to get a Steve Blackman Face tattoo, but the guy wouldn't do it because he said a tattoo like that would break all of his instruments, even the ones he wasn't using at the time.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Steve Blackman is suing NBC claiming "Law and Order" are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

I'd like to see Santino ask Blackman if he (Santino) needs a license, Blackman asks him why, and Santino pulls the Because I've got guns routine on him, and see how long it takes for Blackman to knock his goofy ass out.

Also, Zeeboe, a more proper joke would have been something like "Richard Donner is suing Steve Blackman for trademark infringement for the use of "Lethal Weapon" as a nickname.

[Krimzon7]

My soul feels so dirty after that shirt. It would be hilarious if Steve Blackman was Destor!

[James Steele]

http://b2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00001/28/97/1367982_l.JPG

[TSI]

wow...that shirt is epic

[DAMN iNATOR]

Hopefully these all come with the "Xero AUTHENTIC WEAR" logo on the front so that we know we are not just accepting an immitation when buying one of these bad boys.

[parkmania]

The guy that teaches martial arts down the street from where I used to live made a habit of kicking Blackman's butt at tournaments. He has a few autographed programs as proof. They both were trained by the same guy, I think.

[St. Jimmy]

Hopefully these all come with the "Xero AUTHENTIC WEAR" logo on the front so that we know we are not just accepting an immitation when buying one of these bad boys.

Why are you buying stuff from Earl Hebners trunk anyhow?

[screech]

Absolutely incredible.

[Droford]

The thread title is factually INCORRECT.

There is no reference to The Rock aaaaaaaaaaaaanywhere.

Or no crossed out CENA on the front.

I doubt WWE's commitment to Miz/Anti Cena to actually make the shirts.

The back, instead of saying "Im Awesome" it would say

Spoiler - Cena Wins

[Y2Ant]

Where the fuck have you been?

BLACKMAN IS AWESOME!

I know!

I've been driving the damn Steve Blackman bandwagon since like 2002, where have YOU been?! :wavesad:

[Lock Jaw]

The guy that teaches martial arts down the street from where I used to live made a habit of kicking Blackman's butt at tournaments. He has a few autographed programs as proof. They both were trained by the same guy, I think.

The guy is obviously a filthy liar.... and a thief!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Why are you buying stuff from Earl Hebners trunk anyhow?

Who said I actually had to buy anything from him...maybe he supplies me with free merch on the side and I've got a 10% commission cut coming from all his sales of bootlegged stuff...

P.S.-Everybody...
http://www.hyperreal.org/raves/database/gallery/images_temp/shh_fundance_11nov89.jpg

:shifty:

[Zeeboe]

Steve Blackman originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Blackman replied, "That's no glitch...."

[Xero]

It came. It tells me I have to dip it in acid before I can put it on, otherwise the awesomeness will kill me.

[The Gold Standard]

I think you should buy a bunch of those shirts and sell them to the TPWW posters.

[The Pope]

Blackman looks like the guy that does the mighty puddy, awesome auger, and kaboom commercials.

[jimmy012345]

looks like somebody has a man crush on steve blackman

[RVDmark]

Does this cement my TPWW Legend status, or do I need to get the Blackman sign on PPV first?

You have to get the T-Shirt on TV.

[parkmania]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:SO_E2a5eXv19lM:http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zqiByLBbvDE/SWf22GbEBfI/AAAAAAAABcE/wpwSV-bD5Ao/s400/Billy_mays.pnghttp://doubleathemes2008.podomatic.com/mymedia/thumb/1106553/0x0_716929.jpg

Well, they are both originally from Pennsylvania...

[DAMN iNATOR]

Blackman wins that easily. Billy Mays would die instantly if Steve Blackman's gaze looked into his soul and found all the piles of shit in there.