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Legend Killer
06-19-2009, 02:45 AM
This is just an idea I had and thought it would be fun to do. If everyone would, think of different movies and make them into porn titles.

For Example:

Along Came Polly------>A Long Came Penis: Starring Ben Stiffer

Star Wars-----> Star Whores- Stole it from Kevin Smith

Jeritron
06-19-2009, 03:03 AM
Everyone loves Along Came Polly?

Legend Killer
06-19-2009, 03:29 AM
No but you get the picture...It's what gave me the idea.

Destor
06-19-2009, 03:41 AM
Southland Nails

D Mac
06-19-2009, 04:46 AM
White Men Can't Fuck

Destor
06-19-2009, 04:47 AM
so black dick porn then?

Destor
06-19-2009, 04:48 AM
Cuntbusters

James Steele
06-19-2009, 05:00 AM
Forrest Hump

James Steele
06-19-2009, 05:01 AM
The Fuckstones
The Fuckstones in Viva Cock Vagas

D Mac
06-19-2009, 06:06 AM
Starship Fuckers

Juan
06-19-2009, 06:10 AM
Fun with Dick and Jane

Legend Killer
06-19-2009, 07:48 AM
Blow

Fags and Furiness

XXX-Men

There's Something About Hairy...Balls

The Cock Ring

School of Cock

The Masturbator

Butt Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

Butt Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dump on a Man's Chest

Butt Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At Whore's End

Legend Killer
06-19-2009, 07:49 AM
Me, Myself, and Irene's Vagina

OssMan
06-19-2009, 07:55 AM
Scrubs - An XXX Parody
The Office XXX

Destor
06-19-2009, 08:59 AM
Buffy: The Vampire Layer

CSL
06-19-2009, 12:31 PM
Starring Ursula Buffet

Dicked and Confused
Slagnolia
The Whoreshank Redemption
SuperSuperBad
Inside (Wo)Man
The Porn Identity/Conspiracy/Ultimatum
Whambo

thedamndest
06-19-2009, 12:43 PM
http://www.tus-dvds.com.ar/images/Position%20Impossible.jpg

Zeeboe
06-19-2009, 12:51 PM
Edward Penishands

Hanso Amore
06-19-2009, 02:16 PM
Transfornicators

School of Cock

Hanso Amore
06-19-2009, 02:29 PM
Edward Pennishands

What the fuck is a Pennis>?

Big Fat Mike
06-19-2009, 04:16 PM
lol the xxx scrubs parody was the best idea and execution ever.

Nowhere Man
06-19-2009, 04:35 PM
Load of the Rings

parkmania
06-19-2009, 06:51 PM
Taking of Pelham 69

Up

Sperminator Salivation

loopydate
06-19-2009, 09:49 PM
The Oh, God!father
Assablanca
Lawrence of a Labia
Citizen's Cane
The Jizzard of Oz

Nowhere Man
06-19-2009, 09:57 PM
Schindler's Fist
Remember the Tight-ans
An Assfull of Dollars

Triple Naitch
06-19-2009, 10:12 PM
Glengarry Glen Ross -->
Glen and Gary Suck Ross's Meaty Cock and Drop Their Hairy Nuts In His Eager Mouth

Nowhere Man
06-19-2009, 10:39 PM
Trainspooging

Triple Naitch
06-19-2009, 10:46 PM
Transgenders: Rise of the Fallen Penises

Hornicane
06-19-2009, 11:05 PM
The Bare Wench Project
The DaVinci Co-Ed

loopydate
06-20-2009, 08:51 AM
Cumdog Millionaire
Requiem For A Wet Dream
Raging Bulldykes
The Cocktease Falcon

Savio
06-20-2009, 09:34 AM
Sex Toy Story
0069: GoldFingered

Vastardikai
06-20-2009, 11:43 AM
There will be Menstrual Blood
No CUNTry for Old Men
Black Cock Down
I Know Who You Did Last Summer

Legend Killer
06-20-2009, 02:10 PM
LOL @ all of these, keep em cumming!!!

Hanso Amore
06-21-2009, 08:56 AM
Transgenders: Rise of the Fallen Penises

so....hot.

Zeeboe
06-21-2009, 11:43 AM
Friday the 13th: A Nude Beginning

Nightmare on Dyke Street

Romancing the Bone

Saturday Night Beaver

White Men Can't Hump

The Boobyguard

Raiders Of The Lost Ass

Rebel Without A Condom

Pulp Friction

What the fuck is a Pennis>?

A typo. Now what kinda question ends with">?"?

The Pope
06-21-2009, 11:48 AM
Fast and Furious
you get the picture

CSL
06-21-2009, 11:50 AM
lol @ Romancing the Bone and White Men Can't Hump

Nowhere Man
06-22-2009, 07:11 PM
I'm in the mood for Kubrick today:

A Cock-work Orange
Ass Wide Shut
2069: A Face Odyssey
Full Metal Jack-It
Spartac-ass
Paths of Glory-Holes
Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Your Mom

Jeritron
06-22-2009, 08:02 PM
Nobody has said the best one. I can't even say it without feeling like an awful person

parkmania
06-23-2009, 08:56 AM
12 <s>Rounds</s> Inches
The <s>X</s>S&M-Men
Driving Miss Daisy

Zeeboe
06-23-2009, 08:37 PM
King Dong

A Clockwork Orgy

Jesus Christ Pornstar

The Sexorcist

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Breast

Star Whores

ET: The Extra-Testicle

Top Bum

Big Trouble in Little Vagina

In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon

Who Reamed Roger Rabbit?

Riding Miss Daisy

Lust of the Mohicans

Jurassic Pork

Missionary: Impossible

Ass Ventura: Smut Detective

Schindler's Fist

Free Your Willy

Forrest Hump

Intercourse With a Vampire

Pokeahotass

Shaving Ryan's Privates

American History XXX

Charlie's Anals

Lost in Penetration

Legend Killer
06-26-2009, 06:12 AM
King Dong

A Clockwork Orgy

Jesus Christ Pornstar

The Sexorcist

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Breast

Star Whores

ET: The Extra-Testicle

Top Bum

Big Trouble in Little Vagina

In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon

Who Reamed Roger Rabbit?

Riding Miss Daisy

Lust of the Mohicans

Jurassic Pork

Missionary: Impossible

Ass Ventura: Smut Detective

Schindler's Fist

Free Your Willy

Forrest Hump

Intercourse With a Vampire

Pokeahotass

Shaving Ryan's Privates

American History XXX

Charlie's Anals

Lost in Penetration


Man, this is what you do all day isn't it??? LOL

Legend Killer
06-26-2009, 07:43 AM
An American Werewolf in Brenda

That's for Destor!!!

ROFL

Legend Killer
06-26-2009, 08:41 AM
Dude, all I can say is that the 1 hour and 38 minutes worth of Zack and Miri's Deleted Scenes are fucking priceless. I recommend you buy the movie or rent it to see these deleted scenes, there are hilarious.

Fox
06-26-2009, 10:50 AM
Weekend In Bernice

Fox
06-26-2009, 10:55 AM
American Creampie

American Gra-titties

Harry Potted-Her and the Chamber of Sexcrets

Aflockofdicks Now

Porn on the Fourth of Miss July

Vegas Gaycation

#1-norm-fan
06-26-2009, 07:04 PM
13 Going Down On 30

:shifty:

parkmania
06-26-2009, 07:16 PM
The Dark Dyke

Horton Fucks a Who

Tropic Under

Journey to the Center of the Vagina

The Hide-a-dick Chronicles

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Dildo

Confessions of a Sexaholic

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Penis

American Gangbang





I think I'm trying too hard.

Vastardikai
06-26-2009, 07:56 PM
E.T.- The Extra-Transexual

Beer for my Whores

The Marine, the Cowboy, the Leather Guy, the Cop, the Indian, and the Construction Worker

The Loin of the Bitch in the Wardrobe...

Cocktor Strangelover

Men in Black (who like to have sex with each other)
(Rep for anyone who knows where this one came from...)

Purple Rape

Madea's Family Gangbang

Stuart Screws his Family

#1-norm-fan
06-27-2009, 02:42 AM
Men in Black (who like to have sex with each other)


Note to self: Sam looked at the screen.

loopydate
07-08-2009, 10:49 PM
NEW RELEASE (pun intended) - Pubic Enemies

Skippord
07-09-2009, 07:37 AM
or alternatively Public Enemas

DrA
07-09-2009, 10:50 PM
I came up with all of these great sexual movie puns, but I can't post them in this thread because they were for movies that not everyone loves.