WWE RAW Thread for 6/29/09 - This thread is not Commercial Free

[Xero]

Welcome to the RAW Thread.

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[Xero]

As always: http://www.justin.tv/juan_a7x

[Triple Naitch]

Ok put the chair back, meathead.

[RatedGSuperstar]

I'll laugh if the buckets of KFC are still there even though the commercials are back. Nothing like expanding that revenue!

I wonder if they've finished digging for The Miz yet. He was buried so deep that I'll be surprised if they find him in time for tonight's show.

[Xero]

They had to fly him back from China last night.

[Triple Naitch]

Vince will have a special guest host and a major announcement.

Carlito and Primo will get their rematch against Rated Y2J.

[Xero]

Apparently it might be a draft.

It's a double RAW taping tonight, too.

[Triple Naitch]

Supposedly a mid-card draft at that.

[Jannettyzilla]

Christian to RAW. It has to happen.

[parkmania]

A draft?!?!? Again!?!?! Really?!?!?!

What's the point? <s>Wrestlers</s> um...
<s>Superstars</s> no, that's not right either...
<s>Sports</s> er...
Entertainers show up on whatever show WWE "needs" them on anyway.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Get the Harts on Raw to plant the seeds for a Legacy/Hart alliance, maybe?

Won't be able to stick around in-thread for the show...I'll be back afterwards to bitch about it, I'm sure.

[ClockShot]

Orton has to win the "battle" tonight.

Curious to see what happens on Raw is McMahon.

[James Steele]

:lol:

Another draft already?

[James Steele]

I hope they get a new theme song for RAW.

[James Steele]

Mr. McMahon will kick off RAW...LIVE!...AT THE TOP OF THE HOUR!

[Triple Naitch]

http://www.tpww.net/forums/image.php?u=1208&dateline=1245465911

[James Steele]

Triple Naitch's stock has risen drastically on the James Steele Stock Exchange.

[James Steele]

http://img.atpictures.com/images2/triple-h/TripleH_JMcCarthy_15852308.jpg

[KYR]

RAW's guest host will be...

http://www.tpww.net/forums/image.php?u=13199&dateline=1246019817 (http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=13199)

[James Steele]

Live tonight on WWE Monday Night RAW, how will "The Game" Triple H react after losing an epic 3 Stages of Hell match against "The Viper" Randy Orton for the WWE Championship? Will Randy Orton and Legacy maintain their stranglehold on power in WWE? What will happen LIVE TONIGHT on the longest running episodic television program in history?!?!!?

[Triple Naitch]

Triple H approves of Triple Naitch :love:

[James Steele]

Major Announcement: The Spinner Belt is DEAD.

[James Steele]

Indeed, Triple Naitch.

[ClockShot]

YAY! Vince runs the show again!

[Triple Naitch]

RAW's guest host will be...

http://www.tpww.net/forums/image.php?u=13199&dateline=1246019817 (http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=13199)

God, we can only hope.

[James Steele]

Triple Aitch approves of Triple Naitch

[Jannettyzilla]

Here comes guest host! Here's hoping for Marty Jannetty.

[Corndad]

Evening Fellas.

Hey.. it's Vince.

[James Steele]

VINTAGE MR. MCMAHON

[ClockShot]

Suckers.

[James Steele]

Holy shit, a 15 person trade?

[James Steele]

This could be brilliant...

[James Steele]

lol

VKM_style

[James Steele]

Batista hosts RAW...


YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

TRIPLE H IS GETTING THE BELT BACK!!!!

[Triple Naitch]

Batista. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy :-\

[ClockShot]

THAT'S NOT A FUCKING HOST!

[Jannettyzilla]

Someone needs something to do while injured....

[Corndad]

Well look whos back.

[James Steele]

:lol:

The arm brace over the suit.

[Triple Naitch]

Batista doing a one armed machine gun would have been hilarious.

[James Steele]

Batista will return in time to win the Royal Rumble. :nono:

[James Steele]

I am intrigued by this 15-superstar trade.

[ClockShot]

Don't hurt yourself dancin', Dave.

[James Steele]

They should have picked someone with mic skills to guest host RAW.

[James Steele]

4-MAN #1 CONTENDER'S TOURNAMENT

MIZ VS CENA
HHH VS MVP

WORST TOURNAMENT EVER

[KYR]

Hope he doesn't tear a jaw muscle.

[James Steele]

Triple H wins!

[Triple Naitch]

Triple H vs. MVP should be goods.

[Corndad]

Cripe HHH's gonna get another title shot isn't he.

[James Steele]

HERE COMES THE VIPER...

[RawRocks]

Batista sucks

[ClockShot]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ORTON!

[James Steele]

Cripe HHH's gonna get another title shot isn't he.

http://img.atpictures.com/images2/triple-h/TripleH_JMcCarthy_15852308.jpg

[Triple Naitch]

Legacy















Legacy.

[James Steele]

LOL WHUT

[James Steele]

Batista can fire people?

[James Steele]

Batista sounded aroused when he said unlimited power.

[ClockShot]

Anyhow, Miz is the dark horse in this race tonight.

Unfortunately, they better drop the shovels with Duh Miz.

[James Steele]

Randy Orton looks retarded when he jerks his head around during promos.

[James Steele]

LOL

Batista needs to turn heel.

[James Steele]

WHO ARE THESE NEW SUPERSTARS ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW?

[Pardeep 619]

Ok Batista mocking Orton by whining is a custom youtube video in the making

[James Steele]

Wow, that is quite interesting.

[Corndad]

Wow this could be good. Maybe a Christian to Raw or Smackdown?

[ClockShot]

Have no fear.

[RawRocks]

3 of 5 new tradees facing Orton ... hmm!

[James Steele]

Triple H is going to make MVP's career mean something...NEXT!

[Testicle]

M.V.P. gonna be doing the J.O.B.

[Pardeep 619]

Ok there's no way that both HHH and Cena are winning their matches. I'm calling it now saying Miz will beat Cena

[James Steele]

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/51/l_ef7c1f5d503c42fc8a7ed8b2ae1d7b3b.jpg
epic shit, folks...

[James Steele]

I think they might have MVP win it, and build up more for the inevitable Orton/HHH Hell in a Cell match.

[RawRocks]

i'd rather see a Cena/HHH final .. but not HHH in the title match

[Jannettyzilla]

Yeah, Miz will get over Cena somehow. :?:

[Triple Naitch]

Looks like Cole and Lawler will be enjoying Pizza Hut Pizza Rolls tonight.

[James Steele]

I wonder when the GOLD RUSH Tournament will make its return.

[Jannettyzilla]

"The first of our Night of Champions Tournament match"?

If she weren't so hot..... :lol:

[James Steele]

Look how majestic and stoic "The Cerebral Assassin" looks as he makes his way to the ring to go to war with MVP for the right to face Randy Orton for the WWE Championship at Night of Champions LIVE on Pay-Per-View!

[CSL]

I wonder who's job it is to go buy Trips' bottles of water

[James Steele]

I wonder if they are going to finally bring Undertaker to RAW and bring HBK to SD!

[James Steele]

I wonder who's job it is to go buy Trips' bottles of water

http://broodwwf.tripod.com/gangrelteeth.jpg

[James Steele]

The look of focus and determination on "The Game" shows how important this match is to himself and Montel Vontavious Porter.

[James Steele]

Look at the amazing psychology and selling by "The King of Kings" Triple H.

[Innovator]

I really hope MVP wins

[therocksays]

http://broodwwf.tripod.com/gangrelteeth.jpg

lol

[James Steele]

I wonder how many people will say Triple H made MVP look weak.

[Jannettyzilla]

Note to MVP - Try new move.

[James Steele]

Triple H is no doubt a ring general, and understands the art of professional wrestling. The man has the ability to always look strong, and make his opponents look strong, and even with his brilliant selling in this match...he looks determined to win despite MVP being a "cerebral assassin" in his own right as he attacks the injured leg of Triple H!

[ClockShot]

Sheesh. 3rd monday in a row and no game on tonight.

[James Steele]

I hope John Cena is taking notes on how to sell something besides WWE designer sippy-cups.

[Jannettyzilla]

God this match sucks.

[James Steele]

THE GAME ADVANCES!

[CSL]

Yeah, very very 'meh' match

[ClockShot]

Surprise surprise.

[thecc]

:n:

[James Steele]

http://www.poptower.com/images/db/1283/420/300/triple-h.jpg

The Game has already shown the heart of a lion defending his pride.

[Londoner]

Enjoyed raw so far for some reason.

[therocksays]

what a horrible match

[James Steele]

http://z.about.com/d/prowrestling/1/0/I/B/-/-/tripleh05.jpg

[James Steele]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[CSL]

Oh it is go time, should be a hawt match

[Londoner]

edge/jericho gonna get cheered far more than the colons lol

[Innovator]

EDGE AND JERICHO NEXT YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

[James Steele]

http://img.atpictures.com/images2/triple-h/TripleH_JMcCarthy_15852308.jpg

"The Game" thoroughly enjoys Chris Jericho and Edge.

[thecc]

Rated R2J baby

[Londoner]

Could the miz beat cena and hhh in the same night? :shifty:

[Jannettyzilla]

WELCOME TO. RAW. IS. EDGE AND JERICHO!

[James Steele]

Just to piss everyone off:


http://wwethegreatkhali.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/personal-triple-h-2.jpg

[Testicle]

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/6348/whompkinghhh.png

The Whomp King prepares to squash another victim.

[Triple Naitch]

They should combine the two themes like Rated RKO.

You think you know me.

*Pyro*

Break the walls down!

[Jannettyzilla]

I love how they can show you video of the intro, but not of the match from the PPV.

Must have been a tape error. :yes:

[Londoner]

promo :cool:

[James Steele]

http://z.about.com/d/prowrestling/1/0/V/B/-/-/mcmahon08.jpg

[CSL]

Smiling really does nothing for Steph's face

[James Steele]

http://gangstaduck91.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/06.jpg

[Testicle]

This has turned into the HHH appriciation thread.

[James Steele]

*insert Stephanie menstruation joke here*

[CSL]

'Now let's break it down for a 5 second pose!'

[Corndad]

poor Colons don't got a shot in this lol

[Triple Naitch]

This has turned into the HHH appriciation thread.

Silly newb. Every James Steele thread is a HHH appreciation thread.

[CSL]

poor Colons don't got a shot in this lol

However, I bet A. They look very competitive and B. The match is very good

[James Steele]

http://www.wrestlingwiththetruth.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/capture19ko0.jpg

[James Steele]

http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/toxictaza/default/shane-triple-h--large-msg-123931995924.jpg

[RawRocks]

this is stupid

[James Steele]

http://www.hoffco-inc.com/wwe/thist/wwe/raw-hhh02nd-1.jpg

[James Steele]

I forgot how much I hated commercials since last week.

[James Steele]

I am excited to see where this Jericho/Edge Tag Team storyline goes. Chris Jericho and Edge are two of the best things in WWE right now, so it can only be good things for wrestling fans.

[RawRocks]

I forgot how much I hate HHH until this thread

[Testicle]

LOL, king called them E&C.

[James Steele]

RawRocks, I forgot how unimportant you are to the functioning of this planet until you posted.

[Londoner]

LOL, king called them E&C.

missed it :mad:

[James Steele]

http://www.linx4.com/m/triple_h_wwe-gallery.jpg

[James Steele]

Pg 31 of Google Image Search

[ClockShot]

Anytime now, Legacy.

[James Steele]

I miss Shawn Michaels on RAW.

[Testicle]

Wow, really nice match, they really got the fans believing that the colons could win.

[Triple Naitch]

Botch?

[Londoner]

Meh, decent.

[James Steele]

Solid outing by Rated Save.

[Triple Naitch]

Nevermind.

[CSL]

Never seen that before

[Jannettyzilla]

Flippin' Miz.


If this thing becomes Miz/HHH, I'm taking up drinking.

[Londoner]

so who the fuck have raw signed?

[James Steele]

2009 WWE DIVA SEARCH

http://image63.webshots.com/163/6/4/58/479760458QIhvRy_ph.jpg

[James Steele]

After going through all 45 pages and 807 images Google found for 'Triple H', we can now resume your standard RAW thread.

[ClockShot]

so who the fuck have raw signed?

Heard nothing yet. For all we know, this could be another swerve from WWE to throw us off like Flair being GM in Charlotte.

[DarKCentaur]

Ok, just tuned in. Did I miss anything important?

[DarKCentaur]

BTW, that Bash theme song is catchy as hell.

[James Steele]

Oddly enough, google'ing 'HHH' gives more results. Interesting...

[DarKCentaur]

Uhh.... Batista as GM? Is this Gauntlet match Randy Orton vs 3 basketballs?

[Triple Naitch]

CAWdy's homo-erotic heavy breathing is lol-worthy.

[Testicle]

2009 WWE DIVA SEARCH

http://image63.webshots.com/163/6/4/58/479760458QIhvRy_ph.jpg

Wow, they'll take anyone these days.

[James Steele]

For your enjoyment, here is Eugene Rock Bottoming Triple H at SummerSlam 04.

http://slam.canoe.ca/SlamWrestlingGalleryImages2003/hhh-eugene-ss04.jpg

[RawRocks]

Dear Miz -

Go away

[CSL]

Is this the same video package as last night?

And that 'cause your movies aren't in theatres long enough' line doesn't get old

[James Steele]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p26/erniesos2007/HHH.jpg

[James Steele]

Is this the same video package as last night?

And that 'cause your movies aren't in theatres long enough' line doesn't get old

I am torn in this feud, but Miz is the Smark's Champion right now. (Aint life unpredictable?)

[Pardeep 619]

Come on Miz!!!

[Testicle]

So whats the Big Show up to as of late, is he out of action or something?

[James Steele]

http://img.atpictures.com/images2/triple-h/TripleH_JMcCarthy_15852308.jpg
Triple H finds The Miz's tongue-in-cheek lines LOL.

[CSL]

For your enjoyment, here is Eugene Rock Bottoming Triple H at SummerSlam 04.

http://slam.canoe.ca/SlamWrestlingGalleryImages2003/hhh-eugene-ss04.jpg

I've tied up with Eugene a couple of times so technically I've touched Triple H by proxy. Wanna rub me?

[DarKCentaur]

That video package was epic... I feel like Cena vs Miz is for the title at Mania after watching that.

[Triple Naitch]

Is Cena trying to appeal to the John Deere portion of the audience now?

[Hornicane]

Is Cena trying to appeal to the John Deere portion of the audience now?

That was the first thing I thought last week. :lol:

[James Steele]

Wow, Edge/Punk on Superstars? WWE is putting some damn good matches on Thursday nights.

[Testicle]

Side note, the WWE really needs to buy the rights to Man in the Box, tommy's just not the same without it.

[Testicle]

Wow, Edge/Punk on Superstars? WWE is putting some damn good matches on Thursday nights.

At least someone is.

[Jannettyzilla]

Can definitely tell this is a double show...expecting another short, ugly match.

[Innovator]

Just muted RAW, gonna listen to the BS Report

And just in case no one watched the PPV, now we can see Cena kill Miz again

[CSL]

I need one of those TV's that can tell what gender you are that WWE seems to have

And LOL at the swaying homeboys when Cena came out

[James Steele]

Gah, how does any self respecting redneck like John Cena? This John Deere stuff is sickening. Can Cena create original logos or does he have to rip off everything?

He has ripped off Nintendo, AWA, John Deere, and a few others.

[DarKCentaur]

Hey, maybe Miz will win this.

[Jannettyzilla]

Only way Miz wins is if a "new arrival" interferes to start a Cena feud.

[CSL]

Still pretty suprised WWE hasn't released that Anti-Cena Miz T-shirt, they'd make a KILLING. Guess I understand though, half the arena would probably be wearing them

[Testicle]

The Miz ripped off RTC. :shifty:

Also, Michael Cole just said Miz is hot.

[James Steele]

At least someone is.

Yeah, we know Test never put on a good match.

[Hornicane]

Kinda expecting this to be the same match as last night. :-\

[Testicle]

Thats not even a real fisherman's suplex! :mad:

[Testicle]

Yeah, we know Test never put on a good match.


:'( Ouch.

[James Steele]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f7/WIS_County_HHH.svg/384px-WIS_County_HHH.svg.png

[James Steele]

I really don't want to see Triple H/Cena.

[CSL]

Kinda expecting this to be the same match as last night. :-\

Dunno. That'd be pretty destructive for Miz unless they're planning on dropping his push. I half expect a Miz win by interference. He's already got more offense than last night though

[James Steele]

h}-{rl

[Jannettyzilla]

Someone tell Cole he doesn't HAVE to ask two questions before every commercial!

This isn't flippin' Batman '66! :rant:

[CSL]

Yeah man, hxrl ftw

[Hornicane]

Dunno. That'd be pretty destructive for Miz unless they're planning on dropping his push. I half expect a Miz win by interference. He's already got more offense than last night though

Yeah, looking at least a little better.

[James Steele]

http://wrestling.insidepulse.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/key_art_wwe_monday_night_raw.jpg

[Testicle]

Sweet, Miz is doing Macho man's moves.

[James Steele]

Yeah man, hxrl ftw


Yeah, it didn't look like good in giant font. :(

[Innovator]

OOOOOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAAAH MIZ DIG IT

[KYR]

OK. ENOUGH!!!!

I'm sick of these pics slowing down the refresh-rate.

Thanks James, I'm outta here.

[ClockShot]

Miz brought his A game today.

[James Steele]

OK. ENOUGH!!!!

I'm sick of these pics slowing down the refresh-rate.

Thanks James, I'm outta here.

http://img.atpictures.com/images2/triple-h/TripleH_JMcCarthy_15852308.jpg
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

[Innovator]

Honestly, someone needs to slap whoever books Cena's matches. All he does is go for his finishers. Even Hogan knew more

[James Steele]

How are you going to give him more offense in the match on RAW after he got buried the night before on PPV?

[Innovator]

And I'm going back to mute, Cole and King are horrible

[James Steele]

I hope the stupid sweatband fad goes away. Those look so fucking stupid.

[Innovator]

How are you going to give him more offense in the match on RAW after he got buried the night before on PPV?
probably apologizing to Miz for how it came off last night

[Testicle]

Cena is alot like R-Truth in a way, that he has his one nice spot that he runs off in all his matches and you always see it coming.

[Hornicane]

Throwback?

[Innovator]

ITS NOT EVEN LOCKED IN!!!!!!!!

[Innovator]

Cmon Cena, lock in your own move

[James Steele]

I thought it was a one-night tournament...

[ClockShot]

Awful.

So ends the story of The Miz.

[James Steele]

Cena, pull your britches up dammit.

[Testicle]

Running shoulder tackle, opponent swings and misses, proto-bomb, stare into the crowd, 5-kunckle shuffle.

Rinse and repeat 5000 times.

[CSL]

Liz was so fucking hot

[Testicle]

Side note, Macho Man fucking rules.

[Innovator]

I miss Macho

[ClockShot]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH!

[DarKCentaur]

Cena wrestles like somebody is playing as him in Smackdown vs Raw.

[James Steele]

I hope they work something out so he can be inducted into the Hall of Fame. Savage is too awesome to ignore.

[CSL]

Sid note, I RULE...THE WORLD

[James Steele]

Cena wrestles like somebody is playing as him online in Smackdown vs Raw.

Fixed.

[James Steele]

I am interested who will go into the HoF for 2010 because they have used so many people who are "duh".

[CSL]

I think it might be Randy The Ram's year after his tragic death

[Jannettyzilla]

I thought it was a one-night tournament...

It is. Just not all on this episode of RAW.

[James Steele]

It is. Just not all on this episode of RAW.

Touche.

[James Steele]

YESSS

The Million Dollar Man is the host of RAW, next week!

[CSL]

AWWWW FUCK YEAH MILLION DOLLAR RAW

[ClockShot]

SWEET!

THE MILLION DOLLAR FUCKING MAN RUNS THE SHOW NEXT WEEK!

[Jannettyzilla]

Ted's getting traded.

[RawRocks]

Million Dollar Man returns?

[Triple Naitch]

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Next week

[James Steele]

Those 2 dudes behind Cole are in a serious discussion.

[CSL]

MARYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[CSL]

Oh you fucking gays

[James Steele]

INCORRECT, SIR!

[Triple Naitch]

I'll bet Ted DiBiase's money Mickie James wins.

[James Steele]

VICTORIA!!

[James Steele]

KELLY KELLY!!

[Londoner]

Miz buried to shit once again

[CSL]

MAAAAAAARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[ClockShot]

VICTORIA!!

Doesn't work here anymore.

[James Steele]

I know its the Divas Championship, but could WWE not have come up with something better than a fucking butterfly belt?

[CSL]

Miz buried to shit once again

That was the opposite of being buried, that's what he needed on the PPV

[Londoner]

That was the opposite of being buried, that's what he needed on the PPV

I suppose, but losing to Cena twice in a row doesn't exactly help much.

[James Steele]

I suppose, but losing to Cena twice in a row doesn't exactly help much.

Who hasn't lost to Cena twice in a row?

[CSL]

Sho Funaki

[Londoner]

Who hasn't lost to Cena twice in a row?

hhh? or maybe not...

[DarKCentaur]

Am I the only one watching this catheter commercial?

[ClockShot]

Hmmmmm. Could this be Rosa's time to shine?

[James Steele]

hhh? or maybe not...

From 05-08, He might have.

[James Steele]

I am wondering what superstars left ECW and which superstars joined ECW.

[CSL]

Hmmmmm. Could this be Rosa's time to shine?

Our survey says!

X

[James Steele]

This 15-man trade is really interesting.

[Triple Naitch]

Am I the only one watching this catheter commercial?

lol wut?

[CSL]

I am wondering what superstars left ECW and which superstars joined ECW.

Christian

Mark Yeaton

[James Steele]

I saw a porno like this once...

[Triple Naitch]

Noogies!

[DarKCentaur]

Nice Dragon Sleeper by Mickie