confessions

[kareru]

ok guys post your wrestling confessions, don't worry there is no judgment here, ill start.


i preferred wcw to wwf, yeah thats right i always loved watching wcw nitro on a fridays (uk)

i used to think chastity was hot

and i think la parka is the greatest wrestler in history

[Chavo Classic]

Randy Orton gives me a huge erection.

Seriously though Kareru, what are you expecting people to write here?

[kareru]

Randy Orton gives me a huge erection.

Seriously though Kareru, what are you expecting people to write here?

guilty pleasures

[GD]

I think Yoshi Tatsu has a bad ass.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I think Abraham Washington used a clever mash-up of Lincoln's first name and George's last name to cover for the fact that he is indeed President Obama.:shifty:

I also never thought of :y:Rob!...:y:Van!...:y:Dam! as a spot monkey, and loved his way of pointing to his shoulders to get the crowds to chant his name...great times. Fuckin' shame he fucked up his glory with drugs though.:-\ Was a local guy (Battle Creek) too...

I thought the Original Sheik (birthplace: where else? Lansing, MI representin'!) had a very good thing with his patented fireball maneuver which many have imitated but none successful enough to note. He also used to wrestle a few times in our local CBS affiliate's studios (WLNS TV 6) on Saturdays in the older times...

Finally kareru's last sentence is wrong. The greatest wrestler ever is
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SABU, Sheik's nephew...

And anyone who claims otherwise has to best this first before I will accept it:
Sabu's wrestling style is unorthodox, consisting mainly of aerial and grapple moves performed with the aid of tables (which he is famous for smashing opponents through) and chairs, which he uses as weapons and as launching pads for some of his more death-defying moves. He is also famous for the invention of his triple-jump techniques, which involve jumping from a set-up chair onto the ring ropes and then springing off onto an opponent with a flying attack of some sort.

Sabu is also notorious for continuing to wrestle matches even though he has suffered serious injuries that require medical attention. An example of this was during the Stairway to Hell match with The Sandman where Sabu's jawbone was broken when he landed face-first on the steel guardrail outside the ring. Rather than ending the match early, Sabu actually duct-taped his jaw shut and continued to wrestle the match to its scheduled conclusion. During the aforementioned "Born To Be Wired" match with Terry Funk, Sabu legitimately tore open his biceps on the barbed wire. He taped it up on the spot and continued the match. Afterwards, he super-glued himself together to drive to the hospital where it took more than 100 stitches to close the wound. He refused to miss any matches because of that injury.

Sabu's famous signature gesture, dubbed the Magician of Arabia, is pointing to the sky while looking upwards, especially when entering or exiting the ring, or before performing an especially dangerous move (the gesture is often referred to as Sabu pointing to the heavens in tribute to his uncle The Sheik, even though he had been using the gesture many years before Sheik had died). Originally he performed the gesture to accentuate his wildman persona, pointing to the lights above the ring as if he were enamored by them. Later, Sabu stated on camera, during a shoot interview, that the gesture "don't mean nothin...not really".

So, yeah, if you can continue a match with a busted jaw by duct taping it, that is the ultimate badassery if there is such a word.

[Afterlife]

I find Shawn Michaels to be boring and annoying. Not always, of course, but more often than not.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I find Shawn Michaels to be boring and annoying. Not always, of course, but more often than not.

Serious question...do you find his DX antics with Triple H annoying also?

[DAMN iNATOR]

I find Shawn Michaels to be boring and annoying. Not always, of course, but more often than not.

What about his DX hijinx with Triple H? and by this I mean the new DX not original...I found most of what they did to be sophomoric at best..

[DAMN iNATOR]

Also, I just found out that the man who mastered submission wrestling quicker than anyone else is back...don't show the spoiler if you don't want to know who it is.

Chris "Master Lock" Masters

[Afterlife]

Serious question...do you find his DX antics with Triple H annoying also?

Not annoying, but very redundant.

[Rammsteinmad]

I can't stand Triple H.

[Halbowsky]

I'm a John Cena fan

I used to have a huge crush on Chyna

[kareru]

I used to have a huge crush on Chyna

i have both of her films and still 'use them'

[Stickman]

My first wet dream was to Sunny.

[Mr. C]

I think in the main event on RAW this past Monday night, Mark Henry should’ve stayed heel, cleanly beating Randy Orton, and became new WWE Champion.

[thedamndest]

I raised the briefcase.

[Rammsteinmad]

i have both of her films and still 'use them'

That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.

[Xero]

I didn't even know there was a second.

[Xero]

I want to see Hulk Hogan live to say I experienced Hulkamania.

[Testicle]

There may have been a time in late 2000, where I though Chyna was decent looking. :o

[Testicle]

I feel dirty.

[James Steele]

I hate anyone who hates Triple H or Shawn Michaels to the point that I stalk them and constantly misplace items in their residence to piss them off.

[ministrychick77]

i respect cena the person, but wish his character would be run over by a car...

i've experienced hulkamania live on the 4th of july.. then watch it get superkicked. awesome feeling...

i miss todd pettengill...

i find wrestling related things everywhere and giggle.. like RKO in rocky horror..

i never really got on the trish as a wrestler bandwagon.. she is good though...

i think dreamer & buh buh ray dudley are hot...

[IRodC]

I miss Virgil

[Seth82]

I actually kinda liked WCW Uncensored '95

Its considered one of the worst ppv's of all time but its pretty fun show

[mike adamle]

I'm not the real Mike Adamle.

[Afterlife]

Blown.

[My Final Heaven]

I thought Nailz was a kickass gimmick. An insane convict running around in the back with his gaurd's nightstick making life hell for everybody else = RATINGS

[My Final Heaven]

http://www.lobsterbush.com/vintagewwf/singles2/nailz1.jpg

[Zeeboe]

Billy Gunn's entrance once gave me an erection.

[GD]

As a kid I was a huge fan of the Taker-Yokozuna feUd. I was a die hard Hogan and Doink fan.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Goldberg was the first wrestler I was ever a mark for...and so as such I always wanted him pushed no matter how inept in the ring he became...including his 2003 run that had people even wanting Triple H (right in the middle of his reign of terror) to go over him.</font>

[Juan]

I liked WCW better before Nitro, before Hogan and before the nWo

[James Steele]

I vividly remember a match on WCW Saturday Night between Disco Inferno and Hardbody Harrison.

[James Steele]

I was a Disco Inferno mark as a kid. :nono:

[Juan]

Chart Buster > Stone Cold Stunner

[IC Champion]

I liked Xpac for a brief time when I was a kid.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I'm not the real Mike Adamle.

EXCLUSIVE!: *HUGE* SCANDAL INVOLVING TPWW.net MESSAGE BOARD POSTER "mike adamle" -- NOT THE REAL FORMER RAW GM???!

Exclusive Pics at this link - click here to see the real Mike Adamle!

I, like Ryan Clark or Matt Boone, plan to milk this baby for all it's worth...

[Testicle]

I liked Xpac for a brief time when I was a kid.

I liked him for more than a brief while. :o:$

[DAMN iNATOR]

wait, you were Sean Waltman's secret nWo mistress?

http://i43.tinypic.com/zxuvbd.jpg

Feel the :love:





:shifty:

[KYR]

I was a Rock mark. :shifty:

I also think that announcing has never been the same since Monsoon/Heenan.

[Xero]

I use wrestling lingo in everyday conversation.

[Vastardikai]

Despite growing up in SC, and having access to Good Wrestling (aka JCP), I was a WWF fan when I was a kid.

[Fox]

My first "sexual self-explorations" happened during segments featuring the Nitro Girls and Debra's/Sable's puppies. I pretty much owe the Nitro Girls, the WWF and Michelle Pfieffer as Catwoman for making sure I would grow up to be straight.

[DaBrasko]

I hid the cams for GTV :(

[Theo Dious]

I want to see Hulk Hogan live to say I experienced Hulkamania.

I saw Hogan live and experienced Hulkamania on two non-consecutive occasions. He shook my hand on the way back to the locker room. I use that hand to masturbate. And people wonder why I hate myself so much.

[Theo Dious]

i think dreamer & buh buh ray dudley are hot...

I'm actually more disgusted with this now that I remember you're a woman.

[Xero]

I saw Hogan live and experienced Hulkamania on two non-consecutive occasions. He shook my hand on the way back to the locker room. I use that hand to masturbate. And people wonder why I hate myself so much.

You've essentially touched Hogan's dick to your's.

[Theo Dious]

You've essentially touched Hogan's dick to your's.

Let me see.

Hogan has touched his own dick with his hand.

I have touched Hogan's hand.

I have touched my own dick with my hand.

*goes to Wikipedia and looks up Hara Kiri*

[ministrychick77]

I'm actually more disgusted with this now that I remember you're a woman.

eh... i have strange tastes in guys..

i also think edge, jeff hardy, cm punk, undertaker, jericho, and others are hot..

[abec]

I marked out big time for 123 kid vs razor ramon, hulk vs rock, scott stiner wwe debut, jericho debut ( i wanted to grow my hair like his ) and I also though lesnar vs goldberg was one of the best matches I've ever seen.

Oh, and I believed undertaker was immune to pain.

[St. Jimmy]

I beat Chaz's girlfriend.

[Xero]

eh... i have strange tastes in guys..

i also think edge, jeff hardy, cm punk, undertaker, jericho, and others are hot..

You're just strange overall.

But that's not a bad thing, it's a good thing.

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[Ol Dirty Dastard]

My first "sexual self-explorations" happened during segments featuring the Nitro Girls and Debra's/Sable's puppies. I pretty much owe the Nitro Girls, the WWF and Michelle Pfieffer as Catwoman for making sure I would grow up to be straight.

you should sue all of them because you clearly turned into a massive homo.

[DAMN iNATOR]

*still plays his copy of Shut Your Mouth on occasion but not for The Rock. Instead I do it for the DDP entry that Xero listed, so sad he had to get injured within 4 1/2 months of coming to WWE...between some of his "motivational stuff" and that cheesy, yet hilarious and pearly white smile, were comedy gold when combined with "It's not a bad thing...it's a good thing:love:"... Also still play it for...*
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OH, TEST-I-FY!

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

I was a Rock mark. :shifty:

I also think that announcing has never been the same since Monsoon/Heenan.

JR has almost equaled the greatness of those 2, but not quite. He needed someone who wasn't Lawler screaming "Puppies!" to be commentating with him.

Also if you didn't like the Rock there was most certainly something wrong with you.

[Theo Dious]

eh... i have strange tastes in guys..

i also think edge, jeff hardy, cm punk, undertaker, jericho, and others are hot..

Makes sense, makes sense, FUCKING NO, makes sense, makes sense...

[Theo Dious]

Hell I'd do Edge or Jericho if they showed up at my house with some lube. And no, they would NOT go back.