The Playa Hater's Ball

[Triple Naitch]

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By far the greatest Chappelle's Show skit of all time. So many memorable quotes from this one.

Feel free to post your quotes or favorite Chappelle's skit.

[Funky Fly]

Time Haters

[Triple Naitch]

Is my second favorite skit.

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[Triple Naitch]

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[Supreme Olajuwon]

Still my all time favorite

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[Supreme Olajuwon]

DON'T DROP THAT SHIT

pray to God you don't drop that shit

[Triple Naitch]

Mmmmm that's some good cake.

[Hornicane]

I about pissed myself the first time I saw this. Love it so much.

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[Hornicane]

A FUCKING SHARK ATE ME!

[Triple Naitch]

YOU MIGHT EVEN FIGHT A NIGGA OR TWO!

[RP]

Still my all time favorite

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always my favorite.

[Jeritron]

I don't think I have a favorite. There aren't very many that aren't top notch

[Anybody Thrilla]

The most underrated one is when he's at dinner with his wife and a guy comes up to pitch a movie idea to him. Instead of listening to the guy though, he starts daydreaming about all types of random shit.

"I wonder what Arsenio's up to right now. Probably at a wine and cheese party. THIS IS SOME GOOD ASS CHEESE!"

"I always wanted to be a rapper. That seems like it would be fun...."

Then he goes into needing a gimmick and being "The Real Black Sheep". I'll try to find it. Love that one.

[Nervous Ferret]

Hey has anyone here ever seen Chappelle's Show?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Here we go.

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