Caption of the Month: March 2004

[Corkscrewed]

It's voting time again! This month's nominees...

Nowhere Man:
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HBK: Look, Bret, I know you're probably still upset about the whole--
Benoit: My name's not Bret. It's Chris.
HBK: Oh! Well, I like the new hair color! Looks better than when I beat you last year!
Benoit: Wrong Chris.
HBK: Jeez, how many of you guys are there?!

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Tired of hearing Booker's whining, Angle uses an amazing trick he'd learned from Cena. Booker was stunned and frightened when out of nowhere, he couldn't see Kurt anymore.

Always450:
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Even The Big Show used his own matches for bathroom breaks.

El Santo:
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"Alright... got the money, the power, and the bitchin' Lego set ... c'mon, LADIES!"

Rock Bottom:
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Benoit: TAP OUT TRIPLE H!
Triple H: NEVER! Why in the HELL would I job the gold to you cleanly at Mania and sell that weak move!? I AM THE GAME!
Benoit: Look Triple H. A spider on the mat right under your right hand!
Triple H: OMG KILL IT! KILL IT! I AM AFRAID OF SPIDERS! (Pounding the mat profusely)

Lamuella:
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The meeting of "6 foot burning wieners anonymous" was under way.

Loopydate:
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Victoria's new Harpy Scream finisher was found to have an unusual effect on her opponents.

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REF: Eddie? Eddie, wake up! Oh, man... I told you not to drink all of that. The hat SAID it was 10 gallons!

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STEVE: You wouldn't happen to know where the Divas' locker room is, would you?
SHELTON: Down the hall to the left. Why?
STEVE: No reason. *Cracks knuckles* I'll be back in a minute.

Corkscrewed:
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Farooq: "You told me that ImClone stock was gonna be GOLD!"
Bradshaw: "Um... yeah... about that..."

Sascha:
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You mean there's a whole OTHER roster to be buried???

MVP:
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Ric: "Hey look man, when Vince told me to whack you, I didn't know he meant this."

Porksoda:
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Bradshaw: And there he was just above my chambored door, he squealed at me like nothing more, he took my boozm's to the bedroom floor, and whacked about on my door. Who was this on my bedroom floor, smacking me like a chambored door? I reached the door, hoping for a glore, it was just Stephanie, poking on my chambored door like a 2 cent baby whore! Quote the Bradshaw, nevermore!


I have to apologize to Nowhere Man and Loopydate (to Loopy again). I had to include two from NM and THREE from Loopy, because I honestly could not choose one above the others. I tried to pick the best, but they were just to equal. It's hard to choose among five stars.

You may notice that even though there's only one winner in CotM (barring a tie), the most popular captions still are noted. Those will move on to a Caption of 2004 (first half) poll where voters will choose their top five. Anyway, sorry to Loopy and Nowhere Man. If your combined pics get more than the winner and the winner isn't you, you'll get a special mention. ;)

It's kinda like having too many starting pitchers because they're all good. That's a better problem than having too few, right? :D

Anyway, people, you have 10 days.

[Corkscrewed]

Geez, this is impossible, but I think I'm gonna have to go with the ten gallon hat one.

My mind will probably change... over half of them stand a great chance of winning it all. It's kinda like the Western Conference!

[Loose Cannon]

Okay, it took me about 5 minutes to choose between loppy's "Austin" one, Nowhere Man's "Chris" one or Cork's "Bradshaw Stock advice" one. After careful consideration I went with Nowhere Man's. Sorry loopy and Cork.

And I know I slacked off completely this month, but I will be back this month going caption crazy. :y:

[Blue Demon]

there were a lot of good ones this month

[Shaggy]

I think the Spider Tap Out one is the best. I just saw it for the first time and I laughed so hard it was unreal.

[El Santo]

For old time's sake, I'm going with Lammy. We only get a few opportunities to pay homage to the Man.

Also, if this were a perfect poll, every picture would be the one with Kane, Flair, Batista, and Trips doing the double take. :)

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I had to go with PorkSoda's</font>

[Fryza]

Quoth the Bradshaw, nevermore.

[AareDub]

It was a close call for me between El Santo's bitchin lego set and Loopy's diva beater Austin.

I flipped a coin and El Santo got my vote.

[Azriel]

Got to go with Pork's "Nevermore". Besides being funny, it was also extremely clever.

[Blue Demon]

I actually got a vote :cool:

[BigDaddyCool]

I was robbed, robbed I say, what about one of my captions :mad: anyways it is pork soda.

[loopydate]

This month, I learned my lesson and actually voted for myself.

Not that it's doing any good, mind you :p

[Corkscrewed]

Hehe.... this is a real tough round, indeed. I'm surprised RB's gotten so many votes. It was hilarious, but not as "witty" IMO. That's not bad, but I just didn't anticipate it getting so many votes (no dis to RB of course; you rule, buddy).

Hey! I got a vote! :)

[MVP]

Does it count if you vote for yourself?

[Nowhere Man]

I vote for Nowhere Man's "Too Many Chris's," because I think it's the funniest caption ever, and Nowhere Man is the greatest human being to ever grace the Earth with his presence. And he's got a great butt.

:shifty:

[Rock Bottom]

Yeah, I got another one! :shifty:


:D

And yeah, while it wasn't my funniest caption, it was one of my most fitting. Had to explain Triple H tapping clean somehow. :)

[Vega]

the Austin one was great, just beat the "theres a whole nother roster to bury?" one

[PorkSoda]

I got Nowhere Man's "Too Many Chris's". I actually got votes wow...pure luck I guess :rant: :rant: :rant:

Cork, nice job on those :y:

[V]

"theres a whole nother roster to bury?"

:love:

:D

[Corkscrewed]

Oooooh, it's a three caption race!

[Wondermouse]

"You can't see me." Very well written caption.

[Corkscrewed]

Wow, can our resident John Cena of captions (because he started out sort of unknown without any real gimmick or anything, then one day seemingly had a change of style and burst out onto the scene... this coming a bit after he debuted... and has now become one of the young, talented captioneers in the business... and his popularity has grown too after people initially didn't care about him) pull off his first CotM? PorkSoda's hangin' in there!

[Rock Bottom]

lol, just for that Corky, if I win, I will make up a lame Cena-like rap.

[Corkscrewed]

If Loopy and I hadn't voted for his ten gallon hat one... he'd be tied for second. :D

[loopydate]

If Loopy and I hadn't voted for his ten gallon hat one... he'd be tied for second. :D

Stupid unalterable poll... :shifty:

[Rock Bottom]

Wow, first it was nose and nose, now it's nose and Triple H nose. Sweet. :love: Sex to all my voters.

[Corkscrewed]

Um... whatever floats your boat.

[El Santo]

Wow, first it was nose and nose, now it's nose and Triple H nose. Sweet. :love: Sex to all my voters.

Whew! Good thing I voted for Lammy.

[Rock Bottom]

Well it wasn't necessarily that I would have sex with them, just that sex is something I wish upon them. Like, good fortune. Do not worry sir.

[Loose Cannon]

Wow, looks like RB is going to get the COM

[loopydate]

Hot damn. This is a landslide.

[ColdwaVer]

*sigh* I wish I'd done some in March.

[Corkscrewed]

Loopy's jumped into second! Well, that's the most exciting thing so far, since RB has been steadily ahead all round... sorta like Portland owned the Lakers throughout tonight's game. :(

[Corkscrewed]

I guess the race now is to see who gets 4th place, as the top four have been the round advancers the first two months. :D

[Rock Bottom]

I thought the poll closed today at 4 AM. :p

Shows how smart I am. I was about to cut my lame Cena spoof promo too.

[El Santo]

So if you're John Cena...

It's settled then! We give the Caption of the Month award to John .... Bradshaw Leyfield!

:p

(Which, interestingly enough, IS the #3 caption on this poll at the moment.)

[Jacko]

My Vote:

HHH Putting someone over and selling at the same time :D.

[OssMan]

Player Pimp

[Dazz]

There were some real classics there. I didn't understand the 10 gallon hat, but apart from that, those were damn hilarious.

[natureboycv]

<font color=8307ff><b>Went with Sascha's roster one. :cool:</font></b>

[Corkscrewed]

Kinda late, but congrats to Rock Bottom for winning March Caption of the Month! Our resident Cena has rapidly shot up the ranks this year, and this win solidifies his place as a premier captioneer.

Top 5 have advanced to the First Half Finals (where the top 10 captions of the first half of the year will be chosen to move on to the CotY Tournament). Congrats go out to NowhereMan, Loopy, Sasha, and PorkSoda, in addition to RB of course.