OMG BATISTA AT THE BEACH KELLY KELLY NIP SLIP BRITNEY'S SISTER

[Dorkchop]

http://wrestlingtruth.com/wrestlehost/images/l1vp0hsw8ulpga0vgdhd.jpg

http://wrestlingtruth.com/wrestlehost/images/3gaz4j7jp7gpzyvkmzr.jpg

http://wrestlingtruth.com/wrestlehost/images/j32tvi6on0bl7hidyia.jpg

Let the steroid cover up theories begin (as if there hasn't been some already).

[kareru]

KELLY KELLY NIP SLIP BRITNEY'S SISTER?

[Seth82]

What's up with his legs on the one leg his veins look ready to pop out

[Dorkchop]

What's up with his legs on the one leg his veins look ready to pop out

He's mother fucking jacked. That's what's up with his leg.

[owenbrown]

So this will likely mean he is entering the code again very very soon and winning the WWE title again. *facepalm*

Over/Under Summerslam he returns to win the title...

[Seth82]

I always have thought the guy was on 'roids

[Sixx]

Batista nipple slip!

[Xero]

http://wrestlingtruth.com/wrestlehost/images/j32tvi6on0bl7hidyia.jpg
Cheat code: Beach Douchetista

[Dorkchop]

I'm pretty sure his veins wouldn't be popping out like that if he just had surgery on his torn 'cep (I forget if it was a bi or tri). Maybe it was a minor tear and he didn't miss much time working out.

[owenbrown]

Xero you are awesome :D

[Nicky Fives]

I'm kinda sure that if you are a month from surgery, swimming in salt water probably isn't recommended.... I say cover up..... plus just look at the size of him... he's roiding like crazy

[DAMN iNATOR]

http://wrestlingtruth.com/wrestlehost/images/j32tvi6on0bl7hidyia.jpg
Cheat code: Beach Douchetista

Looking like that I wouldn't be surprised if he does "walk alone" on that beach or everywhere he goes. YEESH!

[NoRoolz]

I like that he doesn't shave/wax his chest-hair whilst 'injured'.

[FourFifty]

GOD DAMN IT! I WAS HOPING I WOULDN'T SEE DANCIN' DAVE AT SUMMERSLAM!!!!

[Xero]

Two Daves are gonna be there.

[Kris P Lettus]

I read the title as "KEVIN KELLY NIPPLE SLIP"..

I as so disappointed..

[Emperor Smeat]

I read the title as "KEVIN KELLY NIPPLE SLIP"..

I as so disappointed..


:lol:

[KIRA]

JESUS jacked up Christ ! Hes built like a damn truck


he must have nanobots in his blood or something to be hitting the beach so soon after being "injured" :shifty:

[McLegend]

Where is the Kelly Kelly Nip slip?

Fuck you, Dorkchop

[screech]

While I have aspirations to gain some muscle, I never want to look like that.

Fucking gross.

[jony lions]

Xero you are awesome :D

why dont u suck his cock u lick ass bitch.get a life:wave:

[jascol0140]

Yeah Jony Lions Is Right Schreesh Is A Fucking Cock Sucker Who Likes Ass And I Will Fart In Your Mouth And Then Dick Slap U In The Face

[Kane Knight]

You know, there are non-invasive surgical techniques. Easily afforded if you're not a teenager or living in your Mom's basement.

Not everyone's a candidate, but Batista may have been.

I mean, He's probably still roiding up, but I figured I'd point out the obvious here....

[Haze]

You know, there are non-invasive surgical techniques. Easily afforded if you're not a teenager or living in your Mom's basement.

Not everyone's a candidate, but Batista may have been.

I mean, He's probably still roiding up, but I figured I'd point out the obvious here....

Aren't you forgetting the GRAPHIC PHOTOS that WWE showed a couple weeks ago?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/archive/06152009/batistasurgery/

Looks pretty invasive to me.

[Kane Knight]

Aren't you forgetting the GRAPHIC PHOTOS that WWE showed a couple weeks ago?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/archive/06152009/batistasurgery/

Looks pretty invasive to me.

Source: WWE.com.

I'm going to let you think about this one for a second.

[Haze]

And there in lines the irony.

[Kane Knight]

And there in lines the irony.

Not particularly.

In fact, it's a lot easier to believe that they exaggerated the photos for the website than the alternative.

[Haze]

It's alot easier to believe that they exaggerated the photos to cover up a non-invasive surgery, than it is to believe that they covered up a wellness violation?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeah Kane Knight, shut the fuck up.

[Kane Knight]

It's alot easier to believe that they exaggerated the photos to cover up a non-invasive surgery, than it is to believe that they covered up a wellness violation?

Phrasing it as "covering up" makes it sound retarded, but only because you're adding a level of conspiracy theory to it that's superfluous when one factors in the business.

No surprise Thrilla jumped on it, though.

[Haze]

Phrasing it as a "cover up" is an accurate depiction. If they were trying to say that he had this extensive surgery, when in fact he had a non invasive procedure which would only put him out for a couple months. That in itself is a cover up. An exaggeration, but it is also a cover up as well.

And to try and say that it is easier to belief that the WWE would exaggerate a procedure, that is nothing to frown upon is easier to believe than WWE trying to make an excuse for a wellness violation is kind of a stretch.

[jascol0140]

Fuck All

[Theo Dious]

http://wrestlingtruth.com/wrestlehost/images/l1vp0hsw8ulpga0vgdhd.jpg

Who the fuck wears sunglasses in the water?

http://wrestlingtruth.com/wrestlehost/images/3gaz4j7jp7gpzyvkmzr.jpg

And is that semen coming out of his pants?!?!

[Xero]

http://wrestlingtruth.com/wrestlehost/images/l1vp0hsw8ulpga0vgdhd.jpg

Who the fuck wears sunglasses in the water?

Beach Douchetista. That's who.

[Theo Dious]

But what about the SEMEN, MAN?

[Theo Dious]

Seriously, that pic totally looks like he was caught jacking it.

[Anybody Thrilla]

One must really have to put forth an effort to be as much of a faggoty bitch as Kane Knight. Kudos.

[ministrychick77]

1) i wear sunglasses in water. fucking bright ass sun... ugh

2) batista looks creepy as fuck. injury was easily a coverup. cause doing roids leads to easily torn muscles (vince, trips.. i'm looking at you & your quads)