WWE RAW Thread for 07/20/09 - RAW is ZZ TOP

[Xero]

Suuuuuup?

You know it, woo woo woo: http://www.justin.tv/juan_a7x

[Londoner]

I'll be watchin. Still buzzing from englands win in the ashes cricket series earlier/drunk right now. :cool: Been watchin raw is war/smackdown episodes from 2000/2001, fuckin hell it was soooo different back then.

[ClockShot]

How good a drummer is Chris Jericho? Cause is Frank Beard ain't gonna be there, I sure as hell hope we get a free concert none the less.

[owenbrown]

TPWW Vault >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Raw

[Xero]

JTV is having problems seemingly. :'(

[Londoner]

ffs they just HAVE to open with John Cunt

[ClockShot]

Welcome to La Grange.

[Londoner]

yes cena we know

[Londoner]

now tell us something new, you utter cunt

[Splaya]

Cena's promo is awful

[Londoner]

Randy saves raw

[Innovator]

YOUR MATCH WAS A MIDCARD MATCH, TAKER AND EDGE CLOSED MANIA YOU FUCK

[Jannettyzilla]

Was that a pop for Orton? :lol:

[Splaya]

God Orton's music is so awesome

[ClockShot]

Take a long look fellas. That's probably the last time we'll see Orton with the belt.

[Splaya]

YOUR MATCH WAS A MIDCARD MATCH, TAKER AND EDGE CLOSED MANIA YOU FUCK


:lol:


And sigged

[Londoner]

promo's these days neevr tell us anything new

[Londoner]

Cena sucking up to the crowd now

[Splaya]

Cue the game

[ClockShot]

IED!

[Splaya]

10,000. That's it for a crowd ?!

[ClockShot]

Sorry. But this is getting old now.

[Jannettyzilla]

I dozed off. Did the main event just end? Why hasn't my clock moved?

[Innovator]

ANDY!

[Splaya]

LOL


You and the girls

[Londoner]

Boring. Legacy look weak again, HHH/cena look strong, we GET IT.

[Pardeep 619]

Way to put down the WWE Title Trips you lying git

[Londoner]

I'm very close to quitting watching raw...

[Pardeep 619]

Oh great more lame comedy

[Splaya]

LOL

What the hell is a Hobbit

[mike adamle]

Everything's repeating itself

[Jannettyzilla]

OK, that was a little funny.

"I didn't get a chance to look at his feet." :lol:

[Pardeep 619]

Oh deary me... this is soooo boorrriinng

[muffalufagus]

I forgot how bad Cena was on the mic.

[Londoner]

HHH/cena win tonight, orton retains title at night of champions

[Innovator]

Does the crowd just cheer after Cena stops talking?

[ClockShot]

Gag me.

[Jannettyzilla]

Cena and HHH are like the retarded/roided Matthau and Lemmon.

Nah, more like Klugman and Randall.

[mike adamle]

If they were scared to fight right now why are they fine with it later?

[Pardeep 619]

So when Cena and HHH said "we accept" should somebody have said jinx?

[ClockShot]

Got Coke?

[Splaya]

And when HHH pins Dibiase at the end of the night, people will once again come on here and complain about how Orton cannot be put over or HHH's ceiling is back. But its ok, WWE, I'll still believe that Orton can retain

[Jannettyzilla]

Santino!

[RawRocks]

i kinda like the Cena-HHH alliance

[Londoner]

i feel like falling asleep cause of the same old shiteness that is raw

[Londoner]

lol@ santino tho

[Splaya]

Raw is so horrible. I'm so glad I haven't watched a full two hours since Mania

[Innovator]

ATTA BOY COKE!

[ClockShot]

OOH OOH OOH!

PLAY SHARP DRESSED MAN!!!!!!!!

Oh Cheap Sunglasses. That works.

[Pardeep 619]

Cheap sunglasses!!!

[Jannettyzilla]

Excellent "playing"! :shifty:

[Seth82]

ZZ Top hasn't been relevent since the 80's

How many 12 yr olds know who they are

Dumb move by WWE

[Splaya]

Seth82 FTW

[Hanso Amore]

What have I missed?

[mike adamle]

Same stuff for the last 3 months, so nothing.

[Pardeep 619]

20 minutes has gone and all we know about is the main event match

[Pardeep 619]

Bout time we get some wrestling!!!

[Pardeep 619]

6 pack challenge match at Night of Champions for the U.S. Title

[Jannettyzilla]

What happened to Bourne?

[Jannettyzilla]

This could be a good match if given time.

So, it'll suck.

[Splaya]

I love that when they introduce the faces, all they show are kids screaming in the crowd, but when they show the heels they show adults booing

[Jannettyzilla]

I'm pickin' Swagger for US Champ.

[ClockShot]

What's this? Dave & Busters sponsoring the the wrestler's names now or something?

[Hanso Amore]

Big Show is so above this match

[Pardeep 619]

So why is Carlito in the 6 pack challenge? And where is The Miz?

[mike adamle]

I really can't stand Cole and King together anymore. "Did you know Kofi has a 1 in 6 shot at retaining?!" "Yeah, I hope Kofi did that math." No shit, it's a fucking 6 man match.

[Jannettyzilla]

You gotta think by this point that Big Show's the odds on favorite for that match Sunday.

You just gotta. Michael Cole says so.

[mike adamle]

"That controlled frenzy we always talk about." Always. Always.

[Pardeep 619]

Whoa Primo gets the win

[Jannettyzilla]

When did Big Show start poorly spearing people?

Also, good showing by Primo...the guy who's not in the match Sunday.

[mike adamle]

The diving headbutt isn't outlawed?

[Hanso Amore]

HOLY SHIT, KOFI OVER THE TOP FROM THE FLOOR

[Hanso Amore]

LOL Santino

[Pardeep 619]

Seriously why are matches now being sponsored on Raw?

[Jannettyzilla]

Jericho!

[Pardeep 619]

JERICHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Raw has now become 100 x better

[ClockShot]

Seriously why are matches now being sponsored on Raw?

The same reason as always. Vince is hurting for cash.

[Pardeep 619]

Ok even TNA never book as bad as this crap

[Jannettyzilla]

Need to get that DVD for the Jannetty content.

[ClockShot]

A few lyrics wouldn't hurt.

Then again, with the PG rating....

[Splaya]

LOL Are they making Kendrick psycho like Pillman

[Jannettyzilla]

Kendrick has to be Mitch Hedberg's ghost.

[Hanso Amore]

TBK against Lawler now or something...cant they just use active guys?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

So is Kendrick Jericho's partner

[CSL]

They better hurry up and put the Jericho match on, I'm only watching for Mizark

And King bitching out Kendrick just was dumb

[Hanso Amore]

Jesus, WTF

[Pardeep 619]

King is looking a bit fat

[ClockShot]

GODZILLA!

[Innovator]

MATSUI! ITS A THRILLA FROM GODZILLA!

[mike adamle]

Michael Cole by himself on commentary. Fuck.

[Jannettyzilla]

So, they booked this assuming they'd argue and start a feud? :wtf:

[Pardeep 619]

Kendrick will job... just a matter of time

[Jannettyzilla]

So who's saving Jerry and starting the real feud?

[Hanso Amore]

So, they booked this assuming they'd argue and start a feud? :wtf:

Lol, good call

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Jesus fucking Christ.

[Jannettyzilla]

Wowzer, that was lame.

[CSL]

Oh you can fuck right off

[Hanso Amore]

Lol, seriously

Wow.

Bury Kendrick...he better cut the weed

[Hanso Amore]

Honestly....Why book that match?

What does it fo for anything? Why not have One of the other guys on the roster wrestle?

[mike adamle]

This show doesn't deserve a thread.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

If you're going to job Kendrick, at least do it to someone who can fucking benefit from it, dear god.

[RawRocks]

I dont like what they are doing with Brian Kendrick... geez this is so not right

[Jannettyzilla]

The only way that works is if it starts a vicious heel turn for Kendrick where he starts cheatin' the shit out of people.

Basically, the same thing they were failing with Matt Hardy before his injury/trade.

[mike adamle]

Go back to ROH Kendrick.

[Jon Kano]

lol seriously why do you people still tune in?

[Pardeep 619]

Brian Kendrick is so good in the ring and so fun to watch, yet they have to frigging bury him.

[Pardeep 619]

lol seriously why do you people still tune in?

Force of habit. Not much else on TV early in the morning in England

[ClockShot]

An interview on stage?

Strange.

[Innovator]

Holy tits Mickie

[Hanso Amore]

I would suck her asshole clean

[Innovator]

I'm digging this interview on the stage

[RawRocks]

interviews out in the open outside the ring ... i like it!

[ClockShot]

DUH MIZ!

[Hanso Amore]

Rachel Ray is hot

[Hanso Amore]

OOOOOOOOOO BURN

[Pardeep 619]

Maryse is frigging gorgeous

[Innovator]

AROGANCE! DAMN THAT MODEL!

[ClockShot]

Rick Martel called. He wants his gimmick back.

[Innovator]

MIZARK! YES!

[CSL]

MIZARKKKKKKK!!!

[Innovator]

TIME FOR SOME WIG SPLITTING

[Jannettyzilla]

It's not Maurice. :rofl:

Also, I hope this sets up a blindfold match. Blindfold matches rule!

[RawRocks]

Get Mark Henry off my TV!

[Jannettyzilla]

At least that segment had boobs to cover Miz's boringness.

Bring on the Mizark!

[CSL]

Get RawRocks off my forum!

[Innovator]

The awesomeness on the screen between Mizark and JERICHO could destroy the universe

[CSL]

WOAH!

[Hanso Amore]

Henry has t he best theme music today

[mike adamle]

He smiles so he's face.

[Innovator]

somebody gon get they ass kicked

somebody gon get they wig split

[RawRocks]

let me guess.. this will end in a count out with Sexual Chocolate winning

[CSL]

Pretty sure we're gonna see Mizark bust out moonsault for the finish ACTUALLY

[CSL]

His finish needs to be 'The Wigsplitter' for the record

[Innovator]

Mizark wasn't going for a Vader Bomb, he was going for the BME

[Innovator]

GIANT SWING!!!!!!!!!!!

[RawRocks]

NICE! KNOCK OUT MICHAEL COLE!

[mike adamle]

Positive for the show: Michael Cole falls over.

[Innovator]

MIZARK TOOK OUT COLE! TOP BABYFACE!

[TLHOPPER]

Micheal Cole knocked on ass now thats entertainment

[Innovator]

Mark Henry says cheer, you cheer

[Jannettyzilla]

Is it just me, or have they used the entire roster already?

[JT]

...lame...

[Hanso Amore]

So horrible

[mike adamle]

Not Evan Bourne, or any of the women besides mickie and maryse

[Jannettyzilla]

Santino needs to be the full-time Special Liaison to the Guest Host untill he turns heel again.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Okay, this ZZ Top shit is even worse than I thought it'd be. The only good part was Santino's ZZZZZZZZ Top comment.

[Hanso Amore]

I quit, good night guys

[Jannettyzilla]

Chavo and Kendrick need to team up and go rogue. They're a better team than Dibiase/Rhodes immediately.

[PullMyFinger]

I'm watching an old episode of the Jeffersons instead. lol

[Jannettyzilla]

Dusty Rhodes better save this Raw.

[RawRocks]

Baseball Tonight is better than this

[TLHOPPER]

I don't know maybe its just me but there seemed like there was a little sexual tension between Cena and HHH

[Pardeep 619]

I don't know maybe its just me but there seemed like there was a little sexual tension between Cena and HHH

You' been watching gay porn recently?

[Pardeep 619]

KELLY KELLY!!!!! Amazing!!!!

[Jannettyzilla]

Geez this is bad. Santino is the best thing on this show.

[Jannettyzilla]

And where the flip is Beth Phoenix? Why is it the two divas on the roster that can actually wrestle (her and Katie Lea) get no play?

[mike adamle]

I'm calling Cody as Jericho's partner

[Jannettyzilla]

"I've held more titles than you and your fathers combined?" :-\

[Jannettyzilla]

Was about to say 'What if Orton is his partner?'

Wouldn't make any sense, but neither did Edge/Jericho.

[RawRocks]

Why do I sense a Shawn Michaels appearance at Night of The Champions? HBK/Y2J

[Jannettyzilla]

My money's on Kane.

[Jannettyzilla]

OMG. Shaq hosting? AWESOME!

[Pardeep 619]

Shaquille O'Neal next week on raw

[CSL]

Now Shaq is a great choice

[RGWhat316]

Poor Gail has to team with Kelly.

[mike adamle]

Alicia Fox isn't hot. Get her off my TV.

[mike adamle]

And this new ref. is a fag.

[RawRocks]

And this new ref. is a fag.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Jannettyzilla]

Kelly rolled herself up there. :lol:

And they cut away from the twat shot. :rant:

[mike adamle]

I enjoyed the twat shot while it lasted. I apologize if I've sounded like a troll this Raw, but this has fucking sucked.

[RawRocks]

I enjoyed the twat shot while it lasted. I apologize if I've sounded like a troll this Raw, but this has fucking sucked.

:y:

[Pardeep 619]

Nice car ZZ Top

[Jannettyzilla]

It would be nice to see Shaq team with MVP to help him get over next week. Put 'em against Swagger and Show, let 'er rip.

[Theo Dious]

Alicia Fox isn't hot. Get her off my TV.

Thank you for saying what needed to be said!

[Pardeep 619]

And yes Raw has sucked tonight and I am trolling without meaning to

[RawRocks]

There is almost zero build up to the PPV on Sunday .. and this match shouldnt count as one!

[Pardeep 619]

So the main event is the same match as last week (minus Seth Green) and they're doing the same spots as last week

[DarKCentaur]

I have a feeling Jericho will get involved in this match somehow

[DarKCentaur]

But then again, that would be awesome and would make sense.

[Pardeep 619]

That would be awesome, hence why it won't happen

[mike adamle]

Highlight of Raw: Someone in the crowd holding a "Shut Up Cole" sign.

[RawRocks]

Highlight of Raw: Someone in the crowd holding a "Shut Up Cole" sign.

:rofl: :y::y::y::y:

[mike adamle]

Nope the "ZZ Top Sucks" sign is better.

[RGWhat316]

It would be better if it wasnt a little less predictable.

[mike adamle]

This guys signs are awesome!

[RGWhat316]

Spoiler : Cena Wins

[mike adamle]

A month ago Raw wasn't this bad, it wasn't great, but not nearly this bad, how'd this happn?

[Dorkchop]

Did Raw have the same main event last week?

I normally really like Raw, but it's been pretty bad lately. The celebrity host is such a terrible idea. I bet WWE stops doing sometime in August.

I'm so bored of Cena and HHH. I like Orton, but I'm tired of him in matches against Cena and HHH.

Gail Kim deserves so much better.

Where the fuck is Beth?

[Cool King]

Well, Raw truly sucked tonight.

Worst part was watching Kendrick job to Lawler, of all people. (My sig speaks the truth people!)

So, any guesses as to why Shaq is hosting Raw next week? He must have something to plug. That's the only real reason for these "Guest Hosts" when you think about it. It's only to advertise something.

So far we've had Seth Green plug HHH's Robot Chicken Episode and a Robot Chicken Tour thing and tonight we had ZZ Top plugging there Tour with Aerosmith and some DVD of theres.

So I'm guessing Shaq is on tour and that's his reason for hosting Raw next week. Either that or we're getting Shaq Fu II soon. :shifty:

Meh, I'm off to bed. G'night.

[Cool King]

Where the fuck is Beth?

Ditto.

[Gertner]

Wow, that was so many different kinds of awful

[Indifferent Clox]

I'm pretty much a Shaq mark

[DAMN iNATOR]

And this new ref. is a fag.

Who? That Justin King guy (black guy, kinda skinny and geeky looking with only a very thin layer of hair) (see pic below)?
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^ HIM?

Just wondered. Man ZZ Top was such a letdown, I even had trouble laughing at Santino inserting his antics into their "gigs"...the only time I even came close to a genuine laugh at anything to do with Santino tonight is when he did the "ZZZZZZ Top" thing like the ZZ was onamatopaeic (sp.?) or something. Other than that this show was a total shitfest. I guess the old school (or "vintage", as Cole would say) 1930's or 1940's-era car that they came out in was pretty cool. and the whole Kelly Kelly having the "Legs" song was fucking ruined thanks to Santino, dammit all... *SIGH* About to fucking give up on this shit show for a while if next week doesn't show major fucking improvement.

[Lock Jaw]

Pretty weak show all arou- DEEDLEDEEDLEDEELDEDEEDLEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Dammit Miz!

[Pardeep 619]

This was probably the worst episode of Raw I have ever seen. Usually I can find positive things from most of the shows, but tonight was diabolical. Fuck the PPV on Sunday, WWE doesn't deserve a penny of my cash whilst they're putting out crap like tonight.

[Mr. C]

The opening was alright.

As far as ZZ Top goes…way to appeal to the crowd, WWE. Santino Marella is garbage. What a waste of this concept. Let’s hope Shaquille O’Neal works like Seth Green did.

The six-man tag team match was fun, as I’m always a fan of a midcard fighting over a championship.

Brian Kendrick vs. Jerry Lawler made no sense.

Mark Henry was great. I love how the crowd just eats him up. All he has to do is smile, and WAM super-pop.

I enjoyed the main event.

4.9/10

[DAMN iNATOR]

Pretty weak show all arou- DEEDLEDEEDLEDEELDEDEEDLEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Dammit Miz!

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[Lock Jaw]

Miz is the new interrupter of everybody.

[Londoner]

Sounds like I didn't miss much in the end, just decided i'm better off not bothering to watch their crap they call a tv show anymore, couldn't careless about night of champions. Until WWE starts making Raw worth watching again, i wont bother with it i dont think. Watchin old episodes from the attitude era last night woke me up even more as to how different it is, WWE can shove Raw as it is up their goddamn arses. And no, getting a half decent show(if that) isn't good enough anymore i'm afraid.

[Dorkchop]

So, any guesses as to why Shaq is hosting Raw next week? He must have something to plug. That's the only real reason for these "Guest Hosts" when you think about it. It's only to advertise something.

So far we've had Seth Green plug HHH's Robot Chicken Episode and a Robot Chicken Tour thing and tonight we had ZZ Top plugging there Tour with Aerosmith and some DVD of theres.

So I'm guessing Shaq is on tour and that's his reason for hosting Raw next week. Either that or we're getting Shaq Fu II soon. :shifty:



I heard Shaq has a new show coming out where he challenges people in their sport of choice.

[Gerard]

Amazing guest hosts on raw, 2 aging inbred hillbilly wannabe's swaying back and forth like fuckwits every time theyre on camera. :wtf:

Does anyone come to that show without something to plug?

[Dorkchop]

ZZ Top didn't even pretend to make it look like they were playing their instruments. This Rw was terrible.

[Skippord]

when did everyone here start liking Mark fucking Henry

come on