Official ECW Thread (7/21/9)

[DAMN iNATOR]

Featured tonight, I would imagine either around the midway point of tonight's show, or the pre-main event/ME time, will be Dreamer and Christian on The Abraham Washington Show.

Should be interesting to see if Shelton and Kozlov try to stake claims to a part in this Sunday's title match at Night of Champions as well.

It all takes place in less than 15 minutes, tonight on ECW.

Stream @ http://www.channelsurfing.net/ - just scroll down and the 4th from the bottom listing will be ECW tonight. Click for the live stream if you don't get SyFy and want to watch it live tonight.

[DarKCentaur]

I'm excited for more Abraham Washington! I actually love awkwardly bad comedy

[Xero]

ECW! ECW! ECW!

[Jannettyzilla]

The spoilers make the first half look interesting and the last half...not so much.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Just a totally random thought/observation...but ECW, all of it's letters are just one off of DBX in the abbreviation...perhaps it's a sign...:cool:...a sign of great things to come!

[DAMN iNATOR]

And we start things off tonight with Yoshi Tatsu v. William Regal...holy shit!

[DarKCentaur]

Incase nobody knew, the flag on Yoshi's tights informs us that he's from Japan.

[DarKCentaur]

I wonder how long before the crowd starts erroneously chanting "USA"

[DAMN iNATOR]

If Tatsu beats regal this could be a sign of a huge push to come in that young man's future...maybe not soon, but he's got a huge amount of promise and potential if you ask me.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I wonder how long before the crowd starts erroneously chanting "USA"

or "TNA":shifty:

[DAMN iNATOR]

*crowd chants "YO-SHI! YO-SHI! YO-SHI!"*

[DarKCentaur]

Yoshi's strong style helped him kick out of all those pins.

[DAMN iNATOR]

"RE-GAL SUCKS! RE-GAL SUCKS! RE-GAL SUCKS!"

[DarKCentaur]

Pretty hot crowd, gotta give em that.

[DarKCentaur]

LOL did Striker really just call him Piston Honda?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Holy shit...Tatsu is on fucking fire. Beats Regal tonight...

[DarKCentaur]

Piston Honda defeats Little Mac... but don't worry, you get a rematch!

[DarKCentaur]

That graphic of Washington is pretty awesome.

[DAMN iNATOR]

J.D. Powers & Associates <3 Cox...

[DAMN iNATOR]

Next up, "Big Zeke" Ezekiel Jackson v. Mike Williams...ooohkay then.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Jackson mercifully ends it quickly. I think maybe within 1 minute.

[DAMN iNATOR]

UH-OH! It appears Kozlov wants either a confrontation...or a partnership.

[DarKCentaur]

Poor Mike Williams, doesn't seem to have any friends in the locker room.

[Triple Naitch]

Kinda intrigued by a Ezekiel/Kozlov feud.

[DAMN iNATOR]

"THEIR" opponent? Only Jackson had the official match with Williams there, Striker.:roll:

[Triple Naitch]

Maria is full of shit.

[Pardeep 619]

I reckon Shelton will beat Goldust tonight

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL, great...now we've got the divas giving romantic advice? Oh, brother...:roll:

They're fun to look at, but when they start blabbing...

[DAMN iNATOR]

Also, I am SO going to go see Funny People next Friday...it's gonna be funny as hell, I can just tell.

[Pardeep 619]

The only advice the diva's should give is how to open their legs without causing an injury

[DAMN iNATOR]

Goldust v. Gold Standard (Shelton Benjamin)...

[DAMN iNATOR]

lol, Barry Goldwater and Golda Meir references...now all we need to complete that is a Benjamin Disraeli one.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Benjamin wins...real shocker THERE.:roll:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Not shocking but still a fuckin sick bulldog from Shelton.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Sheamus promo time.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Helms' Guest...Paul Burchill...preview of his match with Tyler Reks or as I call him, T. Reks...

[DarKCentaur]

Tyler Reks reminds me a LOT of Chuck Palumbo

[DAMN iNATOR]

and here we go. Reks v. Burchill...

[DAMN iNATOR]

...after the commercial.

SOMEBODY GON' GET THEY CURB STOMPED!:shifty:

[DAMN iNATOR]

Well I guess ECW debut = 1st victory for T. Reks, but he's still 1-2 overall in the 'E...was kinda hoping for a beatdown from Ryder, not Burchill...I mean there's already 2 matches worth of history between the two of them.

The Abraham Washington Show with guests ECW Champion Tommy Dreamer, and the #1 Contender, "Captain Charisma", Christian - NEXT!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Tyler Reks reminds me a LOT of Chuck Palumbo

Yeah I guess a little bit...but Reks fixes surfboards instead of motorbikes, and Reks also seems a little bit more homelier than Palumbo in the face department...and the dreads or cornrows or whatever that he sports don't help matters.

[DAMN iNATOR]

*SummerSlam and SummerSlam CONTEST Promo*

[DAMN iNATOR]

Should be a hot match Friday (Punk v. Mysterio).:y: Lookin' forward to seein' how it turns out.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Christian out first on The A.W. Show...

[DAMN iNATOR]

...and heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Tommy!*

*apologies to Johnny Carson.:shifty:

[St. Jimmy]

This was almost as good as MMA.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Hmm...apparently this isn't "Casual Tuesday" as usual for Mr. Dreamer, whereas Christian's perfectly fine in just a t-shirt and blue jeans...:-\

[Dorkchop]

How was the show? More specifically how was Regal vs Yoshi Tatsu?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

*marks out for "did anyone ever tell you that you have a show made for public access".*

I fucking hate this talk show bullshit, he's no fucking good.

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL, Christian's tearing Washington a brand new one right now!:lol::rofl::lol::rofl::lol::rofl:

[DarKCentaur]

*marks out for "did anyone ever tell you that you have a show made for public access".*

I fucking hate this talk show bullshit, he's no fucking good.

He's not supposed to be?

[DarKCentaur]

LOL this is golden

[DAMN iNATOR]

This ain't the Tommy Dreamer-Christian Power Hour:rant::mad: LOL!

[DarKCentaur]

Wow, Dreamer SO stole my joke from 3 weeks ago

[DAMN iNATOR]

The only way this shit could be any more funny is if it were made into one of those clips that are so popular on these boards nowadays...except there'd only be room for 2 of the guys and somebody'd have to get cut:(

LOL, actually THAT's a slap in the face!

[mike adamle]

Why doesn't Christian still have the peep show?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Good night everyone, from the land of extreme!
*cue © screen and SummerSlam promo*
*fades to black*

[DarKCentaur]

OMG Abraham Washington looks like he has Lego hair.

[Droford]

I wonder if Burchill, Regal and Sheamus will form a group?

[RGWhat316]

Tyler Reks reminds me a LOT of Chuck Palumbo

I figured Reks was more like Ricky 0 V2