The Gathering of Juggalos... Oh dear God. [Archive]

What Would Kevin Do?

07-23-2009, 09:58 PM

This is just... Wow. This reminds me of a spoof commercial you'd see on the old Saturday night shows that showed horror movies...

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Juan

07-23-2009, 10:18 PM

lol @ the generic soda

Kane Knight

07-23-2009, 10:41 PM

lawl.

El Fangel

07-24-2009, 12:59 AM

Crossrine, you know what to do here.

Blitz

07-24-2009, 01:23 AM

I can't believe I watched 7 minutes of that.

That Sugar Slam creature is about the most annoying thing I've ever seen.

Xerzes

07-24-2009, 02:18 AM

Kill them. Kill them all.

DrA

07-24-2009, 02:23 AM

Yeah I know some people from mime school that are going to this.

ron the dial

07-24-2009, 02:30 AM

i've been to the gathering. it was fun in its own way. granted i didn't really fit in, but everybody was cool. retarded, but cool.

Hornicane

07-24-2009, 02:50 AM

Apparently this is the motherfucking year to go.

Hornicane

07-24-2009, 02:59 AM

LOL fucking Roddy Piper on the stand-up stage

Skippord

07-24-2009, 08:44 AM

urge to kill...rising

Anybody Thrilla

07-24-2009, 11:07 AM

The Gathering of the Juggalos I went to in 2003 was one of the best times of my life, so whatever.

Kane Knight

07-24-2009, 11:40 AM

The Gathering of the Juggalos I went to in 2003 was one of the best times of my life, so whatever.

LOL. you need better life experiences.

Skippord

07-24-2009, 11:52 AM

The Gathering of the Juggalos I went to in 2003 was one of the best times of my life, so whatever.
I love you but :(

Indifferent Clox

07-24-2009, 03:54 PM

Dude just because the music sucks doesnt always mean the atmosphere does

What Would Kevin Do?

07-24-2009, 04:46 PM

Dude just because the music sucks doesnt always mean the atmosphere does

Have you ever interacted with ICP fans? I don't mean the casual "I like they're music" peeps, but the real hardcore ICP lovers?

thedamndest

07-24-2009, 04:54 PM

I have interacted with ICP fans. In high school I had the opportunity (it absolutely was an opportunity) to get ICP's autograph at an in-store signing, and I went. The highlight of waiting in line was seeing a crowd of seven or eight Juggalos playing with an empty bag, lighting it on fire, panicking when the fire on the bag started to get too large, throwing the bag into a trashcan which then caught on fire, hearing one of them yell "Shit, we done fucked up!" and seeing them scatter away laughing.

Skippord

07-24-2009, 05:05 PM

Juggalos are idiots

and the girl ones are worse

Skippord

07-24-2009, 05:06 PM

Juggalettes lol

fuck

ron the dial

07-25-2009, 02:35 AM

LOL. you need better life experiences.
lol

ron the dial

07-25-2009, 02:36 AM

oh and i meant that in a "fuck off" sort of way, not a "oh look how funny kane knight is" way. although i'm sure that was a given, i felt the need to clarify.

Savio

07-25-2009, 03:29 AM

The only thing I have to say is Sugar Slam should be shot.

Kris P Lettus

07-25-2009, 03:03 PM

ICP are aiight.. Never considered myself a Juggalo but I have owned a few of their albums over the years..

Anybody Thrilla

07-25-2009, 04:04 PM

LOL. you need better life experiences.

Yeah, wow.

Anybody Thrilla

07-25-2009, 04:09 PM

Listen, I'm not going to sit here and defend all this to people who probably have probably heard one or two ICP songs (if any) for what would be the four millionth time in my life. I loved it at a certain time and it will always be with me. It's not for everybody (obviously), but it was definitely for me.

The beautiful thing about music (especially something as underground as the clowns) is that you don't have to listen to it. Have fun making fun of it, though. Seems productive.

Skippord

07-25-2009, 05:26 PM

it's not so much making fun of the music as making fun of juggalos

cause they're mostly retarded

DrA

07-25-2009, 07:11 PM

If you leave the Juggalos alone they will leave you alone.

thecc

07-25-2009, 09:36 PM

Downunder

07-26-2009, 01:35 AM

thecc

07-27-2009, 11:44 AM

love Andrew W.K

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Gertner

07-27-2009, 03:49 PM

lol which one is you AT?

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Anybody Thrilla

07-28-2009, 10:43 AM

I told you, I went in 2003.

BigDaddyCool

07-28-2009, 12:33 PM

Downunder

07-28-2009, 08:09 PM

love Andrew W.K

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So juggalos throw things and boo him because they think his music sucks.

Ironic, no?

Skippord

07-28-2009, 11:24 PM

Andrew W.K is my hero :(

I did not watch that video

thecc

07-29-2009, 01:12 AM

Mc Chris is playing this and apparently a bunch of his fans are dressing up as storm troopers.

DrA

07-29-2009, 04:13 AM

Pisses me off that anyone would treat Andrew WK like that.

BigDaddyCool

07-29-2009, 09:47 AM

Mc Chris is playing this and apparently a bunch of his fans are dressing up as storm troopers.
MC Chris is pretty awesome, by geek standards.
Pisses me off that anyone would treat Andrew WK like that.

Yeah, Andrew WK hurts no one besides himself and it is just fun party rock and partying and rocking.

BigDaddyCool

07-29-2009, 09:51 AM

Do they play Magic the Gathering at the Gathering of Juggalos?

BigDaddyCool

07-29-2009, 09:52 AM

Is Dr. Rockso, the Rock and Roll Clown invited to the Gathering, that would be pretty epic. He does cocaine.

Anybody Thrilla

07-29-2009, 09:52 AM

When I went, Bubba Sparxxx ( :lol: ) was set to perform. His DJ was out on stage and it literally took him like ten minutes to come from the back. His DJ kept stalling and playing shit, sporadically saying "Hold up, I'mma bring my nigga Bubba out". The crowd got restless and booed like crazy. When Bubba finally made it out, he got about halfway through "Ugly" before he started getting pelted with batteries. He yelled "FUCK Y'ALL, D-12!" and ran off stage.

It was actually pretty hilarious.

BigDaddyCool

07-29-2009, 09:56 AM

So you are telling me the musical acts at the Gathering suck and don't resepect the audience, while the audience sucks and doesn't resepect the musical acts?

Beauser

07-29-2009, 03:13 PM

ICP was cool when I was 12 or 13.

Now, my 13 year old nephew likes them...

Anyone else notice a trend?

Grown ass men dressing up like clowns "rapping" about faygo, and fat bitches. Really not my cup of tea anymore...

BigDaddyCool

07-29-2009, 03:47 PM

Yeah couple of near 40 year old men dressing like clowns at that.

Beauser

07-29-2009, 04:33 PM

Yeah couple of near 40 year old men dressing like clowns at that.

LOL, didn't even think of it like that. Yeesh....

Thats pretty creepy, and not in the way they're going for...

Watch your kiddies, the Faygo is actually Jesus Juice.

Anybody Thrilla

07-29-2009, 04:58 PM

So you are telling me the musical acts at the Gathering suck and don't resepect the audience, while the audience sucks and doesn't resepect the musical acts?

No, see, what happens is there are three full days of concerts to fill. Psychopathic only has like five acts (some of them being hybrid groups such as Dark Lotus and The Psychopathic Rydas), so they have to bring in some outside acts to fill the days. Bubba Sparxxx was pretty much at his peak at the time, so they had him do it. If he would have been on stage on time, I think things would have gone differently. Esham wasn't on Psychopathic at the time and he played, and it was fucking amazing.

By the way, Tech N9ne is playing the Gathering this year and he has many times before. He's toured with ICP as well.

BigDaddyCool

07-29-2009, 05:03 PM

Come back when it is Slayer, then I'll think about it.

BigDaddyCool

07-29-2009, 05:03 PM

Or GWAR.

Beauser

07-29-2009, 05:58 PM

Or GWAR.

speaking of complete garbage...

Downunder

07-30-2009, 02:14 AM

Or GWAR.

GWAR is playing this year.

Anybody Thrilla

07-30-2009, 10:24 AM

From www.juggalogathering.com

***

Musical Performances
Last Updated: June 11, 2009

The Gathering of the Juggalos is the biggest event of the year in Underground music. Every year it hosts over 100 acts, and the list is growing. We're still adding performers to the 2009 roster, but here's a list of who's confirmed so far:

MC Chris

Esham & NATAS

The Dayton Family

Bizarre of D12

Ice Cube

Awesome Dre

Scarface

Gwar

Coolio

Vanilla Ice

Haystak

Tech N9ne

Kottonmouth Kings

ICP

Twiztid

Blaze

ABK

Boondox

Dark Lotus

AMB

Motown Rage

Big B

Mushroomhead

Paradime

***

Ha, wow. Coolio AND Vanilla Ice are playing this year. I'm sure that will be hilarious. Also, there are some decent acts: Dayton Family, Esham, and I wouldn't mind seeing Bizarre, even though he kinda sucks. Also, MC Chris might be a fun show. "Fett's Vett" live?

Anybody Thrilla

07-30-2009, 10:24 AM

Oh shit, I didn't even notice Ice Cube. I'd definitely go to this shit if I weren't 26 years old.

thecc

07-30-2009, 04:43 PM

Do juggalos even get MC Chris?

ministrychick77

07-30-2009, 07:17 PM

if i had the money, i'd so show up...

mainly for the wrestling. also for the faygo. and the music

Gertner

07-30-2009, 08:05 PM

Ew Ew and Ew

ron the dial

07-30-2009, 08:06 PM

lol gertner come on

ron the dial

07-30-2009, 08:08 PM

vanilla ice was fucking hilarious when i went in 2004. like half of the crowd was kind of into it and the other half didn't give a fuck. nobody even bothered to boo him. tech n9ne was sick as hell, though. his performance, dark lotus, and when J showed up on stage to do his verse in esham's "boom" were my highlights. that and all of the bud smoking. jcw was funny, but god damn is it terrible.

Downunder

07-31-2009, 12:09 AM

What the hell is faygo?

Gertner

07-31-2009, 12:11 AM

vanilla ice was fucking hilarious when i went in 2004. like half of the crowd was kind of into it and the other half didn't give a fuck. nobody even bothered to boo him. tech n9ne was sick as hell, though. his performance, dark lotus, and when J showed up on stage to do his verse in esham's "boom" were my highlights. that and all of the bud smoking. jcw was funny, but god damn is it terrible.

Sure it wasn't the second coming of Gotch v Hackenschmidt?

ron the dial

07-31-2009, 12:36 AM

What the hell is faygo?
cheap soda

ron the dial

07-31-2009, 12:37 AM

Sure it wasn't the second coming of Gotch v Hackenschmidt?
pretty sure. that's why i said it was god damn terrible.

thecc

07-31-2009, 01:29 AM

Tracy Smothers proves kayfabe is still alive
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Anybody Thrilla

07-31-2009, 12:20 PM

Do juggalos even get MC Chris?

He's not exactly difficult to 'get'. What you should 'get' is 'off your high horse'.

thecc

07-31-2009, 02:07 PM

He's not exactly difficult to 'get'. What you should 'get' is 'off your high horse'.No need to get but hurt. I was asking a legit question. Maybe it's just me but i don't see a lot of these fans being into songs about reese's pieces, star wars, and nerd girls.

ron the dial

07-31-2009, 02:29 PM

do you know juggalos? just curious. i'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that they "get it."

ministrychick77

07-31-2009, 03:36 PM

What the hell is faygo?

faygo is some awesome soda that isn't sold much on the west coast, except for certain places like bevmo.

Downunder

07-31-2009, 07:49 PM

That's why I don't know what it is - casue I'm on the west coast.

Skippord

08-01-2009, 01:32 AM

it totally sounds like Faggo

Anybody Thrilla

08-01-2009, 09:37 AM

No need to get but hurt. I was asking a legit question. Maybe it's just me but i don't see a lot of these fans being into songs about reese's pieces, star wars, and nerd girls.

No need to make sweeping generalizations. What's so hard to get about Reese's Pieces? Who hasn't heard of Star Wars? I mean, MC Chris isn't rocket science.

Anybody Thrilla

08-01-2009, 09:39 AM

As far as getting 'but hurt' (sic), I'm just on the other side of a thread that's basically attacking something that's pretty close to me. Sorry if that makes me seem defensive to you, but basically you guys can suck my dick.

Fignuts

08-03-2009, 01:49 AM

I would go to this just for Ice Cube, MC Chris, and Mushroomhead.

Also, ROFL at Kane Knight. Jesus fucking christ.

Smitty

08-05-2009, 10:50 PM

Can we sign a temporary UN resolution affective for just one day to drop sarin gas on this "gathering" haha

El Kabong

08-07-2009, 02:29 AM

What is a juggalo? A hulkamaniac! He powerbombs motherfuckers on the thumbtacs!

ICP are fucking funny. I loved the Great Milenko when I was 13.

Sixx

08-11-2009, 07:11 PM

Vanilla Ice playing there?

Pfff, he's no longer underground, sell-out!