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Gertner
07-25-2009, 11:44 AM
Thoughts this would be a fun thing to do.
Here's how it's gonna send up. Nominate your worst theme music. I'll set it up like a bracket. There will be spots for 32 worst themes. I'll post head to head match ups with youtube clips of the worst themes for people to vote on so they have an idea cause there's some FANTASTIC early-mid 1990 WCW themes that must be included.

1. Dave Sullivan " I wanna be a Hulkamanic"
2. American Males
3. Chris Jericho's first WCW Theme
4. William Regal "Real man's man"
5. Johnny B Badd
6. T.L Hopper
7. Mr. Perfect TNa
8. 3 Live Kru
9. Dustin Rhodes "Natural"
10. I.R.S
11. X Factor
12. Jeff Hardy's TNA Theme
13. Hulk Hogan "American Made"
14. Right to Censor
15. Bashem Brothers
16. Harris Brothers TNA
17. Rockabilly
18. MEM
19. Primetime Elix Skippers TNA
20. PN News
21. The One Billy Gunn although I love this one
22. Eric Bischoff" Bite me"
23. NWO B Theme
24. Chaz
25. Big Vis
26. Marquis Cor Von
27. Abs Knucleball Scwatrz
28. 2 Cold Scorpio WCW
29. Bastion Booger
30. Duke The Dumpster Drose
31. Sting" Man Called Sting"
32. Tugboat


There's our 32. Had to eliminate B and C's theme, cause it's friggen awesome.

Gonna do the brackets. I will pair them off so the favourites aren't facing each other early.

Gertner
07-25-2009, 11:45 AM
I'm nominating Dave Sullivan's "I wanna be a Hulkamanic". Horrible music, with Hogan rapping over it.

Seth82
07-25-2009, 11:46 AM
I hereby nominate WCW's American Males theme

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Gertner
07-25-2009, 11:47 AM
Two of the early favourites are up. Possible finals match up

Seth82
07-25-2009, 11:54 AM
Here's another good nominee

Steiner Brothers used this theme at one point

Ultra Cheesy

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Seth82
07-25-2009, 11:58 AM
Here's Johnny B Badd's theme

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Seth82
07-25-2009, 12:01 PM
Ron Simmons Theme

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kareru
07-25-2009, 12:03 PM
so seth82, not a wcw entrance theme fan

Seth82
07-25-2009, 12:05 PM
so seth82, not a wcw entrance theme fan

They are really cheesy

Seth82
07-25-2009, 12:05 PM
Dustin Rhodes WCW Theme called The Natural

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CSL
07-25-2009, 12:15 PM
Seth82, you need to get the fuck out of here nominating these WCW themes. Except Dustin Rhodes.

Executioner
07-25-2009, 12:16 PM
Hulk Hogan WCW 1st (American Made)

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Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2009, 12:18 PM
I love shitty theme songs.

I guess I'll go ahead and nominate Chris Jericho's WCW face theme. Not his heel one, for that was great, but "Basketball Music #17" I believe it's called. :shifty:

Seth82
07-25-2009, 12:22 PM
Billy Gunn's Rockabilly theme

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Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2009, 12:23 PM
Here we go:

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Seth82
07-25-2009, 12:24 PM
Hulk Hogan WCW 1st (American Made)

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That theme always came off as WCW's attempt to ripoff his old WWF Real American theme

kareru
07-25-2009, 12:24 PM
and representing TNA

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thedamndest
07-25-2009, 12:25 PM
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Seth82
07-25-2009, 12:26 PM
Here's another TNA Theme

The Harris Brother's Big Twins theme

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Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2009, 12:31 PM
Holy fuck, that Jeff Hardy theme is fucking awful. Most of TNA's themes are awful, though. Besides The Beautiful People.

Seth82
07-25-2009, 12:34 PM
The Bashem Brothers Secretary of Defense Theme

Truly awful theme here

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Volare
07-25-2009, 12:34 PM
Doink's music from when he was "Evil".

Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2009, 12:35 PM
Doink's music from when he was "Evil".

You take that back right fucking now. That is the BEST theme song to ever exist.

I hate THIS one, though:

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thedamndest
07-25-2009, 12:36 PM
Jesus. Is that Jeff Hardy singing in the TNA song?

Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2009, 12:38 PM
Oh my god, Volare, I can't get over that Doink statement. Holy fucking shit. That theme was PERFECTION. I think I'm gonna jump on WWEClassics.com and watch every Doink match on Raw EVER.

Seth82
07-25-2009, 12:40 PM
Sylvan Grenier theme when he was doing a model gimmick

truly atrocious

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Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2009, 12:42 PM
I think Sylvan's theme fit the character just fine.

Seth82
07-25-2009, 12:45 PM
Primetime Elix Skipper
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thedamndest
07-25-2009, 12:47 PM
I saw that Rockabilly was posted above, but I believe this to be the worst Billy Gunn theme because it was supposed to be leading to his main event face run:
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thedamndest
07-25-2009, 12:49 PM
Even the Mr. Ass theme is terrible, but it gets away with it because it's so hilarious. Billy Gunn may be go down in history as having the worst themes ever.

Seth82
07-25-2009, 12:50 PM
Even the Mr. Ass theme is terrible, but it gets away with it because it's so hilarious. Billy Gunn may be go down in history as having the worst themes ever.

Yep all of them are lame but Mr Ass theme gets a pass as it is kinda hilarious

Seth82
07-25-2009, 12:54 PM
Bizzare Eric Bischoff theme called Bite Me

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Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2009, 12:55 PM
Even the Mr. Ass theme is terrible, but it gets away with it because it's so hilarious. Billy Gunn may be go down in history as having the worst themes ever.

Oh, you didn't know?

Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2009, 12:58 PM
Hahaha, holy hell, Eric Bischoff is off the chain.

Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2009, 01:02 PM
I'm going to nominate the nWo B Team theme, not because it's a bad song (personally one of my favorite themes ever), but for the fact that it basically told everybody that you were an nWo jobber. How do you get a spot in the nWo, but you don't get to use their official theme music? Pretty ridiculous. Anyway, here it is:

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Seth82
07-25-2009, 01:09 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you the world's worst theme song

Billy and Chuck's You Look So Good To Me

Truly truly cheesy

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Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2009, 01:12 PM
Ugh, no way. You've got it all wrong. That theme was perfect.

I think we should define "bad", here. I've been viewing it in terms of lack of relevance to the character and...well, just a shitty song after that. I still think there can be shitty songs that totally work as themes, though.

Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2009, 01:14 PM
I'm still waiting on an apology from Volare about the Doink theme.

Volare
07-25-2009, 01:14 PM
Oh my god, Volare, I can't get over that Doink statement. Holy fucking shit. That theme was PERFECTION. I think I'm gonna jump on WWEClassics.com and watch every Doink match on Raw EVER.

Ok Ok I take it back. It's just that the shit got annoying, and I thought for a second he was supposed to be like the clown from "It".

Seth82
07-25-2009, 01:16 PM
Ugh, no way. You've got it all wrong. That theme was perfect.

I think we should define "bad", here. I've been viewing it in terms of lack of relevance to the character and...well, just a shitty song after that. I still think there can be shitty songs that totally work as themes, though.

It just was so lame

I mean even the idea of the gimmick was stupid of WWE to have 2 straight men pretend to be gay

the only time that worked was with Exotic Adrian Street and it really hasn't worked much since

Hell they even tricked the media into believing it was real as GLAAD sent them a gift as I remember seeing it on the morning news talks shows I think it was on NBC's Today show

Evil Vito
07-25-2009, 01:19 PM
<font color=goldenrod>If you wanna talk cheesy:

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So The American Dream is to be a dancing fat guy in polka dots. Okay.</font>

CSL
07-25-2009, 01:19 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you the world's worst theme song

Billy and Chuck's You Look So Good To Me

Truly truly cheesy

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You need to be banned from this thread :nono:

Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2009, 01:20 PM
If you have the time, I think you should go back and watch some Doink matches with Bobby Heenan on commentary. Listen to the way The Brain put him over. The character was obviously an accomplished wrestler, and it showed in his performances. There was just something completely 'off' about him that made him dress as a clown. They would speculate at to whether it was head games or if he was just a complete fucking lunatic. They would make comments about him looking "very familiar", and speculate as to him possibly being an older wrestler that people had forgotten about (which he actually really was). I really wish they would have stuck through with Doink being a heel to see if they would have ever had him reveal his identity, but the only problem was HE WAS TOO FUCKING OVER. He was getting crazy cheers for doing dastardly shit. What a compelling character. They need depth like that in today's WWE.

CSL
07-25-2009, 01:21 PM
<font color=goldenrod>If you wanna talk cheesy:

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So The American Dream is to be a dancing fat guy in polka dots. Okay.</font>

:|

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU PEOPLE?!

Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2009, 01:21 PM
Big Vito, your post is also inexcusable. It should be stricken from the record.

Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2009, 01:22 PM
I'm so glad CSL is here right now.

Volare
07-25-2009, 01:25 PM
See Thrilla, and you call ME crazy?

thedamndest
07-25-2009, 01:27 PM
I have always found this theme to be terrible, if for no other reason than the random cow moos.

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Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2009, 01:28 PM
See Thrilla, and you call ME crazy?

I stand by that. It doesn't mean I don't like you, though. Doink is the fucking man.

Volare
07-25-2009, 01:29 PM
Whew, I was worried I made an enemy. Never scare me like that again dammit!

Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2009, 01:29 PM
It just was so lame

I mean even the idea of the gimmick was stupid of WWE to have 2 straight men pretend to be gay

the only time that worked was with Exotic Adrian Street and it really hasn't worked much since

Hell they even tricked the media into believing it was real as GLAAD sent them a gift as I remember seeing it on the morning news talks shows I think it was on NBC's Today show

Yeah, I get all that, but they DID do the characters and the theme song FIT those characters WELL, k?

Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2009, 01:30 PM
Whew, I was worried I made an enemy. Never scare me like that again dammit!

If Matt Bourne shows up, you'll be in big trouble.

Volare
07-25-2009, 01:32 PM
Shit.

Seth82
07-25-2009, 01:32 PM
Yeah, I get all that, but they DID do the characters and the theme song FIT those characters WELL, k?

Yeah it fit them I get that but it was so damn cheesy

I hereby retract my nomination of that as one of the worst themes

I guess my main problem was with the gimmick

DeathValleyBarry
07-25-2009, 01:33 PM
I nominate "Knuckleball" Schwartz. WTF was the point of even having that character around?

Innovator
07-25-2009, 01:33 PM
I want to nominate "Man Called Sting"

Volare
07-25-2009, 01:34 PM
So Triple H could make fun of him. Plus that was Brooklin Brawler's other charecter.

Seth82
07-25-2009, 01:35 PM
I nominate "Knuckleball" Schwartz. WTF was the point of even having that character around?

the point was that baseball was on a strike IIRC so why not have a player join wrestling I suppose

Here's the theme

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thedamndest
07-25-2009, 01:35 PM
I don't know if this counts since HBK never used it, but it should at least get a mention in the thread:
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Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2009, 01:36 PM
Seth is correct about Abe Schwartz, but again, I'd say that theme fit his lame ass.

CSL
07-25-2009, 01:37 PM
I want to nominate "Man Called Sting"

:foc:

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Never liked this. Not as good as the WCW version, no need for it.

Savio
07-25-2009, 01:51 PM
<object width="425" height="344">


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If we are just talking themes and how they fit, I'd have to say Marcus Cor Von

Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2009, 01:53 PM
That David Flair titantron kills me every time. :lol:

And yeah, LOVED the Cor Von theme, but it was about as relevant as a skateboard to a fish.

Savio
07-25-2009, 01:53 PM
I mean look at this, doesn't even fit the video

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it even looks like they are saying "The alpha male?"

Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2009, 01:57 PM
I never thought I'd vote for Cor Von in a worst theme contest, but yeah, pretty ridiculous.

DeathValleyBarry
07-25-2009, 02:06 PM
Seth is correct about Abe Schwartz, but again, I'd say that theme fit his lame ass.


That's what I was getting at.... the character, the theme.... all totally LAME!!!

Cool King
07-25-2009, 02:09 PM
You need to be banned from this thread :nono:

Indeed.

Seriously Seth, what the hell is wrong with you? Nomination themes like The Bashams, Sylvan Grenier and Billy & Chuck?

But if we want to talk bad, then anything by Dale Oliver get's my vote. Along with some bad themes, the guy doesn't seem to know what originality is sometimes.

Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2009, 02:11 PM
Jimmy Hart was really kinda shitty compared to Jim Johnston.

Xero
07-25-2009, 02:15 PM
I don't know if this counts since HBK never used it, but it should at least get a mention in the thread:
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ROFL it's a knock off of the Volume 2 version. :rofl:

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What Would Kevin Do?
07-25-2009, 02:16 PM
The original Age of the Fall theme...

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Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2009, 02:17 PM
That guy sounds kinda furious about being sexy.

UmbrellaCorporation
07-25-2009, 02:19 PM
If no one has said it yet, Snitsky's debut theme.

Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2009, 02:22 PM
I forget his original theme. The least you could have done was looked it up on YouTube for us.

Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2009, 02:23 PM
You mean this one?

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:shifty:

Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2009, 02:26 PM
If you mean this one...

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...I would say that the theme is pretty bland, but not even close to the worst. Once they added the "IT'S NOT MY FAULT!", I thought it was a totally passable theme.

Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2009, 02:26 PM
Man, I love theme threads. Guilty pleasure.

What Would Kevin Do?
07-25-2009, 02:32 PM
2 Cold Scopio WCW

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Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2009, 02:35 PM
Shut up, Kevin. That's amazing.

CSL
07-25-2009, 02:35 PM
Nothing wrong with that Scorpio theme

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Also suprised nobody has mentioned the Uncle Kracker X Factor theme, always seems to come up in these threads

What Would Kevin Do?
07-25-2009, 02:35 PM
Bastion Booger

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Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2009, 02:36 PM
It was flashy, hip (:shifty:), and had a high energy. Just like our friend 2 Cold Scorpio.

Speaking of High Energy, brb....

Lock Jaw
07-25-2009, 02:42 PM
I have always found this theme to be terrible, if for no other reason than the random cow moos.

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YOU FAIL.

JBL's is one of my favourite themes ever.

Bad theme:

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CSL
07-25-2009, 02:47 PM
Regal's is one of those so bad it's good/so ridiculous it's not serious type deals. It's bad but hilariously so.

What Would Kevin Do?
07-25-2009, 02:48 PM
Man's Man is by far the greatest theme, and titantron ever.

I really wish that gimmick would have taken off.

Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2009, 02:50 PM
I really wish that gimmick would have taken off.

There's absolutely no way it could have.

Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2009, 02:50 PM
Man, why the fucking fuck did they do that to him?

What Would Kevin Do?
07-25-2009, 02:58 PM
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What Would Kevin Do?
07-25-2009, 03:00 PM
It could have taken off like Santino did, if they would have just made it so over the top you can't help but laugh... I mean, for the love of god, his titantron has him mixing Quik-Krete.

McLegend
07-25-2009, 03:00 PM
Did I just see a nomination for "Common Man" in a worst themes tournament?

McLegend
07-25-2009, 03:01 PM
New low for TPWW.

Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2009, 03:02 PM
That TL Hopper theme definitely fit the character, but I think I'd still be inclined to vote for it in this tournament. I can't tell if the main focus of the theme is the foreboding music or the constant toilet flushing. If I were a plumber, I would have been writing many angry letters to Vince McMahon.

Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2009, 03:03 PM
I'm guessing someone will be posting Duke "The Dumpster" Droese soon, as he and TL Hopper seem almost interchangable, so I'll just say now that I actually liked his theme.

Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2009, 03:06 PM
I'll go ahead and get it out of the way:

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The hilarious thing to me with guys like Hopper and Droese is the WWE's incessant reminders that they were completely fucking into their jobs. I feel like if I were a plumber or a garbage man and I got a WWE contract, my focus would shift to wrestling. Why did they have so much fucking pride?

Evil Vito
07-25-2009, 05:13 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Still think we need a proper definition of "bad" then. I only really nominated Dusty's for cheesiness purposes, and the fact that the lyrics make no sense. Cause like I said...a dancing fat man with polka dots does not = common. :o

Not sure how I feel about this one here, it's kinda obscure...just really fucked up sounding tbh:</font>

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BDR
07-25-2009, 05:34 PM
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I think i saw it nominated earlier, however "man called sting" deserves to be easily accessible to everyone on here.

CSL
07-25-2009, 05:35 PM
Gonna go create a 'Worst Posters Tournament' and nominate BDR, brb

Gertner
07-25-2009, 06:39 PM
Sonny Siaki's theme was horrendous in TNA. I'll have the brackets set up by Sunday and we should be good to go.

Juan
07-25-2009, 06:54 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Still think we need a proper definition of "bad" then. I only really nominated Dusty's for cheesiness purposes, and the fact that the lyrics make no sense. Cause like I said...a dancing fat man with polka dots does not = common. :o

Not sure how I feel about this one here, it's kinda obscure...just really fucked up sounding tbh:</font>

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I've always liked Chaz's theme because it reminds me of Loser by Beck.

Juan
07-25-2009, 07:02 PM
I don't know why but I thought this was an old thread that was bumped and I never bothered to read it until just now. Anywho, even though I'm late, I'd like to throw a couple of themes out there...


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Droford
07-25-2009, 08:12 PM
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Yo baby yo baby yo!

Exyle
07-25-2009, 11:33 PM
A little late to the game, but I have to say, I really like Jericho's first WCW theme. :y:

I've even located the original song, with lyrics:
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So I nominate that it not be nominated! :shifty:

Exyle
07-25-2009, 11:37 PM
Oh. And keeping in line with the thread, I nominate this:

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Gertner
07-26-2009, 10:39 AM
Got our 32. First round match up will be up tomorrow. Should be an interesting tourny.

XCaliber
07-26-2009, 04:16 PM
Ah nuts I'm too late but I think this one would be a shoe in for most boring theme.

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Gertner
07-26-2009, 04:36 PM
Actually, fuck, I was totally thinking of that theme yesterday and forgot to nominate it.

Gertner
07-26-2009, 04:43 PM
This is going to be a HELL of a Tournament. Seeding this is getting tough.

DarKCentaur
07-26-2009, 04:53 PM
Linda McMahon's theme gives me the douche-chills every time.