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The MAC
08-09-2009, 08:11 AM
what would your gimmick be ,why, and who would you feud with?
I wouldn't be. I'd prefer to be a Paul Bearer-esque manager, with the accompanying gimmicks.
People dont see enough old time managers these days.
NoRoolz
08-09-2009, 09:33 AM
I'd join the British Invasion - I'm British, would rather start off in TNA, would rather start off as a heel, and, AND, work alongside Doug Williams :y:.
Afterlife
08-09-2009, 10:11 AM
I'd be a werewolf. Only, because I'm a nice guy, I never go out on a full moon. I don't want people getting hurt by my curse, you see.
I would feud with anyone who says I'm not a werewolf, because I was raised to be an honest man. And callin' me a liar is where I draw the line.
Ol Dirty Dastard
08-09-2009, 10:17 AM
A rowdy drunken lanky brawler who wears a beerstained wifebeater.
Nicky Fives
08-09-2009, 10:35 AM
A 'Jim Cornette-like' manager, cowardly cheap attacks from ringside, distracting referees, etc...just like the old days...... but for The Hart Dynasty... only problem is Natalya kinda has my spot.....and she's alot better to look at than me.....:love:
Volare
08-09-2009, 11:16 AM
I'd probably have to go with the Diesel-manager role. 6'6 220, no big deal. Except I would steal Tomko's nickname as the "Problem Solver".
mike adamle
08-09-2009, 05:23 PM
Larry Sweeney type manager is where it's at.
Supreme Olajuwon
08-09-2009, 05:26 PM
I would break Goldberg's undefeated streak and my signature move would be getting a blowjob from a member of the audience after every match.
Ol Dirty Dastard
08-09-2009, 05:54 PM
my trademark would be to throwup at some point during the match as well. Not like Droz, but like a drunkard.
Another outstanding thread in the Wrestling Forum.
Outsider
08-09-2009, 06:08 PM
I'd be a jobber, who is released quickly.
FourFifty
08-09-2009, 08:16 PM
I'd be the beautiful love child of J.J. Dillion and Jim Cornette. Enough business savvy so the fans know I'm a professional, but hate able enough that people will boo me every time I step onto the apron.
I'd start off with a dude like Shelton. Put him on an MVPish losing streak. He decides his life is too stressful, so he hires a manager to take care of his business. Daniel Case. Presto! He's winning again! He wins a few cleanly to look like he's still a legitmate threat, and wins a few by cheating to get heat. From there build him up to the IC/US title scene. He wins it, wins more and more of his matches cleanly, and keep building him up until WrestleMania. He goes into the Money in the Bank, loses, and then he gets yelled at. He still has the IC/US title at least, but that's not good enough for Daniel Case. Well, Shelton has an ass full and beats the hell out of Case. Needless to say, they're done.
Daniel Case causes Shelton to lose a non title match, a title match by count out, and gets him DQed for a number one contender's stop until Daniel Case challenges Shelton for a title match at the next PPV. Shelton comes out, followed by Daniel Case... Only Case isn't alone. Since Daniel Case is only a manager, he brings out his newest associate.... GENERIC HOSS NUMBER 485,593!!!!!
Or at least that's the path I'd take.
Indifferent Clox
08-10-2009, 02:06 AM
I've already decided how I am going to go about my pro wrestling career for the most part
I have already begun fighting MMA style with friends and stuff like a smaurai challenging and taking challenges from anyone in my weight class. Eventually I want to train and become good enough to get some local recognition, not too hard in this small town, eventually I'll go talk with some guys from a local pro wreslting fed, get some connections etc. and have a short run there untill I've acheived all I can moving up to the next step, ROH or PWG or Japan.
My gimmick would be similiar to Crash Holly, not wanting to fight anyone over like 220 pounds but beating pretty easily everyone in my weight class. I'd be a tweener, bc the fans would know i was a liegit threat to anyone in my weight division, but they'd think i was scared to fight guys bigger than me. Eventually I'd be forced into a fight with a bigger guy and win nefariously saying I'm just making up for my handicap. Guys who fought bigger guys but where aboutmy size would be pissed off at me. But I'd still beat them fairly.
Eventually , I'd decide to never win a match except by KO, Submission, or Ref stoppage, saying a pin isn't a legit way to win. When Beaten by pin, i'd shrug it off saying I didn't really lose, just held the other wrestler in my gaurd.
Eventually I'd win a title and make the rules MMA style. I'd fight Hybrid style similiar to Bryan Danielson.
Jordan
08-10-2009, 03:36 AM
I would be a warrior. Almost 300 style, like a mix of Goldberg, Warrior, with more of a Danielson style of wrestling I would want to feud with Rey Mysterio, because I could throw him around.
Jordan
08-10-2009, 03:37 AM
And I am really susceptible to high flying attacks.:shifty:
AJHayes
08-10-2009, 09:02 AM
I was going to post in this thread. But Cloxs post makes me no longer want to be here. :(
The Jayman
08-10-2009, 09:21 AM
I would be "The Hypocrite" and feud with Jericho
Mr. Nerfect
08-11-2009, 12:09 PM
I would actually play whatever character is given to me. I'd find it quite a fun challenge to get over with horseshit.
I'd be that Polish guy that gets angry at people for calling him Russian. Yeah.
I'd feud with Jack Swagger, cause his fucking smile makes me wanna stab people.
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