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GD
08-15-2009, 05:33 PM
Who is he? Is he friends with Afif? Does he post on our site's front page? Why does he leave reminders? Why does he have an office? Has he ever posted over here? Thank you
Gertner
08-15-2009, 06:40 PM
lol remember when you could leave comments on his news feeds? I laughed my ass off when he put in that I told him that I hope he gets AIDS
Xero
08-16-2009, 05:13 PM
Remember Matt Boone?

lol
IC Champion
08-16-2009, 06:11 PM
Remember Matt Boone?

lol

He was the greatest.
KYR
08-18-2009, 07:57 PM
Ryan Clark is Xero's brother. Well to be entirely correct, his 'adopted' brother. Ryan was left on Xero's doorstep by his parents (Vince & Dixie) at the age of 33 and Xero being the kind-hearted soul took him in and has looked after him ever since.

Ryan is mentally challenged and Xero doesn't often acknowledge him as a relative.

He keeps him under control in his basement all day with a PC to amuse himself.

Ryan is obsessed with wrestling but moreso with closely examining video footage for the occasional 'nipple-slip'.

Here is a recent photo of Ryan...

http://phogblog.com/ruprecht.jpg
I understand that Ryan is very close to being almost completely toilet-trained now as well.
mike adamle
08-18-2009, 08:25 PM
This may be the greatest thread here.
DAMN iNATOR
08-19-2009, 12:50 AM
In seriousness though, Clark is basically like a correspondent, like if you watched your local news and saw a report from the network affiliate (such as CBS or whatever), he might be the correspondent reporting whatever "news".

His articles are basically on all kinds of different "Pro Wrestling News and Spoilers" type sites.
Kane86
08-19-2009, 12:56 AM
Clark sucks
Xero
08-19-2009, 01:25 AM
http://phogblog.com/ruprecht.jpg
I understand that Ryan is very close to being almost completely toilet-trained now as well.

We had a recent set back.

Let's just say you know you're fucked up when you need to wear a helmet to take a shit.
Kane86
08-19-2009, 01:28 AM
I think its funnty he thinks he is that big of celebrity that we care if he goes to some lame ass third eye blind concert.
Dave Youell
08-19-2009, 08:06 AM
Ahhh, The king of copy and paste

Damien Demento doesn't like him, be afraid!
Gertner
08-19-2009, 10:07 AM
I think its funnty he thinks he is that big of celebrity that we care if he goes to some lame ass third eye blind concert.

Commas and spellcheck are your friends retard.
Kane86
08-19-2009, 01:29 PM
Commas and spellcheck are your friends retard.

UMM I typed that correctly you just keep altering it. GO find someone else to pick on.
Shisen Kopf
03-29-2015, 05:10 PM
Maybe Brad will fire Ryan Clark
road doggy dogg
03-29-2015, 11:20 PM
*The Brad
DAMN iNATOR
04-05-2015, 10:43 AM
Maybe Brad will fire Ryan Clark

Only if he fires himself right after.